Ye Mi Die and Ye Naqin, who have been watching the game from the sidelines, first did not distinguish between right and wrong, and were not sure of the situation, and then saw that the water fell and the flowers fell out, and felt that the trend of the market was already very clear, we don't have to wait and see and pretend to be stupid, follow the dealer, and beat the water dogs. So, they twisted their waists and turned from the back row to the front desk.

Ye Mi Er walked up to Li Daocheng, clasped his hands together, bowed slightly, and said: "Yer Hamukumullah, may the Lord have mercy on you, O national teacher, don't take the good for the small, don't take the evil for the small, the thief for a needle, the thief for a pot of gold, the greed is boundless, although it is easy to get, but at the same time, you have lost your personality!" National teacher, you are a sound person, why do you want those bladed legs? Perhaps, you have had some vices of petty theft since you were a child, and when you were a teenager, you fell in love with that feeling, that pleasure of not getting something for nothing, and you never tired of it, even those things or money or women that you do not lack, you still do not steal and steal comfort. National teacher, for the sake of your eldest cousin, the stepmother of Little Helen, the good sister of the queen of Hudong, I advise you, stay away from that distorted feeling. Stealing is not only the depravity of behavior, but also the burial of the soul! Let yourself be an innocent free man. Do not stretch out your hand, and if you stretch out your hand, you will be caught. If you don't want people to know, you can't ...... unless you do."

Ye Fu Naqin also helped: "Master Guoshi, you don't need those blade legs, you can return them all to the Arabs." As the saying goes, if you borrow something, you have to pay it back, and if you steal something, you have to pay for it. As for the issue of reparations between you and the Arab Empire, it's easy to discuss, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, let me help you talk about it, and let the Arabs give you a discount? More deals? ……”

Li Daocheng is angry, you two stinky women, you seem to be helping me, but you are actually sitting on me, what luck did I hand over today? Mixed feelings, beyond words. In a verbal battle, how could an old man fight two familiar people, so after holding back for a long time, he only spit out three words: "I didn't steal!" ”

Ye Mi is dead, why are you so ignorant? I'm here to help you! The Arabs really want to fight with you, you are a thin old man, you can't stand it at all, you still think that peace is precious: "Alas! National teacher, I really don't understand, you are a national teacher, rich and powerful, why do you want to be a thief? You can steal by trickery, you can buy and sell, you can bargain, you can pull up the shipment, and you can even be a thief. Alas, aren't you a bit psychologically twisted? Do you think you're strong-willed right now, and that's because too many people have hurt you? Do you think you're wise now, but that's because too many people have deceived you? Wake up, when you let go of your thief's heart, when will you be free of troubles. You are suffering because you are chasing the wrong things. It's not so much that others make you miserable, it's that your own cultivation is not enough......"

Ye Fu Naqin thought, this Ye Fan died, the thief is now, what kind of political class are you taking? It's better for me to be practical: "Master Guoshi, if you have become a thief and can't abandon the greed you have harbored for decades, it is better to ——, like this, bad habits must be changed little by little, and find ways to change, this is called psychological counseling." I just observed that there are two black-headed demons standing behind you, you can let them participate and cooperate. It can be like this: if you like to steal things, you use them as blackhead acne cream; If you like to evade taxes, you will secretly sleep next to them at night; If you like cheating, you wash them clean; If you like to steal men, you can call them men and women; If you like to steal incense and jade, you can let them both have a banana in their mouths and a big piece of meat in their crotch; If you like to smuggle out of the country, you tell me when you steal, and I will set up the sky full of 'stars' for you to appear; if you like to steal chickens and touch dogs, you can ask them to dress up as a black-headed chicken and a black-headed dog and sleep on either side of you; If you're still into poaching, you can quietly shoot the two guys in the ass dressed as chickens and dogs......"

Ye Fu Naqin is still playing, this bulb and tail are not dry, what are you doing? We didn't offend you, why do you want to make us two restless? Also appeared on camera for advertising? Selling blackhead cream? The two of them are the most annoying to look down on themselves, so for the sake of self-esteem, she is opposed to Ye Naqin, she wants to be right, she stepped forward and said sternly: "Oh, this Aunt Ye family is invited, you say that the national teacher of our Jiaozhi country is a thief?" Perhaps, he had petty theft in his previous life, but in this life, he will never come to steal your blade legs. You don't believe it? So, let me tell you a story that everyone knows in Cochin:

There was a thief who was being chased, and he ran into an alley and jumped into an old house. The old house is big, quiet and desolate. Just as he was wondering where to hide, a weak voice sounded behind him: 'Who are you?' Who are you looking for?'

The thief was startled, turned around and saw a girl staring at him with big eyes and asking!.

'Bang! Bang! Bang! ......'There was a sharp knock on the door outside the courtyard, and the thief's face turned white with fright.

The girl grabbed the thief's hand, pulled him to the door, opened it, and a group of policemen broke in.

'Did you see a thief coming in?' The police asked very sternly.

'Nope! "My boyfriend and I have been in the yard all the time, and we haven't seen any thieves!" The girl looked innocent.

The policeman at the head looked at the girl carefully and saw that she did not look like she was lying. But his eyes were fixed on the thief: 'He's your boyfriend?'

'Is that still false?' The girl said, leaning her body against the thief.

The policemen didn't see anything unusual, so they all left.

'You, why are you helping me?' The thief knew that the girl must have known that he was the thief they were looking for.

You must have your own troubles, and no one was born to be a thief. “

Someone would defend the thief, and the thief couldn't help but look at the girl carefully again, to see that she was not like a person with a brain problem.

Just sit a little longer, they probably haven't gone far. The girl invited him to sit a little longer.

'You're here alone?'

'Yes, my family is not here, this house was left by my grandfather. The girl said sadly, 'I am not in good health and rarely go out, can you always come and accompany me?'

'Okay. The thief hesitated and agreed.

In the days to come, the thief went to the old house to accompany the girl when he had nothing to do. He later learned that she was suffering from uremia, although it was an early stage, but it was a frightening terminal illness! In this regard, all he can do is find time to spend with her, tell her about the outside world, and distract her. In this way, the appearance of the thief makes the girl's black and white world colorful, and she also looks forward to his appearance every day.

On Valentine's Day this year, the thief appeared in front of the girl with a bouquet of roses and courted her. Although she knew that he had never stolen anything after that day, she was terminally ill, how could she accept his love?

Later, every year on Valentine's Day, the thief would bring a bouquet of roses to court.

The days passed, and the thief lost weight day by day.

One day, the thief was pleasantly surprised to tell the girl that she was saved! Not only did he find a kidney for her, but he also hired a professor from Harvard Medical School to operate for her!

On the eve of Valentine's Day this year, preparations for kidney replacement surgery were ready. Only then did the girl know that she was going to replace the thief's kidney. He lost weight so quickly because he not only had to sell blood every day, but also had to do a lot of heavy work in order to make up for her surgery as soon as possible.

The kidney replacement operation was very successful, and the girl's body accepted the thief's kidney, but the thief was too weak to get off the operating table.

In the future, every year on Valentine's Day, there will be a bouquet of roses in front of the thief's grave with a note attached: Love your wife forever!

I said, Aunt Ye, do you know? Who is the national teacher of our Jiaozhi country? He's the girl's baby! Men and women cry, you don't react? So, you don't know how stupid you are, think about it, anyone can be a thief, and that girl's baby, the thief's widow, he can't be a thief anymore no matter what, understand? Foolish!

Oh, I'll add again, in other words, the thief who was missing a kidney, on the operating table, swaying, swaying out of his body, was detained by the bull head and horse face to the eighteenth layer of hell, the king of Yama looked at the thief's resume, he didn't know what uremia was, because his wife also had poor appetite, nausea, insomnia, irritability, vomiting, diarrhea, ammonia smell in the mouth, gums often inflamed and other unknown symptoms, he asked the thief. The thief also gave the accumulation of caring for the girl's condition one by one. As a result, Lord Yama waved his pen and said, "Stealing a child, you move the heavens and the earth, you have attained the Tao, your avenue has been completed, you go back to the yang world, you will be reincarnated in the belly of that girl, and after you are born, you will be called 'Daocheng'!" Later, the royal family of Jiaozhi got the thief who was pardoned by the prince of Yama, and the thief was really: everyone saw Jin Yu from far and near, and secretly dedicated the national teacher to the year before last. Now, do you understand the ins and outs? Foolish! The mud door plum smells the flowers, and the mud door is not as good as us; I don't know what happened, who is the national teacher?! ”

Li Daocheng on the side has been listening to the light bulb telling stories, listening, listening, moving! I was choked up. However, when the pen turned, how did it come to my head? How did I become a posthumous child? My dad was still studying with me a few days ago whether Sima Guang had ever smashed the cylinder! My mom has never had any uremia! Hmph, that's nonsense! You think, this Harvard University has only been established for a few years? In my mother's girlhood, Wang Mumu hadn't been born yet, and the whole one was just a mess of time and space, just a blind break! However, the light bulb is a trick that can remove the suspicion of my blade leg thief, and it is not bad, after all, it is not suspected that it is frost on the ground, it is not suspected that it is an old man, and it is not suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days. This is suspected to be a thief, even if it is only suspected, it is quite annoying. Therefore, Li Daocheng looked at Li Changjie and thought, old man, help!

Li Changjie met Li Daocheng's eyes for help, and thought, the eldest husband does things alone, you don't consult me when you steal, you are caught, and you want me to help you pay off the stolen goods? Alas, the iron has to be its own, so why bother in the first place? What can I do? I'm just a deputy head of the regiment; You're just a deputy head of the regiment. Oh, what are you doing, the sky is falling from a high top. I said, "Someone! Hurry up and invite the head of our Jiaozhi wedding group, Princess Jin Diamond, to drive -

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao has not yet arrived, and at this time, the six Arabs sitting on the ground and controlling Li Daocheng can't wait.

Jaguar got impatient and exclaimed, "Hey! Feed! Feed! The younger generation of the thief still has nine legs, can you hand it over or not? ”

Land Rover pried the edge and said: "Leopard, this old man is very stubborn, he refuses to admit his guilt, why don't we give him some means with the four sisters?" ”

Jaguar responded: "Yes, but we want to attack martial arts, set up a cultural stage, sing with palms, two-legged frogs, you come first!" ”

The two-legged frog responded, twisting Li Daocheng's thigh with his hand, and pretending to be Sven on the other: "Stealing a child becomes a big coward, and smoke and dust are everywhere." The rose hides the blade, and the thief is seen here. The demon star pierced through, and the ghost cried heart. Twist you and twist you, black green is all over your ......"

Li Daocheng complained bitterly: "Ouch! Oh my legs! ”

The white earthworm was connected, and she pinched Li Daocheng's leg and stomach with her nails, and shook her head at the same time: "Stealing legs is only old for you, whether you can recruit or not." If you want to go freely in a hurry, quickly hand over the blade. If you don't hand it over, you'll be cut off with a thousand ......."

Li Daocheng cramped in pain: "Ouch! Oh my god! ”

The soft gecko is the one holding the third leg, the Arab is not Chinese, and he has not read Kong Xian's book, so he holds the outline, *, and poetically twists the misery: "Steal B to make an article, steal to eat flying soup." A strip of ancient ginseng, ready-made marshmallow......"

Li Daocheng couldn't help but show something, so he was ashamed and angry: "Ouch! Oh my grandmother! ”

Spicy crab is the one who controls the double yolk egg, she keeps spinning these two Baoding balls like an old man playing iron eggs for fitness, she is both civil and military, she is working, while chanting poetry: "Two pearls in the palm, sad and helpless." was controlled by others, and the national teacher became a pig. You steal my feet, and you don't say it. Twist and stir, pinch and pinch again. Don't scream when the egg hurts, it makes people laugh when it hurts......"

Li Daocheng has been damaged to the point of almost collapse and almost gaffe: "Ouch! Spare me! Oh my mother's grandmother! Spare me! My grandmother's mother! Spare me! My father-in-law's sister-in-law! Spare me! My ancestor's grandfather! ……”

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