After thinking of a good idea, the hawker went directly to the Tibetan envoy according to the tips given by Tang Jian, and at the Chang'an Post Station, the hawker saw this group of arrogant and domineering Tubo people. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The hawker came at the right time, a few Tubo people were grabbing a small official and beating it, a circle of Tibetan guards watched, and there were envoys from other countries in the distance watching the excitement from afar, and no one came to help!

The hawker pulled away the onlookers of the Tibetan guards, and went to the inner circle to applaud, "Niu, the combat power of Tubo is really unparalleled in the world, and five or six people can defeat a scribe of the Tang Dynasty, Ben Bo admires, admires."

An old man dressed in a gorgeous leather robe looked at the peddler with a gloomy face: "Who are you?" ”

The vendor smiled faintly, "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I count three, if this group of people doesn't stop, I have the right to kill"

After listening to this, the old man burst into laughter, as if he had heard the best joke of the year, and after laughing, the old man closed his face, "It's up to you?" “

The peddler shook his head again, "No, I can't."

The old man: "You are self-aware, but if you call the city defense, it will not be an ordinary brawl, it will be a declaration of war against my great Tibet."

"Yo, yes, according to what you mean, as long as it doesn't exceed..."The peddler stretched out his hand and counted the Tibetan guards who were doing it, "No more than five, it's all a brawl, right?" ”

The old man nodded with his hands behind his back, "Yes, the Tang Law seems to have regulations in this regard."

"You're here at Men'erqing, that's okay, I don't call anyone, just myself, now I'm starting to count down to five, three"

I went, and the old man was startled, "Didn't you say count to five?" ”

The hawker's face raised, "I eat soy milk fritters for breakfast, do you know why?" ”

The old man was stunned: "Why?" ”

"Because I like it, can you handle it, two"

The old man snorted coldly, and then he was unmoved, and the guards also laughed at the hawker, and continued to beat the little man, seeing that the other party didn't stop, "Bang bang bang" Then the hawker blew out the muzzle of the gun, pointed the muzzle at the other guards, and then looked at the frightened old man, "Look, five is right?" Why don't we count again? “

Hulala, the guards who were still watching the excitement just now hurriedly surrounded the old man in the middle and showed half of his face, and everyone looked at the short hair in front of him who was holding a pistol back and forth like frightened birds.

Lu Dongzan is out of urine, are you old, you can control your mouth, you can't control your urine, the old man is across the human wall, "Who are you?" ”

"A small person in the Tang Dynasty, if I guess correctly, you are Lu Dongzan of Tubo, right? Don't be afraid, the two countries are not at war yet, not to mention that we are Tang Tu's friendly brothers."

Lu Dongzan held his breath into his lungs, "What a Tang Tu friend, what do my dead guards say?" ”

The hawker glanced at a few Tibetan guards lying on the ground and moistening the land of Datang with blood, "Oh, they, they are deaf, I have shouted five counts and don't know how to run, they must be stupid, let me tell you, you didn't come to the last World Games, we have a few runners running fast, ten numbers will run a hundred meters, these five, five numbers have not yet moved, at first glance, they don't know how to exercise just by eating, I solved it for Ambassador Lu, and you will save food in the future"

Lu Dongzan gritted his teeth, "I thank you"

The vendor waved his hand, "Don't worry about it, thank you for it, let's calculate the medical expenses of my colleague."

After speaking, the hawker didn't know where to pull out a calculator, "The salary of the post station clerk is one hundred wen a day, and the food allowance is forty-five, and now the winter is not over, and there is still twenty wen a day to burn charcoal, and I am afraid that this buddy's injury will cost thirty or fifty yuan, and there must be two escorts during the treatment period, and I have to give people a hundred wen a day, in addition to lost work expenses, mental pensions and the like."

"Oh, that's right, he has to rest for a year for this injury, maybe the post station will recruit a newcomer, put him on the job, you have to give someone an unemployment security fund, you don't know that Datang is not easy to find a job like him now, it is estimated that you will have to wait three or five years to find a job, so Lin Lin finally came down, a total of seven hundred and twenty runs, I'll wipe a zero for you, just give seven hundred runs, I'll be merciful."

Lu Dongzan snorted, and the vendor held the calculator to Lu Dongzan, "What's the matter, the big Tubo is still short of 700 yuan?" ”

"Hmph, come on, get money for this one"

Lu Dongzan can also see it, this is definitely not small, don't you calculate the disability pension for me, okay, I'll give it, let's calculate the death pension after giving it!

Someone handed the hawker a few gold leaves, and the hawker bit them one by one, and handed them to the clerk who was taken away by his colleagues, "Take it, go home and recuperate"

The little official shook his head again and again, "National teacher, don't you dare to ask for it"

The peddler forcibly stuffed the gold leaf into the arms of the little official, "If you want to take it, you will take it, Benber still lacks your money?" The little official's grateful snot bubbles came out, "Thank you, the national teacher" Seeing that the others regretted it, how good did you say it was me who was beaten just now?

Seeing that the hawker was done here, Lu Dongzan said, "Your business is over, let's talk about the death of my guards, there are not many of them..."

The peddler didn't wait for him to finish, "I know, according to the Tibetan tradition, if a strong man like this dies, the compensation is ten cows, according to the current price of cattle in the Tang Dynasty, I calculate, you see my brain, it's not easy to make, how much is five times ten?" ”

The little official just replied, "Fifty."

The hawker hugged his fist at the official, "Thank you, yes, it's fifty runs, Ambassador Lu, you see I wiped all the changes for you just now, you also wipe me a change, give, this is five runs, let's clear the two of us"

Lu Dongzan spurted out a mouthful of old blood, you zero, whether it is the little official of the post station, or the envoys of other countries who are watching the excitement around, they are all happy, Lu Dongzan is embarrassed this time!

The old man trembled and pointed at the peddler, "Boy, there is a kind of newspaper name, when I break through Chang'an, I will be the first to take your sacrificial flag"

The peddler's body is straight, his face is flat, and his voice is so cold that he can make popsicles, "Are you declaring war on Datang?" I'm not afraid, I'll tell you, I'm a Tang Dynasty teacher, and I'm a Wannian Uncle, remember, I'm waiting for you."

Lu Dongzan smacked his tongue, and immediately understood who this person was in front of him, and he had inquired before he came, knowing that Datang had such an unruly national teacher, but he didn't expect the Tang Emperor to be so willing to send him to meet him, could it be that there was something here?

No, you can't be impulsive, Lu Dongzan has lived for fifty or sixty years, and at this age, except for the woman who has stripped off for half an hour, she can't be impulsive at other times.

At that moment, Lu Dongzan was soft, and stroked his chest with one hand towards the hawker, "It turned out to be the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty, the old man has no eyes, he didn't notice it for a while, it was abrupt, and the national teacher is not strange."

The peddler sneered, "Ambassador Lu doesn't pursue the matter of the guards?" ”

"A few little guards collided with the national teacher, they deserved to die, and it was their honor to die in the hands of the national teacher, how could the old man be held accountable"

The peddler laughed, "Ambassador Lu is really broad-minded, worthy of being elected by Songtsen Gampo, Ben Bo admires, since it's okay, then let's not stand outside and drink the wind, Ben Bolai just wants to discuss the matter of harmony with Ambassador Lu, Ambassador Lu, let's go to the house, please?" ”

Lu Dongzan pushed away the guards around him, "a group of waste, dodge away, and let the national teacher in"

Then the guards were combined into two columns, leaving a one-person wide road in the middle for the hawkers to pass, seeing this self-evident dismount, the hawkers walked in without hesitation, and the brother would teleport who the brother was afraid of!

Looking at the hawker's calm face, Lu Dongzan couldn't figure out whether this baby was fearless or bold, and when he entered the house, the hawker sat on the main seat without concession, and several of Lu Dongzan's deputies were about to stare out, and the hawker just didn't see it, and stretched out his finger and pointed to the next head beside him, "Ambassador Lu, you're welcome, sit"

Lu Dongzan gritted his teeth, "Thank you to the national teacher" (to be continued.) )