Chapter 763 - Open Crotch Pants
After dodging the dagger that came from the flying stab, Yue Shao'an didn't have time to stand up, and the dagger stabbed at him again, and the target was still his crotch. Yue Shao'an held the ground with both hands and hurriedly jumped back, the speed was unusually fast, but the speed of the dagger fully proved that there is no fastest, only faster.
Yue Shao'an, whose speed was already the limit of his body, still did not dodge the faster dagger, with the sound of the dagger piercing the ground, Yue Shaoan's pants were directly nailed to the ground, and in the process of his retreat, the entire crotch was "lala", and a huge opening was opened, and the obscene pants inside did not escape this sad fate, and they were also cruelly modified into open crotch pants by the dagger.
Yue Shao'an stood up in a cold sweat, jumped to the corner, glared, and said, "Are you crazy?" ”
General Chu didn't speak, his hand between his clothes trembled, and he rushed over again with a dagger in his hand.
Yue Shao'an was really stunned this time, if General Chu made a move to kill him, he could also understand that the two of them were enemies after all, but this move to capture the bird made him puzzled, he led the army to attack Dali, how did he end up here?
Yue Shao'an was puzzled, but his hand was not slow, watching the dagger stab, he raised his hand and grabbed General Chu's wrist violently, and pinched it hard, General Chu was in pain, and his fingers were slightly loose, "Dangchang!" With a sound, the dagger fell to the ground.
General Chu saw that his hands could no longer move, and he headed towards Yue Shao'an's front door. Although she was dizzy when her head was touched by Yue Shaoan's fist along the way, it was Yue Shaoan's nose that she encountered at this moment, and the result was completely different.
Yue Shao'an snorted in pain, his nose bleeded, and he threw General Chu out, glared angrily, and said, "Crazy woman, what kind of madness are you?" ”
"Beast-" General Chu gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words from between his teeth.
Yue Shaoan was inexplicable, and said angrily: "What happened to you?" ”
General Chu bit his lip tightly, trembling with anger, tears rolling in his eyes, but he couldn't speak.
No matter what, she didn't attack again at the moment, Yue Shao'an was able to catch his breath for a moment, feeling the sore nose and the nosebleed that had crossed the "Erdao River", and no longer paying attention to the "crazy woman", he reached into his arms and felt something.
General Chu watched his movements, thinking that he was going to take a sharp weapon, and was about to rush forward to die with him, but he was suddenly stunned. Because in Yue Shaoan's hands, he didn't grab any sharp weapons, but a skirt. After pulling out the hem of his skirt, he covered it directly to his mouth.
General Chu looked at Yue Shao'an's actions, and his pretty face suddenly said, "Teng!" "Suddenly, the punishment is red. Rushing forward, shouting, "Shameless, give it back to me!" ”
After Yue Shao'an just wiped the nosebleed from his lips, General Chu said that her skirt snatched back, and this time, she didn't fight, snatched the skirt, and retreated, her eyebrows were tightly locked, looking at the blood stains on the skirt, there was a little dazed on her face, she lowered her head, and then glanced between her legs, and suddenly realized that she was smiling, smiling, and tears flowed from her eyes...... I actually cried with joy......
Yue Shaoan looked at such a strange scene, and was surprised in his heart, but he didn't expect that the desperate action before was actually for this skirt, Yue Shaoan looked down at his "open crotch pants", wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said with a smile: "For a rag, as for it......"
General Chu looked at him, and when he saw the white skin and flesh between his legs exposed in his "open crotch pants", he couldn't help but avoid his gaze slightly, and glared at him fiercely.
Yue Shaoan looked at General Chu's movements, thought about it carefully, and finally understood, stared at General Chu, and said, "You actually think I ...... you"
"Shut up-" General Chu was afraid that he would say what he would say, so he hurriedly spoke out to stop him, and finally remembered that he had kissed his mouth before, and hated it again in his heart, and said coldly: "When I leave here, I will definitely tear your mouth ......"
For this kind of threat, Yue Shaoan didn't know how much he had heard, so he naturally ignored it, but being chased and cut by someone without interruption still made him unhappy, and he couldn't help but say: "I knew that I was cut if I didn't do it, it's better to do it than ...... at the beginning."
"You-" General Chu was so angry that he was about to rush over again, and suddenly, "Bang bang!" There was a knock at the door.
The two of them both stopped their movements and looked towards the door, in this regard, Yue Shao'an's reaction was obviously much faster than General Chu, he did not rush to open the door, but kicked the dagger up, it in his hand, kicked it into his boots, and rushed to General Chu's side with a brisk step, hugged her waist, and the two of them fell on the bed board.
Then, without waiting for General Chu to speak, Yue Shaoan smiled and said loudly: "Is it Aunt Seven?" ”
"It's me!" With the voice, the door was pushed open, and the seventh aunt walked into the room with a puzzled face, looked at the two and said, "Aren't you used to living?" ”
"No, no......" Yue Shaoan said a little embarrassedly: "The habit of living, just running all the way, I didn't notice that the pants were already tattered, she said that she wanted to sew for me, I was worried about her body, so I quarreled, I didn't want to alarm Aunt Qi, I'm really embarrassed." ”
Aunt Seven looked at the bloodstains on Yue Shao'an's face, her brows wrinkled obviously, the sky had gradually brightened at this time, by the light, and then looked down, Yue Shao'an's tattered crotch was in her eyes, Aunt Seven was slightly taken aback, and said: "What do you have to say, you are also tired for a day, let's sleep for a while." Or, take off your clothes, and I'll make it up for you! ”
Yue Shaoan shook his head again and again, and said, "How dare you bother Aunt Seven, just borrow me some needles and threads." I'll let the lady help me make it up......" After that, he turned his head, raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at General Chu playfully.
General Chu glared back at him fiercely and did not speak.
Because of Yue Shao'an's covering, Aunt Qi didn't see the expressions of the two, and when she heard Yue Shao'an's words, she nodded lightly and said, "It's okay!" And he left the house.
As soon as the footsteps of the seventh aunt were far away, General Chu turned his head, with a look on his face that he was eager to eat Yue Shao'an, and said word by word: "Take your dirty hands away......"
Yue Shaoan smiled: "Dirty hands are not put on your body, this is just a clean ......"
"You ......"
Yue Shaoan didn't wait for her to come out, so he jumped up and hid.
When the two were talking in the house, Aunt Seven had already gone and returned, and another invisible smoke of gunpowder was suppressed under the arrival of Aunt Seven. After Yue Shaoan took the needle and thread sent by Aunt Qi, he was polite and sent Aunt Qi away. I found a place near the window and carefully sewed it myself.
Seeing that Yue Shao'an didn't come to ridicule himself again, General Chu breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but be curious in his heart, would Yue Shao'an, who was like an emperor, really be a female celebrity? General Chu couldn't help but want to see how he looked ugly.
Quietly poking his eyes out, but General Chu couldn't help but gasp, Yue Shao'an threaded the needle, pinched the horns and sewed, and ended a good pair of real threads, which ordinary women may not be able to match.
Looking at Yue Shao'an's skillful techniques, she couldn't help but say, "I really didn't expect that you would be a female celebrity." If this is said, it is estimated that no one in the world will believe it. Who the hell are you......"
Yue Shaoan lowered his head and sewed the crotch of his pants, and replied casually: "Ordinary people ......"