Section 58: I will test you
Although the peddler already knew what was going on the road, he couldn't show that he knew, so wouldn't he sell Sun Shaojian in that way, so he pretended to be confused, "Eh, the poor Taoist committee really doesn't know when to deceive the king?" ”
"Hmph, it's hard-mouthed, what do you tell him!" Li Yuan pointed to a eunuch beside him and said, the eunuch repeated the information revealed by Sun Shaojian on the way, "Now you know what crime you have committed!" ”
It seems that this is indeed the case, and the hawker said the excuse he had thought of on the road, "Your Majesty, the poor road is really wronged, the emperor was in a hurry that day, and the poor road didn't have time to explain, but I think everyone at the station knows what's going on, as for the bottle, it's just an ordinary bottle, but the wine in it is better than my Datang!" If you don't believe me, you can ask the prince and the generals and ministers! ”
Li Yuan asked Li Er and them about the situation below, but fortunately, these people eat people with short mouths, and they all help the hawkers to speak, Li Yuan then calmed down his anger, "Hmph, then I won't pursue it this time, but I heard that you came to my Datang to revitalize Taoism by what kind of immortal order, and yesterday you also made up the Tianzhen Festival Festival, I am very supportive, after all, Taoism is also created by the ancestors of my Li family, but don't think that a festival can be exchanged for the support of my Tang Dynasty government, unless you can solve my exam questions!" ”
As soon as Li Yuan said this, the peddler was blinded, what is the situation, there is still an exam for crossing? I haven't done a test paper for many years, and besides, this Tang Dynasty exam doesn't have a ten-year college entrance examination and a three-year simulation or something to refer to, what a whole thing is this! Why don't you ask what the test is first?" “
Li Yuan snorted and stroked his beard, "It's very simple, I heard that your Dharma lottery including the people who helped you are very satisfied, presumably Niu Daochang comes from a realm where the people are rich, and I have raised troops to save the people of the world during the Great Cause period, I just hope that my Datang will also live a life of not leaving no stone unturned, and not closing the door at night, the country is rich and the people are strong, but after so many years, although my Datang is a little better than the previous dynasty, it has not yet reached the kind of life contained in the ancient books!" “
Hearing this, the peddler felt a slap in his heart! Lao Li Tou is putting gold on his face! Are you trying to save the world? If you hadn't hooked up with Yang Guang's concubine, I was afraid that people would find you to settle accounts, and where have you been in power for a few years better than the previous dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty didn't catch up with the Sui Dynasty, but this will make people have to bow their heads under the low eaves, so I have to listen to him chatter!
"So this time I only test you four questions, the world is busy all your life, the so-called four things, as long as you solve the four problems of my Tang people, even if you can point out the direction, of course, you have to show me the real thing, I will give you full support to preach and preach in my Tang Dynasty!"
It turned out that it wasn't a test paper, so it was easy to do, and the four things were too simple, and the vendor finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Your Majesty, please tell me which four things are?" Poor Road will definitely help you find it! “
"Clothing, food, shelter, transportation!" Li Yuan said word by word, "As long as Niu Dao Chang you solve the four problems of my Da Tang, I decree that the whole Da Tang Dynasty only believes, and all other religions will be abolished, and you must also be as soon as possible in your time, I am ready to pass on the throne to the crown prince in August, I hope you will solve the problem before this, and I don't want the world to misunderstand me and force me to abdicate, so I will give Niu Dao Chang another task to find a way to pass on my Zen concession to future generations!" ”
Wow....As soon as Lao Li's request came out, not only the hawker was shocked, but the entire Xuanzheng Hall was like a vegetable market, Li Er took the lead in standing up to relieve the hawker and "asked his father to take back his life"
"Not allowed!"
"Then please ask my father to give me more time!"
"Then when will he solve the problem, and I will abdicate again?"
Li Yuan didn't have a way to play the scoundrel Li Er, "By the way, since the chief of the cow is here to offer treasures, after going down, I will send some of your novelty gadgets into the palace, maybe I will be happy to let go of my hands during the inspection!" ”
After speaking, the old man waved his hand and left, a group of people in the hall surrounded the hawkers, Li Er spoke first, "It's hard for the cow fairy to grow, this thing is not easy to do, in ancient times, the ancestor invented silkworm breeding to bring us clothes, Shennong tasted a hundred herbs and told us what to eat, the nest people taught us to build a house with building blocks to shelter from the wind and rain, and the doctor Xi Zhong invented a car so that people can travel far away, the emperor let Dabao solve the food, clothing, housing and transportation of so many people in the world within two months, it is really difficult for strong people!" ”
Isn't it, even if there is no big problem with food and clothing in the future generations, but how many men with girlfriends and no wives have been stumped by housing, and how many people have been separated from the Spring Festival to go home! Hey, the vendor took the cigarette handed by Li Er and took a sad puff, and everyone else lit it and thought of a way together!
Lao Cheng patted the peddler on the shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth, "Brother Dabao, don't worry too much, even if the emperor doesn't allow you to preach when the time comes, brother, you can preach it in my hometown, I don't believe it, who dares to oppose it in my territory!" ”
Several others also expressed their support, which moved the hawker for a while, the silver bullet offensive began to bear fruit, Lao Cheng patted the hawker on the shoulder and said, "But you are not interesting enough, I saw that the prince brother took the cigarette, which is much better than the one on me, you favor one over the other!" ”
No wonder Lao Cheng is so enthusiastic about this product, the hawker glanced at Lao Cheng, "That cigarette name is not suitable for you to smoke!" ”
"What's so expensive?"
"A real dragon!"
Lao Cheng was stunned suddenly, who dared to use these two words indiscriminately in the Tang Dynasty, but this guy's brain suddenly went off the line and said, "Hey, being the emperor will really enjoy it, do you say that the emperor asked you to solve these five problems so that he can enjoy himself!" ”
After Lao Cheng finished speaking, the hawker and Li Er glared at him, but Li Er meant to blame him for being reckless and speaking without thinking, and the hawker looked at him with a sudden smile, yes, no matter how stupid Li Yuan is, he will not let himself solve the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the whole Tang Dynasty in two months, let's just go back and get something novel to make the old man happy! It seems that I have always thought too much about these emperors, just like the current coffin ape, usually dignified, if you don't check, it's Kong Fansen, and if you check, it's who!
The peddler hugged Lao Cheng and kissed him hard, and he couldn't care about his beard pricking people, "Brother Cheng, I love you to death, next time I'll bring you two better cigarettes" Haha, there's a way! Wait and see, old man. “
Li Er, they saw the hawker's excited expression and knew that they had thought of a solution, and they all breathed a sigh of relief, after all, the hawker had to do this before he ascended the throne, and he would have ascended the throne one day earlier, after all, it took so much effort to kill his brother and younger brother just to sit on that bench.
"Dabao has thought of how to solve his father's problem? Tell me about it! “
"The mountain people have their own clever plans, and the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, you can see it, the old cow will go!"
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