Verse 59 asks the gods
The vendor who knew the old man Li's exam questions couldn't care about the ink with Li Er, and flashed people directly, Li Er also looked forward to solving the matter quickly, so he would also take advantage of the situation to get out of the way, and hurry up!
Saying goodbye to Li Er, their hawker drove out of the palace, and a few guards at the door were getting together to smoke a cigarette, and when they saw the hawker, they hurriedly came over and told him that Lao Yuan was waiting outside, and the hawker was happy and gave this goods a lighter, and the guards guarding the door couldn't close their mouths!
Lao Yuan saw the hawker car coming, opened the door and got into the car, Lao Yuan is not afraid of the hawker's car now, he has already understood that this thing is just a dead thing, it won't bite, as long as you don't stand in front of it when it runs up to find death, it's not as smart as the horse "Uncle Shi, you finally came out, why didn't the emperor embarrass you!" ”
The peddler drove the car anew, "How do you say it, so you prepare some of the things I have left there and send them to the palace, what about me here, go back and discuss with the old fairy to see how to solve it, by the way, how much did we sell it for the past few days?" ”
"This uncle counted last night, there are only more than a hundred taels of gold, and the rest are scattered silver and copper coins, because Uncle Shi, you don't want silk cloth, so we didn't accept that thing!"
Hey, the consumption level of ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty is still not good! actually took cloth as money, forget it, I didn't plan to make it big this time, like the prince's night banquet, how good it would be to come a few more times "Okay, you give me the gold first, you keep the silver and copper coins, you can exchange them for gold as much as possible, the silk cloth is resolutely not accepted, do you know, and hurry up to repair the Taoist temple, I have slept enough in the tent these days!" “
"I know Uncle Shi, what did the emperor ask you to do?"
The peddler told him the emperor's request, and after Lao Yuan heard it, "Uncle Shi, you hurry up and go to the gods to discuss, I'll take care of it here!" ”
The peddler rolled his eyes at Lao Yuan, I'll go, you don't say to give some advice, you can't find anyone with the date of birth and death in Baidu! I don't know if I can search for it if I change it to Google! I had no choice but to drive back to modern times, "Lao Huang, where is it?" Hurry home and find you in a hurry!"
"If you call later, I'm ready to go to work!"
"Are you looking for a job?" The hawker was surprised that Lao Huang actually went to work!
"Hey, the mahjong stall in the park, three are missing one!"
"Damn, then let them be missing, I have something to ask you here, stay at home and don't run around!"
What's the matter, a fairy doesn't do his job and plays mahjong every day, hung up the phone and the hawker rushed back in a hurry, when he got home, Lao Huang was watching TV with Erlang's legs crossed, holding an ashtray in his arms, and the house was like a kiln, the hawker sat down and squeezed Lao Huang to the side, picked up the cigarette on the coffee table and looked at the Chinese "Niu, Lao Huang, this is all smoked, I said you also smoke less, Aunt Zhang is full of smoke and let you make love?" ”
"What do you know, mortal, do you think that the old man's thousands of years of cultivation are given in vain? Still afraid of this little smoke? Come and smell it, does it smell? As he spoke, he sighed at the peddler, who instinctively turned his head, but it didn't seem to smell the unpleasant smell of smoke after we smoked, and the fairy was a cow!
The peddler hurriedly flattered with a smile on his face, "Lao Huang, pass on this spell that smoking does not hurt the body, I can't quit if I want to, and I won't be afraid after I know the spell!" ”
"Okay, how's things going?"
When he mentioned this, the peddler said, "Hey, don't you say that I forgot, isn't this Li Yuan giving me a problem?" As the saying goes, if there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, don't I look for you, the fairy, to find a way! ”
Lao Huang turned his face and looked at the peddler in surprise, "Hey, what kind of problem did the old man give you, you still need me to help, the Yuan Tiangang I introduced to you is not a problem!" ”
The peddler waved his hand, "Don't mention Lao Yuan, isn't this Li Yuan asking me to solve the problem of food, clothing, housing and transportation in the Tang Dynasty, and also help him to live for a hundred generations, do you see how to solve this matter?" ”
The immortal who was smoking suddenly cocked his two ends like shrimp, "Ahem, Li Yuan is crazy, I've been an immortal for so many years, I've heard of anyone who can completely settle this matter, is he finding fault?" "It seems that the gods also find this matter more difficult.
"It's not a problem, you just say that we are here, this food and clothing have been solved, but you see how many girlfriends have no wives, it's not that the house is not easy to get, the girlfriend can't be turned positive, and how many people's homesickness is cut off by the Spring Festival every year!"
"So what do you do now, what do you think?" The old yellow bullet poach ash asked the vendor.
The peddler smoked Lao Huang's Chinese cigarette and lit it, "Cheng Biting Jin reminded me that I was going to get a few sets of beautiful clothes, a few tables of gorgeous meals, and then go to build a modern villa for Lao Li Tou and get an RV, as for what he wants to do yet!" ”
The old immortal nodded when he heard this, "Dabao, it's good that you have ideas, but I said, if you do this, it will make Li Yuan happy, but it may not be beneficial for our Dao Sect to flourish!" ”
“WHY?”
"You think, you got these things to the Tang Dynasty to fool Old Man Li to a certain extent, but what do the people think? What do ordinary people think? They will only think that you Niu Dabao is just a god stick who can play with novelties, and he has no effect on the development of my Daomen, and maybe it will backfire! ”
Hiss! The peddler gasped, he didn't expect it at all, if the common people just thought that it would be good, if they met someone who helped to call themselves a demon, maybe they would have to enjoy the treatment of Copernicus {Bruno}!
"So what do you say? After all, this matter is too big, you have been doing it for so many years and no one has seen anyone solve it, I will spend two months that it is even more impossible, you see who helped people solve this problem before, the ancestor, the Chaoren clan, the Shennong clan, if I solve this matter, is it possible that others call me the Niu Ren clan? ”
Lao Huang scratched his head with the hand holding the cigarette, and then slapped his thigh, "It's rare to be a treasure, you still know these people!" “
"I'll go, you scared me, I thought you thought of a good way, how do I know these powers, or the Tang Dynasty group told me, you don't know how much ink I have in my stomach, we are a peddler!"
"I'm not telling you this, you listen to me after I finish speaking, do you think that ancestor taught people to raise silkworms, but did she send silk quilts to everyone in the world? And the Nest People also have a house for everyone, they just teach this idea to others, we can do the same, we can also teach them the method, just take this opportunity to promote it all over the world in the name of Daomen! “
The peddler also slapped his thigh, "Yes, why didn't I think of it, I have been drilling a dead end, thinking that the old man Li Yuan is asking me to let the whole Datang people be fed and clothed within two months, I am worried about what can I buy with my little gold, old guy, you reminded me that my mouth was suddenly opened, if I just taught them the method, it would be much simpler!" “
"Dabao, what do you want to use to give to Old Man Li is in line with the current situation of Datang, what do you wear, what do you live, how do you eat, and how do you travel?"
"If you wear it, it seems that we are all chemical fiber now, by the way, did the Tang Dynasty have cotton?"
"I can't remember clearly, you can check it on the Internet!"
I have no choice but to ask for help from Du Niang, the great god is to give power, not only to tell the hawker that the Tang Dynasty cotton is not popular, but also with a poem Bai Juyi's "Qin Zhongyin, Chongfu" poem said: "Thick land to plant mulberry hemp, used to help the people" It can be seen that the Tang Dynasty will wear this aspect or mainly rely on mulberry silkworms and hemp to solve, it seems that cotton can be recommended to the old plum, but it seems that cotton has to be deseeded, it is estimated that the deseeding technology is not up to par at the beginning of ancient times.
PS: It's so cold, let's make your own quilt with some cotton! Anyway, there are still three collections left to collect three hundred, who can help?