Chapter 152 Brother Li, you cheat me
"Uncle Shi, okay"
"Well, I can't die yet, why do you have time to come to me?"
"Isn't this idle, come and see your old man, by the way, what happened before, I misunderstood my uncle, don't you mind"
"You know?"
"Well, Your Majesty has analyzed it for me, I was reckless in this matter, and the foundation of the Daomen almost ruined me, I'm afraid to think about it."
The old Taoist waved his hand, "That's not it, the Daomen has been inherited for many years, how can I say that it is gone, it's just that Uncle Shi is old, and he no longer has the momentum of his youth, otherwise this time, I have to help if I say anything."
"Uncle Shi, look at what you said, if you weren't in charge and involved the other six hopes, I wouldn't have been able to defeat the Lu family so easily."
"Hehe, when your mouth rises, you will compliment people, okay, don't slap my ass, you, this time you can be regarded as beating the master to death, by the way, Uncle Shi is very curious, how did you bring down the Lu family, you must know that the Lu family's local prestige in Fanyang is not ordinary"
The peddler pouted, "That is, prestige is water, the Lu family is a boat, water can carry a boat, it can also overturn a boat, the wind and waves were calm before, the Lu family was smooth sailing, wait for me to turn this pool of water upside down, the Lu family's boat is not said to be overturned"
The old man nodded, "Dabao's speech is becoming more and more connotative, well, yes, you can understand that water can carry a boat and also overturn a boat, which proves that you haven't read less books recently, by the way, can you tell me how you pulled the hearts of the people of Fanyang to your side?" ”
"Oh, I brought the Jade Emperor here"
"Poof" is not only Old Daoist Wang, but several Taoist priests accompanying him are all spurting out a mouthful of old blood for a long time, "cough cough" Old Daoist Wang almost coughed out his lungs, "Dabao, are you kidding, did you really invite the Jade Emperor?" ”
"That's not it, the Jade Emperor himself didn't come, I just pretended to be in his name and asked the Jade Emperor to splash all the dirty water on the Lu family for me, and the people saw that the Jade Emperor said that the Lu family did it, so does the Lu family still have a way to live?"
The Taoist priests entered a petrified state, "Dabao, can you let us also see the Jade Emperor?" ”
"Okay, what's not going to work then, you can wait" As he spoke, he took out the notebook with the video, put it on the table next to the old Taoist, and clicked play.
"Report, there is Niu Dabao, the master of the Tang Dynasty in the Nether Realm, and he is willing to exchange his life for a chance to ask the Jade Emperor to decide the case..."When the video was played, the Taoist priests stared at the screen intently, concentrating, and did not dare to come out at all, for fear of offending the immortals!
After the video was played, the vendor closed the computer and said, "Now I understand why the Lu family fell so quickly."
Several Taoist priests were silent, looking at each other, and finally Senior Brother Wang Xingzong spoke, "Dabao, is this thing fake?" ”
"That's right, the fake can't be fake, hehe, I just bullied the Lu family and didn't know anything, who let them bully me first It's not good to have a good brain"
"Poof" The Taoist priests couldn't hold back any longer, Nima, you still know that your brain is not enough, but after laughing, everyone couldn't help but be shocked, fortunately, they didn't match this goods, otherwise, they would rely on the hand of the Lu family, and whoever jumped into the Yellow River would not be able to wash it clean!
This is not bragging, someone said it, isn't it just a movie, how can it be so magical, everyone thinks about whether you learned TV characters to shout when you were a child: Eat me a move, descend the dragon eighteen palms... What's even more powerful is where did we get our images of Nan Batian, Li Yuhe, Xiaobing Zhang Ga and others? This is true of modern people, let alone ancient times!
The old Taoist chief sighed, "Amazing, the Lu family fell into the hands of Dabao, don't lose it, a few of you remember, this matter must not be publicized, so as not to cause trouble, you know?" ”
Several Taoist priests bowed their hands to the old man, "Disciple remember"
"Well, that's good, by the way, since Fan Yang's affairs are settled, Xingzong, Dabao, you hurry up and arrange it, the Daomen has suffered a little twists and turns before, and now it's okay, we have to preach vigorously, we can't let the people burn incense and can't find the door"
"Uncle Shi, don't worry, this matter is on my senior brother"
Wang Xingzong almost died of anger, he promised so neatly, and thought that you were on it yourself, "Then what are you doing?" ”
"I, I'll help you make money, how can I make money when I open the court, am I easy, I, all the money I earn is given to you, the "poor road", and now I don't even have a house," said the peddler, pretending to wipe away the tears that didn't exist!
"Okay, don't be obedient, since that's the case, then you are responsible for paying the money, Xingzong, you are responsible for contacting Taoist friends, see who is willing to preach to Fan Yang, support it strongly, anyway, your junior brother will give money"
"Yes" Wang Xingzong agreed, and then looked at the hawker like a fat pig, which means that the hawker understands!
Early the next morning, the hawker drove the car, to Chang'an outside the city to see off Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng's face is still relatively large, basically should come are here, a team of soldiers and horses, in the words of the poet: chariots, horses Xiao Xiao, pedestrian bows and arrows at the waist. The grandmother and wife sent each other off, and the dust did not see the Xianyang Bridge.
Of course, Datang at this time is still very capable of fighting, and Lao Cheng is only dealing with some savages this time, so there is no scene where he stops crying and crying!
Li Er will be holding a glass of wine to salute Lao Cheng, "Zhijie, the road is difficult and dangerous, and the fangs are rampant, you must teach them a hard lesson for me, the earth-shaking thunder is given to you, and in Dabao's words, it is to teach them to be people in minutes, understand?" ”
?“ Zhijie understands, Your Majesty stays"
?“ Well, go ahead, hey, Dabao is here too."
Lao Cheng threw the wine glass to the ground, startling the hawker, and thought it was dripping, but later learned that it was a courtesy, "I'll go, do you have to waste a wine glass before leaving?" ”
?“ Haha, it's just a wine glass, right Dabao, with mahjong? Send me a few, I brought a pair, I'm afraid that there won't be enough space"
Li Er glared at Lao Cheng with his eyes, and the peddler said, "Are you going to fight or play mahjong?" ”
?“ How boring it is to fight, either you kill me, or I kill you, it's boring, bring a few more pairs of mahjong, you can still rub two laps after killing people, can you combine work and rest?"
The hawker was speechless, and there was no reason to talk about this kind of old fritters, so he handed Lao Cheng a few pairs of mahjong, "Okay, I have to give money when I come back."
Lao Cheng was overjoyed to take the mahjong and handed it to his subordinates, his subordinates looked at Li Er beside him with soliciting eyes, Li Er waved his hand helplessly, and his subordinates took it this time.
After giving mahjong, the hawker took out a sack of chili peppers, "Shuzhong is cold, eat more chili peppers if you have nothing to do, you can increase the taste while driving away the cold, don't treat the soldiers badly"
Lao Cheng was not polite at all, and snatched it directly, Li Er nodded, "Dabao finally did something real"
?“ It's like I've been not doing real things, it's okay Lao Cheng, let's go, remember, but you have to come back alive, without you, it's like a snow fool without a husky, it always feels a little awkward"
Lao Cheng set off with a question mark on his head, and Li Er walked side by side with the hawker, "Dabao, accompany me to the palace in a while."
The peddler covered his crotch and said, "I'll go, I'm not clean."
Li Er spat on the ground, "You think I don't want you, it's not me looking for you, it's your sister-in-law looking for you something."
?“ She's looking for something wrong with me, I haven't done anything bad lately."
Li Er's face looked to the side, and the vendor noticed that Li Er's side face was red as if he had been burned, "I didn't go back to the palace yesterday, your sister-in-law knows, he didn't say anything about me, but I guess I asked you to interrogate about it."
The hawker shook Li Er vigorously, "Brother Li, you pit me" (to be continued.) )