Wang Mumu instructed his subordinates to take their places, and each of them to do their own business. Wang Mumu himself, as the protagonist and organizer of this wedding event, has a large area of diarrhea now, as the organizer, he should show his face, condolences and condolences, and have a little gesture.

Wang Mumu took the two queens and walked into the medical school, and the outpatient room was full of people and chaos, as if they were holding some kind of international summit, the south and the north, the east and west palaces, talking about the belly, eating, drinking, and lazing, all of which were about to become a teahouse shop. Several patients who are sympathetic to each other are talking about life and ideals because of.

Vladimirovich of Kievan Rus' said: "Life is like poop, no matter how you pull it, it is the same, but every time it is different." don't wait for me, be careful of trouble......"

Serbia's Stankovic responded: "Life is like poop, once it is washed away, it will not come back." This time we're here to ask for the truth, it's the right time, we can't miss the opportunity, the won't come again......"

Italy's Boccaccio said: "Life is like poop, sometimes it is very refreshing, sometimes it is tangled in the facial features!" But, no matter what, you'll never know what you're going to look like. Besides, no matter what type it is, no matter how beautiful it is, its essence is not the same......"

Uncle Ma of France sighed: "Life is like poop, often after working hard for a long time, only a few farts burst out." will also be accused of only firing empty cannons and not doing practical things. How can this be true, fart is the anger of life, how can there be a reason not to let go? ……”

Wang Mumu was about to go over to say hello and show his concern, this time the was unprecedented, so that everyone was tired of running around, and he was about to step forward, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw Hu Nan looking around, he should be looking for himself, and it seemed that there was something urgent, so he hurried over.

Hu Nanshang was out of breath and panted and reported: "Lord, the people of the Arab Empire have made trouble again, they say that their bladed legs were stolen by the Cochin delegation, and now they are about to go to the Cochin people to theorize!" It is said that the Arabs were very emotional, waving banners and carrying pots and pans with lids instead of gongs and cymbals, and I feared that they would fight......"

Wang Mumu and Hu Nan talked and walked, and after a while, they came to the southern city fort where the Jiaozhi people stayed. I saw a very strange international conflict that was going on across languages, nationalities, and beliefs.

On the side of the Arab Empire, there were ten people, and there were two translators, who were Hudong's two Arabic-speaking aunts, Ye Mi Er and Ye Naqin. The Arabs are quite smart, think about it is a quarrel, of course, the louder the better, the problem is that people are cochinese, and they don't understand Arabic, and they scold in vain, and they are justified and unreasonable, so they dragged the two leaves that they could find that understood Arabic, and they took care of it again and again, and they would fight each other, and they should have loud voices and high pitches, don't be afraid, they can't have trills, there is no love here, there is only passion here, and we must be a righteous fan, and we will use pots and pans to accompany us.

The people of Jiaozhi didn't know that there would be a flying disaster today, and it happened that after Li Daocheng swallowed five packets of activated carbon, his belly was no longer gurgling. Li Daocheng didn't believe Bai Suzhen's medical advice and medicine before eating his tongue, can eating pot ashes cure diarrhea? So, let's experiment with the light bulb and the tail, and let the two of them swallow it first.

The bulb and the tail didn't know, and they were nervous for a while, and they thought that the matter of the Flying Immortal Soup happened in the east window, and the general of the national division ate boogers, and he absolutely needed to keep it secret, so he was going to kill people and eliminate the two Tang commanders. Therefore, I refuse to eat this kind of black charcoal powder no matter what. The two bigwigs surnamed Li are not polite to you, and order their subordinates to be forced. When each person has five packs of pots, the light bulb and the tail can be incorporated into the Black Cat Corps, except for the whites of her eyes, the two of them are white, and their two heads are two big briquettes, and the black Gu Longdong's has become two black holes in the hall.

Good medicine is bitter, and strong medicine is good for disease. The ash at the bottom of the pot is a kind of activated carbon, which has a good astringent effect, after eliminating the misunderstanding, after the curative effect came out, Li Daocheng was looking for some suitable words to theorize with Wang Mumu and ask for some compensation. We are foreign guests, why are you so hasty? Do you understand food safety? This, I'm out of reflex, I'm out of stock now, I've cleared the warehouse, but the warehouse door can't be closed tightly, it has been habitually shrinking and expanding, and I don't listen to orders at all. Alas, though there is no desire, as always; The feces can't be pulled, it's pulling the large intestine. I'm miserable, I've prolapsed, hey! Light bulb, I'll talk to you, your men's chastity belt will lend me a few days, and let me cure my prolapse......

Light bulb and tail, you look at me, I look at you, I am angry, eat so much ash at the bottom of the pot, so that the two of us are black belly and black face, don't pull down any sequelae, don't give birth to a baby in the future is also black heart, black lungs and black belly, Jinhua is black at both ends, and coal is black and jade.

The light bulb saw the opportunity to fight back: "Master Guoshi, the little woman is a woman, where are the men's supplies?" ”

Li Daocheng is angry, you two have really become bad, telling lies to your face, and just about to attack, the doorman came to report, saying that the people from the Arab Empire came to the door, and they were very angry, I don't know why, although they didn't dance knives and guns, but they were also dragging sticks and carrying red bricks, and they were going to smash and shoot people, and they were fierce and scared.

Li Daocheng doesn't understand, we can't get together with those Arabs, we are in Southeast Asia, they are in Arabia, how can they think of coming to us for trouble? Anyway, let's go out and have a look and figure out the situation.

Now, the Arabs blocking the gate of the southern urban fort where the Cochin people are staying are angry and furious. They reluctantly broke the face and pretended to be a blade leg, but they still spent a lot of money, baby, and they want to go back to China to show off, how can they be stolen by your Jiaozhi people? This is an opportunity for the second half of their lives to regain glory because of misfortune, they think, how difficult it is for us, thousands of miles away, floating across the ocean, broken arms and missing legs, not only do you not sympathize, but also steal a part of our body, is it bearable? What's intolerable? Therefore, the six direct victims pulled a banner at the entrance of the community, and Sino-Arab cooperation wrote bloodily in Chinese, Jiaozhi, and Arabic: "Lack of morality and Jiaozhi thief, return my blade legs, if you want to deny it, beat you bastard!" ”

The six Arabs who were missing legs also took off their eleven wooden artificial legs, sat in front of the gate of the southern city fort, knocked on the pots and pans, and waved the broken legs in their hands, four women wept bitterly, and two men were extremely vicious, looking pitiful, terrible, and terrible, and shouting in their mouths, mixing and matching male and female voices, one after another, two voices, six voices: "Jiaozhi people!" Not people! Steal my legs! Bastard! ……”

Four of the ten Arabs with intact legs: the princess of Babylon, the horseman, and two of her men, the night spider and the bare-plate scorpion, stood silent. Because they are very entangled in their hearts. So, what are they struggling with?

Early this morning, the Princess of Babylon received an anonymous letter, to be precise, an anonymous postcard. The postcard reads: Your bladed legs were stolen by the Jiaozhi people, and are now hidden in the rose bushes behind the first gazebo at the entrance gate of the southern urban fort where the Jiaozhi people stayed, and I swear in the name of Allah that I will not make false statements, it is true! But you have to act in time, otherwise you can't blame me if they move! ……

At that time, the princess of Babylon wanted to ignore it, thinking that it was just a prank, just a joke. Why? Hehe, because, the eleven bladed legs stolen by the Arabs were not stolen by others, but were hidden by the princess of Babylon herself, and after she hid them, the thief called the thief to report the case to the wedding host. Her purpose is as analyzed by the flower fairy, firstly, so that she can get out of the case of burning her ass that has just made a fool of herself, so that she can divert the public's attention and make people don't care about their butts and legs; the second is to be able to straighten out the good of the chapter, and then ask for a few days in the flow; The third is to give an objective reason to replace the blade leg with a simulated leg at the masquerade ball. However, this thief called the thief's plan to catch the thief, and his superior, BMW, also knew about BMW's two subordinates, the night spider and the light plate scorpion, and the others were kept in the dark.

Now, an inexplicable anonymous letter has arrived, and in fact we have not stolen the blade leg, but it is ridiculous that this whistleblower actually knows that we have not stolen something that has been stolen and hidden somewhere, what is this called! What's even more odious is that this anonymous letter is a postcard, when it was transferred from the concierge to his own hands, Land Rover and Jaguar had already seen it, and the two of them were frustrated by the theft of their proud blade legs, and they were about to look for it but had no direction, and now they know that it is on the side of the cochin people, how can they not find the door?

The princess of Babylon and BMW couldn't tell a reason to stop them from looking for their legs, so they could only let Land Rover and Jaguar, follow the six people who were suffering from the same disease and lacked legs and eyes, thinking, take one step at a time, it's really daylight today, and I don't know how many ghosts I will meet.

Li Daocheng was very depressed, really, I can ask for anything, how could I ask you for a few broken legs! But looking at these Arabs who insisted that the Jiaozhi people were thieves, they were very angry and shouted loudly: "What a fuss! Do you have any evidence that your blade legs are with us? As the saying goes, catch thieves and catch stolen goods, catch traitors and catch doubles, and so on come here for no reason to splash dirt, frame the loyal and good, provoke international disputes, and intend to act? Zinianer and others are all disabled, and they want me to go to the national teacher, and they don't have the same knowledge as people with incomplete limbs like you, so why don't you retreat quickly? Otherwise, the stick will be beaten! ”

The princess of Babylon has tended to anonymously believe that it is a prank, what are you doing, I hid those 11 bladed legs well, how could I be here?

BMW's thoughts are similar to those of Princess Babylon, but she feels that the Arab Empire and the country of Jiaozhi have no grievances in the past, no enmity today, and are thousands of miles away, so the person who wrote the anonymous letter has no reason to provoke conflicts between us! However, it is true that our bladed leg is not lost, and our theft report is a false report. So, thinking about it this way, the person who wrote the anonymous letter did have ulterior motives, so what is this person's intentions? I don't understand! However, we must look for it, although it will definitely not gain anything, but if we make such a mess, we will pester the Jiaozhi people, and we will have endless reasons to continue to steal scientific and technological information and military intelligence here. So, thinking of this, BMW glanced at his two well-legged night spiders and bare plate scorpions, and asked them to turn over the places mentioned in the anonymous letter, although this must be useless, but it will not work if they don't turn over, and their six legless subordinates will not easily retreat until they are exhausted.

The night spider and the light plate scorpion had already searched the first gazebo after entering the community gate of the Southern Metropolis Fort with their eyes, and now the master came over with a look, and the two of them moved like rabbits, "Whoosh!" Sou! The Jiaozhi people have not yet reacted, and the Jiaozhi people are still only positioning this international dispute at the level of only talking but not moving.

The night spider and the scorpion scurried to the rose bushes behind the gazebo, turning over and over. The Jiaozhi people just wanted to stop drinking, don't hurt our flowers and plants, but the two of them had already dragged a small cloth bag out of the rose bush and tied it tightly with a rope. When I opened it, there were two blade legs inside!

Everyone present was dumbfounded, and Li Daocheng thought, we really haven't arranged for anyone to steal the blade leg! What's going on? Where did this blade leg come from?

Li Changjie was also dumbfounded, Li Changjie thought, I didn't know that there was an arrangement to steal the blade legs, could it be that the national teacher has another set of action teams? Hmph, engage in conspiracy and trickery, and don't tell me, it's really not a thing!

The princess of Babylon was also dumbfounded, she thought, isn't this out of nowhere? I hid our blade legs, I went out just now and took a special look, no one has moved, what's going on? Is this blade leg ours?

BMW's mood is the same as that of Princess Babylon, but shock is shock, dumbfounded is dumbfounded, and the matter has come to this, at least in front of us, we can only climb along the pole.

The six Arabs who had broken their legs were overjoyed, and they were overjoyed to see that their beloved treasure, who had been missing for many days, had lost their bladed legs. didn't wait for himself to put on the wooden leg he had just taken off, so he stumbled and crawled to grab the blade leg. That's when a question arises. It's that we're missing eleven legs, and here are only two, so where are the other nine? Six disabled Arab people immediately surrounded Li Daocheng. These people thought, our legs are not good, but our hands are very good, so the six of them made one hand and grabbed Li Daocheng's left thigh, left calf, right thigh, right calf, third leg, and two eggs respectively! The other hand of the six people stretched out in unison, and they shouted in unison, "Bring it!" ”

Li Daocheng, who had been hijacked and couldn't move, fainted a little, and asked incoherently, "Take it?" What to take? ”

The six of them tugged at the possession in their hands, and confirmed that everything was still under their control, so they had no fear, and persistently shouted, "Legs! And nine legs! ”