In a villa on Putuo Mountain, the hero of cooking wine has now evolved into Putuo Longzhong. Now, Wang Mumu and Wanyan Taoping are discussing how to deal with the fight just now and the injured people.

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Wang Mumu: "Little girl, you are not doing this authentically. You are here to make peace, and we are here to negotiate specific matters at the request of your relatives, why did your subordinates come to besiege us instead? Do you want to kill all the women around me? Are you trying to kidnap and threaten me? Whether? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Oh, lord, I have to say it a few times before you can believe it." We really wanted to test the actual combat effect of your beautiful armor, that's why we ......."

Wang Mumu: "Stop, stop, little girl, old monster, don't say anything." Well, I'll tell you a big secret, a secret that we beg people to beg. That is, in our team, there is a girl, you see, the blonde and blue-eyed European girl in the lawn downstairs, her name is Flower Fairy, and she is a mind reader. You probably lived in the United States in your previous life. Then you must know that in the United States, there is a psychology professor named Mark Salem, he is a "brain reading master", he is also a living "lie detector", he is a senior adviser to the New York Police Department. This flower fairy of ours is as good as he is. So, don't be sloppy in front of me, as soon as we enter your courtyard, the flower fairy reads your mind. With so many samples, you can't go wrong. These people all obeyed the old man of the military advisor, and their thoughts were completely the same, that is, listen to the words of the military advisor, kill women, and arrest men! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Hehe, Lord Mumu, that's good, recruit rebels, build nests and attract phoenixes, you have gathered a lot of talents now." Alas, since God also helps you like this, then I will be honest with you. Yes, you have already understood what my advisors mean. However, that's not what I meant. I think you've noticed that I'm whistling on the swings as my men besiege you, and I'm telling them to back off, I'm warning them of disaster! However, we Jurchens are impulsive, and as soon as we make a move, we can't stop our legs! Besides, they obeyed the orders of the old man and did not listen to my advice, because I was only five years old! In this matter, I am in your presence, and I confess that we are savage; However, you and I still have to get along amicably, so, externally, as I said, we are just a friendly match? Perhaps, this is a bit fantastical, but whether others believe it or not, anyway, I believe it myself. You, too, take the lead and believe together. In this way, others, just don't believe, does it matter? In that case, isn't it, they will, might as well believe it, right? ”

Wang Mumu: "Hehe, little girl, are you studying archaeology?" Or did you study modern psychology? Or do you write novels as an amateur? Look at you, a friendly match? How cleverly put it! Talking about a castration as a thorough investigation! This bottom and that bottom, hehe, this concept is well blurred! Well, the excuse is up to you and me, and it's up to the audience to believe it or not. It's just that, you see, on that lawn, your 58 guards have all become eunuchs. This was what you wanted to hurt us, but unexpectedly, you smashed your own feet and were touched by beautiful women. For these people, the above excuses are really bleak. What else can you say, bone-liner? To iron out everyone who knows and doesn't? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I'm also very annoyed with them, these disobedient minions. Tonight, I will tell them that if you want to go back, you can go back, and if you don't want to go back, you can stay in Putuo Mountain, and together with the 200 monks of Liao, you can be a monk together, burn incense and worship Buddha! If, because there is a problem with Dumu, then I don't mind if they build a Taoist temple on Putuo Mountain, so I will come to pay tribute to Mazu Bodhisattva. This Mazu is also the immortal of your Harvard lineage, bless the sea frontier, bless the fishing grounds, bless the flow of prayer, bless you and me. This, they, and the Liao people, can be regarded as having the same fate and the same return, everyone is one ear, everyone is missing eggs, then, each in place! Different means to the same end!

For the outside world, it is said that these loyal and brave Jurchen slaves, for the sake of their masters and clan fortunes, sacrificed their lives to seek Buddha, shed their blood for gods, donated their bodies to the Lord, and prayed for the blessing of the county lord. Determined, let go of the burden, cut off the root of love, escape into the empty door, concentrate on self-cultivation, based on Putuo, look at the East China Sea, no love, no desire. ”

Wang Mumu: "I'm a little dizzy, little county lord, are you five years old?" Fifty years old? Your cherry bite, I look at it, it's like a big mouthful. You, like a little monster, like an old monster, anyway, you're a monster! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Lord Wang, to be honest, your whole body armor is really good; Truth be told, my 58 fools have been shot and electrocuted by your dagger guns, and they still have a demented face, and they don't know why. Lord, please pay attention to the image, please close your open mouth. Don't be surprised, I've read more books than you do. I, in the 21st century, though a woman. But, as common sense, the uncivilized fools on the lawn still have convulsions after being electrocuted, and I can still see them at a glance. To be honest, now, our Jurchen weapons lag behind the Liao State, and the weapons of the Liao State lag behind the Song State, and the weapons of the Song State lag behind Liuqiu by a large margin. As far as I know now, you have airships, giant ships, machine guns, and bombs. In terms of materials, you already have basic chemical industry, you have generators and steam engines, you have a relatively advanced smelting industry, you have a manufacturing industry that is not lagging behind the First World War, your electronics industry has also started, and your communication and broadcasting capabilities have reached the level of the early 20th century. Of course, your development is uneven, and even compared to our previous lives, you have found a different path. I've been to the docks, I've seen your big cement ship to the extreme, I've studied your pragmatic bare ship type. What particularly surprised me was your size monster, this kind of static float semi-monocoque design of the aircraft, it is really incredible, even in the 21st century, it has never appeared. If you find a venture capitalist in a thousand years, you will not have to worry about wealth and wealth.

Lord Wang, I'm really, really curious about you. Okay, don't diverge, get back to that. Now, looking at Asia and the world, you can really beat the invincible opponents of the world with these weapons and objects that are beyond the times. Everyone is a traverser, don't you haha, I have a sentence I want to ask, why don't you do a big thing like many traversal gods? For example, waving troops to the north, smashing Huanglong, detouring to Goryeo, pacifying Western Xia, expanding everywhere, and dominating the world? This, whether you are happy to be revenge or revenge, whether it is to repay the family and defend the country, whether it is to be famous for a hundred generations, whether you are to get ahead, whether you are the emperor yourself, whether you are assisting a Ming monarch, whether you can raise a child of the Great Song Dynasty to be the boss, why don't you use your Great Song Golden Finger? Why don't you be a great Song merry genius? Why don't you make a big Song Yipin talent? Or the Great Song Dynasty? Or the Great Song Dynasty Divine Doctor? Or the Great Song Pirates? Or is it the king with a different surname in the Great Song Dynasty? Or the Southern Song Dynasty Jinyiwei? Or the best royal idler? The all-round genius back in time to the Song Dynasty?

Lord Mumu, you can also make a book of Great Song Dynasty weapons; You can also live the inhuman life of Dr. Song Shi for a few years. In those years when you traveled to the Song Dynasty, you could run a Great Song Times Weekly! Record a record of the Great Song Empire! Interpret the riddles of the Song Dynasty, and in the Harvard University of the Song Dynasty, write down your thousand songs; Capture the Song; New Song; Ya Song; Yi Song; Late Song Dynasty; Hunting Song; Burial of the Song Dynasty; Shocking Song; Thief Song; Fight for the Song Dynasty, the Dark Great Song Dynasty. You can also straighten out these things in the Song Dynasty, let the Great Song Dynasty rule the world for 800 years, cross the world, snipe the Southern Song Dynasty, and achieve the Great Song Dynasty. You can also talk to the little chef of the Northern Song Dynasty about living and working in peace and contentment in the Great Song Dynasty, the romance of the New Song Dynasty, the fishing color of the Great Song Dynasty, the dream of returning to the Great Song Dynasty, the wife is like a cloud, and the jade is romantic. If, if you wear to the Song Dynasty to go to the great unity of races, and love for a thousand years, then the bright moon in the Song Dynasty, the return in the Song Dynasty, and the faint clouds of the Water Margin are a little green. You, the marquis of the Northern Song Dynasty, blowing the Song wind, singing Song songs, pretending to be a Song doctor, exploring the fairy of the crossing came to the Song Dynasty, and the secret history of the Northern Song Dynasty harem battle, let the first Ding in the world confess: I am not a princess who has crossed into the Song Dynasty, I am just the rebirth of the Yang family general of the swan song, a teenager who is crazy for a while, travels through time and space to the Song Dynasty, crosses the anti-GMO, talks about the Water Margin, and the great integration of the Song Dynasty, just wants to reverse the rise and fall of the two Song Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty.

Lord Mumu, you are fully capable of dominating the world, being the boss of the world, the helmsman of the times, and the great leader. But why are you shrinking back in streaming? I've been studying your political line, and I've heard that you're going to join forces with Liao and Xia to fight against Jin. To tell the truth, it is because of your policy of pointing the spearhead at the Jin State that I adhered to the path of independence with my relatives this time, and did not get involved with the Liao State and the Western Xia; At the same time, it is because of your policy of pointing the finger at Jin Guo that my five-year-old girl can't wait to jump out. Otherwise, people will have to wait until the end of the day, how can this little man show up now? Although, in history, for the shame of Jingkang, the Han people hated the Jin people to death. However, I am a Jurchen now, that is, a Jin man in a few years, you say, what should I do? Should I not let the Jurchens develop? Should I not let the Jurchens establish a state? Shouldn't I let the Jin Kingdom destroy Liao? Should I not let Jin Guo attack Song? Should I not let the Jin people capture the second emperor of Huiqin? Should I not let the Jin people rob tens of thousands of officials and palace maids and a large amount of gold and silver treasures? You say, I am now a Jurchen, and now I am facing you, a person who is fully capable of changing the course of history, what should I do? Please teach me! ”

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