Chapter 9 Fake Wu Song tests his sister-in-law

Yue Fei pretended to be Wu Song, killed the tiger and became a hero of the tiger fight.

Fake Wu Song Yue Fei was celebrating the victory parade in Yanggu County on this day, and suddenly saw a short man picking this strip and selling cooking cakes along the street. Yue Fei took a look, isn't this Wu Dalang?

Yue Fei shouted: "Big brother! Wu Erlang is here! Big brother!"

Wu Dalang saw that it was a young man calling himself, so he hurriedly ran to Yue Fei's face, looked at it for a long time and said, "You are my second brother Wu Song?"

Yue Fei said, "Big brother, why don't you even know your own brother?"

Wu Dalang said: "Why does my brother look so young!"

Yue Fei said: "I usually pay attention to maintenance, so looking young, there is no problem!"

Wu Dalang cried at that time, "Second brother! Why are you coming back? I miss my brother! Let's go home with my eldest brother and see my sister-in-law!"

Yue Fei said, "Okay, big brother!"

The two of them went home, and on the way, the fake Wu Song Yue Fei said: "Big brother, I haven't eaten a cookcake for so many years, I want to eat it!" Especially the cooking cakes made by the eldest brother, they are very fragrant!"

Wu Dalang said: "Second brother, there are many in the basket, take a few to eat!" Wait, I'll buy you a pack of spicy strips, or it's not just a taste of cooking cakes. ”

Yue Fei said, "No need, big brother!"

Wu Dalang had to buy it, and after a while, he bought two packs of spicy strips and came back, Wu Dalang said: "Eat a pack now, leave a pack to eat at night." ”

"Okay big brother!" Yue Fei went home while eating cooking cakes.

Yue Fei said: "The eldest brother is married? Isn't my sister-in-law beautiful?"

Wu Dalang said: "Yes, how do you know that your sister-in-law is good-looking?"

Yue Fei said: "I often dream of my eldest brother, it seems that he is very beautiful, and he should not be wrong." ”

Wu Dalang said: "Indeed, your sister-in-law Pan Jinlian looks like a flower, known as 'Yanggu Li Shishi', you said that Li Shishi is the emperor's good friend, do you think your eldest brother also has the emperor's life?"

Yue Fei said: "Like, indeed like." ”

Wu Dalang said: "Your sister-in-law is a good person, and she gave birth to a big fat boy for me, I often think about my brother, so I named my son Wu Jian." ”

Yue Fei said, "What? You gave birth to a son?"

Wu Dalang said: "Yes, what, is your eldest brother like a person without seeds?"

Yue Fei said: "No, it's really not like it, it's just that I haven't heard of having a son before." ”

Wu Dalang said: "The first time you came back, how could you hear about it, you will know when you go home." ”

When the two returned home, Pan Jinlian greeted Wu Dalang. When I looked, there was a guy.

Wu Dalang said: "Wife, look at who this is?" This is my second brother I tell you every day, Wu Song Wu Erlang. ”

Pan Jinlian said: "Yo, the second brother looks so young, he is really much more handsome than your brother." ”

Yue Fei said: "Sister-in-law, don't love me too much, I will disappoint you." ”

At this time, Wu Dalang said: "Wife, make a few good dishes, let my second brother have a good meal, and then invite our benefactor over and let my second brother get to know him." ”

Yue Fei said: "Benefactor? Who is it?"

Wu Dalang said: "It's my great benefactor, when I have no money, I help me every day, and then I married a daughter-in-law, your sister-in-law is good-looking, the benefactor is a gentleman, and he never dares to look at your sister-in-law!" So my son Wu Jian rescued the benefactor as a godfather, and now he is playing with his godfather, just come over!"

Fake Wu Song Yue Fei said: "So that's the case, yes, I have to thank him well." ”

After a while, Pan Jinlian brought her son Wu Jian back, and the benefactor also followed.

Wu Dalang looked at it and said, "Wu Tight, why don't you hurry up and meet your uncle Wu Song!"

Wu Jian was only five years old, and he practiced iron head skills since he was a child, kneeling on the ground and smashing three bricks with a few clicks.

Wu Dalang said: "You kid, I still have to buy bricks, a brick top for cooking cakes." ”

Seeing that the benefactor was also here, Wu Dalang smiled: "Brother Ximen, you are good, my second brother is back, introduce you to you!" Wu Song, you see this is a benefactor, a great official of Ximen Qing. ”

Ximenqing hurriedly said: "Ah, Wu Erlang, I heard that Brother Wu said that you are a good man, and it is true that you beat the tiger to death." Brother Wu is blessed!"

Yue Fei said, "Yeh? Why are you unreasonable, you have become a good person?"

Wu Dalang said: "Be polite to your benefactor, don't question people indiscriminately." ”

Yue Fei said: "Brother Ximen, I am worshiped by the second brother. ”

Wu Dalang said: "Brother Ximen, you still have to help, aren't you familiar with the magistrate?" Find an errand for my second brother. ”

Ximenqing said: "Okay big brother, no problem!"

Yue Fei said, "Brother Ximen, where are you working?"

Ximenqing said: "It's nothing, I belong to the rich second generation, so I eat my old book, and I live by the friendship of my father." ”

Wu Dalang said: "Ximen Daguan was the first good man in Yanggu County at that time, an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, and was rated as a good person in Yanggu for ten consecutive years.

Yue Fei said: "Okay, I will definitely study hard." ”

After dinner, Yue Feixin said: It's not good, this Wu Dalang has no precautions against Ximen Qing at all, how can Wu Dalang not die and have no place to be buried now?

So, Yue Fei had a plan, it was not good that Wu Jian was the son of Ximen Qing, so it was better to expose Pan Jinlian's face first.

Yue Fei looked for Wu Dalang and said, "Big brother, you don't know a lot of things, my sister-in-law has a leg with Ximen Qing." ”

Wu Dalang said: "What? What are you talking nonsense?"

Yue Fei said, "You don't believe it? You stand on the side of the cabinet and look at it secretly, I brought Pan Jinlian and poked her face in the face. ”

Wu Dalang said: "Brother, are you sure? Don't mess around. ”

Yue Fei said, "Just look at it!"

Wu Dalang hid in the cabinet. Fake Wu Song Yue Fei called his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian to the house.

Yue Fei said: "Sister-in-law, you are so good-looking, I was fascinated by you at first sight today, I like you, sister-in-law, I like you!" As he spoke, Yue Fei was about to hug Pan Jinlian.

Unexpectedly, Pan Jinlian slapped Yue Fei in the face. Yue Fei almost fainted.

Pan Jinlian said: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you Wu Song is a whore, it's hard for your brother to praise you every day!" What a disappointment. ”

Pan Jinlian left, and Wu Dalang came out.

Wu Dalang said: "Brother, what's the matter, you misjudged, your sister-in-law is a serious person." ”

Yue Fei said: "Rub, you can't blame me, this thing is different from what I heard before." ”

The next day, Ximenqing came.

Ximenqing said: "Brother Wu, I invited Tang County Ling to drink last night, and I just mentioned the matter of my brother, and it happened that there was a lack of officials in the yamen, so Wu Song went over to do it!"

Wu Dalang said, "Okay, thank you." ”

Wu Song went to work the next day, and when the people in the house heard that this was Wu Dalang's younger brother, they all treated Yue Fei with respect.

Yue Fei is very strange, Wu Dalang has such a high prestige? Isn't it just a cookcake seller?

On this day, Wu Song was patrolling along the street and saw someone fighting in front of him. At first glance, it was an old woman beating a child who sold pears.

Yue Fei said, "What are you doing, why are you bullying children?"

This old woman's name is Wang Po, and Wang Po said: "This is not Wu Erlang, this pear seller looks good, and there are insects in it when I buy it back, how can I eat it, let him return the money and not return it, so beat him out of anger!"

Fake Wu Song Yue Fei said: "Forget it. A few pears are worth a few copper coins, stop fighting, go back. ”

The child who sold pears said, "Thank you, big brother!"

Yue Fei said: "You are bad enough, you can't sell bad pears to deceive people in the future, what's your name, come with me." ”

The pear seller said: "My name is Brother Qiao Yun, the pear seller, I don't know what's inside, this is the wholesale here, I was also deceived, what is the use of you arresting me?"

Yue Fei said, "Where did you get it wholesale?" Where can I buy them?"

Brother Qiao Yun said: "It's useless to say this, this person is covered by your eldest brother Wu Dalang, can you still oppose your eldest brother?"

Yue Fei said: "Nonsense, my eldest brother is a steamed bun seller, when will he sell pears?"

Brother Qiao Yun said, "You've only been here for a few days?" Your eldest brother Wu Dalang, do you think he really looks like him, a three-inch withered bark, anyone can bully? All the grains, vegetables, fruits and non-staple foods in Yanggu County are controlled by your eldest brother! Here it is said that the source was pulled in by your eldest brother Wu Dalang. ”

Yue Fei said: "It's impossible, I'm a humble person!"

Brother Qiao Yun said: "Honest people? I said you don't believe it, this person's image can't be preconceived, looking honest and honest often raped to the bones, there is a place to hang red lanterns on the next street, it is a brothel, there are two pillars in it, one is called Yulan, and the other is called Hongxia. Let's take a look, your eldest brother doesn't go home to find his wife first after selling the cooking cakes every day, but goes to the brothel to find Hongxia. To say that Pan Jinlian is not ugly, but your eldest brother is tired of playing, Wu Dalang is unreliable!"

Yue Fei said: "You're, I'm going to kill you!" Don't spread rumors, don't you?"

Brother Qiao Yun said: "I don't believe it, right? I'll take you there, your eldest brother must be happy with Hongxia at this hour, do you dare to go with me?"

Yue Fei said: "I dare, if you can't see my eldest brother doing that, you wait for me, I won't kill you." ”

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