Yue Shao'an was able to skillfully sew and mend his clothes, sewing and mending the pants that had been torn off a piece of cloth, and he could hardly tell that there was a missing piece there, which made General Chu extremely surprised. The main reason is that the pants of this era are relatively fat, and even if you remove a piece of cloth, you can change it to be thinner. In his previous life, Yue Shao'an's family was poor, and he depended on his mother for his life, so he naturally did this work by himself, and he didn't pay attention to General Chu's surprise, but the two of them lived for more than half a month.

Halfway through, General Chu and Yue Shao'an tried to leave several times, but they were unsuccessful, saying that the people in Xiangshan Village were too enthusiastic, and the ghosts believed it. The main reason is that the two of them behaved differently from ordinary people, which made the village leaders not trust them very much, but after all, they are ordinary villagers, not bandits, and they still can't do things that kill other people's lives at will.

In short, we don't care if you two walk around the village, but if you want to go out, then there must be a brother with a brick in the eye.

Yue Shao'an stayed here for two days and gradually adapted to the environment here, and talked and laughed with the people around him, especially the women in the village, who liked to talk to this good-looking young man.

On the other hand, General Chu is much more restrained, her growing environment is completely different from Yue Shao'an, and she is a little repulsed by many things in the village, and she can't fit into the crowd here. Whenever Yue Shao'an talked to those sixth aunts, eighth mothers, second mothers, and third girls, he listened to them.

Today is the time for Yue Shao'an to tell jokes, I saw Yue Shao'an roll up his sleeves, moved his arms and coughed twice, and those women all stared at him, their eyes were motionless, their mouths were very tight, they didn't dare to make a sound, and waited intently for Yue Shao'an to speak.

Yue Shaoan patted the dust on his sleeve, twisted his head, and then said: "It is said that in the Five Dynasties period a hundred years ago, there was a miracle doctor who could know the condition by observing urine, and spread it to the gods. Not far from the village where the doctor lives, there is a nunnery, in which an old nun and a small nun depend on each other. On this day, the old nun occasionally felt unwell, so he thought of the miracle doctor, and peed half a basin......"

"How big is the basin?" Suddenly, someone asked.

Yue Shaoan was slightly stunned, and then smiled and gestured.

"Wow, such a big basin, this old nun is too good at peeing, right?"

As soon as the surprised person's voice fell, someone scolded: "How much urine does the housekeeper have, shut your mouth, and listen to Brother Yue continue." ”

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Yue Shao'an cleared his throat and continued: "Lao Ni handed over the urine to Xiao Ni and asked him to take the urine to the miracle doctor, Xiao Ni carried half a basin of urine and came down the mountain all the way, and accidentally knocked over the urine halfway, and was afraid in his heart, so he cried on the side of the road, this cry, only crying can be heard for ten miles, and the sadness is pitiful......

"How loud is that?" Someone else is starting to chime in.

"Isn't it just half a basin of urine, as for crying like this?"

Hearing this question, Yue Shaoan slapped his palms and said, "By the way, at this time, someone came over, and he also said this." ”

General Chu couldn't help but be attracted when he listened to Yue Shao'an's words, although his eyes were not staring at him like other women, but his ears had already noticed this.

I only heard Yue Shao'an continue: "The person who spoke is also a woman, Xiao Ni looked up and told the reason for the matter. When the woman heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she opened her hakama, and there was a commotion, and Xiao Ni was stunned for a moment, and found that the basin was full......"

"This one is better at urinating."

"Shut up!"

Yue Shao'an ignored the women who interjected and continued: "After that, Xiao Ni took this woman's urine and went to the divine doctor. The doctor studied for a long time and wrote a note to Xiao Ni. Xiao Ni didn't dare to look at it all the way, folded it and took it back. Back at the nunnery, the old nun was shocked when she saw the note...... Okay, that's all for today, and we'll talk about the rest tomorrow......"

After saying that, Yue Shaoan waved his sleeves and was about to turn his head and leave. The women were suddenly anxious, how could they say half of the words, you didn't say the wonderful part, isn't this torture? So, everyone pulled Yue Shaoan and didn't let him go.

Yue Shaoan spread his hands helplessly and said, "That's all for today, if you go back later, my lady should be unhappy." As he spoke, he pouted at General Chu.

The women begged General Chu again, General Chu heard Yue Shao'an call her lady, and she didn't want to pay attention to it, if she ignored it at this moment, wouldn't she admit that she was her lady? However, he couldn't bear the entanglement of the women, so he gritted his teeth and reluctantly smiled and nodded.

Yue Shao'an saw that his goal had been achieved, so he laughed, raised his eyebrows at General Chu, and said, "The note that Lao Ni read was actually nothing special, only two words were written, 'Youxi-'"

"Can Lao Ni have children?" Someone wondered.

Yue Shao'an said: "Yes, Lao Ni is also strange, he has not had anything to do with men, how can there be joy, after thinking about it, Lao Ni was relieved, and sighed: 'In this world, even the wooden stick can't be trusted'......"

"Huh?"

After a period of surprise, all the women laughed and leaned back, and some people said that Yue Shao'an's kid was too bad. However, no one scolded him for not being a regular person, Yue Shaoan also laughed, the reason why he was able to stay here was also because the folk customs here were open, and even the women could occasionally tell a little yellow joke. There are many similarities between this and his previous life.

However, General Chu obviously couldn't adapt to it, at first, he hadn't reacted, how could there be a connection between this drama and a wooden stick, but after all, she was already an adult woman, she didn't fully understand, and she could guess it, so she couldn't help but blush, glared at Yue Shao'an fiercely, and turned around and walked towards the house.

Yue Shao'an had been paying attention to the changes in General Chu, and when he saw her like this, he couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, and he walked towards the room. He had just taken two steps when suddenly, a middle-aged man's voice came: "You lady, it's not simple......"

Yue Shao'an turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw a man in his sixties holding a wooden stick in his hands, leaning his back against the earthen wall, half-lying there, as if he had said something unintentionally. When Yue Shao'an turned his head and looked at him, he seemed to have said nothing, hugged the wooden stick tightly, rubbed his head against the earthen wall, put it in a comfortable position, closed his eyes, and let the dirt stain his hair, but his face was still peaceful.

Yue Shaoan couldn't help but take a few more looks, and said secretly in his heart, Damn, didn't you meet a "Wolong" here.

However, the heavens seemed to be teasing him, and then, the man's second sentence directly knocked his thoughts down, and "Wolong" directly turned into a loach. I only heard the man yawn and said: "The front is convex and backward, the waist is thin and unbearable, the buttocks are fat like waves, and the appearance of a man is ......."