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readx; The white-bearded old man said, "Now you know how to beg me, right?" That 'Ah yes' is the opposite of this guy, this one is white and pure like a little white sheep, a soft worm, and that one is completely black, with an invulnerable armor and two indestructible teeth, a big beetle. Zhu Datou said, "What's the use of that?"www.biquge.info The white-bearded old man said: "That Neidan can't increase internal strength if you eat it, but it has the effect of not invading all poisons and not hurting all things." His large carapace is very light, but it is invulnerable, and it is the treasure of defense on the battlefield. When Qin and Zhu Datou heard this, they quickly glanced at each other, and the white-bearded old man noticed it and said, "What the hell?" Zhu Datou said: "We have a big brother who kills the enemy on the battlefield, and we want to find this 'Ah Shi' worm and give it to the eldest brother." The white-bearded old man said, "Hmph, it's just another wine bag and rice bag, needless to say, this wine bag must be his." ”
Qin said: "Your old god is clever, but you didn't calculate that you would not be able to defeat the insects, and you are a little bit weak." Zhu Datou said: "Self-reliance." The white-bearded old man said: "You~" The white-bearded old man found that he couldn't fight with Qin and his wife, so he turned to deal with Zhu Datou: "I said stupid boy, what are you doing?" What are your plans for the future? Zhu Datou said: "We want to go to Nanjing. The white-bearded old man said: "Okay, Nanjing is very fun, I often play there, the scenery of Nanjing, you can't finish shopping for a month, you can lend me the knife before you go, I am here to guard the 'Ah yes' bug." Zhu Datou was not stupid, and said, "No." The old man with the white beard said, "Otherwise, the worms may run away after you are gone." Qin said: "If the worm runs away, you can find it again, but if you run away with a knife, what should you do?" If you just don't run, kill the insects and wait for us, then Nedan will definitely be eaten by you, and you will even lie, saying that you have left half of it, but we don't come, it's going to be bad, so we eat it. Right? This old man thought exactly that, and when Qin Wuwen said it, he couldn't help but blush his old face slightly, as if he had rubbed rouge on the white jade, and everyone could see it at a glance. Qin said, "Look at it, I'm right." The white-bearded old man said, "Then what do you want?" Qin said, "Let's go around Nanjing first, and when you are impatient to leave, or you are eaten by insects, we will kill the insects and eat them." The white-bearded old man jumped up: "No, I told you everything, you are too unrighteous to do this." Qin said, "Then what do you say?" The old man with the white beard said, "When you go there, I will follow you." ”
Qin Sister-in-law was overjoyed in her heart, what she wanted was this effect, because she saw that this white-bearded old man must be a master of the world, but he was childlike, had no scheming, and was not a bad person, otherwise he would not only eat Neidan himself, but also kill them, with such a deceptive bodyguard by his side, he would not be afraid of any bad guys. At the moment, he pretended to be embarrassed and said, "That, that," and the white-bearded old man hurriedly said, "That's fine." Qin said, "However, you have to listen to my command, and you can't provoke me." The white-bearded old man said helplessly, "Okay." The white-bearded old man thought to himself, "When we find the bugs, everyone will leave." Qin Wuwen thought to herself: "This insect can't be found as soon as possible, we have to dig out the residual heat of this old man." ”
Qin said, "You rescued the tiger first." The old man with the white beard said, "Hey, silly boy, I'll look at your knife first." Qin said, "No, you save the tiger first." The white-bearded old man had no choice but to say, "All right." The white-bearded old man stretched out his hand and pressed on the door of the tiger's head, and white gas came out from his hands, Zhu Datou was shocked and envious, and asked, "Is this the internal force?" The white-bearded old man said, "Hmph, count you as knowledgeable." After a while, the white-bearded tiger opened his eyes and woke up, and Qin Wuwen hugged him: "Good rhubarb, good rhubarb, I won't see you in the future." ”
The old man with the white beard said, "Can you show me the knife now?" Zhu Datou handed the knife to the white-bearded old man, and the white-bearded old man looked at it carefully, frowned and said, "It's strange, why has my old man never seen such a knife?" Where did this knife come from? Qin said, "Don't worry about it, how about you talk about this knife first?" The white-bearded old man: "This is a sharp weapon in the world, it is simply a divine object, this knife is born with a sword, and with the increase of the internal force of the person who makes the knife, the knife can be increased, great, can you give it to me?" Qin and Zhu Datou said in unison: "No." The white-bearded old man was envious, and refused to let go of the game, so Qin and the old man snatched it and handed it to Zhu Datou, saying, "Can you go now?" ”
The white-bearded old man said: "Wait, this insect skin is invulnerable, it is a treasure to make protective clothes, you can peel off the skin, my old man doesn't need it, you stupid boy won't need it after eating the 'weird' worm's Neidan, but you can give it to this ugly little girl." ”
Qin Sister-in-law asked Zhu Datou to peel off the "weird" skin, it turned out to be a very, very thin and almost transparent layer, very soft, as if there was nothing in the hand, and it was breathable, Qin Sister-in-law was overjoyed, and she was worried that it would be as heavy and hard as cowhide, and she would suffer if she wore it, and then smiled and said to the white-bearded old man: "Thank you for being old." The white-bearded old man said, "Hmph! Everyone in the world is like this, if there is no benefit, there is one face, and if there is benefit, there is another face. Let me tell you again, the worm has a very thin tendon on its back, which can be used to sew clothes. ”
Zhu Datou also found out the tendons, and the three of them came to the small mound, Qin and her wife took the clothes and made clothes, turned her head to Zhu Datou and said, "Datou, you practice the knife technique taught by the eldest brother again, and we will go after two days of proficiency." Qin Sister-in-law has learned clothing design, and she is very handy, not only did she make a formal suit, but also made underwear, and also used the remaining materials to make a small vest for Zhu Datou, and Zhu Datou was also very happy.
Besides, Zhu Datou practiced the knife technique taught by Qin Yue with his heart, and first skilled in attacking the three styles, and felt that after eating this Neidan, the knife was powerful, and he was very proud, so he couldn't help but glance at the white-bearded old man, and the white-bearded old man looked at the sky and said to himself: "Stupid stupid, holding a magic knife, but using a knife technique that was laughed off by someone's big teeth, he was embarrassed to be smug." Zhu Datou said: "My eldest brother taught me this knife technique, and my eldest brother is very powerful." The white-bearded old man said, "Ao, is that your big brother who has a good amount of wine?" What's the name? Zhu Datou said: "It's called Qin Yue." The white-bearded old man said, "I haven't heard of it." Zhu Datou said: "As long as the martial arts are powerful, this is called the offensive three styles." The white-bearded old man said, "What is he doing?" Zhu Datou said, "He is a gunman." The white-bearded old man nodded and said, "Well, the one who makes the gun teaches you the knife technique, no wonder it is so nondescript, the name of this set of knife techniques can be called 'suicide three styles'." Zhu Datou was not convinced, and said: "How do you say that it is nondescript." The old man with the white beard approached and said, "You have come to attack me." Zhu Datou hesitated and said, "Don't hurt you again." The white-bearded old man said, "Do you think you can hurt me with this magic knife?" Less nonsense, come on. Zhu Datou felt that it made sense, so he used his strength to eat milk, and stabbed the old man with a tiger and a tiger in the wind, and the white-bearded old man said: "You stupid, you use a knife to kill me like this, I just need this, you are like this, if you take a knife like this, the other hand is like this, and the knife is like this, so that the enemy will be killed by you very embarrassed." Zhu Datou asked: "What if the opponent is your old man?" The white-bearded old man said, "Hmph, then you can practice for another hundred years." ”
Zhu Datou practiced the knife according to the white-bearded old man's words, and the white-bearded old man looked impatient and said, "Okay, okay, go over there to practice, don't be embarrassed in front of my old man." ”
Zhu Datou obediently left the white-bearded old man far away, practicing the three offensive styles modified by the white-bearded old man, feeling that these three styles were mysterious and unpredictable, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, thinking to himself, this white-bearded old man is really a master in the world, and the eldest brother is a general on the battlefield, and he is not good at this. I practiced my own defensive three styles again, thinking that it would not work, and I had to let the old man teach him, so I had an idea in my heart, and I practiced and wandered around under the nose of the white-bearded old man, and naturally I was severely ridiculed by the white-bearded old man, saying that the name of his defensive three styles can be called "sieve three styles", and when the enemy wants to attack, it can become a sieve. At that moment, the white-bearded old man told him how to change it and how to use it. Zhu Datou endured the joy and remembered it with his heart.
He was driven away to practice. When the three styles were practiced, I wanted to ask the old man to help change the "three styles of stealing chickens", so I practiced slowly until the white-bearded old man was under his nose, and the white-bearded old man said: "Boy, what is the name of your four different three moves?" Zhu Datou said: "Stealing chicken three styles, how powerful is it?" Do you want to try it? The white-bearded old man said, "You stupid boy doesn't seem stupid at all, you are asking me to teach you martial arts, don't even think about it." No way. Zhu Datou smiled and said, "Hehe, do you have any conditions?" The white-bearded old man said, "My old man lacks nothing, and I have to talk to you fool about any conditions, but if you give me the knife and promise not to eat the 'Ah Shi' worm's Neidan, I can teach you." Qin Wuwen hurriedly said, "No." The white-bearded old man said, "Hey, what's in your way?" Qin said: "I don't think your conditions are good, isn't this a trick to take advantage of others?" It's not a gentleman's doing. The white-bearded old man said, "Then why should I teach him in vain?" I'm not his son, nor am I his teacher. Qin said: "Then you can accept him as an apprentice, big head, quickly apprentice." The white-bearded old man said, "Stop, apprentice, it's not impossible, but you have to give me the knife, and promise not to eat the worm's Naidan." Qin said no, and the white-bearded old man said: "Okay, silly boy, continue to practice your 'three styles of stealing chickens', I want to think about it, don't say it, you can really steal chickens in these three styles, hahahaha." After a while, the old man with the white beard turned his back to the sky and said, "Well, it's a pity." Zhu Datou said: "What is a pity? The white-bearded old man said: "It's a pity that my old man has the world's best martial arts, no one can teach them, if someone can learn all the martial arts in me, it is not invincible in the world, and I think there is a stupid boy with very good qualifications, and he can learn the world's first martial arts from me." Zhu Datou was red and scratched his ears and cheeks when he heard this, Qin Datou pulled Zhu Datou, and also looked up at the sky and said: "This apprentice, naturally you have to choose a person who is highly respected and likes to give things to his apprentice." The white-bearded old man said: "How can this be reasonable, even if the old master Confucius accepts the apprentice and needs two catties of pork, why should he give the apprentice something." Qin Sister-in-law looked up at the sky and said: "Some people claim to be the number one in the world, but they don't know whether it's true or not, and now they don't even know their names." The white-bearded old man said: "What is self-proclaimed, that is true, my old man is the first person in the Unai martial arts, Zhen Qianzi." Saying and looking at the reaction of the two, he always thought that these two would jump up in surprise or jump up happily, but he didn't expect the two to be unfazed, he saw that these two people were carrying treasures, and at first guessed which disciple of the ninth-rate small sect was, but he didn't think that they were powerful in martial arts, who was the first and who was the second, I didn't know, at that time, Qin Dashan talked about martial arts, and he was called by Zhang Xianling at the beginning, and he didn't have a chance to listen to it again in the future, so a series of things happened, and then Qin Yue was in a hurry, He also devoted himself to teaching Zhu Datou's sword skills and internal strength, and he didn't mention anything about martial arts. Qin said: "I haven't heard of it, and I'm not famous." The white-bearded old man cried out, "Haven't you heard of it? Not famous? So who do you say is famous? Qin said: "I think the abbot of Shaolin and the head of Wudang are famous." The white-bearded old man said: "Hmph, the abbot of Shaolin Puzhao is just a defeated general under my old man, Wudang, hey" said this, grew a heart, and asked Zhu Datou directly: "Do you know what the name of the head of Wudang is?" Zhu Datou said: "I don't know." The white-bearded old man's nose was crooked, and he said in his heart I understand, these two are not martial arts people at all, no wonder no one knows, no wonder even the famous me doesn't know.
Through dealing, Qin Sister-in-law can see that this old man likes to say that others are stupid, it seems that he himself is a very smart person, but he doesn't understand world affairs, if this temper serves the emperor, he will be cut off in less than half a day, why, chatting with the emperor is happy, and suddenly gives the emperor a sentence "Stupid!" "I have to call the emperor stupid, but it may not be easy for the emperor to cut off his head.
Qin said, "Let's go to Nanjing tomorrow to play, right?" Zhen Qianzi said, "Okay." Zhu Datou naturally has no objections.