The second: Ye Xiucai's new nickname
The south of the Yangtze River is good, and the scenery is old. The sunrise river flowers are red, and the spring river is as green as blue. Can you not remember Jiangnan. Jiangnan recalls, the most memorable is Hangzhou. Looking for Guizi in the middle of the month in the mountain temple, the county pavilion pillow looks at the tide. He will visit again on a more important day. Jiangnan recalls, followed by Wu Palace. Wu wine a glass of spring bamboo leaves, Wu Wa double dance drunk hibiscus
Jiangnan is good, can you not remember Jiangnan...... This is the reason why poets throughout the ages like to chant Jiangnan constantly, because of what? Because Gangnam is good. It's very contradictory to say, but when you think about it, everything in Jiangnan seems gentle and drizzly, and everything in Jiangnan seems gentle and moving. But no matter how beautiful the beauty is, there will be a day when they will age, and there will be times when Jiangnan will be full of sorrow.
Just like this Ming Dynasty, under the governance of His Majesty the Great Emperor and a group of upright courtiers, it seems to be a prosperous world, compared to Yao Shun, but who can guarantee that they are not sitting in a well and watching the sky. In fact, everyone is sitting in a well and watching the sky, and the emperor and officials are in the square Forbidden City, so they can only look up. The heavens of the people, but in the land of 100 miles within reach, the people take food as the sky, so they can only look down......
In July of the sixteenth year of Hongzhi of the Ming Empire, the wind and rain, the river tide entered Nanjing, there were more than five feet in the Jiangdong Gate, there were no men and women in the house, the mouth of the new river, the lower two new rivers, and the boats drifted into the drowning. Unusual rains caused the river tide to pour back into the river, and most of the city was submerged. The tide of the river spread to the surrounding counties, and the people who lived along the river drowned countless people, and the imperial court urgently transferred the Taicang granary to open the warehouse and release grain, and resettled the victims.
Ye Guan stood by the small river used to irrigate the farmland at the edge of the village, looking like the worries of the world first, and the joy of the world after the world.
The peasant uncles who passed by looked at him with a little awe with hoes, but with a little pity in their eyes, and at the same time warned the children beside him not to approach Ye Xianggong, so as not to be infected by this sour Xianggong.
"Why does Ye Xianggong seem to be different from before?"
"I heard that he failed several township exams, returned home to study, and finally sold his land and collected silver taels to go to Nanjing to participate in the township test, but he encountered the tide of Nanjing, and almost drowned, although he finally came back to life, all his net worth was washed to I don't know where to go, and I had no entanglement, so I could only return to my hometown on foot. This is good, the township test failed, and the family was ruined, because there was nothing to eat, and I almost starved to death at home. ”
"Yes, a talented man, if he really starves to death, it would be a pity, this is obviously a bad brain, and he is stupid to read."
"You said that he is standing by the river now, he is not going to seek death again, right?"
Ye Guan turned his head and said to the keen and studious peasant uncle with a smile: "It is the incorruptible who will not be fed, and I will not seek death." ”
When the peasant uncles saw Ye Guan suddenly laughing and correcting his words, their faces suddenly changed, and they hurriedly ran away with their children, as if Ye Guan was even more terrifying than the tide in July.
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Ye Guan stood by the river with his hands in his hands, smiling bitterly. Because there is no computer, he really doesn't know how to express his feelings with other expressions, just like a typist with one or two hundred words a minute, suddenly give him a brush, maybe he can't write those one or two hundred words in ten minutes, not because he writes slowly, but some words may not be written by the typist himself......
He couldn't figure it out, how could he suddenly cross over, and it was still a historical wear, with no talent at all, weapons, infinite reincarnation, mighty or something, it was completely an ordinary world that was no different from his previous life, the same ** silk, the same ordinary.
The only difference is that Ye Guan used to be able to talk about the mountains on the Internet, but now he can only face the river and sigh that the deceased is like a husband.
"No wonder there are no great poets in modern society, it is estimated that they have no time to face the river to express their sighs, and they are smoked away by the stinky water in the river, and they will never sigh that the deceased is like Sifu, who will treat a ditch of stinky water as a treasure." Although Ye Guan couldn't continue to complain any further, he could still complain about the clear river water.
"This kind of enjoyment, to be placed in modern society, how is it also more than five million communities, officials above the hall officials, and is really isolated in the mountains can only enjoy the scenery, it seems that I have a ** silk, actually enjoy the natural air that only the rich can enjoy, and it is not in vain to cross a ......"
"Well, the only bad thing is to experience the natural latrine, looking at the thin wooden board I am afraid that I will fall down if I squat halfway. There is also food without MSG, Sichuan hot pot that can no longer be eaten, barbecue ......, lying in the groove, this crossing, is it fucking good or bad? These things are the three mountains of feudalism, no, countless mountains!! ”
Ye Guan has been fine these days, except for eating, he is idle and nonsense by the river, where is a person who knows all about it, so the people in the village have given Ye Guan a new nickname "Ye Xiucai, who is crazy".
"Does this title have a bonus?" Ye Guan heard the villagers talking about him behind his back, rolled his eyes, and complained.
"Well, it's still there, the title effect: people with this title, people born within thirty meters should not be close to ......"
"This is a good name for farming monsters in the wild. As soon as it comes out, my mother no longer has to worry about my big red medicine running out of ......"
"Look at those people who are pointing at me, do they understand Shenma and floating clouds?"
Standing by the river for a while, facing the villagers' pointing and pointing, Ye Guan couldn't help but pout, quite a feeling that everyone was drunk and woke up alone.
After venting his emotions every day, Ye Guan went home along the country road. From a distance, I saw a little girl who was only six or seven years old, wearing a bun and wearing an unknown color of homespun cloth, holding a coarse porcelain bowl of rice and some pickles walking towards the field.
When the little girl saw Ye Guan, she couldn't help but twist her body, looking at her timid appearance, maybe her parents used Ye Guan's name when they used to scare children at night.
"Little sister, uncle will take you to see the goldfish." Ye Guan habitually opened his mouth, and then immediately stopped the expression he was about to show, of course he was not a special enthusiast, but he was used to expressions on the Internet, so he didn't feel that when he saw Xiao Lori, the words that naturally popped up in his mind.
"No, that little sister, my brother has something to ask you." Ye Guan tried his best to show a gentle and polite appearance, and beckoned to the little girl.
Unexpectedly, the little girl threw down her rice bowl and pickles with a "wow" and turned around and ran to the village, crying as she ran: "Mother, mother, I am going to take me away!" ”
Seeing the miserable appearance of the little girl, Ye Guan couldn't help but touch his nose: "The education level of ancient children is very good, don't say don't talk to strangers, even people in the village can't talk...... In this way, can you still have a good time......
Ye looked at the little girl who was comparable to Liu Xiang's childhood, and was really speechless: "What has become of me in the mouth of the villagers?" Is it close to the Yaksha and the ghosts of hell? It seems that others say that putting a tiger behind you when climbing the mountain will help you reach the summit as soon as possible because clinical trials have been done. ”
"Coo", Ye Guan's stomach will not give him some face because of Ye Guan's complaints, when the time is up, the same mountain sounds, Ye Guan looked around, and then looked at the bowl of rice and pickles that the little girl on the ground threw on the grass, and licked his tongue unconsciously, and then saw that no one was passing by, and put the rice scattered on the grass in a coarse porcelain bowl with lightning speed, and then took the pickles and porcelain bowls, and ran towards home, licking the rice on his hands while running.
"Or Kong Yiji said it well, can the stealing of a scholar be called stealing...... Had a full meal today......"
If the little girl is the young Liu Xiang, Ye Guan's speed is the adult Liu Xiang, and it is in the same vein. If it weren't for the fact that this little girl didn't look like herself, Ye Guan himself would have to wonder if he had done what Uncle Wang next door had done......