Chapter 153 The King of Fruits
The peddler accompanied Li Er into the palace with a helpless face, and before he arrived at the eldest grandson's bedroom, Li Er ran away, "That, Dabao, I suddenly remembered that there are a few excerpts that have not been approved, so I won't accompany you, you can go by yourself"
After saying that, the shadow of the run was gone, and the hawker put his middle finger at Li Er's disappearance, and the eunuch who followed him twisted his face and smiled secretly!
When I arrived at the place where the eldest grandson lived, I saw the eldest grandson lying lazily on a chaise longue, and the vendor hurriedly smiled like a dog, "Oh, sister-in-law is living a comfortable life."
The eldest grandson pinched a grape from the plate next to him and put it in his mouth, "Can you not be idle, there are many beautiful women around Your Majesty every day, I, old man, am abandoned"
"Sister-in-law, look at what you said, you are in the prime of life, where are you old, who wants to say that you are old, you tell me, I will help you beat him"
"Hmph, it's a nice thing to say, let's talk about it, as soon as you came back from Fan Yang, you took Your Majesty out of the palace and didn't return all night, what is the so-called matter?"
Uh, that's really the case, why do you say this woman's mind is so delicate, I thought it was seamless, but it turned out that all Chang'an knew about it.
"What's that," the vendor pinched his fingers and made an innocent gesture, "I just brought a beautiful woman from Fan Yang"
The eldest grandson pouted, "It's just a beauty, forget it, I don't plan to pursue it, anyway, it doesn't matter if there is one more or one less in the palace, I just want to know who you are bringing, don't be from the wrong way, there can't be any messy women around Your Majesty"
"That's, that's, Your Majesty's dragon body is expensive, how can I bring back the messy people, I brought the daughter of the old Lu family, Lu Yurong"
"Oh" I heard that it was the daughter of the Qiwang family, and the eldest grandson also came to gossip, "Yes, isn't it beautiful?" After speaking, the eldest grandson laughed at himself, "It's not beautiful, I guess you don't dare to give it to Erlang, by the way, why don't you just take people to the palace?" ”
The peddler didn't speak, and the eldest grandson answered the question himself, "Are you afraid that the Lu family will have any troubles before they are sent well?" ”
"Well, in addition to this, I'm afraid that if Nizi is favored, blowing the wind in his ears by His Majesty's side, it will be bad for me, after all, there is a feud between us"
The eldest grandson snorted coldly, "Look at your little family, a woman is also afraid of being like this, forget it, after this turmoil has passed, see what Your Majesty thinks, if you like it, you will receive it in the palace, it is not a matter to be outside all day, if you don't like it, you can secretly send it away, and from now on, you will not be able to make trouble again."
"Yes, yes, what my sister-in-law said makes sense, just by your orders"
"Look at your discoloration, okay, don't talk about this, by the way, I seem to feel pregnant again recently, my body is very tired, you can get me something delicious"
"Oh, congratulations sister-in-law, it is estimated that this time it is a little prince again, by the way, a few months before pregnancy, you need to supplement some DHA, so that the child born is smart"
The eldest grandson's eyes lit up when he heard this, "What you said is true?" Supplementing with that DHA gives birth to children really smart? ”
"Well, that's what the expert said, I haven't given birth, I don't know the specific situation, but it's better to make up a little than not to make up."
"That's right, okay, you go get some for me, I'm tired, let's sleep for a while"
"Then sister-in-law, you rest first, and when you wake up, things will come" Sure enough, after the eldest grandson woke up, he found a lot of things in the house, all kinds of fruits, and a few white boxes, maybe it was DHA, but how to use it!
As soon as I thought that someone was going to call the hawker, I heard movement in the yard, and when I got up to look, it turned out that the vendor had not left and was playing with Li Chengqian in the yard.
Li Chengqian will ride on a slightly smaller mountain bike, the hawker helps hold the tail, and the two of them are sweating profusely, "National teacher, you let go, I'll try it myself"
"Okay, attention, I lost it"
Li Chengqian nodded, and as soon as the peddler let go, Li Chengqian rode the car out crookedly, and fell to the ground with a bang before he went out of twenty meters.
The hawker held his waist and smiled, the eunuch hurriedly went over to help, Li Chengqian waved his hand, "No, I'll come by myself, I won't believe it, I can't subdue a bicycle"
The hawker nodded at the little guy, "Yes, a manly man should be like this, as long as he doesn't die, he will fall to death"
The eldest grandson was about to praise the vendor for being able to speak, and after the second half of the sentence came out, the eldest grandson almost died of anger, "Dabao, come here"
"Yo, sister-in-law woke up"
"Well, how do you use that DHA you bring?"
The vendor picked up the box on the table, opened it and poured out a pill, "Here, this thing is called Jin Aocong, just one pill a day"
The eldest grandson took a grain first, and then put the cup down, "Well, it feels good"
I don't know how I felt when I just ate it, "Come, sister-in-law, you eat another fruit, I was afraid that you couldn't stand this thing before, so I didn't dare to bring it, but now you are pregnant, this thing is rich in business, and it's good for the child to eat more."
"Oh, what kind of fruit, and what else you don't dare to bring?"
The vendor brought over an ugly fruit full of prickly pimples, and found a guy to pry it open, and the eldest grandson was almost scared to death when he saw the hawker's posture of opening the fruit, is this necessary?
When the durian was opened, the vendor coughed twice and almost died of smoke, but the eldest grandson closed his eyes and intoxicated and inhaled "It's so fragrant"
"Hmm" The vendor almost didn't throw up, covering his nose, "Sister-in-law, you can eat it yourself, I can't stand it"
Li Chengqian was tired of playing, threw the car aside, ran to the house, and was also choked by the smell "It's not good, it's murderous"
The peddler slapped his head, "What nonsense, that's fruit, don't you see your mother eating it happily?"
"Oh, but it's too rushing."
"What smell is too rushing" Li Er felt that the time was up, for fear that the peddler would die in the Changsun Palace, so he came to see the results, and just heard Li Chengqian's words.
Li Chengqian saw that it was Li Er, and came over and pulled his sleeve, "Aya, Aya, the national teacher asked the queen mother to eat night incense."
Fortunately, Li Chengqian is the crown prince and knows how to depict crude things in civilized language, but Li Er also knows it, and he was stunned in his heart at that time: What, the eldest grandson is eating Xiang?
Immediately not calm, walked quickly to the house, and saw the eldest grandson holding a fruit that he had never seen before, Zhenghuan, this time his heart was a little calmer, not to eat that thing, and immediately blamed Li Chengqian, "What nonsense, what kind of queen mother eats night fragrance, but why is this smell so rushing, Guanyin, what do you eat?" “
As soon as the eldest grandson raised his head, there was still yellow flesh left on his mouth, and he grabbed a handful in his hand, and when he saw that it was Li Er, he suddenly had a pleasure to share, "Erlang, come and eat some too?" ”
With this taste and this image, Li Er immediately covered his mouth and ran out of the house quickly, "Vomit...."The eldest grandson blinked inexplicably, such a delicious thing, why don't men like it, forget it, maybe this thing is exclusive to girls, let's continue to eat!
The hawker went over and patted Li Er's shoulder, "It's better."
Li Er held his knees with both hands, lowered his head and spit out sour water, "I said Dabao, what kind of thing did you get for the queen?" ”
"Durian, don't mind, that's it, it smells bad, it tastes good, it tastes good, it's called the king of fruits, eating more can be beautiful for women"
Li Er waved his hand, "Don't fool me, what kind of fruit king, it's no different from Xiang"
"Hey, you're really right, you really think that thing is Xiang, if you can't get used to it."
Li Er continued to vomit again, and his stomach was shallow, and after a long time, Li Er finally recovered, "In the future, don't bring these strange things to the palace, I can't stand it."
"Okay, but if my sister-in-law asks for it again, I can't help it, you say no"
Li Er also knew that he couldn't control this goods, "Forget it, don't talk about this, tomorrow the people of the Lu family will be escorted to Chang'an, do you want to go and have a look?" ”
"It's okay, seeing that the opponent is unlucky, my mood suddenly feels much better when I see inexplicable, you say it's not weird, by the way, Your Majesty, do you have this problem?"
Li Er's "virtue" (to be continued.) )