Chapter 1: Lu Xiucai is as poor as sour

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"I'm so hungry! Am I going to starve? This was the first feeling that Ye Guan's body gave him after waking up.

In fact, he was about to starve to death because he hadn't eaten a grain of rice in this body for days.

Damn, am I going to be starved to death like this!

Dizzy with hunger, Ye Guan, who couldn't even tell the difference between black and white, couldn't help but curse in his heart.

All he remembered was that he had a bad cold and a ninja headache and had a late-night snack with his friends until midnight, and then he didn't remember anything. When I woke up again, I was already lying on the bed, looking like I was living out of the hunger of the working people who suffered in ancient times in the mouths of those brick families. He didn't think much about it, and the only thought he had now was how not to starve to death like this.

Ye Guan moved his left hand with all his strength, groping around the bedside with difficulty, trying to find something to eat for a while. It's a pity that he didn't touch anything left and right, and accidentally slurred a broken bowl next to the bed on the edge of the bed, only to hear a crisp sound. The coarse porcelain bowl, which was already missing edges, finally finished its life, fell to the ground, and shattered.

"Come on, I'm going to starve to death." Although Ye Guan wanted to shout for help, but he had not eaten for a long time, Ye Guan could hardly make a sound, although he used his greatest strength, but it sounded to others at best, at best, he was only whispering.

There was a familiar and strange feeling in his mind, as if a voice was telling him that this was his home, and that he was going to starve to death in his own home, and that he would not be fed by the incorruptible.

This feeling is very weird, like I'm a character being manipulated by a player, as if someone is telling me what to do, but this feeling is getting weaker and weaker, and finally it seems that the player is suddenly offline, and it's like the feeling of the soul leaving the body, as if something has completely left this body............

The breathing became weaker and weaker, and the whole house seemed to be shaking, Ye Guan was still trying to call for help, but unfortunately the voice was getting smaller and smaller, and the raised left hand trembled slightly, just like Wu Lao'er, who had a stroke in Zhao Benshankou, if he was given a huqin, people who didn't know would really think he was playing the strings.

Just when Ye Guan was about to give up because of confusion, the broken door of his house was kicked open, and a loud voice roared loudly: "Come on, bring food, Ye Xianggong is going to starve to death!" Come and see! ”

"Nima's movie!" Ye Guan didn't know if he was hungry in such a situation, or if he was forced by this person's stupidity to roll his eyes. Nima's won't give me a sip of the porridge in your hand first, and don't give a sip of the porridge to the person who is about to starve to death, but shouts at the door here, when Lao Tzu is really starving to death, you just call out eighteen bikini girls to come and show me, and I can't come back to life!

Just when Ye Guan was about to starve to death but was still complaining, he felt that a big bowl of porridge like thin soup was poured into his mouth, and then as if he was afraid that he would not be able to drink it, a big bowl of split head and face was poured on his face, making his nose, mouth and eyes full of soup and water, and the porridge that entered the nasal cavity stimulated Ye Guan's mucous membrane, and he didn't feel coughing, because of the constant coughing, Ye Guan couldn't breathe almost freely, and could only be tossed by those people constantly......

"Nima, if I don't starve to death, I will be choked to death by the porridge you poured so much, you are just some five big and three rough men, at least don't have five big and three thick brains! Fortunately, it turned out to be much better than the joke that a starving man fell into a pit and died, at least not by. But...... ...... choked to death by food"

In front of him was a group of simple villagers, who were in a hurry because they were worried about their own lives and deaths, and Ye Guan just complained. However, seeing an aunt actually find an opportunity to put a coarse porcelain bowl in her skirt when the crowd was chaotic, Ye Guan couldn't stop being angry.

Just like he saw in a video that an unruly aunt was crushed to death by a truck that couldn't stop the car, and everyone was busy watching the excitement of the grocery aunt who was crushed to death, another grocery aunt picked up two catties of pork from the ground that the aunt who had just been crushed to death and brought it back to her home......

I'm not afraid that you will see the excitement, but I am afraid that you will want to make crooked moves.

"Auntie! That's the bowl I eat, not the night pot you use to get up in the middle of the night, don't put it in your skirt, then I don't remember your appearance in vain, it's useless to come back! Little brother, that's just a pair of chopsticks, do you need to put them in your sleeves? Uncle, you go to participate in the senior hot triathlon group, you must be the best candidate for the gold medal, let go of my broken chair! Come back quickly, I can't bear it alone! Ye Guan really wanted to make a bitter posture of Erkang stretching out his hand to express his feelings of being ransacked, but he was constantly fiddled with by this group of people, and he had no power to fight back.

I don't know if it's because it's heartache to watch those who take advantage of the fire to rob, or because it's heartache that China's spiritual civilization construction in the past 30 years has been ruined because of this group of aunts and young men, and I don't know if it's because I've been hungry for too long, and finally ......

Ye Guan fainted in pain anyway......

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A day later, Ye Guan finally woke up again, looking at the four walls of the house, and the room where the mice would cry when they saw it, Ye Guan couldn't wait to faint again.

"Ye Xianggong, Ye Xianggong, how is it?" A man asked

Ye Guan drank some porridge the day before and rested for another day, his eyes could see clearly, and his hands were a little stronger, although he couldn't go up to the fifth floor in one breath without effort, but as long as he didn't get out of bed, he could still breathe.

"Huh? How do you make it look like a terracotta warrior, and even the loess on your face looks like the real thing? Hey, don't say it, it's really like the freshly unearthed terracotta warriors, put you and your father in the terracotta warriors pit, you will definitely be able to replace Yu Qian and his father, they have been in the terracotta warriors for so long, it's time to come out and relax. ”

Ye looked at the man who didn't know how old he was, and he was still complaining without conscience, not remembering at all that it was this man who saved him from being starved to death in bed.

"Isn't that right? Ancient people? Am I dazzled? Ye Guan suddenly struck like thunder, his eyes looked straight at the man in front of him, and the man's hair stood up, and he really became a "sweaty" now.

"Ye Xianggong, are you okay?" The man saw that Ye Guan's eyes were straight, so he asked with some concern,

Ye Xianggong? In addition to Xu Xian Xu Xianggong in "The Legend of the New White Lady" that I have watched, when did there be another Ye Xianggong? Is it "The Legend of the White Snake" or "The Legend of the New White Lady"? White Snake and Ye Xianggong two or three things? The untold story of the White Lady and Ye Xianggong before she met Xu Xian?

Did I cross over? This is Ye Guan's first image, which is inspired by the "Hui Ming" of an early wear god like Yueguan Dada.

Where did you travel to? "Infinite Reincarnation: The Legend of the New White Lady"? This is Ye Guan's second impression, which is inspired by the feeling of the man's "Ye Xianggong" and the infinite flow ancestor zhttty god's "Infinite Terror", which are perfectly combined.

Alternate or historical? This is Ye Guan's third image, thanks to Shi Octopus's big "Medical System", originally he still wanted to travel through the house of a wealthy official and be a gentleman, but it is really not good, to be a child who plays with other people's shorts (of course, it has to be a young girl), but seeing those men around him, Ye Guan also dispelled this idea. Isn't this nonsense, if it really crosses over the children of rich families, how can there be such a man to serve him. It must be those little maids who are born lotus step by step, soft-spoken, wearing beaded hairpins and deep clothes and water sleeves, whose old man's brain is watt, and will find a group of middle-aged men and middle-aged aunts who can steal things as maids, no matter how heavy the taste is, they will not want both men and aunts, and they are not afraid of the old man's happy father, and the green hat has to be worn to the sky.

Seeing that Ye Guan didn't speak, a quick-witted person brought a bowl of porridge, and this time he didn't pour it into Ye Guan like a water rat, but slowly fed it, and waited for Ye Guan to slowly recover.

"The stealing of the scholars is not called stealing, but the stealing of the working people is really called stealing!" This is Ye Guan's first sentence after crossing, although he can't help but breathe, but the heartache and heartache can be heard by anyone!

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