Wang Mumu is angry, this stinky little three. In order to reduce the amplitude of the dark laugh, I, Wang Mumu, pressed one leg against the wall. This junior dares to say such a joke, so don't you compare me to a male dog? Don't you want to think about it, my male dog, aren't you just a female dog? You'll still be a crushed to death. You are not crushed to death by the tree, you will be crushed by the wood of our wood. Hey, this mistress, now he clearly wants to provoke me, let me expose myself, admit the failure of disguise, just like when I sang "Di Lilili" before, and use that "grandson in his grandmother's belly" to stimulate me! Hmph, calm down, calm down! Don't fall for this little three again, let's pretend to die! See how you are?

Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu's unresponsiveness, she had no plan, did she want to restart? So, is it a cold start, or a hot start? At a loss, scratching her head and posing, she suddenly remembered a joke she heard when she entered Beijing this time, that is, the young lady in Bianshui Lou who was "reminiscent and reminiscent", and later, the shell lang of the palace came to pester her again, but now the shell lang has a part-time job outside the main job, so the economy is in crisis. Therefore, in the face of Miss, the shell Lang has a problem of poor cash flow. So, there was such a conversation between the two of them, learn it to our prince and see how he reacted?

Lord, do you remember what Mai Dang Lao said about the-eating guards of King Yong's Mansion? He is now inseparable from the young lady in Bianshui Lou who used to smell like him, but the two of them are working together, but their hearts are not thinking about one place, and there are constant disputes afterwards. Once, for the sake of tipping, the two argued like this:

Shell Lang: As the saying goes, a husband and wife for a hundred days, I don't have bad breath, and you don't have too much copper smell, so thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, and it's okay not to give tips?

Miss: Yesterday licking has become yesterday, today is today, feelings are feelings, work is work, since it is a market economy, then, if there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and a tip can not be less!

shell Lang: There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have disasters every day, today I am tight, so I request: the world has its own true feelings, can save a piece of a piece!!

Miss: You are you, I am me, survival requires costs, cohabitation requires payment, production is more investment-oriented, legal society, evidence is king, don't ink: I bet on tomorrow with my youth, and the tip is not considered rape!!

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Wang Mumu closed his eyes and couldn't move his eyelids, but in his heart, he rolled his eyes twenty-eight times at Hu Sanniang. What do you mean by saying this now? What does this have to do with us? The two of us are married to Ming Media, no brains, no brains! This little three-three, he doesn't have a long brain. As the saying goes, words are the voice of the heart, you don't know how to distinguish appearances? Don't you know how to speak before people, and only before ghosts can you speak nonsense? You don't know what mountains and what trees are planted? Aren't you afraid that others will misunderstand? Wang Mumu was a little angry, his shoulders tightened, and he didn't care about Hu Sanniang!

Hu Sanniang thought, isn't this joke funny? Then you don't have to pout. Lord Wang, the director of Harvard's acting department is Sister Rourou, not you, how can you pretend like this? Alas——! Probably this time the prince was really hurt by this Queen Mother Lafayette and couldn't laugh, then I don't have any nonsense, let's play the emotional card, let's be affectionate? Let the prince be moved? So ——, love poem? Half in the bag? Dizzy? Confused? Dizzy? In the clouds? Flying into the sky with a smile?

Lord, if the sea withers, there will still be a tear;

That's what I've waited for you, a thousand reincarnations;

Suddenly looking back, I cut the constant stumbling blocks;

And all pride can only fly in your paintings.

Under the sunset in the desert, who is the person who blows ** Xiao for you?

No matter how many years peel off the red clothes, only the plain wrap remains, and I don't know how to be tired!

In the desolate castle, who is still bouncing the lute?

Just waiting for me to come and go in a hurry, without regrets, on a date in this life!

Choke, choke, sweet and beautiful, I'm charming for you.

It's not about getting drunk on flowers, it's about getting drunk.

Flow, flow, every day, who is haggard for whom.

It's not that fate comes and falls, fate is like water.

Fate comes and goes, fate is like water?

Drunk to see flowers and flowers?

We should be the pot of water that is warmed on the cliff!

You've been in love for a thousand years and you're still intoxicated?

I'm crazy, I keep talking,

Why are you still pretending to be asleep?

Why don't you stand up quickly?

For the sake of our new generation?

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Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu as she spoke, still indifferent, a little sad. Humanity is to drown sorrow through wine; But there is no wine here, only honey. Hu Sanniang took the honey jar over, and picked up the honey jar like a Liangshan hero drinking wine.

Wang Mumu was surprised, although this honey is a good thing, but there are side effects when you drink more, the biochemical side effect is that the honey is full of *, especially if women eat too much, it is not conducive to fertility, so do you want Hu Sanniang to be a "new generation" in the future? The physicochemical side effect is that honey is very sticky and sweet, and it is the same as eating too much sugar, and you will get glucose depletion! What's more serious is that Yang Bailao died of drinking salt and salting, this too salty and too sweet can kill people, stinky little three, we haven't done anything serious in this reincarnation, you want to go to the next reincarnation? In a hurry, Wang Mumu couldn't help but turn around, leaned up, and reached out to snatch the honey jar that Hu Sanniang was holding in his hand. Wang Mumu was pretending to be drunk just now, squinting, and couldn't see clearly; Now it's emergency relief, open your eyes, ouch! Why is this junior smiling with his mouth pursed? One bite can't be used for two purposes, oops! Fooled again! Stinky little three, playing with me!

Wang Mumu saw that Hu Sanniang, who was holding the honey jar in both hands, maintained a feint motionless motion, and his face was full of small red flowers with a smile; Wang Mumu felt a great sense of failure, snorted with his nose, his face was blue, his head shrank, he was tired, his body was crooked, his waist was bowed, and he fell down again.

Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu who was beaten by herself, she was very funny, extremely proud, but she got carried away, she and Wang Mumu are still very husband and wife, they are very similar, she is now the same mistake as Wang Mumu just now, that is, the sudden laughter made her own mouth, and sprayed the honey in her mouth from beginning to end like an old tailor spraying new clothes!

Wang Mumu is a flute, is the stinky junior coming to Wu?

Hu Sanniang was shocked, this is a disaster! Hurry up and help our prince clean up! Looking around, I don't see dish soap and sandalwood soap, so let's wait for this product master Mumu Wangye?

Hu Sanniang leaned down and started from the beginning, very responsibly, absolutely in place, sucked off the honey on Wang Mumu's face little by little, and licked it clean, anyway, it is a sweet career, the more you do it, the happier you are. Between the eyebrows and eyes, on the side of the nose, in the ears, on the cheeks, in the lips, a fragrant tongue is diligently exploring the way, two red lips follow each other, a zhang green, you are a beautiful snake?

Now, a man and a woman in this secret room boudoir can be summed up in one word, that is: "stay"! What do you mean? You don't know how to measure words? Okay, and listen to me carefully, those who are "dumb", the eyes (wood) are salivating, the upper and lower structures are also, and the upper and lower wood are also. In such a scene, this "mouth" is, of course, Hu Sanniang's "mouth"; Of course, this "wood" is Wang Mumu's "wood", and you still don't understand it? A hint: Chinese characters are hieroglyphs!

Time is ticking, honey is sweet, Sanniang is continuing, Mumu is changing, the heart is inducting, and the atmosphere is Fangfei. Change is the last word, the hard truth is that there is change, hey! See? "Stay" has become "bundle", and the mouth has moved downward. Don't understand? One more reminder: Chinese characters are hieroglyphs!

Time continues to tick, honey continues to be sweet, Sanniang continues to continue, Mumu continues to change, the heart continues to induce, and the atmosphere continues to be Fangfei. Change continues to be the last word, and the hard truth is that there is continuous change, hey! Do you continue to see? The "bundle" has also changed, and the "bundle" has been moved to "apricot", down! Shandong accent is sunset! Don't understand? Then, tip 1: Please review the question carefully and see the previous text: Hu Sanniang "sprayed the honey in her mouth from beginning to end like an old tailor spraying new clothes", especially the words "from beginning to end"; Tip 2: Chinese characters are hieroglyphs!

The current Hu Sanniang is "lying" with Wang Mumu /, a very classical "lying" /.

This "laying" is very particular, this "lying" word. Why is there a "body" on the left and a "shang" on the right? Male left, female right, do you understand?

And how is the connection between this "Shang" and the "noble" Shang accomplished? What does "high" and "shang" mean? This is a very interesting Chinese character password. It's a lot of fun if you're going to rediscover something you're familiar with but don't really understand. In fact, "tall" means male male ergonation, which is a description of the physical condition of male male elevation; "Shang" is the appearance of women lying down and parting their legs, both words are hieroglyphs, and our ancestors have the ability to generalize. The ancestors in ancient times stipulated this, so the word "lying" will have such a meaning today. Because of this, "noble" becomes a noble thing!

Wang Mumu on the bed is now tense and enthusiastic! This stinky little san doesn't understand it at all? Or do you know how to pretend you don't understand? If you do this, how can you stop it? Wang Mumu is now entangled and high-spirited, and Hu Sanniang has crossed the Yalu River one after another, are you ready to be "noble" now? .

Wang Mumu sighed, I am a living person. What is a living person? The living are the "living"; The "living" is the "tongue", and the "water" next to it is also. Let's put it more carefully, the "tongue" is also "thousand" and "mouth"; "Thousands" are repeated; Those who use their mouths repeatedly will become "food" with their "tongue". When you have drunk enough, the "apricot" will also become "apricot". As soon as the tongue touches the water, it lives, that is, it can live, that is, it can give birth to a living person, that is, it is noble......

Wang Mumu really didn't dare to open his eyes, for fear that he would lose his temper, be impulsive, and not control it well, and hurt Hu Sanniang with a little drunkenness; Wang Mumu half-squinted his eyes and admired the glamorous, innocent, pure and Jane Ai Hu Sanniang in front of him, his mind was wild, and his mind was diverting attention: it was this she who caused the Chinese men for centuries to be angry, and the short Song Jiang who couldn't wait to whip the corpse to mess with the mandarin duck spectrum, and Shi Nai'an, who was patriarchal to whip the corpse; is this who has given how many half-crippled ** silk men have lost their inferiority complex in distance, and they have risen up to catch up with the big stallions, balancing how much they look up;

It's this she, how many girls and girls are at a loss, entangled and hesitant, and learn? Or don't learn? Marry? Or not to marry? Care? Or don't worry about it? To be tall, or not to be tall? What should I do if I can't find Gao Fushuai?

It's this she, and how many responsible parents are worried and strictly guarded, and the historical experience is worth noting! Height is not a distance, will age still be an issue? The distance produces "mold", and now even the ID card can't be easily trusted!

This is what she is, now so real at hand, within reach, and full of hair. If, now, treat her as a delicate oil painting, I will ps, add some kind of filter, let her go from real life to my sweet sleep; If, now, I treat her as a poetic ink painting, I will PS it and add some kind of starlight filter, so that she will flicker from the wonderful appearance to my drunken trance; Ink halo Danqing, filter fairyland, clumsy pen tone colorful, nurture a new generation. If, now, ennoble her......

The boiling blood drove the high enthusiasm, Hu Sanniang, loved, loved, enthusiastic, enthusiastic, enthusiastic, enthusiastic, enthusiastic, hot; Wang Mumu has fully felt the honey on his body, and he has felt Hu Sanniang on his body, one sticks to his body, and the other sticks to his body, warm and itchy, it seems that it can only be hot.

Wang Mumu is intoxicated, Hu Sanniang is immersed; Wang Mumu was a little addicted, and Hu Sanniang was a little addicted; Wang Mumu can't pretend to be silent, and Hu Sanniang can't pretend to be calm; Wang Mumu's shipwreck sank, and Hu Sanniang sank and drowned; Wang Mumu has sunk, and Hu Sanniang has sunk; Wang Mumu's silence is golden, and Hu Sanniang is sinking into the fish and falling into the geese; Wang Mumu ......, Hu Sanniang ......; ……。

Time has passed, the scene is shifting, and they are all "staying", "bunching", and "apricots"; Is it possible to "leave" the ground? Since they have all been "lived", "stay" has been enriched into "Gao", "beam" has been enriched into "east", and "apricot" has been enriched into "杳", then, take a breath, turn around, and "beam" will act as "take", where does a happy life come from? It's all about labor to create .......

…… Heaven and Earth...... Past and present lives...... Friendship is long...... Lingering love...... The bed doesn't turn, who is turning......

The most beautiful moment is the most beautiful, but no matter how beautiful the moment is, it will have to rest and rest with the ticking, when "Diao" is reduced to "spoon", when "cai" is reduced to "inch", when "wood" is reduced to "too", Wang Mumu hugged Hu Sanniang, Hu Sanniang hugged Wang Mumu, hugged and started a new level of love:

Hu Sanniang still has a little bit of resentment: "Lord, am I not your favorite?" I can't make you swoon? Lord, in your study, I secretly read some novels written by you practicing your pen, those joys and sorrows, those fragmented entanglements, those helpless, those insincere, those ghosts make the gods worse, those who miss the slightest, those who pass by, those who look back and smile, those who beat the mandarin ducks, far away in the sky, close in front of you. Therefore, there is the love of butterflies in the world, there is the water in the world, there is the Great Wall in the world, and there is the Qiqi begging meeting in the world. Yes, in the world, often, the one you love the most, did not choose you; What loves you the most is not what you love the most; Later, the longest-lasting one is not your most beloved, nor is it the one who loves you the most; And what you love the most, you can't love, or even if you can, you can't last. Perhaps, only the person who appears at the most suitable time will really be with you forever! Lord Wang, I don't know what kind of person I am in your heart? It's a bit unbearable, right? It was on that occasion that we first met, and I was the first impression of you. However, it lies in me, since I saw you that day, I really, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day, every day......, every day, every day.

Today, I have officially become one of your women, love is not only like the sticky honey, love is also like a tempting jam, just now we have both become children, happily tasting its sweetness, as if never tired; Love is still like a plum fruit, just now did we both become greedy little stupid bears, wanting to refuse and welcome the sweet and sour taste!

Lord Wang, the dusty honeypot has been opened by you, the shackled devil has been awakened by you, the long-lost touch is rushing in front of you, and the limbs like compasses and chopsticks are churning in front of you. The years will be like the sea, the memories will be like the tide, it is you who have given me a clear and pure world, an eternal sweetness, an amorous thread, a beloved seal, a heavy thought, a cherished memory. It will accompany me through the long road of life! I swear to be married forever with the prince, grow old together, and my life will be more colorful because of you!

Lord Wang, I know that you are a person who is not very different from us, you pay great attention to spiritual life, in terms of outlook on life, in outlook on love, in outlook on life, in outlook on world, should we live more abstract or more figurative? The former is light, the latter is heavy; The former is ethereal, the latter is down-to-earth; The former is pleasant, the latter is annoying. I know that the prince is more inclined to live a more abstract life. I am also willing to live as abstract as the prince, but let's be more concrete today, abstract and concrete will come in turns, just like playing the piano, according to the beauty of a sound? Can you impress people?

Lord, I know that people sometimes have to live more abstractly, because the concrete meaning of life is limited, no matter how much they live, they can't live more tricks, no matter how rich people are, no matter how powerful they are, no matter how famous they are, they are still just three meals a day, birth, old age, sickness and death. Living so concretely, it is no different from a small insect and a bird, the so-called people die for money, birds die for food, and a life is just some ingestion and excretion activities, which are similar every day, almost the same. I simply don't care about these concrete things, live abstractly, think about abstract things, but it will be more pleasant.

Lord, I am also thinking about how people can live more abstractly. Yes, it is not easy for people to be able to live in abstraction. From the very beginning, people were born with a concrete life, and at the beginning, they could not take care of themselves after eating, drinking, and Lazar, and had to rely on others for help. When I grow up, I can support myself, but I always have to be able to support myself, and most people spend their whole lives on this simple thing. Many people have already lived well, but they are still ignorant and inertial to spend their lives. Therefore, if you want to live an abstract life, you must first realize that in addition to the concrete life, people can also live an abstract life, and then we can talk about truly living an abstract life.

Lord, I used to think, what kind of life is an abstract life? Some people think that after the study of philosophy is exhausted, he goes to a rural place to become an elementary school teacher, and his life is an abstract life, because whether he is going to teach a primary school student or do something else makes no difference to him, it is meaningless, and it is not a life he cares about at all. That's a way to deal with pessimistic and negative people. I know that the prince is a positive and optimistic person, and the prince now has everything, but he still works tirelessly, and that is to obtain more and greater spiritual pleasure in the abstract world.

A wise man said, "There is no neutrality between non-existence and this pleasure-filled existence." If we exist, we must exist to such an extent. "Full of pleasure, I understand that there are two dimensions, one is the pleasure of **, and the other is the pleasure of the spirit. The former is figurative, the latter abstract. The pleasure of figuration comes from two things: food and color; Abstract pleasure comes from the spirit, which is not easy to obtain, but can bring infinite pleasure to people.

Lord, I'm so greedy, I've just enjoyed the figurative pleasure of the best in the world; I also want to integrate myself into the heart of the prince, and experience the heavier and boundless abstract spiritual pleasure with the prince. When I experience the beauty of abstraction, I look for the concrete information contained in it. Talking and talking, Hu Sanniang was a little shy, a little divergent, twisting her orchid hand, extremely pure, extremely pious, and extremely reverent; Affectionately and deeply, warm and soft; With the brilliance of motherhood, she sings the love, attachment, longing, dependence, harvest, and satisfaction from the depths of life:

On that day, I closed my eyes in the incense mist of the prayer hall,

Suddenly I heard the truth in your scriptures,

That night, shake that, all the prayer cylinders,

Not for excess, just to touch your fingertips,

That year, kowtowing on the mountain road,

Not for the audience, but for your warmth,

In that life, turn the mountain, turn the water and turn the pagoda,

Not for the afterlife, but to meet you on the way,

In that moment, I was flying,

Fei Chengxian,

Not for the afterlife, but for you,

Joy and peace,

In that moment, I was flying,

Not for the afterlife,

Just for you

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