Chapter 42: Bad Taste
What did we do last night?
At breakfast, as soon as I looked at Yurou, her face immediately turned red like a ripe apple, and I guess she didn't expect that she would be so bold last night. I didn't expect that I, this girl who looks so traditional and gentle on the outside would have such an unexpected performance, if it weren't for my room in the backyard, it is estimated that the girls in the whole house would know what I did last night, which made me laugh at her with this after being passionate.
"Sister, are you alright? Since I woke up in the morning, I saw that you didn't sleep well, and you staggered when you walked, do you want me to find you a doctor! Yuruo on the side looked at Yurou without knowing anything, and then turned his head to look at me who tried to avoid eye contact with Yurou, and patted and said: "Usually my sister cares about you the most, but now my sister is uncomfortable, why don't you hurry up and care for you!" β
"Puff cough!" The porridge that was just put into my mouth almost didn't choke me to death, this dead girl, don't talk nonsense here if you don't know anything, okay, I looked at Yurou who was already eager to find a hole in the ground, and felt funny and comfortable in my heart, I don't know what's going on, after last night's incident, I don't have any other thoughts in my heart, Yurou's words have been echoing in my ears.
Don't worry about that, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, because you're here, it's enough that you're here, and if one day you die or I die, at least we won't regret it!
The words that have been holding me back have been washed away in the night sky last night by Yurou's words, it's time to do what I want, but until then, there is still something to do.
"Yuruo! Did I tell you! β
"What!" Yuruo looked at me impatiently, although she confessed her heart yesterday, but her attitude towards me was still as bad as ever.
"You're so cute when you're angry, I love your cute expression!" All right! I really like the cute expression when Yuruo is angry, it's simply a model of tsundere, these days, I've been suppressing my desire to complain, just afraid of having any feelings with this little girl, and now I don't have to worry about this.
As expected, Yu Ruo was there, as if she had been lit by something, and her little face was immediately covered with a lovely flush, and she had no idea that I would say that.
"Mixed ...... Bastard, who would have allowed you to say that? Yuruo immediately pointed at me and looked at me hesitantly: "I can warn you, although you are my husband, but ...... But...... Don't you say I'm cute! β
It's still as chaotic logic as ever! I was almost laughed at by her words, seeing me laughing at her, Yuruo's face turned even redder, she looked at me, with a helpless look, she immediately grabbed Yurou who was on the side: "Sister, this bastard bullied me, you have to help me!" β
Before Yurou could speak, I smiled and said, "Yurou is also my wife, she should stand in front of her husband!" β
As soon as the words came out, Yurou's face immediately turned red, she just looked at me, and she didn't know what to say for a while. She looked at me with a slight disgust, but with a gentle smile on her face.
"You bastard, shameless, I'll kill you!" Yu Ruo was already a little annoyed and angry at this time, if it hadn't been for Yu Rou to stop her, it is estimated that she would have pulled out her sword and rushed up at this time.
"Okay, okay, I'm not kidding you, in fact, there's one more thing I want you to help me today!" I've had enough trouble with Yuruo, I'm in a good mood, and now, I'm going to talk to Yurou Yuruo about the things I thought about last night.
"What's the matter? So mysterious? Yuruo grimaced at me, then put his hands on each other, sat there, and listened to me.
"Good thing!" I smiled and looked at the two girls in front of me: "What a good thing! β
"Huh?" In the Chinese military tent of the Shenji Battalion, Resca and Lao Wan, you look at me, I look at you, and I feel inexplicable about my plan.
"Any questions?" I looked at the two of them lightly and smiled.
"Such a simple thing is so complicated, I think you are a bit of a snake this time!" Reska is now able to use simple idioms and idioms, although sometimes she uses them incorrectly. Lao Wan on the side nodded again and again, seemingly fully agreeing with Reska's opinion.
"That old man is very stubborn, if you don't use a little strong, I'm afraid you won't be able to complete this operation, so I thought of such a bad idea, I have asked Yu Rou and Yu Ruo to prepare everything, after Li Guangzhong comes in a while, you can just act according to my plan!" I've got the first battalion ready! β
Reska shrugged her shoulders and looked helpless: "Although I don't know why you did this, but since it's a good thing, we will do it together!" I didn't expect you to be so childish! But that's fine, at least you won't be procrastinating in doing things in the future! Reska looked at me with a smile, he seemed to have felt the change in me, his face was full of smiles, he had been expecting me to break free from the constraints he had set for himself, and now, I did!
"Since it was ordered by the general, don't worry, Lao Wan will definitely do it for you!" Lao Wan grinned, he likes to be lively all his life, and he will never fail to participate in such a lively event.
"What's the matter? So lively! Just when the discussion between the three of us was just over, the tent door had been picked, and Li Guangzhong walked in with a smile on his face, looking like he was in a good mood because of yesterday's incident: "I said Ziyun, you too, you don't know that you are busy picking a date for your wedding, and you called me over, didn't I say that all the things in the Shenji Camp are decided by you?" β
βwhatοΌ Zhang wants to get married! Reska looked at Li Guangzhong and then at me.
"Haven't you told Reska yet? Yes! That's the case, Ziyun and Yu Rouyu are about to get married if they are sisters, it was decided yesterday, I thought Ziyun would tell you? Li Guangzhong announced yesterday's incident with a smile, what he didn't know was that I had already married Yurou.
"Wow, that's a great thing! I know that the general is not shallow, and there is also the blessing of Qi people, I really envy my old man! Lao Wan looked at me while laughing.
"It's finally settled, and I've finally decided to marry Miss Ling! Zhang, you damn married two geniuses at once, you are really God's favorite! β
I'm dizzy, God's darling! But that's kind of funny to say. Thinking of Yuruo and last night's Yurou, my heart is already very happy, I don't know how the happy days will unfold in the future, maybe I am really God's favorite!
I didn't want to be so flamboyant, although the three people next to me saw my smug smile, I still have to do business, I sorted out my happy time, and then looked at Reska and Lao Wan beside me seriously, coughed lightly, indicating that now is not to talk about marriage, but there is still an important task in my body.
"Ahh Commander Li, I invite you to our Shenji Camp today, because there is a very important matter for you to come forward and cooperate! "I tried to calm myself down and not get too excited, even though my palms were sweaty at this time.
Only then did Li Guangzhong notice that all three of us were dressed in neat armor, and even Reska was wearing his very clean blue naval uniform. The smile on Li Guangzhong's face disappeared immediately, and he looked at me and said, "What? Did something happen? β
"Yes!" I nodded earnestly, and then immediately shouted out, "Do it!" β
"Huh?" Li Guangzhong looked at me inexplicably, and before he could react, more than a dozen soldiers rushed in from outside the tent, and pointed their bayonets at Li Guangzhong.
"It's rude! My lord! Lao Wan immediately untied the saber that Li Guangzhong was carrying.
"Ziyun, what are you doing?" Li Guangzhong, who didn't react to the changes in front of him, didn't make any resistance at this time, he just looked at me stunned, I don't know what happened?
"Ahem!" I coughed lightly, and then motioned to the two soldiers next to me: "Come on, hang things up for me, are the people outside ready?" β
"All set!" Liu Da, the commander of the first battalion, nodded, with a smile on his face.
"So what are you waiting for? Do it! I immediately ordered at the commander of the first battalion.
"Zhang Ziyun! What do you want? Li Guangzhong was completely out of anger at this time, he scolded sharply, his eyes were almost spewing fire, he seemed to have realized that this was an out-and-out mutiny.
That's what you want! Seeing that Reska and Lao Wan were working hard to cooperate with my acting skills, and there was no smile on their faces, I knew that every man had a prank heart in his heart!
Liu Da easily put the embroidered ribbon with red flowers that had been prepared a long time ago on Li Guangzhong, who was shouting and scolding.
"You damn Zhang Ziyun!" Li Guangzhong thought it was a rope at first, but looking at me with a smile on his face, he was about to run away, but when his eyes fell on the embroidery tape, his whole face immediately turned green: "What is this?" What do you want to do, you bastard? β
"Today is Uncle Lee's big day! We all want to congratulate you! Hurry up, hurry up! I couldn't help but laugh and instructed Reska to them, Reska estimated that she was about to explode, and the smile on her face came as soon as she said it, and immediately imitated Lao Wan's appearance, hugged her fist and said to Li Guangzhong: "Congratulations to General Li, I wish you a good hundred years and an early birth cabinet!" β
"Wrong, wrong! It's an early child! Reska's voice made me almost not laugh, and Lao Wan next to him immediately began to correct it, one softly and one stressed, and the tone of the voice changed completely, to comprehend the broad and profound Chinese, Reska was still early.
Li Guangzhong was already a little crying and laughing at this time, he looked at me and the soldiers who were congratulating him, and continued: "Didn't I make it clear to you outside the Qin Pavilion yesterday? What the hell do you want to do with this stinky boy? β
"Ahem! That's why I do it because I know it! Uncle Li, today is your big day, you have to go up, you have to go up, you have to go up, brothers are determined to drink this cup of wedding wine today, I have already sent the news to Erniang, you have two choices now. One, our Shenji Camp will escort you to the Qin Pavilion to pick up the bride. Second, our Shenji Camp tied you up to pick up the bride in the Qin Pavilion! "I have already thought very clearly, to deal with such a scoundrel old man, I can only use this scoundrel method, otherwise in a hundred years, this old man will not make any progress, this is my idea last night, for this reason, I also specially asked Yurou to go to the Qin Pavilion to deal with everything, redeem herself, dowry, and then let Yuruo call Song Yinglong, and turn Li Guangzhong's mansion into a new house when Li Guangzhong went out.
"You dare?"
"Nonsense, of course I dare! Little ones do it! "I suddenly experienced the thrill of being a robber, and with a wave of left and right, two strong soldiers of the Shenji Battalion grabbed Li Guangzhong's arm one left and one right, and directly blocked him.
"Stinky boy, you wait for me!" Li Guangzhong was caught out by a group of soldiers with a wry smile, and left a hateful sentence before leaving.
Okay, the groom is ready, then let the people of Dengzhou also watch a prank!