Chapter 22: Messed Up
Yulu sat on the top, took a sip of tea, looked at Li Shiming, whose face changed from red to white, and white to green, and was slightly surprised in his heart, and said in his heart: What's wrong with this buddy? Could it be that hemorrhoids are committed?
However, when I came here today, I was begging others, and I couldn't say that these private topics caused others to be disgusted, so I pretended not to see Li Shiming's change of face, and said with a smile: "Lord Li, Lord Li? ”
"Ah, Lord Governor is smiling, these days because of Xiao Sun's body, I am exhausted, my mind is in a trance, I just lost my mind for a while, I hope Lord Governor will forgive me." Li Shiming hurriedly made amends.
Hearing this, Yulu showed a sudden look on his face, leaned forward slightly, and asked with concern: "Before I came, I heard that Ling Sun's illness was cured by a strange person, isn't it already well?" How?? ”
Li Shiming, who was sure that Yulu was here to fight the autumn breeze, wished that this kind of digression would be more and more talked, so he naturally followed Yulu's words and said with a smile: "Hehe, thank you for your concern, yes, a few days ago, a fairy family named Qian Duoduo came to my house, but with a few doses of medicine, my grandson's tuberculosis actually seemed to be cured, hehe, if I hadn't seen my lively grandson every day, I almost thought that what had happened in the past few days was just a pipe dream." ”
When Yulu heard this, his face also showed a look of shock, and he asked anxiously, "There is such a thing?" Ahem, the old man heard that tuberculosis is very bad, once he suffers from it, he can only resign himself to fate, I didn't expect that there is such a character in my Daqing, who can destroy the demonic disease, it is really God bless me Daqing, God bless me Daqing. ”
In the inexplicable eyes of the Li family, Yulu stood up excitedly, walked around the living room, and then said to Li Shiming: "Lord Li, is this matter serious?" ”
Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Yulu's gourd, the anxious and urgent expression on his face was not a lie, and Li Shiming didn't reply, but ordered his son Li Baoxun to bring Li Shunian up quickly, and he talked to Yulu, and began to think about it again in his heart.
After a while, Li Shunian walked in under the leadership of Li Baoxun, and the little guy got the so-called 'divine juice' after Qian Duoduo's tireless '**', and his little face was filled with a chrysanthemum-like smile...... If you write like this, you won't be reported, right?
Yulu walked quickly to Li Shunian, turned around twice like a monkey, and after turning around again and again to make sure that this was Li Shiming's grandson who had tuberculosis, his eyes suddenly turned red, and his mouth was chattering, and he didn't know what kind of trick this master was smoking.
After Yulu swayed for a while, he walked up to Li Shiming and bowed heavily, so frightened that Li Shiming hurriedly dodged, turned sideways, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Yulu, who looked like a nervous person, and said: "How is this made?" How is this made? Your Excellency the Governor has something to do, just tell me what you do, what are you...... This is...... How? ”
Just when Li Shiming was hurriedly helping Yulu up, the old man looked excited, and said in a trembling voice: "God bless me, God bless me, no biological mother, vacuum hometown, no biological mother, vacuum hometown." Good, good, good. Master Li, Li Shanren, Master Li, I still want to tell you, where is this Qian Immortal at this time? ”
Li Shiming was scorched by Yululei, although he had long heard that the governor of Zhili in front of him was superstitious about the Boxers, and he admired Zhang Decheng, one of the leaders of the Boxers, but he didn't expect that this guy was an authentic Boxer believer at all! ~
Laughing at Yulu's ignorance in his heart, believing in some crooked ways, puppets and false gods, these so-called Boxer brothers, where can they compare to a foot hair of our Qian Immortal Master?
After gaining a supreme sense of superiority in his heart, Li Shiming replied reservedly: "Lord Governor, this Qian Immortal Master, suffered a catastrophe some time ago, and is recuperating in my old house, it is estimated that it is inconvenient to meet guests at this time." ”
Yes, speaking of which, Li Shiming's mind was like being drunk by someone, and he suddenly realized, what kind of character is this Qian Immortal Master? That's a fairy-like existence! ~ How can you be injured by the Japanese people? It must be because he used the means of the immortal family to save his grandson from the ghost gate and violated the rules of heaven and the rules of heaven, so he will endure this catastrophe.
Thinking of this, Li Shiming's lofty respect for Qian Duoduo in his heart was even more like a surging river, in order to gain time for our Qian Immortal Master to repair, he made up his mind that he would definitely send away this confused old bureaucrat in front of him, and he couldn't let this guy disturb the purity of the Immortal Master.
Li Shiming's kindness, if Qian Duoduo knew about it, he would definitely spray his saliva, and then took off his shoes and covered his face fiercely, letting him know that Yang Mimi's feet are not only Hong Kong feet......
Fortunately, at this time, I don't know if Qian Duoduo couldn't hold back his loneliness, or maybe the author also thought that the writing was too verbose, or God opened his eyes, anyway, no matter what the reason, a servant in a green coat and a small hat walked in quickly and shouted loudly: "Master, master, the king came to the scene, Xiaolan was ordered by Qian Xianshi, saying that he wanted to meet the master." ”
Li Shiming was overjoyed when he heard this, and then he was furious and reprimanded: "Presumptuous, what do you mean to meet the master?" What kind of character is Qian Xianshi? Only for our sake to see him, dog slave, go out and slap your mouth fifty, ah no, a hundred times, to forgive you for your disrespectful sin. ”
Tsing Yi hat: "...... Be. ”
Li Shiming looked at Yulu, with a tangled and reluctant face, but no matter how thick his arms were, he couldn't resist his thighs.
Obediently, this trip is terrible, you must know that Yulu is also the governor of Zhili, although people are a little superstitious, but his authority will not be lost by half a point because of this.
The governor naturally traveled with a banner and a large number of attachés. In front of the 'gong to open the way', after the personnel hold high avoidance, quiet, official title plates, iron chains, wooden sticks, black sheath whips, gourds, tail guns, black fans, yellow umbrellas and other accompanying honor guards, in the middle is an eight-person platform of Yulu official sedan chair and several dark green sedan chairs of the Li family, and finally followed by dozens of heavily armed soldiers, holding long and short stalks, straddle with long knives, solemn faces, and follow up with neat steps.
There is a Qing generation, and 'ringing gongs to open the way' is very particular, and different rings represent different official ranks. When the state and county officials go out, they sound the gong and play it three or seven times, which is called the three-stick gong and the seven-stick gong, which means "quick flash" and "the military and civilians dodge together".
The Taoist government travels and sounds the gong, and plays the nine-stick gong, which means "the officials, the soldiers, and the people are all out of the way".
When the senior officials who control the military attache travel, they must play eleven gongs, which means that "civil and military officials, military and civilians, etc. should dodge together." As for the thirteen sticks, at the beginning it was a posture that only the emperor could travel, but with the Longhair Rebellion, Zeng Guofan and other warriors' counterattacks, this honor was gradually delegated to the governor, and it was the governor and above officials who traveled, all of them were thirteen gongs, which means "civil and military officials, military and civilian people, etc.
Yulu as the governor of Zhili, these lines are still inevitable, not his hypocrisy, but the limitations of the times, this era can not be said about human rights and democracy, the country up to the emperor and nobles, down to the common people all think that 'gong to open the way' is an indispensable official etiquette for officials to travel, if any minister travels without this line, it is impossible to say that it will be impeached by the imperial history to damage the official authority, and the people will also spurn their behavior, ridiculing these officials as 'nouveau riche' and 'ignorance of the rules'.
Tianjin Wei as one of the first few major port cities to open, is very prosperous and noisy during the day, even if a large number of 'boxers' are now pouring in, the impact on the city is not very large, in the final analysis, because the current 'boxers' are still under control, and not out of control, if you wait until May or June, it is estimated that it will be another situation.
People casually pressed the road on the street, humming songs, eating hot pot, and just like that, they encountered bandits...... Well, the governor, for a while, the streets and alleys of Tianjin were in chaos, the stalls and vendors were busy cleaning up their stalls, and the people who went shopping on the streets were anxious to take refuge in the side of the façade, and the most pitiful thing was the beggars who scratched and tickled, because no one was willing to contain them, and they were anxious like ants on a hot pot, hiding around, but they were still beaten by the pioneers, their noses and faces were swollen, and they were stained with blood.
But these have nothing to do with our beloved Governor, he is full of thoughts and just urging his subordinates to pass quickly, so that he can see the fairy face of Qian Zhenren as soon as possible, with the orders of the adults, the pioneers are even more fearless, have you seen the law enforcement of the city management in the nineties? Multiply that state by ten, and that's what the trailblazers are doing right now.
After Yulu and his entourage passed through the downtown area, they left a mess, and countless people were angry in their hearts, and they were full of slander, but unfortunately they didn't have the Internet, and they couldn't use the Internet to make a big splash, so they could only helplessly look at the property with heavy losses and cry silently.
There are also some people who are very curious about their Governor hurriedly rushing out of the city to what is the so-called thing, as we all know, watching the excitement is a fine tradition with a long history in our country, so, hula, a group of people call friends, with wives and children, holding melon seeds in their hands, biting lollipops in their mouths, eyebrows flying, happily following the governor's brigade of people, and following in a mighty tailing.
Some of the 'boxers' were also very surprised to see this scene, and some of them who were active and had good conspiracy theories, in the spirit of thinking the worst about everything, hurriedly reported to their senior brothers, mixed with a lot of their own opinions.
As a result, the bigwigs of the Boxer Rebellion couldn't sit still, so they practiced Zhang Decheng, who was regarded as a guest by Yulu, and Zhang Dashenstick also hurriedly called out to his henchmen, leading the group of 18,000 people to roar to, along with the famous overseas Dadao Wang Wu and his own disciples. The leader of the 'fast gun team', Liu 19, Liu Chengxiang. The altar owner, Ni Zhanqing. The senior sister of 'Red Lantern Zhao', Lin Hei'er, who calls herself 'Our Lady of Yellow Lotus', and others all came to check.
In addition, the white ghost animals in various concessions heard that the Boxer Rebellion was in a big move, and they were also panicked and uneasy, and they didn't dare to go, so they sent their two devils and traitors Li Fugui, cough cough, that Wang Fugui led a group of Chinese fast gun teams disguised as Boxer soldiers to check. (ps: I highly recommend "The Two Devils and Traitors Li Fugui", also known as "General Christ", which is really a masterpiece and an enlightenment reading book worn by the author.) )
At this moment, the entire Tianjin Wei was in chaos, and the major forces sent people or personally rushed to the residence of Qian Daxian - Wang Chuanchang, there was quite a kind of rush to the imminent outbreak of a big war, and for a while, the situation was changing and unpredictable.
So what are our Qian Daxian people really doing at this time?????