Chapter 0550 History of World War II in Kyoto
At 5:06, in the Acropolis River, 100 meters south of Wanshengmen, when the pirate ship and the flower ship began to entangle, here, Hu Nan's flagship was also attacked, and it was also attacked by twelve flower boats.
Previously, when Hu Nan observed the first battle on the Bianshui River, he realized that the enemy also knew that at the feet of the Son of Heaven in Bianjing, it was inappropriate for the open fire to fight and rob the thieves, and they should want to play hooligans under the cover of a smile on their faces. In the eyes of outsiders, these schools are just jealousy and economic disputes, or hooligans fighting in groups. It can be seen that from the other side, for our ship, there will also be a paste war.
Sure enough, look, we're now surrounded by flower boats. Now, because another pirate ship was to be sent south, the power grid had been removed, and it had not had time to rebuild; At present, our boat is still docked on the south bank of the Bianhe River, and the enemy's flower boats surround us in a pincer shape, and we are not in the middle of the river, so there is no room for turnaround, so our tactics are obviously different from the other boat, and we have to be somewhat innovative.
Now, the situation from 100 meters away can be seen by both the enemy and us, and maybe the enemy here does not know the truth from 100 meters away, but the enemy here must be able to feel that it is unusual for those boats to turn around and capsize. The gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall, look, these flower boats in front of us are doing the business of digging and throwing mud like shrews. I saw that three flower boats came over, and there were several women standing on the side of the boat, are they women? Not like! These Liao people don't look in the mirror, and their beards are not shaved clean, and they wear colorful skirts, lipstick, yellow flowers, and earrings, vomit! Disgusting to death!
Now, these "disgusting women" on the opposite side are holding a few buckets of children and grandchildren that are usually the size of women, and they are filled with sulfur and grease. "They" want to pour this sulfur grease on the pirate ship, and then light a fire, and then take advantage of the fire to rob .......
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At this time, by the river, the sisters-in-law and aunts who were washing and brushing their shoes on the stone barge couldn't understand it, and everyone was sparkling gold, and a new gossip legend was born.
Sister-in-law Ma: Hey, little cabbage, look, what do you want to do with those flower boats in the Bianshui River? Why did you take out the urine basin and dump it into the river early in the morning? What kind of quality? Why don't you have any morality?
Cabbage: Yes! How can you pour feces into the Acropolis early in the morning, no one has ever done this. Hey? Sister-in-law Ma, do you understand? The people on this flower boat did not deliberately discharge feces into the river, but deliberately poured dirt on the merchant ship coming from overseas.
Sister-in-law Ma: Oh, yes, little cabbage, you are really a smart person. Yes, I can also see that the people on the flower boat are deliberately pouring feces on the merchant ship!
Cabbage: Alas! As the saying goes, harmony makes money, and harmony makes money, isn't their job to serve people, please people, and please people? Isn't it just selling laughter, joy, and spring? What's wrong? Today, you will quarrel with a guest? Don't want to be happy? Don't want money? Not afraid of retaliation?
Sister-in-law Ma: Hey! Little cabbage, you see, these women on the flower boat are fierce, like female men, and they look like they are selling their fists, which looks like they are in the business of selling jokes.
Little Cabbage: Hey, sister-in-law Ma, look, the people on this flower boat are throwing tinder at the merchant ship, what are you doing? Want to burn someone's ship? This is arson! Playing with fire and self-immolation, playing with fire is playing with the head! There are forbidden soldiers on the city wall watching, why are the turtles and bustards on this flower boat all sideways today? Aren't you afraid that the chengguan will come to investigate?
Sister-in-law Ma: Oh, it's good that the merchant ship didn't burn. It's really going to catch fire, and everyone can't get off well.
Cabbage: Huh? Sister-in-law Ma, you see, a big official has come out of the merchant ship, I don't know who it is, it looks quite big, the color of the official uniform, it should be a high-ranking official, oh, you see, there is another person wearing an official uniform in the cabin of the merchant ship, which is the costume of Mrs. Sipin.
Sister-in-law Ma: Really? How did this high-ranking official and the fourth-grade edict get to this merchant ship?
Little cabbage: If you are an official, you can't do business? Can't we invigorate the economy? Can't you get rich first?
Sister-in-law Ma: Look, that high-ranking official is scolding Huachuan. However, it seems that the people who spend the boat do not buy it.
Little cabbage: The people and the officials fight, and the ghosts are worried. It's time for the people who spend the boat to be interesting, and it's time to retreat.
Sister-in-law Ma: Not necessarily, you see, the scene is not a flower boat running away, but the merchant ship carrying a high-ranking official is retreating.
Little Cabbage: Well, that's true, I don't understand it.
Sister-in-law Ma: The foreign merchant ship is like a centipede, you see so many long oars sticking out of the side of the ship on both sides, which is different from the ship of our Song Kingdom.
Little cabbage: They have a lot of oars, so they row fast, you see, the merchant ships are rushing ahead, but the flower boats are also chasing very hard, endlessly, quite kraft candy.
Sister-in-law Ma: Today's counterattack, the officials are afraid of the people, and the people are chasing the official ships, why don't the forbidden troops on the city wall make a sound?
Little Cabbage: Look, the high-ranking officials and their wives on the merchant ships are asking for help from the patrolmen on the riverbank!
Sister-in-law Ma: Look, the patrol officers on the riverbank are drinking and scolding the people of the flower boat!
Little cabbage: But the flower boat doesn't care, I do my own thing!
Sister-in-law Ma: Do you want to go your own way? But how can the patrol police be vegetarian? Look, after three warnings to no avail, those patrolmen have already drawn their bows and arrows! It's time to shoot the boat!
Cabbage: Shoot the boat? At such a long distance, there is not much lethality, it is just a gesture, and there can be an explanation afterwards, it is easy to face accountability, and it can be regarded as a kind of self-preservation.
Sister-in-law Ma: Little cabbage, do you understand it like this? Could it be that our Great Song Dynasty really doesn't have hot-blooded men, righteous guards, ancient road warm-heartedness, and chivalrous courage?
Little cabbage: Sister-in-law Ma, you have read too many novels, you have listened to a lot of book reviews, the complexity of the world, which is a few rancid acids that can explain clearly?
Sister-in-law Ma: Look! Look! Those arrows hit! Those twelve flower boats were all hit by arrows!
Little cabbage: What's the use of shooting? This is not a straw boat borrowing arrows! This is a counterattack by the flower boat! The purpose of this archery is to make the boat stop, and these two or three arrows hanging alone on the side of the ship are used by birds?
Sister-in-law Ma: Hey! Chinese cabbage! Keep my eyes open! See! Didn't the ship that had been hit by the arrow start to tilt? And, it's getting more and more slanted, do you see?
Little Cabbage: I see, the ship that was hit by the arrow is starting to tilt, and it is getting more and more oblique, how is this possible? Doesn't make sense?
Sister-in-law Ma: Practice is the standard for testing the truth, look at the facts, tell the truth, see is believing, this boat was indeed shot by these patrol officers and tilted!
Little Cabbage: It's a miracle that the patrolman's three or two arrows can tilt a big flower boat?
Sister-in-law Ma: Look! Look! What a miracle! You see, the flower boat that ran in the first place has fallen and capsized! It's a shipwreck!
Cabbage: How is this possible? Even the magic arrow is also in terms of accuracy, and there is no god in terms of strike strength! Can this patrolman's three or two arrows tilt a big flower boat? What era has our "arrow" of the Great Song Dynasty entered?
Sister-in-law Ma: Look! Look! Another flower boat has fallen and capsized! It's a shipwreck! Fast! Count! The second one! Article 3! Article 4 ...... Article 12! Ouch, it's amazing, our patrol police in the Great Song Dynasty are super powerful! The fourth boy of my three aunts is the deputy captain of the patrol police detachment 8, I really can't see it, so strong, so worshipped!
Little cabbage: It's really good enough, just three or two arrows can make a big flower boat tilt, overturn, and sink the ship, and the combat effectiveness is first-class.
Sister-in-law Ma: The Great Song Dynasty is mighty! Long live the Great Song!
Little cabbage: Da Song is mighty! Long live the Great Song!
Sister-in-law Ma, little cabbage: Da Song is mighty! Long live the Great Song!
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The second battle on the Bianshui River ended with the defeat of the enemy and the victory of the own side.
Hu Nan telegraphed to Wang Mumu: We have also solved the enemy's second batch of twelve flower boats. In view of the favorable time and place in this place, we did not fight violence with violence, at first, they wanted to splash us with a mixture of sulfur and kerosene, and then set us on fire. They didn't expect that our ships had been treated with fire and flame retardant, so their plot did not succeed. When we obeyed the order, let people wear the official uniforms of the prince and the third princess, and boarded the deck with this image, under the gaze of the officials on the city wall, and in the whispers of the people on both sides of the strait, the patrol police of the Great Song Dynasty were ready to send arrows.
At the same time as the patrol was shooting arrows, we hurriedly launched small wires*, which were filled with explosives, and they all exploded under the waterline of the flower boat, thus achieving the might of the Great Song Dynasty patrol police, and adding another script of mythological stories to the storytellers in Bianjing. Report: At 6:19 a.m., the second battle of the Bianshui River ended.
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In the Wansheng Gate in the outer city of Bianjing, an hour and a quarter of an hour ago, at 5:04, 15 ladies and soldiers of the reinforcement team sent by Hunan led 30 Tibetan mastiffs through the Wansheng Gate and joined Wang Mumu.
5:05: Wang Mumu instructed the band's women's army to open the box, dig out the costumes of the band's reporters that Xiao Dani and Xiao Xiangni often wear these days, and sniff the 15 Tibetan mastiffs. The other 15 Tibetan mastiffs sniffed out the outfits often worn by Hu Erniang, Little Helen, Four Seabirds and the two women's soldiers. Prepare to split up your forces and search in two directions.
5:12: The Tibetan mastiff was already familiar with the smell of clothes, and Wang Mumu and others divided their troops into two ways and began to search. Wang Mumu and Hu Sanniang led people to search for Hu Erniang and eight others; Hu Dong led people to search for two little golden cats.
5:13: Wang Mumu thought, we have suffered a big loss this time, there will definitely be dead and wounded, hurry up and send a telegram, and ask the little god doctor in the Ryukyus, Yuwen Rounu, to bring a few assistants to come with a little monster, and bring more first-aid medicines, and then parachute down in Bianjing.
5:15: Wang Mumu, who had been thinking about it for a long time (in fact, it was only 2 minutes), said, bring the Mai Dang guy. Because, Wang Mumu knew that the seven people he was searching for were all dragged into the river and robbed by two flower boats. In the training of survival in the wild and anti-pursuit and anti-tracking, the dog nose to deal with the dog that comes from the tracking is that you walk into the river, travel a way, and go ashore in other places, the flowing water is not rotten, and the moving water body is the dog's natural barrier. When Hudong and Yesenia fled and were followed by dogs, Yesenia kicked Hudong into the river.
Wang Mumu thought, the flowing water is invisible, and it has all flowed away, but your flower boat is tangible. Although there are hundreds of large and small brothels, halls, and high-end clubs in Bianjing now, there are not many business units near the river and flower boats, and there are only twenty or thirty. Looking at those flower boats, they are not newly made, so the people who came to rob us must have rented them from the flower world with flower boats. Now, for us, there are 26 flower boats involved, and there are four or five hundred flower boats in Bianjing, and the enemy must be mixed in, and we can't search them one by one, and we can't ask the flower boats after the search can't move, so the blind cat can't catch the dead mice, not to mention that the other party is two live water mice!
Wang Mumu's intention was that for us, 24 of the 26 flower boats involved had capsized or capsized, the boats could no longer move, and the people on board had been subdued one by one. Wang Mumu asked the Mai Dang to go to the owners of those flower boats with the order of King Jinghai, the governor of the Great Song Dynasty: first, all those who have flower boat rentals should report here; Second, those who come to report first go to the Acropolis River outside the city to identify which boat belongs to which one; Thirdly, the remaining owners took us on a search, to search for the two escaped flower boats. Look for the group of flower boats, in the flower boats by the river corner pier, in the flower boats that do not attract customers, in all the suspicious flower boats, and in all the flower boats that can be seen......
So, at 6:19 a.m., McCrook led fifty or sixty managers of sexual workers to report for duty.
6:21 a.m.: Fifty or sixty managers of sexual workers go to the Acropolis to identify the boats.
6:58 a.m.: The identification of the capsized boat in the Acropolis is completed, and the table is registered.
6:59 a.m.: Four qualified boat owners have been screened.
7:00 a.m.: The four owners searched in two groups, accompanied by Wang Mumu's men.
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Rewind, flashback of the whereabouts of Hu Dong's group: 5:13: Hu Dong and others followed the restless 15 Tibetan mastiffs and began to search for Xiao Dani and Xiao Shanni in the streets and alleys of Bianjing.
6:19 a.m.: I have run all the avenues in the outer city of Bianjing. It seems that the hijackers have a very good anti-detection ability, they once took two little golden cats to drive around the outer city, and finally, the Tibetan mastiff led everyone into the inner city from the north gate of the inner city.
6:20 a.m.: Entered the inner city.
6:38 a.m.: The Tibetan mastiff who was looking for and looking for and looking for it stopped in front of a big mansion with Hu Dong and others.
Hu Dong was wondering if these Tibetan mastiffs would be dislocated in time and cause spatial displacement, that is, the breath left by the two golden cats when they performed in the princess's mansion of Shu Kingdom was connected to those performance costumes just now?
At this time, I suddenly heard a scream from Xiao Xiangni in the princess's mansion of Shu Kingdom!
Good! Little Channie is inside, so what are you waiting for? One! Two! Three! Everyone smashed open the door and rushed in, but only a few steps after rushing through the door, all the people who rushed in were stunned by the scene in the room, and it was bloodstained and miserable. Everyone stood still, their mouths wide open, their blood pressure rising, their eyes wide open, and they didn't move......
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