Emperor Han Xian shouted to escort the car, and the Qin army guards all looked at Shamoke, and there was no order, so they went to protect Emperor Han Xian's car. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing that Emperor Han Xian was about to be ravaged by the body of Empress Xinke's three hundred catties.

Emperor Han Xian only had a few catties, and it was only about eighty catties, and this guy pounced on three hundred catties. Shamoke and they all widened their eyes, the queen turned against the emperor, it is rare to see it in a thousand years, and they couldn't take their eyes off it.

"Escort!" Facing the fierce 'giant beast' rushing towards him, the chrysanthemum that Emperor Han Xian was frightened was tense for a while.

The main hall trembled under the body of the new queen Fan Tong's three hundred catties.

At this critical moment, Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng rose up to arrest Fan Tong.

To say that Dong Chengzheng is young, although Ma Riyan is old, he also practiced when he was young. Their slap grabbed the woman's waist, grabbed more than half of it. But when it comes to Fan Tong, the slap is not good, and the slap will grab an edge, and the fat will bounce back with a rhythmic shake.

An old man of the Han family and an uncle of the Han family were shocked and hurriedly rushed over. One hugged the waist of the bucket, only to feel the waist of the cow, and the other hugged the leg of the elephant.

The black-clothed guards were 'frightened', and someone said: "This guy, so thick, is thicker than General Xu Chu's ten girths and big waist, and it is so bad that Taifu Boss can hold it, has he practiced?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, General Xu Chu is still a waist, and the queen can still be a waist?"

"How dare you insult the Empress of Civil!"

Fan Tong was furious, turned around and crackled, and flew Dong Cheng and Ma Riyan out with two slaps.

"Rebellion, rebellion!" Dong Cheng shouted.

Fan Tong was a little scared, so he looked at Shamoke. Shamoke hurriedly gave an indifferent gesture, and Fan Tong was reassured.

In fact, although Fan Tong's father always praised Fan Tong as the most beautiful girl in the world. But Fan Tong actually knows in her heart that she can't be compared with those real girls. The best friends around her when she was young despised her when she grew up and didn't let her be her best friend. She was jealous, depressed, and short-tempered, so she thought that one day she would become a queen and make her former best friends who looked down on her regret.

However, she can't be the queen, but as long as she listens to the prime minister, she can be the queen.

"Ha, let you all look down on me, now the emperor is my man!" Fan Tong became irritable, and kicked Dong Cheng and Ma Riyan out with one person. Turned around and went to the dragon platform.

Fan Tong came to the front, and his appearance was stronger than that of the later generations. Emperor Han Xian almost fainted with fright, "It's too ugly!" ”

Fan Tong was furious, "You dislike me for being ugly, you dry and thin monkey!" Fan Tong knocked Emperor Han Xian to the ground.

Emperor Han Xian exclaimed: "You dare to beat me, come here, pull it out and cut it." ”

Fan Tong was scared, but the guards didn't move at all. Shamoko was also happy and signaled that he could continue.

Fan Tong took a reassuring pill, she was simply a model of tyrannical domestic violence in later generations, and she sat on the small waist of Emperor Han Xian.

"Wow!" Emperor Han Xian's small waist was only two fingers thick, and when he encountered the weight of three hundred catties, he suddenly let out a cry of a rabbit being injured.

Emperor Han Xian saw the appearance of Shamoke, and he understood everything, and he was looking for such a queen to clean him up.

At this time, Shamoke laughed and said, "Licheng, let's not delay Your Majesty's cave room here, let's all go and congratulate my master." Well, slip these two out. Shamoke pointed at Dong Cheng and Ma Riyan.

The black-clothed guards stepped forward, grabbed them and left.

Dong Cheng and Ma Riyan were simply a tragic state of separation between husband and wife, stretching out their hands and shouting helplessly, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" ”

At this time, Emperor Han Xian had been put on his stomach by Fan Tong, just like a 'beauty' caught by the King of the Mountain, leaving only a pair of sad and helpless eyes spinning.

So, that evening.

Prime Minister's Office.

"Prime Minister, don't touch ...... any more." Mrs. Mi's pretty face was flushed, and she grabbed Qin Feng's evil hand in the bed.

Qin Feng felt that Xiaoman's waist was as smooth as jade, and his hand felt amazing, "Can't you touch it down?" That is, you can touch it up. ”

So, the dragon's claws took control of the highlands. I felt that this highland was different, soft and lively.

"You can't touch it on top!" Mrs. Mi screamed.

The evil dragon didn't care about all this, and he came into contact with the mermaid's last armament, dancing guns in the highlands, and making sticks at the bottom of the valley.

"Ah, the concubine is going to die!" Mrs. Mi screamed.

So, the fairy tale that the evil dragon and the mermaid had to say was staged in the cave room of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and the moon sister in the sky outside was frightened behind the clouds.

In the fairy tale, Sister Moon is also ready with weapons for self-defense, and her heart says that if the evil dragon is doing something below, it will be okay, and Sister Moon should not have seen it. If he dares to fly up, I will knock it down with a stick, and Sister Ben Yue will not give it to God's grandfather.

On the other hand, the temporary palace is also a cave house.

The screams of Emperor Han Xian kept coming from the palace, and the little eunuchs outside were scared.

The little eunuchs have been in the palace since they were children, and they don't understand it, and they talk about it, "I heard that it's not a pleasure, and it's cool to be a man." ”

"That doesn't seem like it. Your Majesty, this is the rhythm that is going to be killed. ”

"Maybe it's only women who are stupid!"

"Ahh

With the screams of Emperor Han Xian, the little eunuchs were frightened, and they said in unison: "Fortunately, I entered the palace, so I don't have to suffer this crime!" ”

In the dormitory, there was a miserable scream from Emperor Han Xian, "Don't sit anymore, it's broken, it's broken, woo wow!" ”

"Hey, there is no change in the book, and the emperor is still there, it's really useless." Fan Tong threw away the 'textbook' of the classical cave room, and whipped the incompetent Emperor Han Xian.

Emperor Han Xian screamed again, in the face of this three-hundred-pound beauty, it was also difficult for a strong man to make Emperor Han Xian change.

In this way, in the middle of the moon, Qin Feng shouted that he was too lazy to move.

And Emperor Han Xian was pressed by a leg of more than 100 catties, and he couldn't move. Emperor Han Xian, who was pressed on the kang, felt that since he had the position of emperor, he was the saddest among them. And the queen, who must have been ranked first from the bottom since ancient times, was also put on his shoulders.

However, whether it is a hard life or a good life, life still has to go on.

Life goes on, and the days go by.

The emperor is married, and the Han family must have a queen. As a result, Shamoke asked the chief manager Dequan to send a big tonic soup to Emperor Han Xian every day, which was aphrodisiac. However, the more Emperor Han Xian drank, the more he couldn't get stronger, even if he fantasized about it, he couldn't make it. But including Emperor Han Xian, everyone didn't think about anything else, just because the queen was too attention-grabbing.

"I heard that the new queen's name is Fan Tong."

"It looks like a rice bucket, and the person is as good as his name."

"How can you find such a queen?"

"This is the prime minister's fear that the emperor will be as drunk as his father Emperor Ling, this is called the anti-addiction system."

"Emperor Ling of the Faint Emperor Han is obsessed with women, and the world is chaotic. I heard that there are hundreds of baths in the palace of Emperor Ling of Han, and they are full of beautiful women. Emperor Ling of Han got up early and went to ...... one by one. ”

"Anti-addiction! The prime minister did the right thing. ”

Because Emperor Han Xian's father played with women too well, he gave Qin Feng a very high evaluation for opening anti-addiction.

……

In the blink of an eye, the spring flowers are blooming, and Qin Feng is rarely free, so he takes his wife and children on an outing.

Qin Feng was lying on the bank of the Wei River, playing with the children while sneaking up on the children. Aiming for jade feet, long legs, and small waists, he repeatedly attacks.

He is still commenting, "If you talk about small feet, it's still Wen Ji's cuteness, and if you talk about long legs, you have to count cicadas......." ”

"Dad, come and see, there's something big going on over there!"

When Qin Feng was complacent, his seven-and-a-half-year-old eldest son Qin Yan rushed over, his childish face full of horror. (To be continued.) )