Text Chapter 0551 True Love and Fake Couple

In other words, Wang Mumu's journey, since 7:00, the four owners of the missing flower boat have accompanied Wang Mumu to search in two groups. Wang Mumu's team also brought 15 Tibetan mastiffs, however, this Tibetan mastiff would only bark at the river in the city, and the target was scattered and could not be operated.

Today, Wang Mumu suffered a big loss and was angry, so he was also resolute and stopped looking around. Wang Mumu asked people to carry a Tibetan mastiff to check every flower boat he could see. There is no willingness, there is no cooperation, this is a police investigation, and those who do not cooperate are major suspects. Want to resist? Later, the 15 women's troops who were reinforced were equipped with sabers, sniper bows, javelins, etc., and they didn't know each other, and they ate chili sauce!

Wang Mumu also deliberately painted the mast of each inspected flower boat with a rose-red paint that the Song people did not have. In this way, if you look at it from a distance, you can know whether the ship has been inspected. Wang Mumu also warned every boat owner that he was not allowed to pick up passengers today, and all of them went back to their nests to stay, and those who deliberately ran around were punished as accomplices to the crime.

By 12:30 p.m., there were no more boats floating around on the river in the city, and all the boats were tired of birds returning to their nests and mooring in their hometowns. At a glance, the flower boat without rose-red paint on the mast is no longer visible, and it is necessary to search hard to pick up the leak, so I go to addendum.

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Rewind, at 4:48, it is said that when the enemy launched the first wave of attacks on Wang Mumu and his gang, in the process of Hu Erniang and the second band of women's soldiers on the edge of the stone bridge being first caught and dragged down the river, little Helen's eyes were already above the Bianshui River, and it was 4:48:12.

At 4:48:13, a leashed pole had been thrown over little Helen's head.

At 4:48:14, little Helen shouted a word to Hu Erniang, who was falling towards the Bianshui River.

At 4:48:15, little Helen called a few words to the four sea birds.

At 4:48:16, Hu Erniang fell into the Bianshui River, and Little Helen was covered.

At 4:48:17, the second band of women's troops fell into the Bianshui River, and the four seabirds were covered. The women's army on the bridge has been covered.

At 4:48:18, little Helen had been dragged over the bridge railing, and the four seabirds had also been dragged into the air. The Women's Army on the bridge had eight falls off the bridge deck.

At 4:48:19, Little Helen had already fallen into the Bianshui River, Wang Mumu had fallen to the bridge railing, and the little sea crow and the little puffin among the four seabirds flying above Wang Mumu's head each stretched out a thigh and stomped on Wang Mumu's shoulder viciously, making him deeply embedded in the stone railing. Hu Sanniang had also rushed to Wang Mumu's side.

At 4:48:20, the four seabirds had fallen into the Bianshui River.

At 4:48:21, the eight-band women's army on the bridge began to counterattack, shooting at the man.

At 4:50, 14 of the 24 men were killed and wounded, and 10 dragged 8 unresponsive women to swim close to the flower boat and overturned into the cabin.

At 4:51 a.m., little Helen took advantage of the man's hard work to drag them aboard the boat, gasping for breath, and tapped her fingers on the armor, and she used Morse to inform the other seven that I would now give you the numbers 1, 3, and 4...... 8, my champion husband is 1, I am 2, and the little puffin is 3...... 8。 Okay, now you all reply to me in turn, are you all still alive?

At 4:51, little Helen knew that everyone was still along, very happy, very complacent, thinking that at that time, my little Helen was a genius, and instantly thought of four words! My little Helen also instantly thought that our latest mecha can also resist the attack of chemical weapons, the shrimp shell bend of the head of our mecha has been made to be fully sealed after being pulled down, although it is designed for chemical weapons gas bombs, but the gas can be prevented, are you still afraid of water? So, I called at my champion husband and the birds of the four seas and pulled down the mask to prevent the draft! It's a pity that the two bands of women's army reacted three beats slower to Jiaozhi words, and after a while, they watched us pull down their masks, and they also did the same, that is, they drank a few more sips of Bianhe water, and they were idle, and asked them if there was a smell of Bianjing people's feces in the Bianhe water, and I heard that it was different from the West Lake water in Hangzhou, and the water smelled of garlic.

4:52 a.m.: Little Helen informs that now that the tongue is silent, everyone contacts Morse. It is estimated that the enemy will strike at my champion husband first, because she is tall and the most conspicuous. In response to the other party's assault that is mainly violent or obscene, I suggest the following countermeasures......

4:53 a.m.: The ten wet Liao Han took a breath and began to talk:

Tamarhan A: What's the deal with today's ticket? The customer made it very clear, and our scouts also saw it clearly, the other party should not be armed today, how could there be a bang bang some ghost firearm coming out, causing us to lose ten brothers.

Tao Ma Han B: yes, if I hadn't run fast, I would have to hate the Bianshui River.

Tramahan C: Old A, you see, I always think it's weird to see these people we brought in, and now they all have a mask on their faces, and they can't tell if they are men or women. However, judging from the body type, the big waves, the bee waist, *, the long legs, the thin neck, and the frankincense should all be female.

Tao Ma Han D: Hello woman, I was scared and busy all morning, brothers, try it, it is an appetizer and a buffet morning tea given to us by the customer, why are you still standing stupidly? Let's do it ourselves, strip and catch food!

Taomahan E: yes! Don't put your head on the waistband of your pants, and if you come back alive, don't be sorry for yourself, just treat yourself!

Tamahan F: Hey! Feed! The two of you are a little bit out of the picture, okay? You have moved the customer's goods now, if the customer is not satisfied with the acceptance, and the balance is not paid, we will not lose a lot? So, bear with it for a while, and when you have money, can't you buy joy anywhere? Dang Ye?

Tao Ma Han G: But let's take a look first, it's not a problem to feast your eyes, right?

Tao Ma Han H: Yes, let's feast our eyes, let's see enough first, and then ask them to dance the kind of dance that can make people ** nosebleeds, haha, it's really going to be a big feast for the eyes.

Tamarhan I: Then why are we still stunned? Do it!

Jomahan J: yes! Do it!

Tao Ma Han E: Well, let's take off their masks first, first see their faces, then kiss Fangze, and then hug Fangze, and continue to be a ......

Tamarhan F: Hey, slow! Slow! I have a question, we reconnoitred before the robbery, these people didn't have any weapons, but then somehow, bang, bang, we died. Could they have hidden their weapons somewhere, and we haven't noticed?

Jomahan J: yes! Be careful, or check again?

Tamhan E: You see, there are two things poking out of the back of the woman's hips, like the handle of a knife.

Taumahan G: But there's only the hilt, not the scabbard.

Tamhan I: Could it be that the scabbard is integrated into that armor?

Tao Ma Han H: Is there such a practice, don't you know if you pull it out?

Taomahan E: Huh? Can't pull it out?

Tao Mahan G: Do you turn it around and pull it out?

Taomahan I: Take a turn? Will there be such a design? Shouldn't the blade hurt itself?

Tamarhan H: Try it!

Tamarhan G: Huh? Still no! It seems that the two handles are ornaments.

Tamarhan F: Slow! Slow! Don't study that it's useless. Everybody! Now there are eight women lying on the ground, and there are ten of us, don't we say that we want to play, not enough points; Again, evidently there were tall and small and dark and white in those who lay on the ground. I don't understand it now, don't pick the fat and the thin to contradict each other, they are all brothers in life and death, it's not good. Why don't we draw lots first, and when these women haven't revealed the truth, everyone will book a seat first, and as for the brothers who can't draw the number, they will trouble go to the bow and stern of the boat to watch the wind, *, wait for the second spring, okay?

Tamarhan G: Alright! That's what we've done before, anyway.

Taomahan H: Let's draw lots......

5:12 a.m.: The wet ten Liao Mahans dragged the eight captives over one by one and arranged them in a circle, and let the two unsuccessful Mahans go to the bow and stern of the boat to watch the wind, and then, one-on-one, they want to enjoy life and enjoy life.

5:12:01: Little Helen quietly notified everyone with Morse, saying, if these stinky men come over, if they come to hug us, let them hug us, and then, listen to my orders, do it together, hug each other tightly with your backhand, and then discharge!

5:13 a.m.: Helen Jr. continues to supplement her battle plan with Morse, saying, it seems that the other side will want to see our faces first. So, will first touch our shrimp shell curve mask. If this is the case, then we will oppose the guest and the master, you will not push me down, you will not hold me tight; Then I'm going to push you down, I'm going to hug you, and then, discharge!

5:14: A set of Mahan took the lead in touching Hu Erniang's mask, who called her tall? Even the emperor of the people's toes was moved.

5:15 a.m.: The set of Mahan touching Hu Erniang's mask is talking to himself, huh? Can't get it open? What's going on with this thing?

5:16 a.m.: Eight sets of Mahan feel the same way, huh? Hey? Well? Well? The sound was endless, and the Mahan couldn't figure out how to open the shrimp shell bend.

5:17 a.m.: Little Helen observes through the hole in her eye that all eight sets of horsemen have been shot, and each of them is in a better position. So, he gently issued an action order: "!" ”

5:17~19: In the flower boat, little Helen said "!" Later, there was the first major counterattack in the world: the woman pounced on the man, the woman hugged the man, the woman the man, and the woman electrocuted the man; The woman is exerting, the man is getting out of force, the woman is dying, and the man is convulsing; The man lay in the woman's arms, and the woman did not let the man run; The woman's head was sweating profusely, and the man's face was pale; The men are gone, and the women are ......

Now, the new armor worn by the eight women is attached to an improved type of electric shock weapon, this electric shock weapon is also divided into multiple levels of use, and now the eight women start the electric shock to invert the model, that is, the use of high pressure to cause uncontrollable muscle contraction and stiffness, so that no matter how much pain tolerance or mental concentration of the victim will lead to physical weakness, loss of ability to resist, directly cause muscle control, collapse to the ground.

5:20 a.m.: Eight female mecha warriors end their counterattack on the eight steppe horses, and little Helen knocks heavily on the plank of the boat.

5:21:01: The two sets of Mahans watching the wind at the bow and stern of the boat have a lot of ideas, the eight pairs of men and women in the boat have become sullen today, why don't you sing the marching horn? Listen to the foot of the wall, there are some muffled humm——, hey——, huh——, hey——, alas! Have these women woken up? It's boring to do that when someone faints! Later, I must do it clearly, and I must appreciate the humiliating expression of the other party......

5:21:03: Now, the two sets of Mahan, who were looking out for the wind, heard the tapping of the ship's plank, and knew that it was the people in the boat calling us, changing the guard, who was so fast? *Ah, it's a disease, you have to treat it early! Early treatment of early sexual happiness, late treatment of late sexual happiness, no treatment of sexual happiness, treatment of sexual happiness every day!

5:22 a.m.: The two changing of the guard step into the cabin.

5:23 a.m.: Before the two changed the guard, Mahan had not yet figured out the situation, so he was eight to two, and was put down and electroparalyzed by eight mecha electric girls who had tasted the fruits of victory for the first time.

5:24 a.m.: Little Helen orders the four seabirds to strip the ten still faint Mahans, and then blindfold them and put them in handcuffs and thumb cuffs. And he took one of the garments they had taken off, and wredded them, and stuffed them in their ears and mouths.

At the end of the battle, the electric shock weapon attached to the new armor is really easy to use, which makes the five seas overjoyed, and this dual-purpose armor of our prince is really not blown. Practice has proved that when they receive this set of armor and receive training to use it, they just feel that it may be better and more intimate than the previous style, who knows, its biggest improvement is safer, more efficient, more humane, and more broad-spectrum. As an energy transfer weapon, it interferes with the human muscular nervous system by releasing high-voltage pulses on living targets, striking living targets with electrical energy, making the target lose its ability to resist or have its movement restricted for a short period of time. It is also controllable, and it can kill and scorch the opponent with one lethal move. It can also turn down energy and become a non-lethal weapon. As a non-lethal weapon, it is divided into four levels from light to heavy: one is to scare the other party so that they have an inexplicable fear of you and dare not continue to make mistakes; the second is to repel the other party, let it be afraid and flee from him; The third is to stun the other party and cause physiological reactions such as startles, local pain, spasms, etc., loss of direction, loss of balance and control of the body, and unbearable pain, thus losing the ability to resist. in order to capture the other party; Fourth, make the other party paralyzed, and don't interfere with your own work.

Little Helen knew that Harvard had also developed a more powerful and terrifying large-scale electric shock weapon, called "electric dart" and "lightning scare", she wanted to see the effect, Shen Qingzhi said to her, Little Red Flower No. 1, this is not an ordinary killing weapon, without the nod of the prince, we don't dare to play blindly, lightning scare, lightning scare, although it is a soft blow, but it can also scare people to death.......

Little Helen pulled Hu Erniang and said, Champion husband, if this "dart" has electricity, won't it become very special? This "electricity" has become a dart, isn't it possible to attack at will, and you don't have to hug others?

Hu Erniang replied, saying, Lord Princess, Xiaosheng is incompetent, I don't know why, please forgive me.

So, for several days, little Helen's dream words were like this: electric darts, lightning scared ......; Lightning scare, electric darts .......

Now, at 5:30 a.m., the battlefield is cleaned up, everything is stopped, and the eight women have a meeting.

Little Helen: Ladies and gentlemen, my little Helen Golden Diamond Princess is worth the trip, and I didn't waste my creativity on the stone bridge in vain. Now, it's time to finish the book in stages, and we're going to start the second part. This second part is to continue to trace the old nest of bandits? Or did the class teacher go back to the court to find the prince of Mumu?

Little Sea Dove: These stupid people who don't have long eyes actually came up with our idea, they really ate the gall of the bear's heart and leopard, why don't we go straight to the bandits' nest, expand the results, brilliant achievements, and have a great victory against robbery, just like the legendary Huxi sister's Rhode Island Campaign, everyone also went to earn some dowry ...... by the way.

Little Puffin: Hey, the little dove, who has no interest, how did you turn your good post-war summary into a smash and robbery to earn a dowry? Don't be cranky, go back early! Our little princess's plan is a matter of a flash of thought, and the prince and the third mother don't understand, they must be anxiously looking for us, I said, we should go back first!

Little Crow: Alas, I said, we are still quite dangerous today, that Liao man came to pull out the dagger gun of the champion Yuanlang, fortunately he is stupid enough, he can only pull stupidly, and will not twist it. Later, I thought about it, and it was our good luck, and he happened to be the opposite. Our dagger guns are all six-threaded, as long as you turn 60 degrees can be pulled out, and the left and right sides of the crotch are different from left to right, one clockwise, one counterclockwise, just like the cap nut of the wheel, this Liao people are just reversed, how dangerous.

Hu Erniang said: Princess, we may not always have good luck, let's contact the prince as soon as possible, don't let the prince worry.

Little Helen: Hey! I said my champion husband, it makes sense for others to be anxious, but it's unreasonable for you to be anxious, your princess and lady are sitting here in a dignified manner, don't be half-hearted. Your heart is where it is, it should be my place, I am here, don't think about other places, one heart and one place, it is easy to get along, one heart and two places, there is no benefit.

Hu Erniang: What did you say? It's all nonsense, I'm a waste concubine, a craftsman, a hard-working person, what is there to worry about your princess?

Little Helen: Hey! My champion husband, don't have a conscience, if I hadn't seen you dragged into the water by these Liaoren, would I have been dragged down by these bears? You still say that you won't always be lucky, aren't you lucky? In order to save you, my Golden Diamond Princess has gone out in person! Besides, I also have a deep friendship with our champion's husband! Life is different, death is the same hole, you are all thrown into the river, I can't sit on horseback! Hehe, I said, that moment, it's amazing, I think Zhuangyuanlang is like Liang Shanbo, I am like Zhu Yingtai, we don't look like we are throwing into the river, we are like Liang Zhuzhong's grave, plopping, but I can't turn into butterflies, and I'm about to turn into fish. Feed! Song Niangniang, the emperor's sister-in-law, the female champion, the eldest aunt, Hu Gongzi, the female concubine, Hu Erke, if the two of us fall into the river and drown, if the Sea Dragon King is willing to let us turn into butterflies, then we will turn into a male and a female? Or are both turned into females? Or if the Sea Dragon King refuses to let the two of us turn into butterflies, then it's not bad for us to turn into mermaids, but if both of us become mermaids, then we can't be husband and wife, we can only be sisters......

Hu Erniang: Oh, my princess! Who are the two of us, others don't know, don't we ourselves understand very well? Why did you take it seriously again for a while? True or false, it really can't bear you, and it makes people dizzy.

Little Helen: Ouch! My champion husband, the relationship between the two of us can be fake, but my feelings for you are real! Don't roll your eyes, I've thrown myself into the river for you, you don't seem to be very moved! Alas! I just can't get rid of my liking for you, it turns out that love will slowly increase in weight; I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark......

Hu Erniang: Little princess, spare me, now, the curtain has been grateful, you are so playful, don't time and place the characters stir a pot of porridge and mess with mandarin duck scores, blindly make up packages, daydream, mislead others and yourself, you, a big child, joke all day long, if this is spread by people who don't know the truth, you and I can't find a husband, you ......

Little Helen: Alas! You science students, you're all brainless! It's just that none of our liberal arts students can play......