"I said Lan'er, don't eat too much watermelon on a cold day, it's not good for your stomach." Qian Duoduo was wearing a white robe, holding a folding paper fan painted with beauties in his hand, with his hands behind his back, with a bald head that was shiny and shiny, and he was wearing B quietly and far-reaching.

"Flutter, Mmmm, I know, Flutter, Lan'er is so happy to be able to follow the master, you can still eat watermelon on this kind of day, Flutter Flutter."

Qian Duoduo looked arrogant and lonely, and said calmly with a stirring in his heart: "Cut, isn't it just out-of-season vegetables and fruits?" Say, whatever you want to eat, as long as you want to eat, I'll get it for you. Don't be in such a hurry, how many turtles will you make? Enjoy your meal. ”

Although Qian Duoduo had tried very hard to be bland, the kind of commotion in his voice still popped out, but Xiaolan didn't have an idea, but when she was relieving her breath, she said with a small mouth with red lips and poured beans: "I want to eat apples, oranges, lychees, oranges, watermelons, sugar melons, cantaloupe, apricots, vegetables, I want to eat eggplant, cucumbers, ......"

Qian Duoduo was shocked when he heard this, he was shocked, he was already at such a young age, ah, what is that, eggplant, cucumber, hehe, it is really a must-have thing for women's home travel! ~

Thinking about some unbearable pictures in my heart, looking at Xiaolan's cherry mouth that was fighting with watermelons one by one, a wave of heat surged in her lower abdomen, and she licked her lips dryly, and thought to herself: In this era, it seems that thirteen or fourteen years old can already do that, seek a fit, seek seamless connection! ~！ ~！ ~

walked a few steps casually, relieved the embarrassing physiological reaction, and said without words: "Xiaolan, it's not me bragging, in the Qing Dynasty, you can eat watermelon in winter, I guess you are really the first one, you say, how can I thank the master?" "The pride of being a modern person is unobstructed.

Xiaolan tilted her head, frowned and thought hard, and then said in a hurry: "That, master, it seems, probably, Xiaolan is not the first." ”

“what？” Qian Duoduo's voice suddenly raised, and he looked at Xiaolan in surprise and said. I'm rubbing, are there other time travelers?

After a few days of contact, Qian Duoduo's English mantra has long been touched by Xiaolan, naturally knows what it means, and said in a somewhat sneering voice: "Hui master, other Xiaolan doesn't know, but this watermelon, I saw the young lady enjoying it in the house last winter, and I also heard that this kind of melon and fruit is called an out-of-season vegetable, but my family is more opposed to eating this kind of vegetable in winter, and once said to the young lady." Confucius said: "Don't eat from time to time", and also said that in our China, as early as the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there was already this kind of technology. ”

When Qian Duoduo heard Xiaolan's words, he immediately stood on the spot, his face flushed, leaning on and leaning on, it was really embarrassing to throw it to grandma's house, damn it, Chinese ancestors, can you go against the sky a little more? Ah, no, this is not the earth, maybe the ancestors on the earth are not so awesome??? But can't, people even moved out of Old Master Confucius, it seems that on their own planet, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period in China, there really is such an anti-heaven existence.

Rely on it, rely on it, "Tang Brick" misunderstands me, misunderstands me, doesn't it say that a good greenhouse cultivation makes Li Er passionate, and he can't help himself? How did you get to me, tnnd, even during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period?

Qian Duoduo, as a semi-literate junior high school who did not graduate normally, naturally did not know that after Tang Taizong Li Shimin had failed to conquer Goryeo in the north, on the way back to China, when he passed through Yizhou (now Yixian County, Hebei), there was a local Sima named Chen Yuanshou (deputy mayor level), who presented this kind of out-of-season vegetables as if he was flattering.

If the protagonist really does this in "Tang Brick", Li Shimin probably won't be angry, after all, someone did it in his own home, but he definitely won't show a lot of interest in this kind of thing, because he knows that if he shows this kind of **, even if this kind of ** is only a little bit, once the people below know, then the people under him will definitely change their ways to please themselves.

Although the protagonist has a strong tech tree, doesn't it take time for this tech tree to become popular? Where these technologies are not popularized, they will inevitably use the most primitive methods such as driving people and burning pits, not to mention the loss of labor and money, the important thing is that once there is such a must-try, these sins will inevitably be imposed on themselves in the history books, as Li Er, who regards reputation above all else, will not think about it.

But as a semi-literate existence, Qian Duoduo obviously won't read any "Historical Records" and "Zizhi Tongjian" for historical knowledge, so this kind of YY crossing text has become his base camp for absorbing historical nutrition, and as a result, he was pitted by the author to the bottom, but what can he do?

Does it make him stupidly return to modern society and question the author of "Tang Bricks"? It is estimated that most people will not even raise their eyelids, just say: "What your grandfather and I wrote is called a 'novel', not a 'history book'. "You can get a lot of money out of two miles.

Embarrassed, Qian Duoduo blushed, standing there stiff as if he was constipated, his brain spinning rapidly, trying to get something to get himself back to this field.

And Xiaolan also knew that she had said something she shouldn't have said, cough cough, although she was telling the truth, she was also annoyed with herself in her heart, pecking at the watermelon without a mouthful, and a pair of beautiful eyes peeked at Qian Duoduo from time to time, and then it was a mess, obviously she was also brainy, and wanted to say something to make up for her reckless behavior just now.

At this moment, Li Dashan led a group of accomplices and suppressed the lively crowd, and instructed his subordinates to knock on the door of the old house with an iron face.

"Whew." Hearing the door knock, the embarrassed two invariably spit out a breath of turbidity, so loud that the two looked at each other again, and were silent for a second or two, and the two suddenly laughed, and in the laughter, the last trace of embarrassment also disappeared with the wind.

"Master, I'm going to open the door." Xiaolan wiped her hands obediently, smiled cheerfully at Qian Duoduo, and jumped towards the door.

Looking at the energetic figure, Qian Duoduo's heart floated in his heart again The scene of this immature ** being stripped naked, the pink and fair-skinned body was tactfully wailing under him.

I shuddered, secretly said that I had eaten too much meat in the past two days, and I should have eaten some light vegetables and fruits to dissipate my anger, walked slowly to Xiaolan's place just now, picked up the watermelon that had been eaten by the little girl a few bites, looked at the crescent-like marks on it, the Adam's apple trembled, opened its bloody mouth, and swallowed it with a whine...... Divide...... World...... Line......

"Ah, Qian Xianshi, are you really Qian Xianshi?" Li Shiming couldn't help but shout loudly again.

"Ah, yes, I said Lao Li, are you annoyed, this is the first time, yes, yes, yes, grandpa, I just have a lot of money, and there is a lot of money for a fake package." Qian Duoduo waved his hand impatiently, fanned at Li Shiming like a fly, and replied angrily.

Since Li Shiming entered the door and saw and confirmed that the lively and handsome young man in front of him who was jumping around and wearing a vacuum white shirt in the winter was really Qian Duoduo and Qian Daxian, Li Shiming broke out into a small universe, and he didn't wear any pants, so he turned into a short and fast Tang Tang, and he couldn't help but ask almost every minute.

Qian Duoduo, who has been asked dozens of times in a row, has turned into impatience with a smile on his face at the beginning, and his mouth is bearded, didn't grandpa just stretch his height a little bit, from 165 to 180. Didn't you just cut a double eyelid on your eyes, didn't you just raise your nose a little bit? Isn't it just a little thinner for the sausage mouth? Isn't it just to clean up the youthful beauty and acne on the face? Isn't it just to return the huge tricky ears to normal? Isn't it just to turn dark and rough skin into fair, delicate and shiny? Isn't it just to open your eyes a little wider? Isn't it just an eight-pack ab? Isn't it just to make a short and concise thing into a big job? Hey, this ** part, how do you know about the old chrysanthemum?

Okay, Qian Duoduo admitted that he was very shameless, and when he learned that the base had a little free resources that could change his body, he immediately, immediately, instantly, and in an instant, he chose to seegoodbye with his past body, turning his short and poor self into a rich and handsome, and it was also the kind of sissy, unmanly, and soft Korean version of the beautiful man who was angrily denounced on the Internet in the original world......

In fact, Qian Duoduo's psychology is still very normal, and I don't know which author wrote such words, I can't remember the original text, which roughly means: Women are scrambling to scold women who look bewitching and bring disaster to the country and the people, but once they have the opportunity to become such a woman, they are willing to pay all the price.

In fact, the same is true for men, don't look at the fact that the Internet is full of people scolding South Koreans with white faces, as if they are tall, in fact, China's aesthetics since ancient times have been based on white as beauty, which is not divided between men and women. As vassals of ancient China, Koreans naturally have the same aesthetic as China.

And the ultimate reason why China scolds these Korean artists, Qian Duoduo thinks that most of them are because they can't eat grapes and say that grapes count, you think, yes, ah, look at the women in your own country, one by one, worship foreigners like crazy demons, and tnd are Koreans, not to mention that the aunt can't bear it, even the uncle can't bear it, so it has led to a large number of obviously aggressive existences, and indiscriminate mouth cannon attacks on Korean male artists on the Internet.

But if you look at how beautiful men are described in the history of our country, you will find that the original Korean sissy is actually a copy and continuation of beautiful men in ancient China.

For example, Pan An during the Northern and Southern Dynasties was described as 'beautiful posture', Xiahou Xuan was described as 'bright as the sun and the moon in his arms', Li Anguo was 'decadent as the Jade Mountain will collapse', and Ji Kang was 'seven feet eight inches long and had a particularly beautiful demeanor. The seeer sighed: 'Xiao Xiao is solemn, hearty and clear. ’

Zhang Cang, a beautiful man in the Han Dynasty, was sentenced to death by Liu Bang for violating military orders, but when he was executed, the prison officer Wang Ling looked at the white and moist skin that was stripped of his clothes, and the chrysanthemum was shy and lovely. I couldn't hold back for a while, I was stunned and ran to Liu Bang to intercede for him, Liu Bang ran over to see, I shit, what a beautiful man, I am no longer lonely tonight, but I still sing the flowers in the backyard across the river. As a result, this guy was in great trouble, and later became the prime minister.

During the Wei and Jin dynasties, Wang Yan, who lived in the slaughterhouse, was a beautiful man, and the people of the time praised his beautiful hands as saying, "The appearance is beautiful, wonderful to talk about Xuan, and the white jade handle is no different from the hand."

He Yan, Cao Cao's adopted son and part-time horse, is known as "beautiful posture, with a white face".

Cao Cao himself also has a record of painting powder on his dark face when he travels as a visitor, which shows that China likes white since ancient times, so although Qian Duoduo scolded Korean sissy white-faced stars on the Internet, when he had the opportunity to change his appearance, he became one of them without thinking about it.

Looking at such a beautiful and fair-skinned, clear figure as the sun and the moon, Li Shiming swallowed hard, clamped his legs, and said in a trembling voice: "The magic of the immortal family, it is indeed the magic of the fairy family, the old man, the old man is so honored to be able to know such a character as the immortal master in his lifetime." He took a sip of water with a shy face, and a chrysanthemum smile appeared on his wrinkled face, and said to Yulu: "Lord Governor, this is Qian Immortal Master, he is really a powerful immortal." ”

Yulu's performance is even more unbearable, if it weren't for the fact that kneeling is not popular now, he really wants to give Qian Duoduo to sit on his knees, so that he can hide his ugliness well, I saw him with his hands behind his back, his back to everyone, looking at the scenery in the courtyard with an indifferent face, and answering Li Shiming's words a little perfunctorily, and slowly began to circle along the stairs.

Others are even more avoidant, hiding and hiding, and Li Baoxun, a veteran of the flower bush, can still bear it, or his sexual orientation is relatively normal, except for the initial unconsciously hailing admiration, he squeezed his eyebrows and began to talk to Qian Duoduo.

Everyone may feel disgusting here, Nima, a group of old men, how can they behave so badly when they see a beautiful man? But don't forget that the Ming and Qing dynasties were the two most perverted generations in Chinese history.

What the scholars and doctors of these two dynasties most admired was Zhu Xi's so-called "preserving heavenly principles and destroying people's desires". Zhu Yuanzhang even stipulated that the officials who solicited prostitutes were 'sixty rods', so, as long as people at that time saw someone who was a good woman, not to mention that the official was going to be finished, even the emperor would be scolded by someone.

As a result, these two dynasties were completely broken, and it became fashionable for good men to raise prostitutes, and officials who did not take a few handsome young men to face the head if they traveled were embarrassed to greet people, among which the more famous ones were Zhang Dai, a famous man in the Ming Dynasty, and Zheng Banqiao, a strange man in the Qing Dynasty.

Fortunately, now that Li Shiming, Yulu and others are old, the difficult action of congestion can't last long, and they calm down their anger, and they have regained their sanctimonious appearance one by one, and they walked over from afar with a smile.

Of course, at this time, it is estimated that some people will ask, if Li Shiming is a good man, then how did Li Baoxun come from? Damn, big brother, don't you know what bisexuality is?

For example, Zhang Dai, a famous scholar in the late Ming Dynasty, proudly claimed to be: less for the children of gentlemen, very fond of prosperity, good fine house, good beauty, good prostitution, good fresh clothes, etc. I saw it clearly, it was 'a beautiful woman, a good child.' 'Nima,** naked waste of resources has wood.

One can imagine a room lit by dim light, on an old-fashioned plank bed, with the sound of moans on shameful cheeks, three figures overlapping each other repeatedly.

At the bottom is a young girl kneeling on the ground, covered in sweat and white skin, panting and screaming, above is an old man with a goatee and a wrinkled face, and behind is a handsome young man with sword eyebrows and red lips and white teeth...... Wow, this picture is so beautiful, the old man doesn't dare to look at it......

In the final ending, the young man seed was given to the old man, the old man seed was given to the young man, the young man seed was given to the young girl, and the young girl received the old man seed. The boy is cool, the old man is cool, the young girl is pregnant, and the child will fall to the ground after ten months......

, Qian Duoduo didn't know where to go, looked at the two old chrysanthemums, spat on the ground fiercely, and scolded secretly: All the good dishes are given to the pigs, and all the good x are given to the dogs. (Guess what this x represents?) There is a prize for answering correctly. ）

Yulu and Li Mingshi naturally couldn't understand the full resentment of a single dog, just looked at Qian Duoduo's face was not good, just thought that his indecent behavior just now was discovered by the immortal master, and suddenly the old face turned red, and they didn't dare to speak, and then Yulu, the governor, had a little bit of exercise, and after drinking two sips of water, he adjusted his mentality and took the lead in breaking this embarrassing situation.