Chapter 0513: Pirates vs. Pirates
Now, on the beach, the police force on the island has retreated a lot, and in front of the three Islamic pirates is Captain Cheval, Mai Ba and Geng Haoshan are the supervisors of the three Islamic pirates, and Little Minnie, as the little niece who accompanies Cheval, are all sitting on the side. Xiao Meini is very knowledgeable about the world, and asked people to prepare some delicious and novel food. Because these pirates are also people who have seen the world, and they have eaten all of them. Muslims have many dietary taboos, so Minnie designed a recipe that would allow these Catholics and Muslims to share at the same table and control their stomachs.
Islam people don't drink much, so in addition to alcohol, Little Minnie prepared a variety of flavors of juice and milkshakes; There are no big fish or meats, just small charred and fluffy snacks that are crushed and baked in flour, and there are some jams, caviar and deep-sea products that hide their identity.
The three pirates who had been tossing for most of the day were now exhausted, and they couldn't really ask for a sip and a little more hunger. Coupled with the color and aroma of the novel food that I brought up, I didn't taste it, and it was already partially conquered.
Looking at the four pirates whose mood had calmed down a lot, Little Minnie spoke: "Captains of both sides, let's talk, the three of Islam, it is better to listen to the Catholic one, how he is prophetic, a strong man breaks his wrist, bids farewell to sin, and welcomes tomorrow's ......"
Lame Bear: "What are you talking about?" We are Muslims of Islam, he is a believer in Catholicism, two families. As the saying goes, a family doesn't speak two words, and two families don't speak one language. Therefore, we have no common language with this kind of unplanted goods! ”
Because the rose shark "stepped on the boat of the two religions", it has always adopted a friendly attitude on the issue of the dispute between the two religions: "Hey! Big Dumb Bear, what do you say? I don't know, I don't know, I know? Judging from the recorded history, Catholicism and Islam are really one family and have a lot of roots. The earliest difference between Catholicism and Islam is the descendants of Abraham (Abraham). Abraham (Abraham) was old and childless, and took a concubine named Hagar (Hagar), and Hagar had the son of Ishmar (Ishmael). Because Hagar looked down on Abraham's wife, Sarai, after giving birth to a child, Sarai drove Hagar away. Hagar was pregnant and had trouble in the wilderness when she met the Messenger of the Lord, who carried the promise of God that her descendants would multiply and multiply and gave her firstborn the name Ishmar. Islam is derived from this branch. The Koran also describes the history of the tribe of Ishmar. The Christian religion is different. After Hagar was driven out, God made a circumcision with Abraham and promised Abraham, who was 99 years old, a son with his wife, and gave her the name Sarah. The old Sera miraculously conceived and gave birth to a son-in-law, Isaac (Isaac). The religion of the Governor is derived from the branch of the son-in-law. The Jewish Bible (Old Testament) describes the history of Isaac after that. That's where it came from. Jesus was a descendant of Isaac's tribe and was a Jew. And both religions are actually descendants of Abraham......"
Geng Haoshan followed the words of the rose shark and rushed down and sacrificed his hundred pulpits: "Yes, brothers will quarrel with each other. It is normal for half-descendants to have disputes. For example, for Jesus. Islamists believe that Jesus was conceived by a miracle as a result of the virgin Mary. Jesus was only a prophet, not God. Jesus was a good Muslim, and what he preached to the Jews was the early message of Islam. Jesus did not die on the cross, he went straight to heaven. Because Judas was punished by God, he turned his face into the face of Jesus, and was crucified in Jesus' place. Jesus will come again, and he will marry and have children. He will correct what the Church says about him. He will die, be buried in Medina, and receive the ...... of the Last Judgment like all human beings.
However, Jesus-believing people believe that Muslims do not understand the gravity of human sin, so they eliminate the need for salvation. For them, the salvation of the cross was a foolish .......
The Scriptures, which are the two great religions that you profes, have the same basic point as the Qur'an, which is to believe in a God to whom mankind is accountable. And as we continue, the differences come, and in terms of the nature of the gospel, there are many differences. The Qur'an denies that Jesus is God, clearly denies that He died on the cross, and thus appears weak in its description of God's holiness and in its analysis of the depth of human sin. It has no God's plan of salvation and does not need a Savior, so it cannot tell people that there is a Savior. And the Bible says that God came in the flesh and revealed God Himself to the world. Therefore, God's love for man as described in the Qur'an is conditional, and it does not command people to love God or love one another......"
Xiao Meini was impatient with Geng Haoshan's mouth, interrupted her talking, and said, "Hey, senior sister, do we need to worry about the grievances and grievances between the two sects?" We don't say what is insignificant, we say what is within reach, these four in front of us, I say, whether it is the Bible or the Quran; Neither Jesus nor the Prophet Muhammad told you to come out to be pirates, did they? I didn't tell you to take other people's property illegally, did you? I didn't ask you to kill people and set fires, did they? Therefore, judging from the teachings of the religion you believe, one says that you are brothers in all the seas, and the other says that you should follow the right path, do good and abstain from evil, so if you are religious, you should no longer be pirates......"
Geng Haoshan's words didn't open the door, and she rushed down to Xiao Meini's words: "Actually, for the three of you, there is still a problem, and there is also a problem of the gap between Muslims and Islam. Islamic values and spiritual civilization are strictly derived from the Qur'an and the Hadith, and all the ways of life of Muslims are based on the norms and examples established by the Prophet Muhammad. However, the reality of the Muslim society and culture has formed another concept, these people are Muslims, because of their blood and family traditions, have been influenced by Islam, but they know little or nothing about the Qur'an, and they have only heard of the example of the Prophet Muhammad, but do not seriously follow and implement it, so they have formed a loose and plausible traditional culture. In most cases, the social and cultural superiority of the Muslims has prevailed over the authentic Islamic spirit, and they tend to use the phrase "this is a custom handed down from our ancestors" as a shield to defend the wrong behavior that deviates from the orthodox path of Islam.
Of course, this is not to say that Muslims are betraying Islam; Their mentality has been derailed from Islam because they do not want to bind themselves to Islamic norms, and they live casually and so-so, such as sleeping lazily and not praying, drinking with friends, playing a few cards to try their luck, saying irresponsible things behind their backs, greedy for a little ill-gotten gain, and even like you Muslims who are pirates by profession. If someone says that these actions are forbidden by Islam, they will be disgusted by it and even fight. These people come together and smell like each other, they are all Muslims, so they form a Muslim social culture, but it is far from Islam!
The reason for the bad habits of Muslims is due to the long-standing neglect, slackness and lack of self-respect towards Islam. According to the teachings and legal system of Islam, every Muslim must abide by the five prayers, such as praying five times a day, strictly speaking, the fundamental difference between Muslims and non-Muslims is in prayer, if you do not go to the mosque for a year, the person has completely lost the qualification of a Muslim. In addition, according to the requirements of Islam, Muslims must respect the elderly, love the young, be honest and loyal, be generous, be patient, dedicate themselves to society, uphold justice, persuade others to do good, and refrain from doing evil. As a result of negligence, slackness and lack of self-respect in the spirit of Islam, a distorted Islamic civilization has emerged, which is the bad habits of Muslim society. And you pirates of Islam are the ones who carry forward the bad habits of Muslims......"
The lame bear thought, what are you doing? Give us a lesson? This brain-less thing comes and goes, I am dizzy, strength speaks, who has a big fist, who is the boss: "Hey! Little girl, we are all poor middle peasants, living in this world foraging, believing in the ability to survive, as for what is taught and what is taught, at least for my lame bear, to put it bluntly, it is just a signboard, hang it well, continue to hang; If you don't hang it well, change it. Who of us as pirates has never flagged a flag? Therefore, whether it is taught or the country, which is ruthless and which is fierce, let's listen to it! ”
Iron Fox: "One more thing to add, which one is greater, which one is long, let's follow!" ”
Rose Shark: "I also add, which one is trustworthy, which one is good, which one is good to us, we will obey it!" ”
Lame Bear: "Which one is ruthless?" Which one? Question, who dares to compete with me? Although you are children, I am all a cripple, so compare with me and don't suffer! ”
Geng Haoshan glanced at the lame bear, raised the electric whip in his hand, and said, "How can it?" Still not convinced? Want to suffer again? Guilty of two sins? ”
In the heart of the lame bear, he has already classified this Geng Haoshan as an extraordinary person, such as a fairy who has fallen to the ground, or the body of a demon, otherwise, in this era, in this region, how can there be a woman riding on a man's neck, only a man riding a woman, so abnormal, it must be unusual. Besides, this boy, who doesn't say a word, and rides on his neck with a woman, should be a subordinate, so his skills are definitely not as good as the master, besides, they are also powerful with those magic weapons, I avoid the magic weapons, isn't it okay? Therefore, he spoke: "This little girl, as the saying goes, good men don't fight with women, and I only pick boys in individual competitions!" Moreover, men, don't use weapons, fight with bare hands, that's fair! ”
Mai Ba thinks, want to bully me? Okay, stay and see, who's bullying whom? Therefore, he arched his hand and only said two words: "Accompanying." ”
Rose Shark thought, who would dare to provoke that girl who played with the whip? The boy was ordered by the lame bear, so she said to Xiao Meini: "Little girl, why don't we have a game too?" Bibi Riding Shooting? ”
Xiao Meini thought, I'm working so hard today, I have to play on both sides, so I responded listlessly: "Listen to me." ”
Iron Fox thought, one, two, three, it's my turn. However, the boy on the other side has already been ordered, and I can't pick the girl, so I can only pick Captain Cheval, but I can't say who will kill the old pirate, so I might as well introduce him into my sphere of influence. OK, heads-up; No, gang fighting. The ghost thought stopped, and then said to Little Minnie, "Then, finally, let me and Captain Cheval have some new flowers." Let's fight in the water! ”
Captain Cheval's eyes rolled: "Huh? ……”
The lame bear was afraid that the other party would regret it, so he said to himself: "Okay, that's it!" It's decided! Ladies first, you go to war first! ”
It should be added here that because the lame bear, the iron fox, and the rose shark were all Islamic pirates, they were all dressed in wide robes, and many weapons and decorations were hung outside; As a woman, the rose shark is even more excessive, not only is there no bare body on the body, but there is also a gauze scarf on the head, and only two eyes are exposed.
Now, since you want to compete in riding and archery, you need a bow and arrow, Xiao Meini waved her hand to the women's army behind her for a long time, and someone sent military supplies; The rose shark does not use a bow and arrow, but a slingshot and throwing knife; As for the horses, Little Minnie was very on the road and the rose shark picked one of the horses on the scene, and then rode one herself. The two hugged each other as a sign of friendship as a sign of friendship as is customary in local competitions. Xiao Meini hugged very seriously, and after hugging each other, she slapped her hands from the shoulders very excessively, shoulders, back, waist, and hips, all the way to the buttocks. Other people can't see the expression of the rose shark covered with a gauze veil, but it can be imagined that this rose shark must have been photographed by Xiao Minnie from needless to mind, from mind to shy, from shy to shy, from suspicion to annoyance, so the rose shark, who was a little sluggish by Xiao Minnie before, pushed Xiao Minnie away, jumped on the horse, and began to run in circles.
At the signal of the lame bear, the Iron Fox made the second appearance. He is a martial artist in the water with Cheval, but it is the season of early spring, and the sea temperature is about 5 degrees Celsius, so, Cheval said, Midian bar, fortunately, it is also prepared on the beach, so after the two of them touched the cup a few times, they also hypocritically symbolized hugging, and then walked towards the sea, all the way, this self-cooked Cheval, pulling the iron fox, chattered endlessly, I don't know what he was muttering, anyway, he looked like an endless broken mouth.
The lame bear thought, now, I have to beat this stinky boy on the other side well, so that I can stand up for it. The lame bear limped and pulled out his usual knife and axe from behind him. It is a long-bladed axe, as long as a knife, thick as an axe, and with a hook and strap, and is one of the heavy weapons beloved by Muslim warriors. It is a bit like a Mo knife, with a handle that is one meter long, so it can be held either alone or double. Now, the lame bear wielding the knife and axe is as imposing as a bull, and he has a domineering voice that rivals thousands of people and is inappropriate.
Mai Ba is crazy, this pirate is a pirate, just now he cleared his mouth and said "Man, don't use weapons, fight with bare hands, this is fair", in a blink of an eye, he broke the contract, I really don't know what the people in the command center think, ambush them? This kind of person just surrendered, put it around, can you rest assured? Therefore, Mai Ba's heart, do not deliberately ambush the other party at all, since you play weapons, then I can also save a lot of effort, can simple things, why complicate it, as for whether you can survive, let your Allah bless you!
The lame bear pressed over step by step, and Mai Ba quietly pulled out his dagger gun; The lame bear raised his axe high, and Mai Ba secretly aimed at the other party; The lame bear saw the other's dagger with a look of disdain; After Mai was a little angry, he moved his aim from his head to his chest, then to his abdomen, and then to his thighs; The lame bear slammed the axe down with great force, and Mai Ba reconfirmed the firing point and pulled the trigger steadily. Bang! With just one sound, the lame bear knelt down, and the good leg of the lame bear, who had no concept of firearms, was shot, and the lame bear was agitated, and his legs were weak, and he knelt down. Wide-eyed, what's going on? I don't understand!
Mai Ba is a person who cherishes words like gold, but Mai Ba is also a master who is not afraid of tiredness. Mai Ba hates the lame bear's rebellion, and hates the lame bear's incorruptibility. So, you can't move, I'm going to move, an arrow strolled over, the sharp dagger knife flew up and down, and after a while, the weapons hanging on the lame bear's body, the decorations on it, and the clues tied to it, all left their original positions one by one, and said goodbye to their master. Mai Ba didn't stop, kicked away the pieces that fell to the ground, and the daggers continued to fly, so that the robe made of large materials on the lame bear's body became strips and pieces of cloth.
Now, the lame bear kneeling on the beach is very annoyed, I obviously know that the other party has a magic weapon, and I also use words to trap the other party, why is my brain hot, I forgot, and I am dancing the axe again? I am not faithful, and certainly no one is trustworthy, alas, Lord, I have been punished by you for not being faithful! However, the other party wants me to die, it's very simple, I can't move now, he comes over, cut his throat, isn't it over? He's making my clothes look like a tow now, what's he doing? I can't stand up now, and when I stand up, the embarrassment grows......
The rose shark, which had just run a few steps, was too mindful of the top-to-bottom slap when the other party hugged him just now. Xiao Meini was moving her hands when she patted her back just now, which was normal; But, the rose shark is too unbearable, why is your left hand patting me around? Don't know the word dirty? It turns out that in Islam, the left hand is dirty and can't be treated, so the resentful rose shark faced the little Minnie who was close at hand, raised his hands, and galloped away with six throwing knives!
Little Minnie is angry, pirates are pirates, hey! Sneak attack? Then I'll become a little witch, witch fight pirates, hit you wow wow yell! After thinking about it, I have to make my target more stable and easy to hit, and then stretch my bow and arrow, and let her stand obediently as my target, and don't move on horseback, in this case, I will first give the Rose Shark's mount an arrow anesthetic!
The Rose Shark flies towards Little Meinie's six throwing knives, dangdang! Dangdang! Dangdang! Six rings, all hits! However, this mild steel knife pierced the armor of the strong alloy steel, and it was completely ineffective, and the tip of the knife was bent, and the moths fought the fire and fell one by one.
The anesthetic arrow that Xiao Meini tried to shoot was directly inserted into the horse's buttocks, and the horse was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Xiao Meini and snorted. Alas, just now they were good friends, and now they tell me to take medicine? Didn't take the wrong medicine, did you? Why do I want to doze off? Well, anyway, I'm not carrying our own people now, I don't have to be responsible, I'm also lazy, I'll just sleep for a while!
Before the Rose Shark could comprehend the fall of the throwing knife, the mount under it fell again. Alas! Misstep, it seems that the lame bear and the iron fox are not stupid, in this space controlled by Queen Ruth, witches are overflowing, and women have some witchcraft, and I won the lottery. Alas, no matter how good other people's things are, they are always someone else's, how did this horse get hit by an arrow, not only did not run hard, but lay down, lie down, lie down, let's fight!
Xiao Minnie got the rose shark off the horse, and it was time to go to dinner, and after precise aiming, she took the crossbow arrow with a strong oxidant warhead that she had just waved her hand for a long time to understand the command, but fortunately, when Xiao Minnie hugged each other just now, she found out where the other party had leather armor, which was an empty crotch, where to tie up, and where to hang. So, now there is no fear, facing the chest and crotch of the rose shark, whoosh! Sou! Two arrows at the light!
The two arrows shot by Little Minnie were extremely fast, and the rose shark had already been hit before she could start to avoid it. Fortunately, there was an arrow on it, protected by a large armor on the chest, as if it had been beaten, and it was not pierced in, and it was hanging; An arrow in the lower crotch did not hurt, because he stood with his legs apart, and the arrow was wasted, and there was no content in it, and it was tied to the robe, and it hung in the same way. Hey? What's going on? When the arrow flew just now, there was no fire, so why is there smoke coming from the arrow now? Oops! The smoke is getting bigger and bigger, and the smoke is getting thicker! Ah! How is it that my robe has a big hole as if it had been burned by fire? Ah! There is also a big hole up and down! Witchcraft! O Dead Maiden! I have a big hole in my clothes, how do I behave? Ah! This is against doctrine! Hey, the little witch on the other side must be very proud! I can't let her see my embarrassment, I have to turn around so she can't see!
Xiao Minnie looked at the rose shark that had turned 180 degrees, and it was an arrow up and down, running to the back and running down the crotch! The two arrows did not fail in their mission, the arrow on the lower crotch cooperated with its predecessor, and after the removal operation, the lower half of the rose shark's robe and the inner part of the inner trousers were cleared, and the rose shark was now wearing a pair of exposed open crotch pants no matter which direction it looked at from the front and back, left and right!
And the arrow on the back of the rose shark, there is no large piece of armor here, but there are a large number of ropes, there are rope belts tied with shoulder guards, there are suspenders tied to the breastplate, there are belts with leg guards, and there are straps with waist and back protectors, so the arrow on the back reacts a little slowly, but after one by one in place, the wide and thin rope belts are rotten away, and it goes without saying that those leather, metal shoulder guards, cuirasses, leg guards and other protective gear have also left you one by one and fell apart. At the same time, the outer robe of these protectors also has four major holes, so the standing rose shark immediately realized what it means to "fall apart", the body was originally tied tightly, firmly tied, large and small configurations are falling one by one, and the general trend is unstoppable! The rose shark was so embarrassed that it instinctively squatted down, legs *, hands on its chest, how could there be such a fight in a war? looked aggrieved, and tears blinked in his eyes.......
Now, let's take a look at the fate of the Iron Fox!
Iron Fox had agreed with Captain Cheval to compete in the water, and Iron Fox's suggestion was very insidious, saying that if he competed in the water, he would have to go to the beach. Now on the beach, his own 30 pirate ships are leaning, while the other party is on the coast, there is not a single boat, and their ships are far away in the deep sea one or two kilometers away. As a battle, this position may not be advantageous by itself, but as a competition, this trap of oneself can really be described as a stroke of genius. I brought Cheval to the anchorage of my 30 pirate ships, my land, I had the final say. So, how to compare? Than what? Who referees? Who gets the red card? Don't you have the final say? At that time, I will not even be able to go to the sea, and on such a cold day, I will go to soak in the sea, am I sick?
The praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind. The previous paragraph was the wishful thinking in the heart of the Iron Fox, and now, let's take a look at Captain Cheval, what kind of calculation did he make?
Captain Cheval really had a brain teaser this day. For more than two hours, he went from captain of a Catholic pirate ship to a captive on the island; From the captives of the island, to the blue card people of the island; From the blue card people on the island of Sai, he became a temporary police worker in stages; From the police part-time worker, I was supposed to be the representative of the contest of the island. The mood is exciting, and the rollercoaster ups and downs are so exciting. He saw through the Iron Fox's conspiracy at a glance, and if he didn't break it, it was because it was in his own hands. In today's roller coaster, Cheval realized that the strong have their own strong players, and the strong hands do not have to be strong. Convince people with virtue, outwit people, play people with things, and tempt people, this is the master! After being trained quickly by Little Minnie, Cheval quietly drugged the Iron Fox when he had just drunk with the Iron Fox in preparation for going into the sea. A little bit of elixir and loyalty, these are the second-generation sub-classified products of the newly developed narcotic drugs in the Great Ryukyu. So, just now, when Chevar and the Iron Fox went to the beach side by side, Cheval, who was familiar with himself, pulled the Iron Fox and chattered endlessly, as if this pair of broken mouths was nothing to do. However, the constant wind in the ears, mixed with a faint * fragrance, supplemented by simple repetition, this year's festival does not give gifts, so that the iron fox under the encirclement of material and spiritual double-piped encirclement, finally was imperceptibly led to Sheval is obedient, step by step, and become a sound worm.