During the Second Empire of England, the famous imperialist Prime Minister Palmerston once said: "There are no permanent friends, only eternal interests." ”

In the Tianjin Wei, the consulate of the French Concession, dignitaries from various countries gathered together, and the topic of discussion shifted from the initial 'Boxer Rebellion' to another anti-human demon - Qian Duoduo.

"Now it is clear that this Qian Duoduo is synonymous with ignorance, and his appearance will be the common enemy of the entire civilized society." Salvarg, the Italian consul, raised his hand angrily and roared.

His words drew ridicule from the British-led consuls.

"Haha, I said Consul Salvag, I said have you stayed in this ignorant and barbaric country for so long that you have hallucinations in your brain? A common enemy of the entire civilized society? Aha, do you really think that these yellow-skinned monkeys, who have just laid down their farming tools, can be a threat to us? The Portuguese consul, Luce, spoke bitter words mercilessly.

Seeing that his allies were being attacked, the consul of the Austro-Hungarian Empire unceremoniously opened his mouth and quickly shot back: "The entire civilized world naturally does not include you Portugal, and the topic we discuss, when will it be your turn to point fingers." ”

Luce was stimulated by the Austrian slap in the face, and he was stunned for a long time before he turned his attention to the British consul for help.

As an outdated old power, Portugal was once upon a time coquettish. But with the passage of time, first the position of the maritime hegemon, replaced by the new generation of maritime powers Netherlands and England, and then in an earthquake, the country suffered a devastating blow, and finally re-established the country, France carried out a big revolution, and it was not much of a big deal, but it hurt Portugal, and after a messy civil war, the re-established Bragança dynasty has completely become a slave lackey under the crotch of the British.

The reason why Luce dared to open his mouth and spread hatred for Italy was mainly because Italy and their accomplices Germany and Austria-Hungary had a very unpleasant quarrel with their masters, and in order to gain favor in front of their masters, they humiliated and attacked the Italian consul after he spoke.

But as soon as Austria-Hungary was added, Luxon was sluggish, and if there was only one Italy, would he still have the courage to grin and fly together? My grandson is playing with you! ~

The British consul saw that his little brother was deflated, and he couldn't help but be angry in his heart, and said coldly and arrogantly: "Gentlemen, the topic we came to discuss this time is how to exterminate this group of damned infidels, instead of attacking each other, please restrain your emotions." ”

The Japanese consul Hikoyoshi Ijiin interjected: "Distinguished gentlemen, a great conspiracy is brewing in this barbaric country against our civilized world, and we must not ignore the existence of danger. ”

"Poof." An inappropriate laughter made Ijiin Hikoyoshi very annoyed, and when he turned his head, it turned out to be the American consul Frank, TMD, a group of white ghost animals, and after our Japanese Empire took the Qing Dynasty, it will definitely avenge today's revenge.

On the surface, he bowed to Frank very respectfully, and said solemnly: "I don't know what the contemptible person just said, where did you offend Mr. Frank, please correct." ”

Frank waved his hand and smiled a little embarrassedly: "No, what you said is very good, it's just that when you call yourself civilized, it always feels so weird, now think about it, hehe, it's mainly because you are similar to the people of the Qing Dynasty." ”

The Russian consul Thorovsky raised his glass and said arrogantly: "Where do you need so many people to deal with a barbarian tribe? As long as the countries agree not to meddle, the Qing country, our Russian Empire is covered. ”

His words caused the Germans to be displeased, and the German consul glanced at the polar bear with contempt, and sneered: "Is it up to you? Hah, playing with mud is about the same? ”

Trotsky sent a table and shouted: "What did you say? ”

The other party stiffened his neck without showing weakness and said, "Are you deaf?" ”

"Say it again."

"Then say it again."

"Good, good, good, kind of say it again."

"Then say it again."

"Ahh

"Bang bang." Seeing that an all-military parade was about to be staged in the hall, the British consul couldn't help but roar: "Gentlemen, image, please pay attention to your image, do you think it is glorious to behave like a shrew scolding the street?" ”

Under the roar of the British consul, the hall slowly calmed down, but I don't know where a sentence suddenly appeared: "What image?" Is it the image of being beaten out by a group of Boers with big knives in their hands? ”

"Poof......

Looking at the gloating gaze in the eyes of a large number of dog-like souls, the British consul was angry, his face was red, his muscles were red, and he gritted his teeth and roared: "Which miscellaneous person said it, stand up for me." ”

The German consul snorted disdainfully: "Gentlemen, I suddenly remembered that there is still one thing that has not been resolved, so I will leave today first, and I wish you all a good time." He nodded his head, glanced at the embarrassed British consul, and left with a smile on his lips.

Then the consuls of Italy and Austria-Hungary also left under the pretext, looking at the two or three remaining kittens in the hall, the British consul sighed decadently, waved his hand, and staggered to leave.

At this time, Hikoyoshi of Ijiin hurried over two steps and said in a low voice: "Dear Mr. Consul, our Great Japanese Empire stands with the British Empire at any time. ”

The British consul gave him a grateful look and nodded heavily. After a few kind words, the two parted and left the assembly hall one after another.

The French consul looked at the empty and messy hall, and was annoyed in his heart, Ma Dan, these bastards, it's too bad for the village chief to be a cadre, Lao Tzu is the convener this time......

Ignoring the gloomy expression of the French consul who was secretly sad, at the same time, Tianjin Wei, including the Beijing Division, were staging strange cases of population disappearance.

"Mom, I want to eat rock sugar gourds." A cute little blonde Lori is dragging the woman in dress around her on the streets of Tianjin, pointing to the place where she bought rock sugar gourds.

"Oh, okay, my little angel, but I can only eat one bunch today, I eat too many sweets, it's not good for my teeth." The woman in the dress rubbed Lori's head dotingly, and then led her to the stall selling rock sugar gourds.

The sweet mother and daughter had no idea what was going on in a dark corner behind them, where two or three shadows were talking to each other.

"See? This pair of mother and daughter flowers, is the target that the master wants to get this time, the immortal master said, to take the soul of the foreign demons, sacrifice and refine the magic weapon, and when it is completed, it is the day when the Xiyi foreign demons are awarded. You all cheer up Lao Tzu, and don't delay the great event of the immortal master. ”

"Third master, don't you rest assured, aren't there just two demons? That thing, isn't it easy to catch? But the third master, you said that the immortal master only needs the seven souls and six spirits of this girl, so ...... Anything else...... Hey. A man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed his eyebrows at the third master and smiled lewdly.

The third master said angrily: "Bastard things, when is it, I can't care about your thing, you can listen to me today, I don't care what you do, but now the primary purpose is to complete the immortal master's decree, just in case, damn it, bring me the belt of the trousers to manage it tightly, otherwise don't blame my third master for turning his face and not recognizing people." ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Go ahead."

"Huh." ……

On the road in the western suburbs of Tianjin, two foreigners wearing small round hats and dressed as priests are walking briskly.

The younger priest in the back, looking closely, was an Oriental face, with an angular face full of happy smiles, and shouted to the priest in front: "Father Sival, Xiao Wangcheng's condition is much better today, it is estimated that in two days, he will be completely cured." ”

After hearing this, the older priest in front of him smiled and said, "Yes, if you take the medicine twice, it is estimated that it will be too much, everything is God's will." ”

The young Chinese priest smiled and said, "Hallelujah, all glory be to the Lord." At the end of the day, it's you, Father, who have a good heart. Since I fell ill on the street and was saved by the priest, I have seen with my own eyes that there are also 180 people who have been healed by the priest, and they do not need to be treated. ”

The priest laughed at the young man's words: "Haha, don't say that, be careful I'll be proud!" ~”

"Hahaha."

Just as the two of them were talking and walking, two or three strong-clothed men holding steel knives came to the other side of the road, and the two of them suddenly became alert, you must know that Tianjin Wei is not so peaceful now.

The two of them glanced at each other, silently leaned towards the side of the road, and looked at the visitor cautiously, the facts told them that their vigilance was not in vain, and the person opposite was indeed not good.

Just when the two groups of people were getting closer and closer, the three men in strong suits pulled out their steel knives violently, and surrounded the two of them with a hula, shouting in their mouths: "According to the decree of the immortal master, capture the foreign demon, and then quickly tie your hands and arrest it, so as not to accidentally injure your life." ”

At this moment, the Chinese young man suddenly shouted, "Father, go away." A tiger leaped, and he threw himself at the three of them with his bare hands.

A big man on the other side spat out a mouthful of phlegm disdainfully, and scolded: "Okay, you are a big rebel and a second devil who has forgotten your ancestors, and you don't know how to repent when you die, look at the knife." ”

The second devil of the Chinese youth, in the end, was not a superman wearing underwear, only three or two strokes, he fell in a pool of blood, the whole process was less than a cup of tea, the foreign priest who was pressed to the ground, the first thing he said was not to beg for mercy, but to beg everyone to let him go, first rescue the two devils who fell in the pool of blood.

One of the big men thought for a while and said, "The immortal master said that he wanted us to use foreign demons and wicked people, don't these two people just meet the standards?" I don't think it's better to pull it back together. Everyone praised the kindness, and immediately asked the old priest to bandage them briefly, and then pressed the two of them and walked happily into the city.