Chapter 789: The Emperor's Anti-Addiction System
As the black-clothed guard interviewed the hundred officials of the imperial court, most of the old officials changed their minds one after another, which was also the result of the situation and the embodiment of Qin Feng's prestige. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoIf Qin Feng is a brutal person like Dong Zhuo, it is difficult for anyone to change.
Nowadays, there are very few officials in the imperial court who are interested in the Han family, and Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng are almost the commanders of the bare pole.
The deserted emperor's wedding ceremony is proof of this. Of course, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is still the nominal co-master, and his wedding should be very lively. But since Emperor Han Xian asked for a big wedding immediately with all the simplicity, Qin Feng was lazy and bothered.
Everything is simple, only Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng are here, the two of them raised their eyes, and they saw a team of black-clothed guards, guarding a four-person sedan chair over, only four sedan chair drivers, not a single flower, this is really the most simple 'Luan driving' in history.
But Dong Cheng and Ma Riyan didn't care so much, they could see that Qin Feng was actually unwilling to find a daughter-in-law for Emperor Han Xian, thinking that he must be afraid that the Han family would have a queen. It's not easy to snatch a woman from Qin Feng's mouth here, as long as she can have a child, it doesn't matter if she can give birth to anything.
"Hurry up and play!" Ma Riyan shouted.
The band that had been waiting for a long time to start playing, this band was still owned by Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng.
Knock knock~
"What a sound!" Dong Cheng shouted.
"Uncle Guo, the drum is missing!"
Dong Cheng and Ma Riyan didn't go back to their breath, and the music was gone.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty got married this time, and the cold drums were missing, which was like stealing people behind his back.
Due to the snow, the queen's sedan chair was carried directly to the gate of the palace. Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty was sitting on the throne at this time, and when he saw that the sedan chair had arrived, he was overjoyed. Immediately, my mind was full of pictures from the 'textbook' of the palace cave room, and there were bursts of chicken jelly. On this cold day, someone finally warmed the bed. The guy who has been grinding for many years can finally use it.
The palace maid passed, and as soon as the curtain of the sedan door was lifted, Fan Tong walked in from inside.
Fan Tong is the queen hand-picked by Qin Feng, what kind of body type, more than 300 catties.
Emperor Dong Cheng of the Han Dynasty all widened his eyes, wanting to see what the queen looked like. I saw that a bunch of clothes were squeezing out of the sedan chair, squeezing, squeezing, squeezing, and the explosion of the large splendid dressing skirt was finally squeezed out.
Click, the sedan chair was torn apart, "It's the queen of this stuffy!" "There was a burst of gongs and shouts, and with the sound of two footsteps, the hall was a 'earth shaking'. Everyone felt that they had just jumped up, and Emperor Han Xian also felt a tremor when he sat on the dragon seat.
Emperor Han Xian then fixed his eyes, "My ancestor is actually a person!" I still thought it was a bunch of clothes! Only then did Emperor Han Xian realize that it was not a pile of clothes, but a person squeezed out of the sedan chair. This person is too huge, like a cabinet, this side is too crowded, and the sedan chair containing people has been squeezed apart.
"Who is this! What about my Queen? Emperor Han Xian exclaimed.
Shamoke walked out and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, this is the queen!" ”
"Oh~!" Emperor Han Xian exclaimed.
Dong Cheng was speechless.
Ma Riyan exclaimed, "Are you sure this is the queen, not a cabinet covered with a splendid dress...... Cabinet....... He also gestured with his arms outstretched.
"Who's the cabinet, I'm the queen!" Fan Tong pulled off his hijab indiscriminately and became angry. As soon as she was angry, her body expanded, and with a clatter, the splendid Lianli skirt was burst.
If the murder weapon in the world bursts, it will definitely attract everyone's attention. But on Fan Tong's side, the bar chirped to reveal a lump of fat in his stomach. Bright, the hair bumps are the size of mung beans, a layer. There was still black hair on his belly and eyes, and he squatted on the ground in fright, and everyone retreated in a panic, which was really frightened.
"This ...... This is my Queen! Emperor Han Xian only thought that he saw a humanoid pig and exclaimed.
"It's a drop." Shamoke smiled and nodded, and gestured to Fan Tong.
Fan Tong hurriedly blessed the gift, gurgle, she covered her stomach, hurriedly clamped the leg thicker than the waist of Emperor Han Xian, and twisted: "Your Majesty is blessed, the concubine is polite." ”
The huge body, the facial features are tangled together because of the meat, and the eyes are too fat to open the eyes and are always slit. The fat on the body is half a foot thick, layered on top of each other, and it shakes up when it moves. The body of one person blocked the shadows of the three palace maids behind him.
When he smiled here, Emperor Han Xian felt that it was a pig's head smiling at him, or a dead pig's head, and he didn't open his eyes.
"Uh~." Emperor Han Xian vomited at that time.
"I don't want such a queen!" Emperor Han Xian screamed while spitting.
Ma Riyan got up from the ground, leaned on crutches, and shouted, "How can you choose such a queen for Your Majesty?" Where is there such a queen of the world? How? ”
Shamoke smiled and said very solemnly: "The prime minister is loyal to the country, his old man said that since ancient times, dogs and horses have been taboo for kings. At this point, the plan of chaos in the world, if Your Majesty is fascinated by women, it will be broken. This is to prevent His Majesty from becoming addicted, do you understand the prevention of addiction? ”
It turned out that Qin Feng felt the anti-addiction system of later players, so he changed it, and gave Emperor Han Xian an emperor anti-addiction system, which seemed to work well, and Emperor Han Xian vomited, which must be anti-addiction.
"What? Find such a queen for Your Majesty, or is it loyal to the country? Dong Cheng was shocked.
Shamoke nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, is it true that sending a woman to confuse the king is to serve the country with loyalty?" Uncle Guo, are you going to tell me, which one is loyal to the country? ”
"Oops~!" Dong Cheng almost blew up his lungs and wanted to refute angrily, but he really couldn't find anything to say, so he felt that he couldn't breathe.
Ma Riyan's crutches knocked on the floor for a while, and shouted: "Then why doesn't the prime minister prevent addiction, the prime minister's wife and beautiful concubines are in groups, why don't you prevent addiction?" ”
Shamoke frowned and said, "Master Ma, you are completely vexatious. It's not right for you to say this, since ancient times, all dynasties have been advocating the king to prevent addiction, when did you say that the prime minister should prevent addiction? ”
That's really the case, Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng's faces changed greatly, they leaned on their shoulders in a shaky manner, and slowly fell to the ground.
"I don't want it, I don't want to be addicted! I want to indulge, I want to be a faint king! Emperor Han Xian screamed, he was also shocked by his appearance as the queen, and he rebounded in retaliation and shouted blindly. He would rather die than have a woman like this. Plus, he's bitter enough. In all dynasties, even those emperors who were controlled, there was no worse than him. Traitor, vile, shameless! He wanted to speak out, but he didn't dare at the thought of a reduced version of riding a wooden donkey.
Shamoke grimaced and said, "Your Majesty, this is your mistake, how can you be a faint king?" The prime minister has worked hard to pick a queen for you, and he is afraid that you will delay the government and prevent addiction, how can you do this? Shamoke gave Fan Tong a look and said, "Queen Mother, you quickly persuade the emperor not to be a faint king." ”
When the emperor saw his performance, Fan Tong was already irritable, "How can you be like this, clean you up after reading the book!" Suddenly, as the hall shook for a while, Emperor Han Xian saw a huge humanoid animal galloping towards him. Emperor Han Xian exhausted again and again, and exclaimed: "Escort, escort!" (To be continued.) )