On the balcony on the second floor of the small building, facing south, sit Wang Mumu and Wanyan Taoping. All the people on the lawn outside the building, the Liuqiu and the Jurchens, including the enthusiastic audience of Liao Guoren next door, could clearly see the every move of the two people on the balcony. But because of the distance, I could see the shape of their mouths, but I couldn't hear their words clearly.

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Wang Mumu: "When did you wear it?" ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I'm five years old this year, so I wore it five years ago!" ”

Wang Mumu: "You wore it directly on the baby?" ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I wore it directly into my mother's belly!" That is, it was put into the belly of the wife of Wanyan Wuyashu, the son of Wanyan Wuyashu, the leader of the Wanyan tribe of the Jurchen Wanyan tribe. At the time, I thought I had fallen into the sea and been caught in a sea stinger or octopus. ”

Wang Mumu: "Then, you are completely 11th century people, but your soul is parasitized?" Or should I say that I'm talking to an 11th-century five-year-old girl right now, and I'm talking to a 21st-century goddess right now, right? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Yes, my mouth is starting to be sweet, call me a goddess?" Shoot me on the back? Alas, I was reborn by borrowing the womb, so you are borrowing the corpse to return the soul? Are you the king of the 21st century and the king of the 11th century? ”

Wang Mumu: "Don't say it so ugly, okay?" It was as if I was killing people for money and robbers. I also attached myself to this 11th-century Wang Mumu in an unconscious state, and I walked through it in a daze during the Wenchuan earthquake, which was at 14:28:04 on May 12, 2008. I don't think I need to feel guilty about my body. My body was originally beaten to death by the officials, and my arrival was to extend his life. ”

Wanyan Taoping: "There is no need to explain, the era has not yet developed to the stage where it can be actively crossed. Book lovers who support time-traveling novels understand this truth, so many people wake up, shake their heads, look around, everything is the same, then last night was a dream; Everything has changed, and that is the crossing. As far as I know, there are only two people who wake up and find that everything around them has changed. One is you and the other is me. Oh, I'm a little emotional, oh, I'm telling you, I came through a flight loss incident, which was on the morning of September 11, 2020. ”

Wang Mumu: "I was 37 years old in 2008, 1080 when I wore it, and my Wang Mumu was 18 years old. ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I was 45 years old in 2020, and I was 1085 when I wore it, and I was 0 years old. ”

Wang Mumu: "Then, I am now 56 years old; You're 50 years old now, or am I older than you? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Of course you are older than me, but you are not only 6 years older than me. This time should be calculated like this, when I wore it 5 years ago, the 21st century was 2020. Then the 21st century, which is now parallel to us, should be 2025. So now you and me, in comparison, in total, you are now 72 years old, and I am now 50 years old. ”

Wang Mumu: "This, it doesn't seem to be counted like this." I haven't lived in the 21st century between 2008 and 2020, and this is an off-the-books asset that cannot be included in the total. Well, this, how to account, unprecedented. Well, let's not talk about it. Anyway, the size is bigger than you, so we don't have to go against the sky. Alas, this crossing is so strange, I was smashed by a fallen brick wall in the Wenchuan earthquake to the Song Dynasty. So, you? ”

Wan Yan Taoping: "I was on the way from Boston to Los Angeles on a certain airline, the gangsters hijacked the plane, and after the gangsters completed the mission, they escaped from a high-altitude parachute very skillfully. I'm not a gangster, I don't have a parachute, but I was sucked out by the air flow outside the plane, I fell high in the air, I floated in the clouds, I fell, fell, floated, and I floated across the Pacific Ocean and fell into the belly of Wanyan Wuyashu's wife. ”

Wang Mumu: "Hey, it would be nice if you could fall into the Great Song Dynasty, our Great Song Dynasty still has a return fund for the Song people who have returned from overseas and fled back from neighboring countries, and if the investigation is true, the government will send you a few hundred documents to let you settle down." Of course, it would be better if we could fall into our begging. Haha, it's rare to have a friend who wears it to visit, I will definitely eat and drink for you. It's okay if you want to be a child, I have eight wives now, and I don't object to which belly you wear. After you are born, say hello to me, I will definitely hold you every day and sing you a lullaby of the 21st century! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Think beautifully!" You're not disgusting? Don't you want to think? If that's the case, the little girl you are holding in swaddling clothes, drooling and eating milk, suddenly winks at you, hooks her fingers and smiles, bites her ear and tells you, the old lady is seventy years old this year, no teeth and no property, you must be cautious when you hold me, I remember that there is a risk in sleeping, I am you raising this is good, but you are raising an old lady, the old lady is a little monster, don't blame your harem! May I ask Mu Mu Xiao Wang, do you love me or not? ”

Wang Mumu: "Good, good, good." Stop, stop. What babies say, that's what they say. When it comes to parenting, it's still your current preschooler who is worry-free. Haha, I accept the reality, Wanyan Taoping, a five-year-old little doll, has good eloquence, and is beautiful, my brother has given up killing people and extinguishing his mouth, my brother welcomes you to Liuqiu, and you are welcome to Harvard! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "That, it's a must!" ”

Wang Mumu: "Huh? So confident? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I originally graduated from Harvard!" ”

Wang Mumu: "Really? What major? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Archaeology! ”

Wang Mumu: "Hehe, you have the ability and are forward-looking, you have dug up the ancestral graves until the Song Dynasty." ”

Wanyan Taoping: "What are you talking about?" Archaeology is digging ancestral graves? The frog at the bottom of the well, a hole in view. I know you don't understand the scope of new archaeology, now, archaeology, not only to investigate ancient tombs and monuments, antiquities and ancient buildings. It is also necessary to study intangible heritage, prehistoric civilizations, the remains of extraterrestrial worlds on Earth, and so on. Got it? The old-fashioned post-70s! ”

Wang Mumu: "Yes, yes, the white bone spirit of the post-80s." Then, I'm very gentlemanly asking, are you doing well? Now that you've come from afar, you've learned to take care of yourself? Every bit of the past, still in the bottom of my heart? Did you ever have a happy home in the past? Do you also have a beautiful world now? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I know, Lord Mumu, in your previous life, in the era of the Great Revolution that you once experienced, there was a saying, called, you can't choose your background, and you make your own way." I traveled to the Jurchen tribe, and I can't choose my origin. However, the path after being reborn is something I can choose for myself. Today, you and I, sitting on this balcony, are talking to each other in the distance under you and my many subordinates, and we are talking in the vernacular. I can tell you that I was in my previous life, 45 years old, I was still a yellow flower girl, and I became a Monkey King. I have a good education, I have high ability, I am outstanding, I also have some savings, I am a fancy sister, I have a lot of suitors around me, but I don't want to start a family. Because, I have a psychological shadow, I prefer to deal with dead people and ancient corpses, and I hate intrigue. ”

Wang Mumu: "Do you like dead people's ancient corpses?" Hehe, you yourself are a rare breed, quite alternative, so you came to the Song Dynasty to study the ancients? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Don't talk about me, the reason why I am like this is that the root of all the diseases is on you!" You have a responsibility that cannot be shirked! ”

Wang Mumu: "What is this?" Wanyan Taoping, the little county lord, in the Song Dynasty, you and I only met today; In my previous life, you and I didn't seem to have much to do with each other. You and I, heart to heart? No way! It's not the Olympics, so what's my responsibility? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "You just have to be responsible!" When I was four years old, I figured out, why did I wear this era? It's you! It's you! Or you! ”

Wang Mumu: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, little county lord, the people on the lawn are watching the two of us." You look like this, stomping and dancing, as if you and I are flirting, how inappropriate! I said, Speak with your conscience; Accountability should be evidence-based. You are a Monkey King, can you rely on me? I am not a Buddha, I am not Guanyin, the mountain pressing on you has nothing to do with me! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "It's about you!" However, I won't talk about this for now, I will first talk about my miserable childhood after I fell into the belly of a Jurchen woman! When you hear this, you will feel even more guilty; After you listen to this, you will deeply understand my marriage this time and my marriage this time! ”

Wang Mumu: "Hehe, I met a porcelain toucher today, and I fell in love with it." Don't, don't stare at you. You are only five years old, everyone is watching, you are very good at misunderstanding, don't be me, bully the weak and bully, and have a low character. Alas, today's day is really bad, I forgot to look at the yellow calendar when I went out. ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I wore it into my mother's belly, and I was ignorant, and I didn't realize it." Later, through my belly, I heard human words. However, I, a master of arts who knows many Chinese, will not understand, I am very worried about myself, don't travel to the primitive society, don't be a Chinese little ape tens of thousands of years ago.

I was pregnant in October, and once I gave birth, I pulled my voice and tried my best to cry and scream into the world. I cut the umbilical cord and washed away the amniotic fluid, and I was greeted by my mother's bulging shuāng milk. I hadn't gotten rid of the cleanliness of my previous life for a while, and I protested against the juice in my milk. I spit out the purple grapes that were forced into my mouth, and I thought about the milk tea, latte, and all kinds of snacks from my previous life.

However, man is iron, and rice is steel. When I saw my environment clearly, I resigned myself to my fate. I saw men and women in animal skins, I saw strong men with pigtails, I saw only wooden utensils, and I saw the snow outside the house, and the pines and cypresses were evergreen. I, a scholar of archaeology, hurriedly carried my book bag, I thought, they live in a board house, then I don't need to burrow to be a small hilltop cave man; They had iron tools, at least after the Bronze Age; If they don't have porcelain, it's not China, and with that pigtail, I lament that I'm non-mainstream, I've become a minority; I looked at the heavy snow, I looked at the evergreen pines and cypresses, and I thought I was in the three eastern provinces. Becoming a local custom, I became a little girl like this.

I'm a year old, I can't speak, but I have ears. I can understand what others say, and I worked hard to learn Jurchen and Khitan languages, and translated them into Chinese in my heart. I already know that I am in the Jurchen Wanyan tribe. Now we have a very difficult life, without food and clothing. Those who starved to death, those who froze to death, those who died of disease, those who were bitten to death while hunting, were everywhere. One day, all the adult men went hunting far away. At night, a pack of hungry wolves came. My two aunts were on the front line and died at home. I was held in the arms of my four-year-old brother-in-law, two children, hiding in the closet, trembling at the sound of wolves howling all night. When the sun rose in the east, the surviving men, women, and children of the family all collapsed at the door.

At the age of two, I had no problem walking or running. I use my rich body language, coupled with simple words, to express my will, and my wisdom. I first taught them how to make fish gelatin and boil it with fish fat. I wanted to express this meaning, and I climbed, and painted, and screamed, and I jumped, and finally they didn't burn the fish fat, but boiled it; Finally, instead of letting them eat the gelatin as jelly, they understood that it was an adhesive. Then, I'm going to improve. We Jurchens, at that time, only had a single bow. I used the accumulation of my previous life, I climbed on the horns, animal bones, tendons, horsetails, and fish glue that I had hunted, and constantly pushed these things around, rearranged them, and combined them repeatedly. Finally, my grandfather, who had been through the storm and had seen the world for a long time, opened his mind, and among my countless Yes or No, he made the first composite bow of the Jurchens, and also made a bow and arrow made of animal bones. Since then, my status in my family has increased. The intelligence I have fully displayed has formed a certain shamanic demeanor.

At the age of three, I had already instructed the people in my family to exchange items for the Liao Kingdom and the Song Kingdom with the bezoar and Ma Bao that I had originally discarded. The Jurchens could not afford silk, the Jurchens did not have linen, and the Jurchens only had animal skins. When the weather is hot, the animal skin can be put on a piece diagonally, and half a piece can be built; When it's cold, it's not good to wrap the animal skin tightly, not to mention, many people don't have animal skin. It was I who taught them to collect and weave the grass and warm the hearts of many people.

When I was four years old, I was in the council chamber and I heard some talk. Say, to the south of our main country, the Liao Kingdom, there is a country called the Song Kingdom. This Song Kingdom is very rich, with copper and iron, silk, mansions, towers, fruits and vegetables in the four seasons, and grains. For the idle hungry people, the Song State would gather them together as box soldiers, providing food and clothing; The peasants of the Song Kingdom, who had no money, could also use the green seedlings to take out loans to meet their temporary needs. In particular, in this Song country, there is a state called Liuqiu, the fairy mountain in the sea, and the Qiongge in the ocean, where everyone is fed and clothed, and every family is happy. There are airships in the sky, huge ships in the sea, ships do not rely on sails, people travel between heaven and earth, school does not cost money, and treatment is public expense. The one who controls can communicate with heaven and earth, can transmit sound for thousands of miles, can capture thunder and lightning, can turn waste into treasure, and has vast and unpredictable powers. He also said that there is also a Harvard University in this stream, which is all in charge of Mazu Bodhisattva, the predecessor of this Mazu Bodhisattva is the princess of Shu Kingdom, Zhao Qianyu. Later, three flowers bloomed, and the other two were Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang. Haha, I study archaeology, I still know some history, this Shu princess Zhao Qianyu and Yuwen Rounu and Hu Sanniang, I am very familiar with it! I've also heard that all three flowers have now been picked by a little carpenter. The little carpenter's name was Wang Mumu. Oh, I also know this Wang Mumu! It's just that I didn't know about this Wang Mumu from history, but from life.

I know that I am a time-traveler, I studied archaeology in my previous life, I have nothing to do, I have time, and I have read a lot of time-traveling novels. Since I am lucky to have come to an era when a traveler already has a revolutionary base, and I am still young now, and I am not studying science and engineering, haha, of course I want to take a ride, not to mention, that person is still Wang Mumu, he owes me!

I spent a whole year on the walls of the slab house, using pirated and self-created hieroglyphs to express my desire to wander. I pointed out that for the Jurchens, my trip had more advantages than disadvantages. I also promise that I will not forget the place where I was born and raised, whether it is in Tiannan or Haibei, I will remember here, the sun is in the warm and beautiful hills, the flowers are quietly blooming, the white mountains and black water, the sheep are fat and the horses are strong, and the girl's body is filled with the fragrance of flowers that makes people feel intoxicated. Even if I go out and wander, my heart will not grieve alone, nor will my eyes lose its way. The fragrance of the flowers in my hometown will always be the only wing that can bring me back. I also said that I would not betray the interests of my own tribe, that the heavens are great and the earth is wide, and that we are gathered together on the earth; There are a lot of people and a lot of talk, so we must have a big home. I will definitely find a win-win road and embark on the road of common prosperity.

At my insistence, Grandpa Wanyan also took this matter seriously and sent someone out to inquire about the truth of the relevant rumors. There are all kinds of things, and as a result, I also heard the news that Xiao Xian'er, the lord of Liaoguo, was going to marry, and I also heard the news that the princess of Xixia was hitchhiking. The people in the tribe are very thoughtful, this person is much stronger than our Jurchen in Liao and Western Xia, and they still have to use the county lord and princess to marry their relatives, and our Jurchen follow behind, and it seems that they can't afford to lose anything.

When we Jurchens were choosing candidates, I tried my best to disagree with the people, and the dung was all the aunts at that time. I fought to the top, stood out from the crowd, and became the most charismatic dispatcher. We Jurchens also wanted to take a ride to Liaoguo together, but it was also my perseverance that inspired and standardized this Heqin project with the principle of independence and innovation and development. Because I am really young, there is a military division in our mission, and he has a lot of say in the actions of the mission. So, because of his ignorance and stealing heart, there was the misunderstanding just now, the blind date became a robbery, and the marriage became a death. Alas, it seems, you and I, still have to give this castration, looking for a reasonable statement and a perfect ending? After all, except for ourselves, the eyes of the Liao Kingdom and Western Xia next door are open, you say, isn't it? ”

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