Wang Mumu was shocked, and hurriedly ran to Houtái, and saw that Hu Dong and Hu Xi were there, and Hu Sanniang was also there. Looking at Hu Dong and Hu Xi, facing themselves, the two of them were a little at a loss, looking like an embarrassment of a primary school student who was caught cheating at the scene. And Hu Sanniang was salivating, seeing Wang Mumu in a panic, she was very happy, and said, "Lord Wang, what's wrong?" Is there a surprise? Or frightened? ”

As soon as Wang Mumu rolled the sprouts, he woke up to the fact that Hu Sanniang was doing a ghost, so he turned his face and said sharply: "What's the matter?" Who adapted my "Three Foreign Monks" by himself? And added a Taoist priest? Do you still think that the Three Kingdoms can't be killed, and it has to be a war of the Four Kingdoms? ”

Hu Sanniang smiled with flowers all over her face, and said: "The prince is angry, no one dares to change the prince's "Three Foreign Monks", your beautiful writing is true, the words are pearls, and every sentence is the truth." It's just that I found this script when I was tidying up the study for the prince a few years ago. At that time, Wang Ye had just written the first scene, and I thought it was very good, and it was placed in our Harvard kindergarten, or Harvard Elementary School, which was really a living textbook for political and ideological education. On that day, when I was tidying up my study, I saw a piece of paper on the floor that said 'ThereareathousandHamletsinathousandpeople'seyes', and at that time, I was out of line, I didn't know English. I showed this paper to Hu Dong, and the fourth sister said that this is the words of a foreigner named Shakespeare, who specializes in writing plays: 'There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand spectators'.

Later, I thought, there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand foreign audiences; So, in the eyes of our 1,000 Chinese audiences, there should be 3,000 foreign monks, right? Since three monks can put together a play, shouldn't three thousand foreign monks be able to perform three thousand famous Chinese and foreign dramas? Hehe, I think it's better for all people to write books than for all people to do business. Therefore, I sent the outline of the creation of this play to Huxi, who was still in the Mediterranean Sea at that time. I thought so, at that time, the eldest princess sister had already decided that Huxi would surprise the prince in the rose wedding, but you yourself said that you had no communication with Huxi, so I think that although Huxi, who is far away in the Mediterranean, cannot share the prince's body with our sisters for the time being, Huxi can share the prince's thoughts with our sisters in the Mediterranean! I gave Huxi an introduction to the story and asked Huxi to continue the text. As the saying goes, one side of the landscape raises one person, and I also want to see the cultural differences between the Wanderers and the Mediterranean people.

Later, as expected, Hu Xi's creative draft and Wang Ye's creative draft not only overlapped, but also had their own characteristics. I took these two versions and showed them to Sister Princess and Sister Rourou. Sister Princess said that she likes the prince's version, which is Xiaoxian, which can be used as a moral education textbook for the school; However, if it is performed in the face of adults, it is still appropriate to use the Huxi version, the thinking is complex and the conflict is large, it is a spicy hot, and it is also a touchstone, which can be used as a radio station case focus and legal education column material. At that time, Sister Rourou was also present and felt the same way. Later, I took these two versions to the acting department, and I said that these are all the works of the prince, which one do you rank, choose yourself.

Today, the performance department performed, Hu Dong was shocked when he saw it, and asked me if I reported this to the prince? I said, "Oh, I forgot; Hu Xi said, little sister, haven't you blown the pillow wind? I said, these days, you two are newly married, and the princess sister has completely delegated power, why don't you two blow the pillow wind yourself? Hehe, lord, do you know what that dead girl said? She said that it seemed that she would have to write another book, "The Three Nuns." Okay, don't talk nonsense, take it, this is Huxi's version of "Three Foreign Monks", no, no, externally this is the black version of "Three Foreign Monks" by Mumu Wangye, I won't say it, you can see it yourself! ”

Wang Mumu took the script and read it, hehe, it's black enough, this Queen of Lot is really not in vain, but is Princess Sissi so complicated?

This script is written like this: The little monk on the mountain, alone in the empty temple, destitute. Because the villagers under the mountain believe in the local grassroots Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest is also very good at winning people's hearts, during the harvest season of three autumns, the fields provide barley tea for free. Therefore, there is no incense in the monk's temple on the mountain, and the Longhu Mountain Spring Drinking Water Company, which the little monk originally opened with a mountain spring, is on the verge of closure in Yemen.

One day, the little monk was worried, and a fat priest in the small church next door to the monk's temple saw that the parallel goods business that was originally selling well here was disturbed by the love of the Taoist priest under the mountain.

"Hello, little monk, I see that your parallel trade business is very sluggish, not to mention that the great Buddhist cause cannot be carried forward like this, even your personal food and clothing have no direction, why don't you and I join forces to let the great parallel trade business dominate from generation to generation and pass it on from generation to generation, what do you think?" ……”

The little monk squinted at the priest for a long time and said, "Right now, the business volume of Longhu Mountain Spring has plummeted, the capital bond is broken, and the popularity value is frozen. Could it be that you have the Dafa of returning to heaven? Can you bring the company back to life? ”

The fat priest smiled treacherously: "Of course, we are big guys with great wisdom, I am here to cooperate, if you can agree to share the company's income in the future, I will devote myself wholeheartedly!" ”

The little monk thought that a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, anyway, he was already poor in donkey skills, so he pretended to be happy: "Deal." ”

Early the next morning, the fat priest poured a large amount of vinegar at the foot of the mountain, downstream of the little monk's water intake point, and in the stream upstream of the old Taoist's water intake, and after two hours, he squatted on the ridge near the Taoist priest's barley tea stall and vomited repeatedly.

A villager kindly asked Yu Yu Fat and said, "Fat priest, what's wrong with you?" ”

The fat priest replied weakly: "I don't know, today I was greedy for a cup, drank a few more cups of barley tea of the old Taoist priest, belched, turned my stomach upside down, I didn't know what I ate wrong, I vomited out of the overnight meal, uncomfortable......"

After such a reminder, everyone felt that today's old Taoist priest's tea was indeed not as good as usual, with a sour taste, similar to the taste of a hot overnight meal......

In this way, after a while, the thirsty crowd remembered Longhu Mountain Spring again, and Longhu Mountain Spring seized the business opportunity and advertised that our water was a little sweet. As a result, Chinese and foreign countries blew together, and the monk priest made a fortune.

In order to maintain the current harmonious state and good momentum of development, the little monk worked overtime every day to irrigate water, and the fat priest poured sour vinegar and food additives at the downstream of the little monk's water intake point every day......

One evening, two religious workers were each reporting their thoughts to their Lord, one reciting the scriptures and the other praying, when they heard a knock on the door outside.

"Is there anyone in the company?"

Fat priest: "Someone knocked on the door, hey, little monk, go and see if you're here to buy water." ”

Little monk: "Why did you call me again?" ”

Fat Priest: "Don't you see I'm praying?" Go! Just go! Don't talk nonsense, if you are verbose, I won't pour vinegar for you tomorrow! ”

Little monk: "Cut, what do you mean to pour vinegar for me?" The pouring vinegar and selling water are the two pillars of a systematic project, and in the face of the economy, the two are indispensable; In front of the Bodhisattva, I am accumulating virtue, and you are lacking virtue. Therefore, once in life, you and I meet, although we drink a stream of water, we are writing a different life. When the final judgment comes, I will go to heaven, you will go to hell, and we will not die together. ”

Fat Priest: "Hey! Feed! Feed! Little monk, I didn't expect you to be so careful, you are so vicious, you not only calculate my current life, you also calculate my next life! Hum! You're definitely not a good partner! I'm going to part with you! ”

Little Monk: "Splitting up? What is the family? This place is mine, what is it? ”

Fat Priest: "Why can't you divide it?" Let's split up, if you take the water source and I take the signboard, or I take the water source and you take the signboard, choose one of the two, how about it? ”

Little monk: "Ahem, fat monk, I don't understand, if you don't have a water source, why do you want this company's signboard?" ”

Fat Priest: "Do business! ”

Little monk: "The water source is in my hands!" ”

Fat priest: "Can't I get water from the outside?" ”

Little monk: "With logistics, your cost is higher than mine, how can you survive?" ”

Fat Priest: "The client is in my hands!" ”

Little monk: "Who wouldn't drink cheap and high-quality dragon and tiger water!" ”

Fat priest: "Who will drink dragon and tiger water that has turned as sour as the barley tea of a Taoist priest!" ”

Little Monk: "Ouch! Do you want to completely destroy the water source of Longhu Mountain? ”

Fat Priest: "However, I have consolidated the market in Longhu Township!" ”

Little monk: "You are not kind!" ”

Fat Priest: "I'm a businessman!" ”

Little monk: "You can't hurt people when you do business!" ”

Fat Priest: "Where did I hurt someone?" ”

Little monk: "You poured vinegar!" ”

Fat Priest: "Yes, I poured vinegar!" I didn't fall*! I let the villagers eat some jealousy, which is good for health, good for the family, good for the society, where am I harming people? ”

Little monk: "But you made the villagers think that the stream water had deteriorated, and they didn't dare to drink it, so they could only pay for Longhu Mountain Spring!" ”

Fat Priest: "Hey! Little monk, first, what the villagers think is what the villagers themselves think, I said that the stream water has changed its taste, but I didn't say that the stream water that has changed its flavor cannot be drunk! Second, you little monk who has no hair and no conscience, who am I pouring vinegar for? Not to save you? ”

Little monk: "First, you are not for me, but for your own 50%; Second, you're not saving me, you're framing me! You're a bad person, I don't want to work with you anymore! You are not allowed to sell water anymore! ”

Fat priest: "First, if you don't sell water, you won't sell water, I have a dragon and tiger license, I can't sell other things?" ……”

Little Monk: "Slow! What else can you sell with this license? ”

Fat priest: "When we used to market, in order to say that our water was good, I advertised: 'If you want to be a dragon and tiger, please drink our dragon and tiger water', so there is an advertising slogan, called 'Desire for fairy water', which is to sell water." If I don't want to sell water, I'm a priest, I can sell life and death, then the advertising slogan only needs to be changed to one word, it's called 'Immortals want to die'......"

Little Monk: "Fat Priest! You are shameless! ”

Fat priest: "Little monk! You are ignorant! Okay, let's talk about the second one, why can't I sell water? More broadly, why can't I sell parallel goods? ……”

At this time, the knock on the door became louder.

The little monk just wanted to quit the debate and turned around to open the door, "Bang! "Bang! The temple door was kicked open!

The little monk looked at the uninvited guest who suddenly appeared in front of him: "Huh? Wait, who are you big guy? ”

Human: "I'm the one who knocked on the door just now, I'm a lost imam, my compass has dropped, I've lost direction, I'm lost, I'm tired, so I don't want to run around anymore, I'm not ready to continue to wander and sing, I want to work in your company." ”

Fat Priest: "Hey, Islamic imam, we didn't open the door, how did you get in?" How did you know we were going to put you on the job with us? ”

Imam Gao: "Please, I've been knocking on the door for an hour, and you've been arguing inside, no, I knocked on the door with all my might, and then I stepped my legs, and I came in, the moon black goose flew high, and the imam came at night, isn't this a little scary?" ”

Little monk: "Okay, you came just in time, you came to give us a review, this fat priest bullied me, he is still engaged in conspiracy, I don't want to cooperate with him, he also threatened me, according to your laws and regulations, is this person going to cut off his head?" ”

Fat priest: "Little monk, what nonsense are you talking about, where am I engaged in conspiracy?" Where did I threaten you? Don't talk nonsense, okay? ”

Imam Gao: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel, little monk, don't worry, from the moment I entered your company, I brought fairness." Gone are the days when you were oppressed and exploited. From now on, you will definitely work as confidently and equally as the fat monk, and I declare that from today onwards, the company's business will be as good as ever! ”

Fat Priest: "The Lord is with me, may I ask you?" What are you doing? ”

Imam Gao: "Everything is not Lord, but Allah, I am responsible for supervision, I do not do specific manual work." ”

The fat priest and the little monk said in unison: "This is not fair! You should work together, too! ”

Imam Gao: "This is very difficult, we are three people now!" How do I work? I'll pour vinegar for the fat priest, you little monk must be unhappy; If I help the little monk irrigate water, your fat priest will also be unhappy, so, for the sake of fairness, I, as a third party, I can't help anyone work, this is a matter of principle, understand? ”

Little Monk: "Amitabha! What a matter of principle! Don't make excuses, we can take turns! ”

Fat Priest: "Yes, yes, we can use the wrist wrench to decide, the two who lose will work first." ”

Imam Gao: "Fat priest, let me tell you, put away your usual tricks and wrench your wrists?" Why don't you say High Jump? Also, little monk, don't feel unfair, don't think that this place is your territory if you stay for a long time, to be honest, there is no diamond, no porcelain work, today, I came prepared, you two fools, don't you see something from me? ”

Little Monk: "See something?" Aren't you just a tall imam? ”

Fat Priest: "See something?" Aren't you just an imam who wanders around and sleeps in the open? ”

Little monk: "Oh, I see the problem, you are an imam who wanders and sleeps everywhere, so why don't you have a blanket and a donbura with you?" ”

Fat priest: "Hehe, you imam seems to have eaten us, you must stay here?" ”

Imam Gao: "I'm a troubadour, but I don't have a blanket and a don't have a blanket, have you ever wondered why?" I'll tell you, two fools, for I have given all my clothes, blankets, and dombula, and all my petty silver to the vinegar factory in Jiangjun Village, a neighboring village in Longhu Township. Because they provided me with a huge amount of low-cost and low-quality sour vinegar that this fat priest of Longhu Township purchased every week. Do you understand this? I have ironclad evidence in hand, just think about it! Do you want to be my buddy and continue to do parallel trading? Or do you want to go to jail and be judged by the law and the people for both of you? ”

Little monk: "You, you, how can you do this?" Do you want to grab it? This is my territory, my development! Everybody knows that! ”

Imam Gao: "Hmph, even if this temple is your territory, how old is this old temple old?" More than 70 years, right? It's long past your expiration date! Besides, the temple is for monks to burn incense and chant Buddha, and you are now in business, so the nature of the use of the house has changed, and you have to go to the Land Planning Bureau to go through the land conversion procedures and pay the difference in the price of the commercial house and the overdue fine. Also, you say that the development of this dragon tiger water is yours? Everybody knows? Was this helpful? I'll tell you, I've filed a patent and they're all legally mine! Hmph, what kind of company does a person who doesn't even have legal weapons do? ……”

Fat Priest: "Hey! Imam Gao, is it interesting that you do this, everyone dies together? ”

Imam Gao: "So, I'm here to save you two, save the company, save Longhu Spring, and save the parallel trade business!" ”

Little Monk: "Oh, in this way, I will present all the fruits of my labor and the inheritance of the old monk with both hands, and I have to thank you for saving me from the great tribulation?" ”

Imam Gao: "Congratulations, the answer is correct, little monk, you have finally recognized your international status." ”

Little Monk: "Hmph! You're bullying me! People fight for a breath, Buddha fights for a stick of incense, I would rather not sell water later, and I don't let you take advantage of me if I'm hungry! ”

Fat Priest: "Imam Gao, you have gone too far, you can ask for our partnership at most, how can you climb on our heads?" So, on this issue, I support the little monk! ”

Gao Imam: "The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, I'm an imam, I'm not afraid of anyone!" Okay, if you strike and make trouble, then I will supervise you, and if you don't work, you won't have anything to eat! I'm going to see who makes it to the end! ”

In this way, three people of different religions each relied on God, Allah, and Buddha, and played the hunger game, PK who can go on hunger strike longer.

One day passed, two days passed, and it was the third day.

The little monk was very hungry, his eyes were dull, and he looked at the fat priest who was bare-chested and breast-baring in a trance, and whispered: "Steamed buns...... Steamed bread...... Two steamed buns...... Two red jujube steamed buns......"

Fat priest: "Hehe, this kid can't hold on, or I'm more powerful, our woman-like cellulite is not fake, it has connotations, it can satisfy hunger, look at this little monk's greedy ......"

Imam Gao: "In order to ensure that there is enough digestible material in the stomach, the old skin on my feet has already been ....... ”

Another two days passed.

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In the evening, the old Taoist priest under the mountain felt strange, why couldn't he see the little monk and the fat priest these days? Why are mountain springs no longer sour? Everyone says that the sour spring water is a demon, is it that the two Chinese and Western monks joined forces to fight demons, both were defeated, and they were lying on the top of the mountain? The more the old Taoist priest thought about it, the more worried he became, so he reported his enlightenment to the government agency of Longhu Township.

The government agency of Longhu Township spoke: "For these monsters, after investigation, they have not been registered with us for temporary residence, so they are not within our jurisdiction, and besides, we do not have the corresponding law enforcement powers......"

The old Taoist priest can't think about it, people are foreign monks, not far away, come to China, and yet, knowing that the mountains are in trouble, they prefer to go to the mountains, I am a native of my hometown, shouldn't I make some contributions to the fathers and villagers in my hometown? Anyway, I'm getting old, so if I can't go to the sea, I'll go up the mountain......

The old Taoist priest went up the mountain, and he found in the lobby of the Longhu Mountain Spring Drinking Water Company on the mountain that the little monk was lying on the fat priest's chest, holding the red dates on the fat priest's two steamed buns in his mouth, and fell asleep. The fat priest can no longer be called a fat priest, only a priest, he has lost a lot of weight, and he has collapsed. The high imam leaned against the base of the wall, looking at the little monk and the fat priest who had been exploited by himself to the point that they had no calluses and corns, and the four barefoot priests were weakly repulsing......

The old Taoist priest was kind-hearted, and immediately fed the three of them the dry food and clean water he had brought to fight with the monsters on the mountain for seven days and seven nights. And: golden needles, points, scraping, cupping, tiger chairs, chili water, over-the-shoulder falls, armpit scratching, artificial respiration, animal harassment, physical stimulation, chemical reactions, multi-pronged, bombing in turns, after several rescues, the three finally returned to normal, with black green blocks, back to life.

After the catastrophe, the rest of his life, learned from the pain, the triangle Quartet, and finally talked openly and honestly for a long night, and finally, after shooting to death 9981 blood-sucking mosquitoes, 99 to one, abandon dissent, reached a 10,000-word agreement, there are constraints, there are rewards, and change the behavior of three people to four people as landlords, since then, the four clergy, on Longhu Mountain, set down the cottage, the cottage mass production of parallel goods. They learn from others' strengths, work together, and work together, and their benefits are gold......

Seeing this, Wang Mumu was about to continue to study what the agreement in this script that could make the clergy of the four worlds work together looks like, when a student soldier from the acting department rushed into Hou Tái, and he was already speechless in a panic: "Oh no! Something went wrong, there was a fight on stage, it wasn't our actors who were performing martial arts, but the audience jumped on the stage, got out of the script, played indiscriminately, attacked each other, bit each other......"