Chapter 8 Yue Pao King is in distress and transforms

Two heroes meet. Yue Fei saw the down-and-out Wu Song in Sun Erniang's hotel.

The reason why Wu Song was downcast was that he failed to succeed in fighting the tiger in Jingyanggang for half a year, what can he do. Originally, I was going to go home to see my eldest brother Wu Dalang, but I don't know what year it will be delayed.

Yue Fei said: "Brother Wu, don't worry, you met me today, I will help you for free and destroy the tiger." ”

Wu Song said: "I heard about you, King Song Cannon, it is said that you will make some explosive packs, right?" What's that? Is it the magic weapon of the gods?"

Yue Fei said: "It's not so godly, but it's more than enough to deal with a tiger, to give you an analogy, it's a firecracker set off during the New Year, and the explosives package is an extra-large firecracker, which can kill the tiger at once." ”

Wu Song said: "Sounds amazing, then let's go." ”

Yue Fei said, "Okay big brother, go!"

Wang Gui said: "You two can just go, I haven't eaten enough." ”

Yue Fei said: "This is a pig. ”

Yue Fei and Wu Song rushed to Jingyanggang. I didn't expect it to be so far, I walked for three hours to arrive, and Yue Fei was tired and lay on the ground. Wu Song said: "Brother Yue, look at it, there is ahead!"

Yue Fei saw that there was a dirt slope on it, and there was a tavern on the soil slope, and there was a banner hanging on the tavern to solicit guests, and five big characters were written on it: "Three bowls are not enough".

Wu Song said: "Come on, Brother Yue, I see that you are also tired, take a walk, go up and finish drinking!"

Yue Fei said: "Okay big brother, drink two or two!"

The two walked into the tavern, and Wu Song shouted: "Little Er! Bring the wine!"

Xiao Er said, "Isn't this Brother Wu?" You just went back yesterday, and you're here again today?"

Wu Song said: "Yes, this time I brought a master, look, this is Brother Yue Fei!"

"The wine is coming!"

Xiao Er brought two large bowls and two jars of wine.

Yue Fei said: "Is this the legendary three bowls but Gang?"

Wu Song said: "Yes, as long as you are from here, drink two bowls at most, and drink three bowls to ensure that you are lying on the ground." But I, Wu Song, am not an ordinary person, I have drunk a total of eighteen bowls and I am fine, and I still go up the mountain to fight tigers. ”

Yue Fei said: "It's worthy of being a hero of fighting tigers, if you can drink it, I'll also drink two bowls to try!"

Yue Fei poured a bowl of wine, took it and drank it in a big gulp, Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun, one neck up, two bowls went down. Yue Fei didn't feel it at all.

Yue Fei said: "This degree is not too high, I estimate that it is no problem to drink five or six bowls!"

Xiao Er said: "General Yue, you can take it easy, it's nothing to drink, but after drinking, you can slowly get up." ”

Yue Fei didn't listen to persuasion, and drank a few more bowls, but he was still fine. Wu Song broke the record this time and drank twenty bowls.

"Let's go! Fight the tiger!" The two of them rushed to Jingyanggang.

When he arrived at Jingyang Gang, Yue Fei began to faint, seeing that everything had double vision, and he couldn't stand steadily when he walked, Yue Fei said: "Brother Wu!" Why did you suddenly grow a head again?"

Wu Song said: "It's nothing, you drank too much." ”

Yue Fei said: "Rub, it's really good wine, drink it." ”

Suddenly, a fierce wind blew, and I heard "Whoa!" With a roar, a big tiger popped out.

This tiger is really big, seven or eight meters tall and more than twenty meters long! looks very strong, this is going to eat Wu Song and Yue Fei!

Yue Fei said, "Ah, Brother Wu, why are there two tigers all at once?"

Wu Song said: "No, it's just one, you drank too much!"

Yue Fei said: "It seems that I just drank too much, I'll sleep for a while, I can't do it anymore." Yue ** pulled and lay down on the ground and fell asleep.

Wu Song said: "You are really a cheat! Where's your explosives bag?"

Yue Fei slept stupidly and couldn't hear anything.

Wu Song took out the whistle stick and fought with the tiger with the strength of the wine, but after two or three blows, the whistle stick was broken again. Wu Song looked at it, it was no longer good, and this time he ran for nothing. Wu Song scolded: "Your grandmother's, I didn't expect you to be a pit goods, grandpa doesn't care about you today, Wu Erlang will go!"

In the end, Wu Erlang ran back to Sun Erniang's tavern alone, and knocked Yue Fei down to Jingyanggang.

I sent it back to Sun Erniang's shop, and Wang Gui said, "Ye yes, why did you come back by yourself?" Where's my brother-in-law?"

Wu Song said: "Did you say that one is called Yue Pao?" If you don't think about him, he can't do anything, he is all a pit man, but he was eaten by a tiger, and he won't die if he doesn't die. ”

Wang Gui said: "King Yue Pao! You're dying so badly!" Then I cried for two hours.

In the end, Wang Gui said: "Rub, Wu Song, follow me, Yue Fei is dead, and I will mess with you in the future!"

Wu Song said: "I still have to fight the tiger to find the eldest brother!"

Wang Gui said: "Find a fart, follow me to the front line, be a general, and then look for it when you have money, look at your poor appearance, no one likes it." ”

Wu Song said: "It's a little reasonable, go, go to the front line!"

The two of them rushed to Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures, and the one who said that Yue Fei was really dead? Definitely can't die, not yet.

After Yue Fei drank too much, the tiger opened his bloody mouth, and ate too quickly, so he came and swallowed the dates and swallowed Yue Fei whole. This was supposed to be the way pythons eat people, and the tigers here also learned this trick. Although Yue Fei was swallowed in, Yue Fei did not die.

After a while, Yue Fei woke up, feeling warm and black around him. Yue Fei understood, and let the tiger eat it.

Yue Fei said: "Rub, you Wu Song Wu Erlang, you are not righteous, you ran away by yourself?"

This will Yue Fei wake up, he took out a blade from his arms, and opened the tiger's belly. As a result, the tiger screamed and died.

Yue Fei came out and looked at it and said, "Die so easily? It's so easy. ”

At this moment, more than a dozen tigers rushed up all around. Yue Fei was stupid, what should I do?

But the tiger spoke. "Heroes! You killed the tiger!"

It turned out that it was a dozen Orions dressed in tiger skins. Orion said, "What's your name?" You're a big hero, this tiger has been harming people for several years, and we can't help it, save you, kill it!"

Yue Fei said: "That's not simple, I first turned into a small mosquito, flew into the tiger's mouth, and then put in a miniature explosive bag, and the tiger was blown to death!"

Orion said: "Then you are the big hero of our Yanggu County, what is your name?"

Yue Fei thought: "I just don't say my real name, do something bad and frame Wu Song, so that you don't do justice!" So, Yue Fei said: "My name is Wu Song, I blew up the tiger!"

Orion said: "Fried Tiger Hero Wu Song!"

Since then, the story of Wu Song's fried tiger has spread. On this day, the fake Wu Songyue Fei was marching in Yanggu County, and suddenly a three-inch dead tree bark came to the side of the road, with a height of one meter and three, shouting: "Sell cooking cakes!" Cookout!"

Fake Wu Songyue Fei took a look, isn't this Wu Dalang? I have to recognize you as a big brother!

Fake Wu Song Yue Fei shouted: "Big brother! Your second brother Wu Song is here!"

Wu Dalang cried excitedly: "Second brother, go, go home and see your sister-in-law!"

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