Wang Mumu and Sanhu ran back to the theater, and when they looked up, they couldn't figure out.

On the stage, according to the current script of Hu Xi, there should be four actors on the stage: the old Taoist, the little monk, the fat priest, and the high imam, but now, next to these four acting actors who look like gods, each of them is accompanied by a corresponding professional clergy. If you look closely, you can recognize that next to the old Taoist priest is Han Zhongli, one of the eight immortals; Next to the little monk was the Buddhist master of Bagan, Jiang Sangge; Next to the fat priest was Cardinal Audi Adidas of the Holy Roman Empire; Imam Gao is flanked by a large imam with "blade" legs under the Babylonian princess of the Arab Empire. Hey, yes, it's really their own masters; Oh, no, it's supposed to be their own teachings and perform on stage.

The three of Jiang Sange, Adidas and Land Rover should have watched "Three Foreign Monks", sincerely devoted, really excited, and had a kind of "put down your whip" style Song Dynasty effect, they rushed to the stage like the soldiers of the Eighth Route Army shooting the screen of "The White-Haired Girl", and they were going to defend their parishioners.

Now the process of the plot on the stage is that the old Taoist priest has saved the three people, but because the three of them have just woken up, they still don't understand the situation very well, and they are still blaming the old Taoist priest for their uninvited appearance, and they are still blaming each other for not being able to get off the stage, and they almost became starving ghosts......

Bishop Adidas helped the fat priest and despised others, saying: "Hmph, what kind of people are they who don't know how to be grateful, really, God created man, and man is actually just a mistake of God!" ”

Han Zhongli helped the old Taoist priest and said, "Hmph, I don't know how to be grateful to you, the old Taoist priest saved you, and you still use this kind of agnosticism to metaphysics and say that we are wrong?" In fact, it was man who created God by imagination, and God is nothing but a human error! ”

Bishop Adidas was not convinced, and asked, "Hmph, then let me ask you, where did people come from?" ”

Han Zhongli replied, "From the place where your God came!" ”

Adidas asked again, "So, where are people going?" ”

Han Zhongli replied, "Go where God can't go!" ”

Adidas asked again: "Hehe, it's a contradiction, since man and God are both from the same place, why can't they go to the same place?" ”

Han Zhongli replied, "Because God is lost!" ”

Adidas looked at this Han Zhongli, with a rough appearance, but a delicate mouth, which was not easy to get along with, so he turned the head of the gun and pointed at the little monk: "Hey! Little monk, how can you dominate the dragon and tiger water? Our God created man, what did you monks create? ”

The little actor who played the little monk thought, I am not a student of the Buddhist Academy, I am a student of the acting department, I can only act according to the script, how can I understand any Buddhist principles, looking at this foreigner staring at him with a questioning tone, he looked at Jiang Sange, the Buddhist master who came to defend himself. Ask him with his eyes, can you help me out?

In fact, Jiang Sango jumped on the stage to help the people in Buddhism, he glanced at Bishop Adidas, and replied loudly: "Realize him!" ”

In fact, the actors of the four clergy on stage today are all atheists in the acting department. Now, on the stage, they are just actors, watching the gods of all countries jump on the stage and want to turn the stage into a forum, then, a few of our actors will be on the sidelines, and let you full-time personnel hedge against professional matters.

At this time, Bishop Adidas, on behalf of the fat priest, confronted Jiang Sango, who represented the little monk: "What do you think he is doing?" Teach people to go to Elysium? Where is Elysium? What does Elysium look like? ”

Jiang Sangge looked like a master: "You don't have to go to Elysium, we people who believe in Buddhism can go to more places than you who believe in God, such as the Heavenly Realm, the Shura Realm, the Human Realm, and the Medicine Buddha Pure Land...... Elysium and other places can teach everyone to become a Buddha. ”

Adidas provocative: "What is a Buddha?" Is there a master? ”

Jiang Sango said calmly: "The Buddha said that all the Dharma is the Dharma, and all the Dharma contains the Bible, but God can't tolerate the Buddha, which one do you say?" ”

Adidas insisted: "Our God is omnipotent and the Lord of the universe, and the Buddha is only a part of the universe." ”

Jiang Sango was even more proud: "Buddha Ananda: Amitayus Buddha, long life, incalculable." There are also innumerable hearables, who are wise and powerful, and can hold all the worlds in their hands. Your God is just a hearsay, far from Yuanjue, Arhats, Bodhisattvas, etc., not to mention Buddhas. So your teachings are, at best, Hinayana Buddhism. ”

Adidas was anxious: "You're all talking nonsense in books!" ”

Jiang Sango fought back: "Isn't your Bible the same? ”

Adidas asserts himself: "Many prophecies in our Bible have been fulfilled!" ”

Jiang Sango commented: "You say the Bible code, there are 26 letters in English, and the word game is played as a prophecy, but all that can be found is what happened in the past, and none of them accurately said the future. Well, if you ask me, I should ask you, excuse me, what do you priests do? ”

Adidas proudly said: "Teach the world and let them go to heaven." ”

Jiang Sango was surprised: "Wow, it's so great, where is heaven, what does heaven look like?" ”

Adidas was smug: "Well, heaven is a place of good happiness and a place of immortality......".

Jiang Sango trap: "Oh, I know, I have a friend, his greatest pleasure is to kill people, I will immediately call him to repent, God, the Lord will definitely forgive him, as long as he believes in the Lord, he will definitely be born in heaven, and he can kill him at will when he goes to heaven, and he will not die anyway." ”

Adidas stammered: "You are ........ to say this"

Jiang Sango continued: "Father, you said that as long as you sincerely believe in the Lord, there is God's salvation after death, you will ascend to heaven, right? ”

Adidas careful: "Yes. ”

Jiang Sango pretended to be stupid: "Then since you are dead, how can you give birth to heaven?" What ascends to heaven? ”

Adidas smugly: "Your soul." ”

Jiang Sango continued to pretend to be stupid: "Then where is my soul before I became a man?" ”

Adidas was even more proud: "God created it." ”

Jiang Sangge: "Wow, God is so strong, he created us to come out to play with us, he wants to create and create, and he first made the earth, and then made the stars (the center of the earth said), if you are not in a good mood one day, will you destroy the universe?" ”

Adidas knew that he had been fooled again: "Alas, how can you say that......."

Jiang Sango pursued: "God said that there should be light, and there is light, and God looks at it and thinks it is good." The original gods didn't even have light, so how could there be a black hole? What is the matter with invisible light, what is infrasound, how can human beings discover so much more than in the Bible? Created by God? ”

Adidas defense: "What ....... this"

Jiang Sango attacked: "Why are you called a priest, you are a god's father?" You have never been to heaven yourself, so who is qualified to teach everyone how to go to heaven? ”

Adidas was on guard: "I call myself a priest until I die, so I must be a priest (txh444's logic). Oh, by the way, don't you Bodhisattvas like disaster relief? Our Lord will also forgive the sins of those who have repented. ”

Jiang Sango performed: "Oh, yes? Forgive me, then, Lord! ”

Adidas was startled by Jiang Sango's sudden loud confession, he saw that Jiang Sango's shining brain had twelve ring marks, and said with some confusion: "Amen, the Lord will forgive you, my child." ”

Jiang Sango grieved: "I have committed a great sin." ”

Adidas magnanimously: "Speak up, child, the Lord will forgive you." ”

Jiang Sango was sincere: "I fell in love with a nun. ”

Adidas fraternity: "Amen, seven emotions and six desires, everyone has them, and it is not a sin." ”

Jiang Sange was helpless: "That nun ran away with the Taoist priest." ”

Han Zhongli on the side pulled the old Taoist priest: "Tell me honestly, have you won the love of others?" ”

The old Taoist priest ripped off his beard: "Immortal Daoist, you are too deep into the play, you can figure it out, we are just a little actor acting according to the script!" ”

Here, Adidas is enlightening Jiang Sange: "It's not your sin to be different." ”

Jiang Sango continued: "But I can't let her go." ”

Adidas was kind: "Otherwise, I'll introduce you to a nun." ”

Han Zhongli was gossiping with the old Taoist priest: "Monks and priests, nuns and nuns, in fact, they are all people who serve the gods, but they are different in gender. ”

The old Taoist priest said: "It's not so simple, according to the Harvard lecture notes: monks and priests, nuns and nuns live on their own beliefs, but they are enemies of each other. Monks and nuns, priests and nuns, on the other hand, play a relationship of spiritual love with each other in the name of serving the gods......"

Han Zhongli knocked on the old Taoist's head. Say, "Hey! I don't think you're a student at Harvard, or a student at Harvard, you're just a thug......"

Jiang Sango is now replying to Adidas's kindness: "Monks and nuns, the door is not the right one, I'm afraid that people will laugh at you." ”

Adidas comforted him: "Love has no boundaries, how can there be any gateways? ”

Jiang Sango regretted: "I don't have hair, nuns have hair, I like bald heads!" ”

Adidas was relieved: "You can also return to the world, or convert to God!" ”

Jiang Sango is principled: "But I hate that guy from God!" ”

Adidas was furious: "Thank the Lord, your balls, bald ass!" ”

Jiang Sango was relieved: "Damn, I knew I wouldn't tell you this." Amitabha! ”

Adidas was also relieved: "Amen! ”

At this time, the imam of the Land Rover with the blade legs jumped over and jumped over, he saw that the people who believed in Buddhism and the people who believed in God said a lot, and he didn't hear what they said, in order not to let people snub their own Islamic people, and wanted to belittle others and elevate themselves, seeing that Jiang Sange looked angry in front of him, he spoke: "Monk, why don't you bring an umbrella when you come to the show today?" Did you hear that? The sound of the rain outside? You see, how good our prophet is, saying that there is rain today, and you want me to remember to bring an umbrella to avoid the rain, didn't your eldest Buddha remind you? ”

Brother Jiang Sango thought, I didn't mess with you, why did you mess with me? And you are still harming our Buddha, so you replied angrily: "Good! Wonderful! If the poor monk has an umbrella, won't he be able to call out the sky? ! ”

The big imam of Land Rover reacted slowly to the Oriental language, and thought, I don't want to mess with the Oriental people who are hanging eight feet in the air, just now the Adidas slanted at my blade legs, with a look of disdain, looking down on us disabled people, hum, I'll find him to theorize! The spirit moved, and he had a point: "Hey, Bishop Adidas, Master Jiang Sangge, and Han Zhongli of China, we come from all over the world, you Chinese are good, I broke my legs, not only saved my life, but also gave me a pair of bladed legs that run faster than real legs, this really fulfills your old saying, call all brothers in the four seas!" So, let's not come and talk and see, God, Allah, Confucius, Shakyamuni, who can be the best friend or brother of whom? ”

Adidas: "For our God, the best friend is, of course, Shakyamuni. Because this 'Lamb' is the most obedient and says nothing to argue, I can 'save' it forever. The second friend should be Confucius, because this 'lamb' is not very obedient, but he is more humane, and he will not compete with me to be 'God', and I can tolerate him. The friend again is Allah, because this 'heathen' doesn't listen to me at all, and he still fights with me to be 'God', is this what a friend looks like? ”

Jiang Sangge: "For our Shakyamuni, it can be said that you are all my friends; It can also be said that none of you are my friends. Because, making 'friends' is also a kind of desire, everything is empty, 'friendship' is empty, 'friends' is empty, making friends is still empty, everything is empty, then, is this empty question still interesting to discuss? ”

Han Zhongli: "On this issue, our Taoist and Confucian audiences are unanimous, as long as you are not with bad motives, you are all our friends: there are friends from afar, and they are happy, and the friendship between gentlemen is lighter than water, and gentlemen are harmonious and different." ”

Land Rover: "For our Allah, the best friend should be Shakyamuni, because this 'mortal' is the most obedient and doesn't argue with anything, so I can always 'revea' it; followed by Confucius, because this 'mortal' is not very obedient, but he is more humane, and he will not compete with me to be 'Allah', so he can be ranked second; and again God, this 'mortal' does not listen to me at all, and will fight with me to be 'Allah', you think, I can still regard him as a friend? ”

At this time, the actor little monk asked a question: "Gods, you are all professional gods and workers, I am just a little actor who plays a monk, my heart is sometimes very confused, may I ask, God, Allah, Jade Emperor, Rulai Buddha, who is more powerful?" ”

Jiang Sange touched the bald head of the little monk and said: "The four of them have different functions, this is difficult to explain, and it can be roughly thought that God and Allah are the great gods of the West, and they came to China like CPPCC members under the leadership of the Jade Emperor and Buddha, only the obligation to participate in and discuss politics, but not the right to govern." The Jade Emperor is mainly responsible for ruling and management, and has administrative ability, while the Buddha is responsible for the control of the war, which is similar to the chairman of the Military Commission! Specifically, if you want to talk about who they are, let's experience it for yourself, hehe......"

Han Zhongli also touched the bald head of the little monk and said: "The four of them, if they pinch up, it must be Taishang Laojun and Rulai who win in the end, because God and Allah are monotheistic gods, there is only one god in the Christianity and Islam, there is no other god to help, and Rulai's Buddhism is a polytheistic god with many gods as helpers, there are many gods in Buddhism, in addition to Rulai, there are many bodhisattvas, Vajra, etc., so many gods go to beat God and Allah, can they not win?"

In addition, Taishang Laojun will definitely defeat Rulai again after Rulai defeats God and Allah, because Taishang Laojun's Taoist gods such as Buddhism are more, what land master, Chenghuang Ye are Taoist people, China's most outstanding martial god Guan Gong, the richest God of Wealth is also a Taoist god, Taishang Laojun has money and power, can he not win? Answer: Taishang Laojun can have the last laugh. Huh, you say yes? ”

The fat priest actor played a priest, and his head began to be a little westernized, and he said, "This is not quite right, from the point of view of the respective claims of the religions, God and Allah are both at the level of the creator god, tied for the first place." And Sakyamuni is the head of Buddhism, ruling the country of hundreds of millions of Buddhas, but after all, he has attained the Tao of the day after tomorrow, so he can't kill the creator god and ranks second. As for the Jade Emperor, although he rules the Three Realms, there are still three Qings hanging on his head, and he is not the first among the Taoist immortals, so he can only be ranked last......"

Land Rover saw that the fat priest was balancing between the two gods in the West, and he was not very comfortable, but now the first task was to belittle the gods of the East first, so he made a strange move: "Hey, I said, your Eastern Dao, Buddha, Jade Emperor, Rulai, in fact, all want to be a big man, our lord has heard a dispute between your Jade Emperor and Rulai:

……

Rulai: You've been hurt by monkeys.

Jade Emperor: You were once urinated on by a monkey!

Rulai: Your daughter Yaoji has been slept with by mortals.

Jade Emperor: Your mother (peacock) is a bird!

Rulai: Your daughter Weaver Girl has been slept with by mortals.

Jade Emperor: Your uncle (Dapeng) is also a bird!.

Rulai: Your niece, the Three Virgins, has been slept with by mortals.

Jade Emperor: Your grandmother (phoenix) is still a bird!

……”

Kaspersky was thinking, you who taught and that sect actually wanted to destroy the witch cult. And why don't the people of the witch cult want to destroy you? The current witch cult does not have the strength to fight against you, but it is always better to talk about the bargain than nothing, so he said: "Everyone, once, I dreamed that there were two gods in the demon world talking, and it was said that there was a person named Tang Seng who brought three apprentices, one was a Buddhist, one was a Catholic, and the other was an Islamist. The last three apprentices were caught by the great god, and the great god was discussing the sequence of eating these three apprentices. The final result is that if you eat the monk first, you will go to hell if you don't go to hell; Eat the pastor again, all men are born sinful, let all this sin be one person; Eat the imam at last, because because we don't believe in him, he will kill us......"

At this time, the actor who played the little monk thought, no matter whether there are gods or no gods in the world, I have to interrupt you to damage our Chinese products: "Ladies and gentlemen, my little monk thinks like this, the four just mentioned, we can't prove that they have a material existence, so many people believe that they are all gods imagined by the ancients in the long-term process of understanding nature, due to the limitations of science and technology, which led to their misunderstanding of nature." This statement should be very reasonable, you see, the gods of the Orientals are all in the form of the Orientals, the gods of the Westerners are the appearance of the Westerners, and the gods of Arabia are dressed in Arab clothes. This shows that they are all local specialties, the products of the local people, and they are not cosmopolitan, so it is difficult to talk about having a bird's-eye view of all mankind and blessing the whole world from the heavenly court......"

At this time, the Harvard student who played the old Taoist priest spoke: "Everyone, my master said: Taiyi is the foundation, and Jinhua is the end." The Tao cannot be explained, but the phenomena encountered in the empirical process are all in line with objective laws, and science can finally solve them. Science and Taoism, this is like the relationship between the dual cultivation of life and life. Immortal science, in fact, is also a scientific experiment. In essence, it is the path of scientific experimentation and spiritual sublimation. They all have the same purpose, they are all for the leap of life......"

Sitting in the most insignificant corner of the Harvard Auditorium, Master Dao Qian noted the differences between Eastern and Western theology, and his casual gathering of information actually provided a theoretical basis for the future Crusades......