Chapter 0514 Thunder on the Ground

Captain Cheval was the captain of the Catholic pirates, and the pirates of Islam used to be different, not conspiring, and not interacting with each other; However, the robbers who are also in the Mediterranean, look down and don't look up, and the voice of the head and face of the chicken and dog is still often heard and recognized. Now, watching Captain Cheval and Captain Iron Fox come side by side, the 57 pirates of Islam whose crotches have been burned are puzzled. Cheval was laughing in his heart, hehe, try it, I wonder if my trick of abduction can be successful today?

When we were about to reach the beach, Captain Cheval waited in the ears of the iron fox and said softly, "We are talking about going to the sea for an underwater competition, aren't we?"

The Iron Fox nodded and said, yes.

Cheval said, "Then why don't you hurry up and go to the sea?" You must know that in this competition that you deliberately create, in this place that you deliberately choose, you are the master, you have to go first; I'm a guest, I'm next. Besides, you are a challenger, and you have to be in place first; I'm a fighter and can't trespass the main body, so hurry up and go to the sea! Also, I have to declare to you in advance that if you don't go to the sea, you will automatically admit defeat, and I think you should understand this kind of rule! Don't forget!

The iron fox looked at the sea, hesitated for a moment, and then began to undress.

57 Islamic pirates in open crotch pants, looking at their three masters, undressed on the seashore where it was still quite cold, quite incomprehensible; Also, in Islam, although men do not wear as many taboos as women, they are also not allowed to show the part below the waist in public.

Cheval quietly approached the 57 open-crotch thieves and said to these former pagan colleagues, "Do you see?" Your three masters, the Iron Fox, are going to commit suicide by jumping into the sea! Not convinced? No reason? Hey, that's a world you don't understand is changing too fast! You look up over there, and your second master, the lame bear, was originally lame, and walked in one direction; Now it's a double lame, and it's going to swing in both directions! Why is that, you ask? Why? Very simple! Did you hear a "bang" just now? Heard it? Okay, then, do you know what the sound is? I don't know? Then let me tell you, listen, before, your second boss lame bear who is not very good-tempered, had a quarrel with a knight on the island, and the people on the island said, people like you, I don't want to pee on you, at most fart you, so, with a "bang", I entertained the lame bear who wanted to offend others. The people on this island are a little bit of fairy magic and witchcraft, and when they make a sound, their skin is broken and bloody. And your second leader lame bear fell, and his legs were the same, and he was lame.

Before that, your three-master Iron Fox had a lot of offensive words, and the language was even more ugly. Now he was intimidated by the other party's witchcraft, so he couldn't help but be frightened when he thought that someone else was going to deal with him next. Later, I saw your big boss Rose Shark hugging and hugging a female knight of the family, extremely warm, you three masters of the iron fox are completely hopeless, the future is hopeless, I can't think about it for a while, I want to commit suicide by throwing myself into the sea.

Now, the truth is so, you see, is it to let this three-master drown himself in vain under your noses? Or take into account the friendship of the past and the way out in the future, and take a hand to pull him, so that he doesn't do this kind of stupid thing that makes his relatives hurt and his enemies are happy?!

With such an explanation of the facts before him, and in such a tone, can the 57 crotch thieves remain indifferent? Therefore, these 57 crotch thieves also freed the hands that had been covering the little brother who had been exposed, and stretched out their hands to pull, drag, and save their three masters.

The iron fox really doesn't want to go to the sea, how cold the sea is! Therefore, so many people came to pull him, and he also wanted to get off the donkey down the slope and submit to his own subordinates. In fact, life should really consider the concept of subordination, Zhao Kuangyin, the founding emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, was subservient to his subordinates, and became the emperor in a yellow robe. Therefore, those who have become big things must pretend to be aggrieved ......, the iron fox under the action of drugs, his thinking is divergent, and he is untracked, but his eyes swept to Cheval who was sneering on the side, his heart trembled, and he saw that Chevarer was tearing the paper with both hands, knowing that this was the other party reminding himself that if I didn't go to the sea, I would tear up the agreement first, and I would be punished as an automatic admission of defeat. As soon as he thought of this, the iron fox insisted on undressing again and went into the sea.

57 crotch thieves really can't figure it out, this iron fox who usually cherishes his feathers, a guy who doesn't pull out a hair, how can he be desperate to find death today? People who are anxious can't help but push and push, and use more force. The iron fox thought, people's hearts are not ancient, it's only been a long time, why don't you do the old master, and the following are guilty? There is anger in the heart, and the backhand fights back, and the strength is not small.

57 crotch thieves are really more and more confused the more they think about it, they are kind enough to save you, they don't know what to do, and they still beat people? As a result, we have also increased our investment. Okay, you are big, I'm big, everyone is big, the intensity of pushing and pushing is increasing, the action of pushing and shogging is intensified, and the consequences of pushing and shoving become serious, and the result of pushing and shoving is that in the end, the iron fox is lying on the beach and gasping; The little brothers of the 57 crotch thieves were also in the conflict, they were injured by mistake, pinched by mistake, arrested by mistake, and what happened to them.

When Cheval saw that he was almost done, he went over and said, "Hey, everyone, why don't you do this: Well, your three masters are now thinking of jumping into the sea, and we can see him for a while, but it is impossible to see him for a lifetime, so it is better for me to turn his back from the sea, and not see the sea very much, so that he can break off this idea of jumping into the sea."

As he spoke, Cheval went over and put the iron fox on his shoulder, and walked back. Many of the 57 crotch thieves wanted to stop Cheval, but as soon as they ran, the sea breeze blew and the crotch of their pants was cold, so they stopped, and continued to cover their hands and squat, all thinking, let's sort out this chaos first.

Now, the three Islamic pirate leaders are gradually returning to the starting point just now. The iron fox was carried back by Cheval, looking like he was in prostration, his mind was still blurry, his eyes were staring at Cheval, so infatuated, so in love, and a little confused, looking at Cheval very innocently, seeking answers, he had too many questions.

Now, the final of the women's category has also ended. The fainting military horse was woken up by Little Minnie again, so she led the two horses, whistled, hummed a little song, and swayed and wanted to go back first. The rose shark is miserable now, and I really don't know what to do, the robe on its body has long been torn apart, and all the armor and other protection in the robe can no longer be fixed. I hate it, so I clean it up. Hijab and other clothes that can still cover themselves, as early as when they were busy covering themselves, they were constantly harassed by Xiao Meini, and they were ripped up, torn, dragged, picked, and thrown away. Little Minnie's hands are like people's upper and lower lips, squeaking and squeaking the rose shark like an apple, and gnawing the skin. Now, the outer clothes of the rose shark, the long-sleeved underwear, the trousers, and the trousers have all disappeared, and the only remaining clothes on the body have also become willow strips, hanging on the body, the wind blows, flutters with the wind, and the spring is full of light; It was also like a mopstick, and when the wind blew, he saw the wood.

The rose shark has never been like this, embarrassed. Not only because of the shyness of women, but also because she can't hold her head up; Moreover, as an Islamic Muslim, that is a grave violation of the teachings. When the perpetrator Xiao Meini was by her side just now, she hated her so much that her teeth itched, but if she wanted to leave, she wanted to stand here alone, and she really didn't have that face, that courage, and that calmness. Let's go along, I really can't do this way. Moreover, in this case, there is a little-known big secret, which will be exposed to the world today, the more I think about it, the more terrifying it becomes, and in a hurry, tears are pouring out, kneeling, begging Xiao Meini, begging her to help herself no matter what, and she must meet all the conditions proposed by Xiao Meini to repay Xiao Meini.

So, what makes the rose shark nervous? It's really funny and ridiculous.

It turns out that as the leader of this gang of Islamic pirates, the female bandit leader Rose Shark, in fact, is strict and precise, not a person, or a fixed woman. The word Rose Shark is a label, and whoever sticks it to it is the big leader of this gang of pirates. It should be said that the current leader of this gang of pirates should be the mother of the woman in front of her, or rather, the word Rose Shark is now occupied by her mother for a long time. And as a woman, everyone understands that there are those inconvenient days every month. At the same time, her shrewd and powerful mother sometimes has some secret projects to carry out, and if, at that time, the parallel "Rose Shark" also has to appear in front of the pirates, then how can this doppelganger be solved? At this time, the Islamic dress etiquette helped her, in public, women could only show two eyes, so quietly sisters replaced, and gradually now mother and daughter are replaced.

Now, the rose shark kneeling on the ground, Xiao Meini looked over, that is, one or two years older than herself, a West Asian girl, she was indeed very beautiful, and she could stand the name of "Bai Heiye", which was "beautiful, extremely beautiful", with thick eyebrows and big eyes, flashing some cold light; high nose and thin lips, very proud; Brown-haired and white-skinned, she is obviously a beautiful woman admired in West Asia; has a strong physique, and at first glance he is a practitioner. Of course, her beauty is solidified, cold, and her facial features have no expression, but now she is out of shape, tears are streaming down her face, the muscles on her face are still quiet, and the sobs are silent, bowing her head, with a little stubbornness, with a little arrogance, with a lot of unreasonable and a lot of grievances and helplessness.

Xiao Meini thought, I am also a little beauty, otherwise, in front of which big hero are you doing this, then, the heart of pity for flowers, the heart of cherishing jade, the heart of strength, the heart of softness, leading countless heroes to bend their waists, there are really few who can resist this kind of glamorous attackers. However, today, you have bad luck, I am a girl, a girl who is witchy; I'm a girl, a smart girl; I'm a girl, a girl who won't be deceived; I'm a girl, and I'm a girl who doesn't pity her. Therefore, if you are weak with 3,000 water, I will only drink one scoop.

Little Minnie wants this rose shark to lead the team to surrender herself;

Rose Shark introduces Minnie to their "label secrets";

Little Minnie wants the rose shark to convince her mother to lead a team to surrender to her;

Rose Shark asks Minnie to provide a reason why they should choose to surrender;

Little Minnie asked, what kind of reasons do you need?

Rose Shark replied, both soft and hard. The hard thing is to show that you are strong and invincible; The soft thing is that we surrender to you, you will not discriminate against us, and we will live better than in the past!

Little Minnie said, no problem, that's what happened. Hard, I'll show it right away; Soft, I can make a promise! Okay, it's said well, Xiao Meini is out of her word, the horse is hard to chase, she promises a thousand gold, and she will not repent when she dies! Let's go, it's all satisfying to you, go back!

The rose shark didn't move, and said, please, help me find a robe!

Xiao Meini said, for a while, where can I find it? But, yes, if you make such an appearance today, you can't switch between mother and daughter anymore, and besides, your immature baby face, in fact, no one has ever seen it, and now you show your true face, I'm afraid you won't be able to stop these pirates, and the pirates will think that I got a knockoff from somewhere to pirate and counterattack. So, I must help you with this favor, the problem is, we don't wear loose coats like yours, we don't have robes like yours. If you turn back to get it from you, it is easy to have many doubts about right and wrong, so if you don't ——, this, from the perspective of keeping your facial features secret, I will give you my helmet, and there is a shrimp shell bend on the front of my helmet, which can be pulled up and down. If you wear it, pull it down, it also has a lookout hole, and the hole is smaller than your hijab, which should be better from a doctrinal point of view! I really don't have any robes on you. Or, I'll get you the round tent that our pirate guards use at night, this is supposed to keep mosquitoes out, but now it's still cold, don't worry, you can use it first, well, it should be able to ride. My helmet is a silver-white aluminum alloy, and the mosquito net is white, it's a big deal, the mosquito net is a little thinner, you can put on four layers, hehe, it must be good-looking, my "Bai Heiye" sister.

After some operation, Xiao Meini's interest came up. I used a knife to cut a large piece of red cloth on the belly pocket of the rose shark, turned around and pinched it, and made a red cloth flower. At this time, the rose shark, with an aluminum helmet on his head, a quadruple veil, and a red flower on his chest, was like a bride out of the pavilion, which was very elegant.

Little Minnie led the horse in her hand, looked at herself, and thought, if this rose shark was allowed to carry the burden again, what kind of scene would it be? As soon as I was proud, inspiration came, and I sang: You bloom quietly, you play your mother, usher in the sunrise and send away the sunset. Settle the sea and the river to become a big thief, fight and fight the spies to have wealth and wealth. Laa...... Laa...... Spring, autumn, winter and summer. Ups and downs. Dare to ask where the road is, the road is at your feet. Laa...... Laa...... If you dare to ask where the road is, it is under your feet......

Now, after some tossing, I have returned to the starting point of eating tea before. It's just that time has passed, the Islamic pirates, the lame bear has turned into a double crutch, the iron fox is still in the clouds, and the image of the rose shark has changed greatly. The lame bear and the iron fox kept glancing at the rose shark with their eyes, experiencing a paradoxical feeling that was both strange and familiar. And the rose shark stared at Xiao Meini with dead eyes, what magic weapon do you have, come out quickly, don't cover your hair, don't talk nonsense.

Xiao Meini, Geng Haoshan, and Mai Ba briefly discussed, then pulled out a dagger behind her waist and said while drawing on the sand on the beach.

Little Minnie said, "One of you believes in God and the other in Allah; You say, "You have many holy signs; Ye say, "How can your God be; I do not question the truth of what you say, but you certainly cannot deny how distant and illusory the facts and promises you believe are. Today, you want us to show how strong we are. Actually, is this still used to be repeated? We fly in the sky, does Catholicism have it? Does Islam have it? Does Rome have one? Is there one in Arabia? Does Europe have it? Does Africa have one? No! None of them! No one but us! Isn't that magical? Isn't this a holy sign? Okay, set aside the sky and look at the sea. Who has our ironclads at sea? Nobody! I don't want to talk about our ——,, you are probably not strange to us here, and you are used to miracles. Then, today, let you really feel what it means to be powerful! Let you see our magic with your own eyes! Good! You see, there are 57 pirates curled up on the beach over there, and I can wipe them out in an instant! Unbelief? Well, so be it, oh, I forgot to tell you, just now I and your big leader, Captain Rose Shark, have become sisters, in this case, these soldiers of my sister are also my soldiers, I can't kill my own innocent men without any humanity, so, Uncle Pirate, Captain Cheval, please go over and talk to them, and move to cover your little brother. SHKDI should be at least 100 metres away from its original location. Also, let me down all the men and women of your 30 boats, and stay aside, and I will show you the myth, and I will let you witness the mighty .......

Now, a total of 4 captains from the old and new religions don't understand what Little Minnie wants to do? Mai Ba and the others are a bit serious.

According to Little Minnie's request, all the people on the 30 pirate ships on the shore are to leave the ship and disembark and gather in one place. Cheval went to speak, but the pirates on board did not believe it in any way, especially the oarsmen, who never left the ship, and these poor oarsmen, when they got aboard, were riveted to that position for 24 hours unless they returned to their anchorage. In order to confirm the truth of what Cheval said, several small leaders came over on the Islamic pirate ship, and after getting the nods of the three masters in person, the existing 2,040 people on the 30 pirate ships all disembarked from the ship, and some of the pirates also cursed and scolded, with a reluctant face. And those oarsmen don't understand, the sun is coming out of the west today?

Xiao Meini didn't pay attention to these rough people, seeing that everyone had withdrawn, Xiao Meini pulled out the double knife inserted in her back, starting from learning knives from Hu Dong, to continuing to guide Hu Xi, these girls who were closest to the upper echelons also learned Hu Sanniang's housekeeping skills.

Little Minnie walked on the beach, dancing with a knife, pretending to be a ghost, like a decent, so decent, so mysterious, the knife was waving up and down, left and right, not a knife technique, but like a drawing talisman. Geng Haoshan and Mai Ba knew that this little Meini was sending Morse, and knew that something big was coming, and they thought to themselves, she is smaller than us, and she is more daring than us!

I couldn't understand how many talismans this little Meini had drawn and how many spells she had recited, and finally, Xiaomeini stopped, pointed at the sea, and shouted: "Go!" "It's strange that the 30 pirate ships that had been anchored and docked began to move in the direction of the sea.

Xiao Meini, who didn't move, her mouth moved, suddenly stopped muttering, and shouted: "Stop!" ”

The 30 pirate ships moved about 100 meters in the direction of the sea and are now stopped. Xiao Meini muttered again, struck with two knives in her hands, and shouted synchronously: "Boom! ”

"Boom! Rumble! Suddenly, there was a loud noise like a rolling mine on the sea! Boom bang 2 rings! In the deafening roar, the water splashes, the steam rises, the fire rises, and the waves surge! A tall pirate ship suddenly tilted, cracked, snapped, and halved! Then there was a raging fire, and then there was smoke and ashes! One of the pirate ships disappeared from the sea, floating on the surface of the sea with a lot of planks, oars, damaged furniture, and some ...... of clothes.

After a while, Xiao Meini, the old trick was repeated, facing the sea, and with another double knife strike, she shouted synchronously: "Boom! ”

"Boom! Rumble! "There was a loud thunder like a rolling mine on the surface of the sea again! Boom bang 2 rings! In the roar, another tall pirate ship suddenly caught fire, tilted, fell sideways, and sank! Then the smoke goes out! Another pirate ship disappeared from the sea, and many planks, oars, and damaged furniture and quilts were added to the sea......

Little Minnie came again, facing the sea, raising her twin knives, ready to strike. The rose shark rushed over, knelt down to little Meini, and pleaded: "O little goddess with infinite power, please stop punishing us, please leave the remaining 28 boats, and leave us a little capital!" ……

On the sea, in an instant, the two tall pirate ships fell apart, leaving only a few parts and some planks dangling ...... the sea.

2,100 pirates and pirates were dumbfounded and distressed, how could this be? What to do? First, how can the ship move if there is no one on board? Second, our ships are all anchored, even if someone pulls it, it can't be pulled! Third, if there are no people, ships, or airships attacking the ship, how can this ship blow itself up? Spontaneous combustion? Suicide? Looking for death? Fourth, we just disembarked naked and disembarked, is this our farewell to the pirate ship? All our storage and private rooms are still hidden on the ship! Now, even though this little witch has destroyed our two boats, she can continue to destroy them! Aren't we completely bankrupt? Fifth, next, if our ships are gone, and we don't have money around us, what will we do with food, clothing, shelter and transportation? How do you live?

The first round of apparition is over, and the second round of apparition is about to begin. Little Minnie was begged by the rose shark to stop the double knife flying to destroy the pirate ship, then come to the second scene, and the double knife flew to the beach shore. Little Minnie asked Mai Ba to erect a small red flag on the original 57 pirate positions wearing open crotch pants, and after erecting it, Little Minnie said, let's witness our miracle again!

Xiao Meini danced for a while again, and finally the double knife struck, which was the same as before, and at the same time as the two knives hit each other, Xiao Meini shouted "Boom!" At the same time, the beach with a small red flag was suffocating, and there was a sullen "Boom! Rumble! Rumble! Ten rings! Of course, the little red flag didn't know where it flew, and the beach was suddenly in shambles, and when the mines roared and the sand splashed, the 2,101 pirates turned white.