Chapter 34 Ashes Powder Yulu
The French Enlightenment thinker Holbach once said, "Man is superstitious only because of fear; Man is afraid only because of ignorance. ”
After Liu Debiao disappeared from his sight, Yulu retracted his deep little eyes, and said to the master surnamed Zhang beside him: "Before the immortal master retreated, he specially instructed me to send someone to count it well, what kind of skills will those believers who want to take refuge under the immortal master's throne, and let those martial artists practice martial arts diligently, and when the immortal master comes out of retreat, he will personally take the school examination."
But I think that since the immortal master specially advised, it will naturally not be so simple, but even if the old man wants to break his head, it is difficult to guess one or two, today I specially called you, just to let you help me staff officer, did the old man miss something. ”
Master Zhang pretended to close his eyes and ponder, but scolded early in his heart: The sky has no eyes, the court is dim, and all the princes in the court are deaf and blind? At this critical juncture, our country should be even more hypocritical and wrong, on the one hand, to send capable people with lofty ideals to learn their advanced technology, and on the other hand, to find contradictions between them, and wait for an opportunity to move to defeat them. In this way, we can turn around under the disadvantage, otherwise......
Slanted a glance at Yulu, who looked a little anxious, Master Zhang gritted his teeth, and scolded angrily in his heart: But at this juncture, what kind of 'Boxers' have arisen in the country, bastards, these gods and martial artists, all of them should be locked up and killed.
However, the princes of the court did not know what means they used, and they actually confused the Taishang Lafayette, and treated this group of Qianshou, who only knew how to fight bravely and ruthlessly, and pretended to be a ghost, as the guests on the seat, so that all the officials in various places were friendly, and for a time they flattered and competed for favor, and the ugliness was full of ugliness, and the country was in a miasma, and the people were not happy.
As for the slogans of these leaders, they are even more reckless, isn't this a good excuse for the great powers who will not die to go to war?
If a war starts, can you still expect these Qianshou who have just put down their hoes to be able to block Xiyi's foreign guns and cannons? At that time, I am afraid that the disaster of Gengshen forty years ago will be repeated.
But the governor in front of me, who is in danger and has the position of guarding the capital, is not going to turn the tide when the building is about to collapse when I am alive and dead, and save China from fire and water, but, but look at it, is what you are doing is called personnel?
At the beginning, under his own persuasion, he was still ruthless to these mud legs, but after being fooled by the 'Shocking Demon Thief Group' led by Zhang Decheng for a while, the decisive festival was thrown to the ground, kneeling and licking under these magic sticks, and now the so-called Qian Xianshi who came out of nowhere, decisively abandoned his good friend, knelt and licked under his boxers, hum, good, good, really excellent.
As the so-called nozuonodie, I'm here watching, you Hitara. Yulu will end up with something.
Although he has turned a thousand times in his heart, who is Master Zhang? As the 'My Daqing' version of the senior mouth cannon party, what is the tendency to avoid good fortune, judging the situation and playing with the rolling melon, he shook his head and muttered to himself for a while, suddenly like divine help, opened his wise and deep eyes, and replied with a look of joy and tears: "Congratulations to my lord, congratulations to my lord, from the perspective of a slave, Qian Xianshi does this, it is really to give the adult a great wealth." ”
"Oh? Mr. Zhang said quickly. With a gleam in his eyes and a face full of anticipation, Yulu urged Master Zhang to continue speaking with great interest.
Ahem, Master Zhang cleared his throat and said with a mysterious look: "Hui Yu, when the slave was young and frivolous, he was also obsessed with the theory of becoming an immortal, and read a lot of spirit essays, in which some powerful people often say something seemingly ordinary but full of mystery to their followers, if the followers are smart and can understand the deep meaning, then they will definitely get a great fortune." ”
Yulu is now in a hurry, where is he still in the mood to play foreplay, straight to the point, bastard, I thought so in my heart, but I still had to put on a happy look on my face: "Oh, Mr. Zhang's knowledge has always been admired by the official, I don't know what Mr. has realized from the words?" ”
Master Zhang's heart jumped straight to his feet, numb, I realized that your grandmother has a mouth, isn't this to be made up slowly? You think I'm a high-yielding beast like tomatoes? Smacked his lips, racked his brains and struggled for a while, before he said dryly: "Hehe, that, I think so, although the immortal master has an extraordinary background and has the best power, but with my experience of reading various spirit biographies, the so-called heaven has heavenly rules, and the country has national laws, even if Qian Xianshi is really powerful, in this mortal world, there must be no shackles, otherwise wouldn't it be all messed up?"
So according to my guess, the immortal master wants to gather the world's skilled craftsmen and strange people with lofty ideals, follow the example of Yuan Gong's biography (source "Heavenly Book Strange Tan"), and teach some secret techniques and immortal methods of the heavenly court to the people of the world.
However, this practice cannot be carried out with great fanfare, otherwise it will be known by the inspection of heaven and earth, and the consequences will be unimaginable. Therefore, the immortal master told the adult in an obscure way, presumably he was preparing to use the influence and appeal of the adult in the mortal world, and use the identity of the adult mortal to help him accomplish this feat unknowingly.
In this way, the immortal master avoids the danger of violating the rules of heaven, and can justifiably gather his children and teach the immortal law. And my lord, hehe, is naturally the first person to seek immortal fate for mortals through the ages, and when he is rewarded for his immortal deeds, the first-class merit of adults is naturally indispensable. ”
The more Master Zhang spoke, the more excited he became, the more he wanted to feel that he was more witty, tmd, even the case of Yuan Gong stealing books was moved out by himself, presumably he should be able to fool the boss.
Sure enough, after Yulu heard Master Zhang's explanation, he only felt that his thoughts were clear, his whole body was happy, his legs were not shaking, his waist was not sore, his mind was much clearer, and the refreshed old man Yulu sat on the chair calmly, took a sip of some tea, and exclaimed: "Mr. Zhang is worthy of being a talented and rich man, if it weren't for Mr. Wang's guidance, not to mention the old man, just by mistakenly missing the immortal master's major event, I would never be to blame." Come, the old man will give Mr. a cup of tea instead of water. ”
Master Zhang hurriedly raised his glass accordingly, and said in his mouth: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
After suddenly becoming enlightened, Yulu only felt that he had grasped the central idea of the immortal master's order, and found an excuse to drive away this eye-catching Master Zhang, who was a little smarter than him and wanted to make persistent efforts to make suggestions for himself to the next level, and thought disdainfully in his heart: Just your girl's flowery intestines, are you really an old man's blind eyes? I still want to make suggestions, and when the time comes, the immortal master will reward me or you? I really don't know how thick the sky is.
After taking a sip of tea, I thought about it slightly, looked confident, hummed a little song, and walked to the backyard upside down. You must know that regarding the image project or the face project, the officials of our big China have always been self-taught, and these little things are not worth talking about for Yulu......
On the same day, the governor's yamen sent out a solemn and sharp statement, to the effect that the local officials within the scope of the direct subordinate should select all kinds of people such as skilled craftsmen, strange people, and martial artists, and report to the governor's yamen as soon as possible within the specified time, and this matter is related to the rise and fall of the country, and if there is any slackness, it will be severely punished.
In addition, dozens of private letters were distributed to the hands of various governors' friends for several days, asking these local overlords to find corresponding figures for them, and for a while, the whole of Tianjin and even the whole of China were puzzled by the two monks who were puzzled by these inexplicable letters from Yulu.
Even the Lafayette in the capital, Cixi, the actual controller of China at this time, heard of Yulu's absurd move, but her old man felt that Yulu's move was really the highest performance of loyalty to the country regardless of personal gains and losses.
On the spot, he made a high-profile verbal praise to him, so that Yulu could do a good job in the defense of Tianjin with peace of mind, and do whatever he wanted to do boldly, and all the consequences would be borne by her old man. At the same time, he also ordered the yamen in all localities to fully cooperate with Yulu's work, select suitable people for him, etc., and repay the country's kindness.
Yulu, who received the will, was moved to weep bitterly, and expressed his willingness to die for Lafayette with joy. At the same time, he also sighed that Qian Duoduo is indeed a person with boundless mana, look, the old man just helps the immortal master to do a little thing, and he can attract Lafayette's commendation, which is really admirable.
For a time, the Qing Dynasty was turbulent, and all kinds of characters were covering up and pulling their families to march towards Tianjinwei, which caused the embassies of various countries to be shocked three times a day, and they could not be panicked all day.