Chapter 105 I heard that your grape trellis has fallen
The peddler ran to the palace with a head of cold sweat, and it was very happy to see others marrying two daughters-in-law, but who can tell anyone about the grievances, even if they say it, others will say that you are cheap and behaved, or Li Erhao, who is the emperor!
After marrying so many daughters-in-law, the hawker calmly took a calligraphy pen to cultivate his mind, and the hawker sat on the sofa in front of Li Er's desk, took out a piece of Wang Laoji from the ring and opened it to Li Er, poured it himself, and threw the rest into the corner, which was a gift for Li Er. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Li Er looked at the advertising slogan on Wang Laoji, "Dabao, as for it, I don't drink Coke anymore and change Wang Laoji"
The vendor handed Li Er a cigarette, "Don't mention it, by the way, what did you call me for?" ”
Li Er lit a cigarette, "It's okay, I just heard that your grape trellis has fallen, so I will help you out of brotherhood."
The hawker gave Li Er a thumbs up, "Brother Li is righteous enough"
"I just know, forget it, you can rest in the palace first, and then go back when the grape trellis is straightened."
"It's okay, then I'll bother for two days"
"It's okay, by the way, I heard that you went back to prepare for the sea this time, how are the preparations?"
The hawker patted his head, "Look at this trouble, I'm stupid, why go back to Chang'an, how good it is to go directly to Yangzhou, miscalculated"
The corners of Li Er's mouth curled, this brainless guy "Don't be annoyed, everything happened, you see that I, as Yue'er's brother, didn't blame you, it stands to reason that if the concubine is a concubine, he will be punished, and the relationship between the two of us will be forgotten, by the way, what have you prepared?" ”
"Some sea vessels and some cargo"
"Sea vessels? What kind, can you show me? ”
"Uh, your liquid pool is big enough, why don't you go there?"
"Go"
Then the two of them took a few eunuchs to move to the Taiye Pool, and the hawker compared the length of the pool with his hand, and it felt that it was about the same, as for the depth of the water, seven or eight meters should be enough.
Then the hawker picked the largest boat and threw it into the Taiye Pool, Rao is Li Er has seen the hawker throw something as big as Baoguang Hall outside, but although the sea boat that appears now is not so big in size, it has grown a lot.
Ignoring the splash that made him drench, Li Er instructed the eunuch to prop up the small boat on the shore and row to the side of the boat excitedly.
When he got to the side of the boat, Li Er felt that this thing was huge, more than fifty meters in length and about ten meters wide, although part of it was not under water, but the exposed part was also ten meters up.
Touching the cold hull, Li Er's eyes were full of excitement, "Dabao, take me up to have a look"
"Okay" Then the hawker instantly arrived on the boat, threw down the soft ladder, Li Er climbed up with dexterity, on the deck, Li Er stomped his feet vigorously, the steel deck did not move at all, Li Er nodded with satisfaction.
Then he ran to the cockpit, stood behind the steering wheel and spun it twice, and couldn't help but praise "Good things, good things, I just don't know when I Datang will be able to make it myself"
"Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry, after returning from this trip to sea, let's also build a shipyard that can build this kind of ship."
"Is this kind of weapon easy to buy from you?"
"Cut, what kind of weapon is this, you haven't seen a big one, our largest ship, if you just make a bed for people to live, everyone in Chang'an will live down"
Li Er had been hit by the hawker many times earlier, and he was not surprised, but smiled bitterly, "I'm smiling and generous again, don't say it, accompany me to the cabin below to have a look"
The peddler took Li Er around the various cabins again, and after coming up, Li Er stood on the bow of the boat to blow the wind, "Dabao, although this ship is nothing to you, but it is a good thing in our realm, what do you say if someone plunders it?" ”
"Your Majesty doesn't have other ideas?"
"Well, I'm going to let San'er bring some explosives that the Sealing Dao Master just developed when I go to sea this time, if something happens, I'd rather blow this thing up than leave it to others."
The peddler nodded, "Your Majesty said yes, but blowing up the ship is the last resort, it's better to get a few guns and put them on the boat to strengthen the firepower, after all, the best defense is to attack, not"
"Well, that's such a reason, just do as you say, by the way, you stuff explosives and cannons into the ring and take them to Yangzhou, and then hand them over to San'er when they go to sea, I'm afraid that he will cause trouble if he meets a strongman on the road."
"Your Majesty has considered it perfectly, you can arrange for someone to send things to my house, and I will go to Yangzhou when I am ready, I guess I won't be able to get out of it in the next few days."
Li Er knew what the hawker was referring to, "Who do you want to do your own evil, okay, I've read it, let's go down"
The peddler helped Li Er down to the boat, "Your Majesty be careful"
"Hmm"
When the two of them went ashore, the hawker took the boat away, and chatted with Li Er for a while, feeling that escaping was not the attitude that Niu Ye should have, so he got up and bowed to Li Er to prepare to leave.
Li Er looked at the eunuch beside him, covered his mouth and coughed twice, before the hawker could react, the eunuch bowed down and retreated, and the frightened hawker thought that Li Er was giving the command.
Li Er saw that everyone was gone, and asked in a low voice, "Dabao, did you bring that thing?" ”
"What's that?"
"Don't make trouble, that's it," Li Er said and made a waist up.
The peddler suddenly realized, "Oh, you said that? ”
Li Er's eyes were full of wolf light, "Yes, that's the thing"
"Forgot to buy"
The angry Li Er picked out a brick from the ground, picked it up and prepared to give it to the vendor, but when he saw the small box upside down with the vendor's left hand and right hand, Li Er put the thing down, and a smile appeared on his face, "You guy, give it to me"
The vendor handed the small blue pill to Li Er, "Remember, you can only have one pill at a time, I will give it to you once in ten days, it's not me who picks, I don't want to leave a bad reputation, in case you play prostration, I can't afford to be infamy"
Li Eryi stuffed things into his sleeve, and then waved his hand, "I know, I know, it's really ink, you go, I wish you to use this thing as soon as possible."
The vendor went out of the palace gate and snorted inside, Li Er used this thing that night, it was really powerful, it was easy, and he didn't feel unwell in the morning, but he didn't know what the effect of eating two tablets at a time was.
As for the hawker who was cursed by him to use this thing as soon as possible, when he got home, he found that the atmosphere at home was very weird, Li Yue'er and the Red Army sat on the sofa talking and laughing, the script is not right, the two of them didn't fight, they didn't talk about it, how could they be like sisters.
However, when they saw the hawker coming back, the two of them suddenly left with a straight face, and the hawker looked left and right, and paused, "Where am I sleeping tonight?" “
The two of them had a tacit understanding and pointed to the sofa at the same time, and the vendor rubbed his nose and arched his hand left and right, "Thank you for the advice, the sofa is quite spacious."
Hum and the two girls went back to the house separately, closed the door with a bang, the vendor lay on the sofa tossing and turning, and when it felt almost, the thief took out the spare key from the ring and returned to the master bedroom, and saw that there were people in the bed, and a tiger pounced on it, and sure enough, it was Li Yue'er, who took down the other party's vital point before the other party reacted.
The clouds and rain stopped, Li Yue'er wrapped the quilt away, "Okay, since you can open my door, the opposite side won't be able to stump you" and then couldn't help but kick the vendor under the bed, and the vendor covered the vital point and buttocks, "How can you do this wife?"
As soon as he secretly opened the door of the opposite house, he was hugged by someone, and without the hawker saying it, he was held by the Xie Hongjun, and the same clouds and rain stopped, and the hawker lay on the bed like a dead dog thinking about Li Er's suggestion, and at the same time came up with the same idea as Li Er: What will be the effect of Pfizer taking two tablets at a time? (To be continued.) )