Chapter 7: A Chance Encounter with a Great Hero
Chapter 7: A Chance Encounter with a Big Hero
On this day, Yue Fei was studying the upgraded version of the explosives bag at his home, and suddenly Wang Gui crawled in like a dog.
Wang Gui said: "Lao Yue, it's a bad thing, it's over, your Yue Fei is finished!"
Yue Fei said, "What's wrong, aren't you running well?"
Wang Gui said: "What a fart, it overturned." ”
Yue Fei said: "How is it possible, when, why?"
Wang Gui said: "You don't know, that Zhang Daliang is not an ordinary person, do you think his work is all done for nothing?" He will earn money. ”
Yue Fei said: "How can he make money, it turns out that he still lost money when he built a beautiful road, and the old man of the emperor didn't allocate more money to him!"
Wang Gui said: "Do you believe this? Lao Yue, don't you know, there is no official in the court who doesn't make money, he said that he doesn't make money just to have a good reputation, I still don't know about this? In fact, he spent 20,000 taels of silver to build the beautiful road and Yue Fei, and the original budget was 50,000 taels, and that Zhang Daliang would bargain and cut it into 25,000 taels of silver, and then he was hungry for some rotten wood in the middle of the beautiful road as a track, so it actually cost 20,000 taels. ”
Yue Fei said: "Then I remember that he asked the emperor for 100,000 taels!"
Wang Gui said: "It's not what's wrong, he earned 80,000 taels inside and out, and he became a meritorious minister, do you think this Zhang Daliang is a capable person?"
Yue Fei said: "Rub! Sure enough, it's a capable person, so my car overturned because of this?"
Wang Gui said: "It's not all Zhang Daliang's fault, there is a big official named Cai Jing in the court, he is in charge of the household department, he is a big corrupt official, he always thinks that the money is not enough, thinking of ways to make money, as soon as your beautiful road is completed, he is happy, do it once, feel good back and forth, Cai Jing made up his mind and decided to open your beautiful road to the people." ”
Yue Fei said: "My Yue Fei is a troop carrier!"
Wang Gui said: "Yes, Zhang Daliang also thought so at the beginning, he thought that your explosive bag would blow up Jin Guo, and Jin Guo would dare to come back?" So, you can't use it at all to build a Yue Fei, so you don't need to build it very strongly. This Daliang also miscalculated, but he didn't expect Cai Jing to come to the civilian use of the military and open up a special line for the tour of Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures. Who doesn't want to go and see it now, it used to take half a horse to go upside down, but now you go back and forth a day, and you have to buy tickets to be your Yue Fei!"
Yue Fei said, "I'll." It's a tourist line?"
Wang Gui said: "It's not good, every day the person is crowded like a dog, even on the roof of the car is standing on the person, as a result, the first two days fell to death, the third day, it's over, your Yue Fei derailed, the track was mixed with rotten wood, this time it's over, a car of people are dead, estimated to touch one or two thousand." ”
Yue Fei said: "Rub, can you blame me?" I didn't make it!"
Wang Gui said: "There is no way about this, it is true that you built it, but who made it, no one has the kung fu to investigate, and they know that the car is called 'Yue Fei', who built it if you didn't build it?" The dead people are all rich people, and there are also people who are officials, and they are all coming to Lao Yue now, you wait, it is estimated that you will be pulled down this time. ”
That's when the Divine Decree arrived! Yue Fei was selected to enter the palace to talk to the emperor about Yue Fei.
Yue Fei and Wang Gui went to the palace together, this will become a difficult brother, as soon as he saw the old emperor, Huizong said: "Yue Fei, what are you doing?"
Yue Fei said: "Your Majesty, I didn't build that car!"
Huizong said: "I know you didn't make it, but it's not the person you are looking for!" Why didn't you study the classes when you were looking for someone?"
Yue Fei said: "I just let that Zhang Daliang kill now, I saw that his skills were good, so I let him do it, but he not only has good road building skills, but also has better money-making skills, but I didn't take this money!"
Huizong said: "I know that you didn't take it, but you can't run away from this matter, I know that Yue Fei overturned, and I am looking for you to take revenge, I can't keep you now, just let you go, and then transfer you back after a few years when they forget it." ”
Yue Fei said, "Okay, that's it!"
As a result, Yue Fei was sent to the sixteen states of Yanyun.
Huizong said: "The beautiful road is no longer usable. The soldiers can't be transported, Yue Fei, you still have to be honest and guard the front line, and the sixteen states of Yanyun in the province will be lost again!"
Yue Fei had no choice but to take his wife and children to the border. Wang Gui said: "Lao Yue, I'll follow you wherever you go!" There was also a Zhang Jue who also followed Yue Fei away. and Lin Chong, who also followed. Yue Fei took the troops with him.
Go, go, go, Yue Fei is not in a good mood, and he doesn't plan to go straight to Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures. So he gave the family of soldiers and horses to Zhang Juelin Chong and led them to go first, Yue Fei and Wang Gui and others planned to go around the neighborhood to play around, and then go to Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures.
On this day, I played indiscriminately and came to the boundary of Shandong.
Yue Fei said: "I'm tired, find a place to drink and eat." ”
Wang Gui said, "Let's go." Just right, there's a hotel in front of you, go and eat!"
When I arrived at the hotel, it was not bad, it was a small mom-and-pop shop.
Yue Fei said: "Boss, what are you doing so delicious!"
The proprietress said, "The big meat buns are the best!" It smells so good!"
Yue Fei said: "It just so happens that I am very hungry alone, and it has been ringing for a long time. Bring me fifty buns!"
"I'm so tired!"
After a while, the buns came. Eat, eat, eat, after a while, I ate something hard, and when I saw it, it was a tooth, Yue Feixin said: This bun is so hard, it knocked out all my teeth?
When Wang Gui saw it, he screamed in fright, and said, "Lao Yue, it's over, you're done!"
Yue Fei said, "Why am I finished again?"
Wang Gui said: "You are a human meat stuffed bun!"
Yue Fei saw that this tooth was a personal tooth, either his own or in the meat filling.
Yue Fei vomited wildly and said, "Grandma, you are Sun Erniang, right, do you hurt me so much?"
When Sun Erniang heard this, she said, "Ho Ho Ho, do you know your grandmother's name?" I'll chop you both up in a moment!"
Wang Gui said, "Do you know who he is?"
Sun Erniang said: "Isn't it just a child? The meat is tender, save firewood. ”
Wang Gui said, "Ahhh Earn your dog's eyes, look, this is General Yue Fei, the Great Song Cannon King!"
When Sun Erniang heard this, she said, "Huh? You are the Cannon King Yue Fei? Disrespectful, disrespectful! Zhang Qing, good wine and good food are served!"
Zhang Qing is called Vegetable Garden, specializing in growing vegetables, and at the same time, he can stir-fry vegetables. Back then, it was because of a plate of good dishes that he won Sun Erniang's heart.
Yue Fei was not angry at this time, and said, "Don't say it, it feels really good to eat people, but I don't want to go, so I don't want to eat." ”
Wang Gui said: "Lao Yue, what you said is true, those big officials in the court like to eat human flesh feasts, it is said that it is very fragrant, but I am afraid of retribution for eating this thing, so I dare not eat it." ”
A few people became good friends all at once!
At this time, a Tuotou monk came. That is to say, this monk has hair. This man is disgraced, and he has no energy at all.
Sun Erniang said: "Wu Er, what's wrong with you?" Not going home yet? If you want me to say that you should take a detour, don't go to Jingyanggang!"
Wu Lao Er said: "I, Wu Song, just want to go to Jingyanggang, I don't believe that I can't beat that tiger." ”
Yue Fei said, "This is Wu Song? Wu Song fights tigers, big heroes!"
Sun Erniang said: "Fighting a tiger may not be a hero, the key is that Wu Song can't beat this tiger, this tiger in Jingyanggang is too big, Wu Song has been fighting for half a year, basically every day, sometimes he can't come back once in half a month, and he has broken hundreds of whistle sticks. ”
Yue Fei said: "Brother Wu Song! A hero of your size can't beat a tiger!"
Wu Song said: "Fuck, this tiger is too big, how tall is three zhang, how long is ten zhang, I haven't fought for half a year, hey, I can't beat the tiger in this life, I won't go back to see my eldest brother!"
Yue Fei said, "Don't, your sister-in-law is waiting for you to go back!" You met me today, it's easy to do, I'll go with you to ensure that you succeed in fighting the tiger!"
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