I'm going to eat big chunks
readx; The sky is full of starlight sprinkled on the earth, the river is sparkling, Qin Wuwu by the bonfire is talking with the tiger, watching Zhu Datou grilled fish, Zhu Datou is doing very hard, today caught the most fish, and the fish fragrance is overflowing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Qin Sister-in-law handed the fattest fish to the tiger's mouth, the tiger sniffed it, closed its mouth and didn't eat, Zhu Datou persuaded: "Brother Tiger Brother, you can eat some, what if your old man is hungry in the middle of the night." ”
The two of them slept all night, but neither of them slept soundly, and they fell asleep in the second half of the night. Zhu Datou opened his eyes first as usual, first touched himself to be complete, and then saw that Qin Sister-in-law was also complete, and found that the tiger was gone, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then looked around, no, and pushed Qin Sister-in-law awake: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, get up quickly." Qin Wuwen rubbed her eyes: "I'm dreaming of eating tiger milk." Zhu Datou said: "That uncle is gone, let's withdraw quickly, in case it comes back and doesn't know you." Qin said, "I'm not leaving." Zhu Datou said, "Eldest sister, I beg you." The two were entangled, and Qin said, "It's here." Zhu Datou looked at it from a distance and said, "It's over, it's over, I can't go." Qin said, "Look, what is the tiger holding in its mouth?" Zhu Datou said: "I can't see clearly, my eyesight is not very good." ”
When the tiger got closer and closer, the two also saw that the tiger was holding a half-sized wild boar in its mouth. Qin Wuwen jumped up happily: "Haha big head, you don't have to worry about eating game in the future, you don't need to be a hunter, you just need to be a good cook." Zhu Datou said: "Admire and admire, if you want to talk about hunters, Brother Tiger is really professional." ”
At the moment, Zhu Datou first unloaded a hind leg of the wild boar and respectfully handed it to the tiger, and then set up a fire to roast the wild boar, after the tiger finished eating, he brushed his mouth with his tongue, and then squatted aside to watch, walking around from time to time, as if he was impatient, and when Zhu Datou finished grilling the wild boar, he returned most of it to the tiger, and the remaining two people ate it, and the tiger tilted his head and ate with relish. Zhu Datou sighed: "It seems that this cooked meat animal is also willing to eat, as long as there is a good cook." The two of them quickly finished their portion, and both were full, and then watched the tiger eat, and the tiger himself ate all the rest. Zhu Datou said: "Your old man is too good to eat, and ordinary people really can't afford to support you." Qin said: "It's your old man who said the opposite, and now it's the tiger hunting to raise you." ”
In the next few days, every day the tiger went out to find food by himself, and occasionally brought wild things to share with everyone, the relationship between Qin and the tiger became better and better, and they could already touch and play casually. Zhu Datou practiced martial arts hard, and if there were new doubts, he turned on his mobile phone and listened to it again, but his mobile phone was already out of battery, and Qin Datou's mobile phone was also half charged, and Qin Datou had already forbidden Zhu Datou to use his mobile phone.
On this day, Zhu Datou was practicing martial arts hard, and he was at the realm of forgetting things and me, and felt that the atmosphere around him was abnormal, so he couldn't help but stop to watch, but saw Qin and her riding a tiger proudly watching from the side. Zhu Datou felt dizzy: "You~ You ride the tiger as a horse?" Qin said proudly: "How is it?" Is Miss Ben amazing? Zhu Datou said: "Amazing, amazing, I can't describe how powerful it is, I can be regarded as convinced of you." Qin said, "Hmph! I will only take it now. Qin said: "Big head, you see, my tiger is getting more and more well-behaved, and I am going to take it with me when I go out in the future." Zhu Datou Khan: "Eldest sister, you didn't take the wrong medicine, right?" If you take the tiger out, it will be majestic, but if the tiger is hungry and eats a few more people, will there be a good life? Qin said, "I can tell him not to eat people." Zhu Datou said: "It is so old man who listens to your old man?" Qin called the tiger: "Listen, obediently." The tiger shook his head and smashed his tail, and Qin Wuwen pointed to Zhu Datou and said to the tiger: "Good, do you see it, if you encounter such a thing in the future, although it looks ugly, but we can't eat him, if we want to eat, we have to eat something with four legs." The tiger raised his head slightly, and one of his little ears trembled, and Zhu Datou said, "I'll have fun watching it in the future." Qin said: "I think we should give the tiger a name, everyone walks in the rivers and lakes, how can they have a name." Zhu Datou said: "It makes sense, what name do you think of?" Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "I want to call it Zhu Ertou." Zhu Datou said: "You, you are a heart, you can simply ride me in the future." Qin said, "I hate it, I will ignore you in the future." Zhu Datou said: "I was wrong, I was wrong, you spare me, how about I give your baby a name?" Qin said, "Let's hear it." Zhu Datou said: "When I was a child, I had a dog called rhubarb, and I looked at the color of the tiger, which was also called rhubarb." Qin Wuwen tilted her head and thought for a while, and said, "It's okay, okay, it's called rhubarb, you see I gave your baby a name, you gave my baby a name, and everyone will be evened out in the future." Zhu Datou suddenly laughed evilly, and was discovered by Qin Sister-in-law, and said, "What's wrong with you?" Zhu Datou said, "It's nothing." Qin said, "To tell you the truth, are you still waiting for me to be tortured?" Zhu Datou smiled and said: "I think this tiger is called Rhubarb, your name is Ah Hua, but you are a natural family, no wonder it doesn't bite you." Qin Sister-in-law's face was cold, and Zhu Datou said, "I was wrong, I was wrong." Qin said with a smile: "It's called rhubarb, you are called Datou, I think you are a family." Zhu Datou nodded and said, "Not bad." Qin and Sister-in-law smiled, in fact, what Zhu Datou thought was: "Yes, Sister-in-law and Tiger are a family, Tiger and I are a family, so that everyone is a family, and it will be more convenient to really become a family in the future." Qin didn't know Zhu Datou's dirty thoughts, she only saw Zhu Datou smiling, and she didn't care, so she rode rhubarb to play again.
On this day, the weather was a little cool, and after Zhu Datou and Qin Datou got up, they found that the tiger was gone, and Qin Datou and Zhu Datou shouted a few times, but there was no movement. Zhu Datou felt that a stone in his heart had fallen to the ground, and said, "Thank God, I finally took this scourge away." Qin said: "Crow's mouth, don't say bad things about my rhubarb." The two waited a little longer, then stood on the mound and shouted a few more times, but there was no sign of the tiger. Zhu Datou's face was pale, and Qin Wu's wife did not give up, and said, "Go, accompany me to find it." Zhu Datou had no choice but to follow Qin and her to find the tiger.
The two found a cave and felt that the atmosphere was wrong, something was wrong, but they couldn't say it, so Zhu Datou couldn't help but pull out the knife.
At this moment, the two heard someone in the cave speak: "You brute! Dare to bite me? Don't come, don't come! When the two of them heard this, they were frightened and hurriedly ran inside, shouting as they ran: "Rhubarb! Rheum! Shut up! Don't bite! Zhu Datou said: "I beg you to be old!" ”
When the two came inside, they saw an unexpected scene, only to see the tiger fainting on the ground, but there was a huge white insect, more than twice as big as the tiger, opening its mouth and biting people, and the bite was an old man with white hair and white beard, who was grabbing the mouth of the big insect with both hands! Screaming in the mouth!
Both of them were stunned, and subconsciously wanted to move forward to help, but the white-bearded old man found the two people and shouted, "Don't come here!" You don't want to die? Zhu Datou pushed Qin and her back, and then blocked Qin and her behind her, observing the situation. Seeing that the white-bearded old man was soaked with sweat, Qin Sister-in-law hurriedly went to see the tiger and found that the tiger had just fainted and was not dead, so she was relieved.
Zhu Datou held a knife and shouted, "How is it?" Do you want me to help? The white-bearded old man shouted, "Idiot, what do you know?" The tiger was blown down by the insects just now, and if you come here, you will be sent to death, so run away. Zhu Datou hesitated, and when he saw that the old man couldn't hold on, he said to Qin Auntie: "Sister-in-law Qin, you run!" I'll stay here and see what can be done. Qin said, "The tiger is still here, I won't leave." Zhu Datou said: "Oh, what kind of tiger do you care!" Let's go. Qin Wuwen hesitated, reluctant to tiger, Zhu Datou reluctantly leaned forward, thinking, this old man grabbed the insect's mouth, although this insect must be very powerful, but it is not free, if I use this phaseless divine knife to sneak attack it, maybe I can kill this insect, otherwise, this old man can't hold on, I'm afraid we all have to finish playing, and running may not be as fast as this bug.
Thinking of this, he took the knife and went behind the insect, trying to touch the position of the insect's head from behind to sneak attack, because the insect's eyes are in front, and it is estimated that the insect will not be able to see from behind. I didn't expect Zhu Datou to get behind the bugs. The insect suddenly let go of the white-bearded old man and twisted his body, Zhu Datou felt that his scalp was numb at that time, and he had no choice but to use the trick of hunting wild animals taught by Qin Yue, holding a knife and pointing straight forward, the insect suddenly bowed backwards, and then suddenly opened his mouth and bit Zhu Datou!
Zhu Datou was lucky with the dantian, and stabbed the insect straight at the head with a knife! A spooky scene has appeared! I saw a yellow mang, more than a foot long, and the insect's mouth didn't bite Zhu Datou, but its head met the knife. With a bang, he rolled over, his belly was facing the sky, and he didn't move!
The white-bearded old man hurriedly said, "Quick, bring the wine, is there any wine?" Zhu Datou said: "What do you want to do with wine?" The white-bearded old man said: "This worm is only temporarily unconscious, it will wake up later, and it will be even more powerful when it wakes up, hurry up and get wine, just drop a drop on it, the worm will be completely dead, hurry up." Zhu Datou remembered that Qin Yue left a wine bag when he left, and said that it was for him to use in the future, so he immediately ran out to get the wine bag.
The white-bearded old man looked at Qin and said in surprise, "Little girl, is this tiger yours?" Qin said, "Yes." Why don't you bring your own alcohol? The white-bearded old man said, "How could my old man have thought that he would meet this brute, and besides, my old man is not a wine bag and a rice bag, and he never carries wine on his body." Qin Sister-in-law thought to herself that Brother Qin was carrying wine but it was not a wine bag and rice bag, who said that the person with wine must be a wine bag and rice bag, but she didn't argue with him, saying, "How could a tiger faint?" ”。 The white-bearded old man said: "My old man is fighting with this bug, just this big cat came in, my old man thought it was coming to bite me, but I didn't expect it to want to bite the bug, the tiger that does not bite is the first time my old man has met, it seems that you really raised it." Sister-in-law Qin asked, "What happened later?" The white-bearded old man said: "This big cat is not self-sufficient, I want to bite the insect, but I was sprayed by the insect and fainted, it wasn't the stupid boy who stunned this insect just now, it is estimated that this insect will eat this big cat again after eating me." ”
Zhu Datou ran in sweating profusely and said, "The wine bag is here, what should I do?" The old man with the white beard said, "Hurry up and pour wine on it!" Zhu Datou picked up the wine bag, unscrewed the stopper, and poured wine on the insect, knowing that the two of them had drunk the wine to the point that there was no left, and the wine was not poured out at all, but the aroma of the wine was still overflowing, which showed that it was a bag of good wine.
The white-bearded old man said, "Hurry, hurry, wake up." ”
Zhu Datou held the wine bag upside down and shook it vigorously, hoping to shake even a drop of the wine, but after waiting for a long time, not a drop came down.
The white-bearded old man anxiously circled around the side, sighed, and said, "Wine bags and rice bags, a group of fools, spoiling good grain and refining wine, do you know how many people are starving?" Fortunately, Zhu Datou is very well cultivated by Qin's sarcasm every day, and he is naturally thicker than others, so he is not in a hurry, and said slowly: "You know, hundreds of thousands of people starve to death in Africa every year." The white-bearded old man was furious, and he couldn't help but speak: "It's not neat, stupid, stupid, is it so stupid to sleep with the bride in the future?" Qin Wuwen shouted: "Dead old man, what are you talking about!" The white-bearded old man was startled and quickly covered his mouth.
The white-bearded old man was about to sweat and said, "Time is running out, when it is resurrected, the battle value will be doubled, and the three of us will be eaten by the big cat." ”
The old man with the white beard said, "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." The worm began to wriggle and move, and only to hear a "click" sound, a large drop of wine fell on the worm, and the worm's body suddenly became soft, and it died motionless. The white-bearded old man wiped his sweat: "I was killed by you idiot." ”
The white-bearded old man said, "Do you know where this bug came from?" Qin and Zhu Datou said, "I don't know, do you know." The white-bearded old man said proudly, "That's right, this bug is called 'weird.'" ”
Qin said: "Who is Meng, 'weird' has already been pinched to death by Dongfang Shuo." The white-bearded old man said: "Hey, you little girl knows a lot, but you only know one and don't know the other, this 'weird' will melt when it encounters wine, but if you don't get rid of it, you can still recover, you can't die, and now it's just a coma when you encounter wine." Where there is "weirdness", there must be "Ah yes", these two insects are natural pairs of rivals, and they fight when they meet, but no one can beat anyone. There are only two "weird" and "Ah yes" insects in the world, and now they have to be thousands of years, and they are the king of insects, and they have been enlightened by several monks and monks in these thousands of years. These two bugs, when the pain value of the world is high, will appear. Among them, the Inner Dan is the treasure of martial arts, which can increase the internal force of two hundred years, I don't know how many heroes racked their brains to get this Inner Dan, but they couldn't even see the face at all, or as long as they saw it, they were eaten by insects, and it was also a coincidence that they were seen by you, a stupid boy, and there was this knife in their hands, but this knife was the natural nemesis of insects, so it was a coincidence that they got Nedan. Because you have done a great job, you can get a small half. ”
As he spoke, the white-bearded old man used a knife to cut Neidan into a large piece, a small piece, and Qin said, "Hey, what are you doing?" The white-bearded old man: "I'll separate Neidan." Qin said, "Why is it divided into one big and one small? Do you want to eat small? The white-bearded old man said, "My old man is highly respected, and of course he eats big when he is old." Qin said: "Your old man's morality is not high, and his hope is not heavy, he is too old and will return to his position soon, don't you waste if you eat too much?" ”
The white-bearded old man said, "You~"
Sister-in-law Qin stretched out her hand and quickly put the big Neidan into Zhu Datou's mouth, and put the small Neidan into the mouth of the white-bearded old man. The white-bearded old man said: "You~" Before he finished speaking, white gas came out of his body, and he quickly looked at his nose and nose and heart, and sat cross-legged to practice. Zhu Datou is the same.
After a long time, the white-bearded old man opened his eyes and stood up, stretched out his hand and pushed Zhu Datou and said, "Okay, stupid." Zhu Datou also stood up, said smoothly, and said, "Thank you for your advice." The white-bearded old man was furious: "You idiot, do you look at what I look like a big brother?" Qin said: "Hey, there is no order to learn, the capable are teachers, what's the use of having a big beard, if it weren't for us, you would have been eaten by insects." The old man with the white beard said, "If you hadn't met me, it would be useless for you to kill the bugs." Zhu Datou said: "That's that." ”
Sister-in-law Qin asked, "What is there another 'Ah Shi' worm?" ”