Everyone sat down, and the hawker beckoned to the small official outside the door, and the little official hurriedly ran in with his crotch in his hand, "What does the national teacher command?" “

The hawker pointed to the table, "You are stupid, serve tea, don't you see that the guests are waiting" The little official hurriedly confessed, went out and brought a tray of tea, first respectfully put it in front of the hawker, and then went to the Tubo people one by one angrily, hoping that the Tubo people could beat themselves, what do you say this cheap one?

Fortunately, the guards who can enter the house are different from the guards outside, they are all cultured and no one does it, and the little official went out with a disappointed face, and he didn't earn seven hundred yuan!

The hawker calmly took a sip of tea, slowly put down the cup, and didn't even invite Lu Dongzan to drink, and directly opened the opening "Ambassador Lu, your intention, Ben Bo also knows it, Ben Bo is an acute child, don't mind what you say"

Lu Dongzan lowered his head and rolled his eyes up at the hawker, "Don't mind, national teacher, please speak"

The peddler took out a cigarette alone and lit it, "I saw what you gave Your Majesty, it's your family Zampu who wants to marry a princess of the Tang Dynasty, right?" “

Lu Dongzan nodded, "It's true."

"Well, it's very good, in fact, it's not that the princess can't marry outside, I'm a princess who is also married to an outsider, but let's talk about it first, marrying a princess is to give a dowry, and it can't be missing, I don't know how much dowry your family Zampu can come up with?"

Lu Dongzan also drank saliva to suppress the fire, "This national teacher can rest assured, my family is willing to give 5,000 cattle and sheep, 1,000 horses and 1,000 taels of gold and silver as a dowry."

The peddler nodded, "Well, yes, it's much more generous than Yi Nan, but I still have a question, you also know that my princess of the Tang Dynasty is delicate, and she is usually married to a wife, I don't know if your family Zampu is ready to divorce his wife?" ”

Syllable! Before Lu Dongzan could speak, a deputy envoy who accompanied him slapped the table, and the hawker slapped the gun on the table with a tooth for a tooth, "Do you know how to be polite?" ”

Lu Dongzan knew that the person in front of him was not easy to mess with, he was a stunned young man, and if he didn't agree with him, he would lose a lot if he killed all these people, the old guy was ambitious, how could he say that he was also the one who once wanted to be Zampu. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Immediately stretched out his hand to stop the impulse of the deputy, "The national teacher is angry, although my family Zampu already has Zanmeng [Princess Zheng], but I promise that after the princess of the Tang Dynasty marries, her status will not be lower than that of Zanmeng"

The peddler picked the corner of his eye lightly, "Really?" How is it guaranteed? ”

"This... We can agree on it in the form of a credential."

The peddler shook his head, "You may not know, I have always been indifferent to these black and white things, so let's do it, I don't want you to write any blood letters, I see that your deputy is a little impolite just now, I will give you fifteen days, if your deputies can learn the etiquette, I will believe you"

Lu Dongzan lowered his head and pondered, "Okay, I promise you"

The peddler was secretly happy in his heart, he had won fifteen days, and four hundred and fifty taels of gold had arrived, "Ambassador Lu is happy, then let's start directly"

Lu Dongzan and a group of deputies were dumbfounded: "So anxious? ”

The peddler sighed, "No way, I also want to achieve Tang Tu peace as soon as possible, no, time is tight and the task is heavy, I will dictate directly, you guys listen well"

Lu Dongzan is dressed in the right clothes, "National Teacher, please speak"

The hawker coughed, "If you want to learn the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty, you must first communicate with the Tang people without obstacles, so that you can wait until the time of the prelude to the emperor to avoid mistakes, so the first item of the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty: can speak the Tang dialect, civilized and chic"

"Can you speak the Tang dialect, civilized and chic?"

"Yes, Ambassador Lu has a great talent for language, but your deputy is a little awkward" The peddler stretched out his hand and pointed to a messenger sitting behind Lu Dongzan, "You, that's you, repeat what I said just now"

The deputy envoy saw the hawker pointing at himself and asking questions, his expression was like a child who was caught by the teacher by peeking at a novel in class, and his face was entangled, but under the oppression of the hawker, the deputy envoy stammered, "Backwater Datong flower, kiss life and laugh at something"

The peddler took a breath between his teeth, "What are you thinking about?" Listen well, it is: can speak Datang dialect, civilized and chic"

The deputy envoy stammered again, "Will talk about the water, kiss your life and laugh at it"

"I'll go, you don't have any language talent at all, you go out, make the words of this sentence correct and come back in" This unlucky child was kicked out by an unreliable teacher, and the hawker finally found a trace of the pleasure of being a teacher in his heart!

Lu Dongzan was also depressed, "National teacher, I remember this, let's move on to the next one"

"Okay, those who haven't been kicked out are good boys, let's continue to the next one, the second item of Datang etiquette, to be familiar with the customs of Datang, because our ministers come from all over the country, only if we are familiar with the customs of all parts of the country, Ambassador Lu can be heart-to-heart with the ministers when the time comes, and make an appointment with a family, so as to better persuade the ministers to agree to marry the princess to you."

Lu Dongzan nodded, is this national teacher still very reliable, "Then how to familiarize yourself with the customs of various places in the Tang Dynasty?" ”

The peddler picked his chin, "Considering that you may not be able to remember too many customs of the Tang Dynasty for a while, I will simplify it for you, you just need to remember some things to eat, after all, we Tang people love to eat."

Lu Dongzan and the messengers all laughed, this goods are not covered, Lu Dongzan stroked the chest of the hawker, "The national teacher is really reasonable, what is there to eat, and please ask the national teacher to make it clear"

"Well, you listen well" The hawker paused, laughing very evilly, didn't you laugh at me just now, I made you cry and couldn't cry, clear your throat, the hawker brewed the atmosphere, even if he is a pure-blooded Han man, he may not be able to memorize it in one breath, and today he has to support his ability!

"Ambassador Lu, I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauced meat, sausage, assorted crispy plate, smoked chicken white face, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, python, whitebait, steamed hash antlet, braised duck kidney..... braised peas, stewed lentils, edamame, plus pickled cabbage."

After the hawker finished speaking in one breath, he praised himself in his heart, but he suffocated me, sure enough, he didn't say cross talk, and he had to go back to practice on his daughter-in-law!

After catching his breath, the peddler saw that the Tibetan envoys were stunned, like clay sculptures in the temple, and shook his hand in front of Lu Dongzan, "Hey, Ambassador Lu, Ambassador Lu, hey, hey!" ”

Lu Dongzan woke up from the shock, "Ah, oh"

"Remember?"

Lu Dongzan wiped his sweat "didn't remember it all"

"Awesome, Ambassador Lu, remember how much, I'll listen to it"

Lu Dongzan began to break his fingers, "Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw...", ten fingers were not broken, Lu Dongzan began to scratch his head, and the following forgot!

The peddler waved his hand very reasonably, "It doesn't matter if Ambassador Lu doesn't remember, maybe these dishes are a bit much, but I can tell you, when the time comes for the princess to get married, His Majesty will use these dishes to entertain everyone, so there will be tests on the feast, but you can't remember it."

Lu Dongzan's face was bitter, "But we really can't remember, and besides, we can't be as skilled as the national teacher, aren't we?"

The vendor waved his hand, "Ambassador Lu, don't worry, when it comes to the test of time, it doesn't mean that all of you need to read it in one breath like me, just one person can do it, and I know that what I just said is a bit fast, I wrote down all the names of the dishes, you put them away, take them and memorize them, but I can remind you, it's best for you to be prepared, I don't know who Your Majesty will test when the time comes"

Lu Dongzan respectfully took the paper from the peddler's hand, "Thank you for your understanding"

The hawker arched his hand, "You're welcome, you guys carry it first, that's the end of today, one of you can reach my proficiency one day, and then come to me, where I live, you can know as soon as you ask, and I remind you, Chang'an City is big, the routine is deep, don't come out if you have nothing to do, I will let people arrange a good life for you, I will pay for it, enjoy it"

Lu Dongzan thanked him again, and the hawker Shi Shiran walked out of the post house and wiped his sweat in a place where there was no one, I'll go, this molested person is really not fun, let's go home and find my daughter-in-law to play!

Xie Hongjun saw that the hawker was back, "What is Your Majesty looking for you for?" ”

The vendor went over and sat down with her in his arms, "There are a few ambassadors from Tubo, Your Majesty can't make trouble, leave it to me, I'll tell you, it's funny"

Hearing that the hawker actually asked a group of Tibetan people to study the name of the dish, he couldn't stop laughing, "You're too, aren't you, but when is your eloquence so good?" ”

The peddler looked proud, "That's not good eloquence, it's good mouth, do you want to try again?" ”

Xie Hongjun's eyes were full of spring water, "It's a pity that I'm pregnant"

"It's okay, it's only been a month"

"So, I'll try?" (To be continued.) )