Chapter 104 The King vs. the Little King
Entered the peddler's study, this is his pretending to be a cultural person, watching the big boss on TV, whether it is an outbreak or a heritage, it seems that there is such a study, the hawker after building the cow house, the first time to decorate is this thing, so as to show people that there is ink in their stomachs. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Li Yue'er walked to the back of the desk and sat down, and didn't give up her seat to Xie Hongjun, Xie Hongjun didn't know what she meant, so she stood stunned.
Li Yue'er took out a notebook and a pen to interrogate the prisoner's "age, name"
"Twenty, dismiss the Red Army"
"Three points of water, a Hongda Hong, the king of the gentleman?"
"Sister, you and Dabao are really two people, they both say so"
"Don't mention him to me, are those two words?"
"No, it's the Red Army of the old Red Army, the old Red Army is...."
Li Yue'er waved her hand, "No need to explain, I know, climb the snowy mountains and cross the grass to eat tree bark and gnaw leather shoes, I said how did you come up with this broken name" After speaking, Li Yue'er frowned.
Xie Hongjun covered his mouth, "Sister, are you sure this is not filming a variety show?" Dabao lied to me and said that this is Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty, you are a princess, but why are you..."
Li Yue'er looked up at Xie Hongjun, "But why do I know about the old Red Army?" ”
Xie Hongjun hurriedly nodded, "Yes, yes, I tell you the truth, don't mind, if you shoot a variety show again, let's stop playing, it's just a misunderstanding between me and Dabao, sister, you can relax, I'll go"
Li Yue'er leaned back to lie down, and turned the pen with her hand, "Hehe, a very sensible little girl, why don't I look like a princess in your eyes?" ”
Xie Hongjun was a little stammered in a hurry, after all, it doesn't matter if the other party is a princess or not, but it's always right to be Dabao's daughter-in-law, she is a gasai, and now she is really a little nervous to be interrogated "Yes, oh no, hey, I mean I haven't seen an ancient princess in a formal dress and high heels other than a goof-up movie"
Li Yue'er looked down at her clothes, and knew that her body was indeed a bit shocking, at least for the contemporaries of the hawker, she put down her pen at the moment, "What's so bad about this, since Dabao can come here, then this clothes and shoes can also come, no, are you here too?"
But Xie Hongjun still didn't believe it, Li Yue'er simply stood up and walked to the window, "You come here"
Xie Hongjun followed for some reason, Li Yue'er pointed out the window and showed her, "Look for yourself, can you find such a big city in your city, but there is no commercial housing?" ”
As the saying goes, standing high urine... Looking far, Xie Hongjun was just walking around the streets just now, and he didn't have the opportunity to see the overall situation, but now standing on the third floor of the hawker's house, he finally has the opportunity to have an overview of Chang'an.
As far as the eye can see, it is clear at a glance, sure enough, there is no building higher than 30 meters, there are low houses everywhere, only one or two high houses, at first glance it is a special building, not a resident, this Xie Hongjun finally believed that he had indeed arrived in ancient Chang'an.
Li Yue'er saw the change in her expression and knew that this Nizi believed it, "How about it, I didn't lie to you, right?" ”
Xie Hongjun turned his face like a puppet and looked at Li Yue'er, "You are really a princess."
Li Yue'er said disdainfully, "Please add two long words in front"
After all, Xie Hongjun had gone to school, and knew what the princess meant by adding the word "big long" in front of her, so she looked at Li Yue'er in disbelief at the moment, and at the same time she also searched her memory, "Dabao said that the saint is Li Shimin today, you are the eldest princess, are you the legendary Princess Pingyang Zhao?" Hey, no, Princess Pingyang Zhao is no longer alive."
Hearing Xie Hongjun mention this name, Li Yue'er's eyes dimmed, "No, that's my sister, I am the eldest princess of Anping who was re-crowned after His Majesty ascended the throne, and Princess Jiyue of the Li family of the Tang Imperial Family."
Hearing Li Yue'er report a large list of names, Xie Hongjun swallowed her saliva, she was born in a traditional family and knew what these things meant, and those things only represented one meaning: noble bloodline!
At that moment, Xie Hongjun asked, "Then what should I call you?" ”
Li Yue'er waved her hand, "Whatever, there are not so many rules in our family"
Xie Hongjun was confused again, "Didn't you say that the ancient people had many rules, so it's not good to be casual"
Li Yue'er sighed: "Do you think the junior high school graduate outside will abide by this?" ”
"Poof" Xie Hongjun really couldn't help but wave his hand again and again, "I'm sorry, I'm out of shape"
Li Yue'er was also very helpless, "Forget it, I don't mind this, tell me how you got with that"
"Oh" At the moment, Xie Hongjun told Li Yue'er about how to escape marriage and how to give birth to borrowed seeds, "This is how things are, maybe Dabao can't get over that hurdle psychologically, so he brought me"
Li Yue'er nodded, "He's like this, he was born poor, and he has a little conscience left, okay, since you said that you are here to borrow a seed, it's just right, I also hope that the Niu family will have a future, you can live here with peace of mind, and when you have a child, you can go back, can this be done?" ”
This is exactly in line with the meaning of Xie Hongjun, and he nodded again and again at the moment, "Yes, I guarantee that I can"
"Okay, I'll arrange for someone to clean up the house for you"
Xie Hongjun was so happy that he didn't know how to thank Li Yue'er, "Thank you, sister, by the way, you just said that you hope that the Niu family will have a queen, I take the liberty of asking, how old is my sister this year?" I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold back."
Li Yue'er touched the corners of her eyes, "It's okay, I'm twenty-three this year, I've been married to Dabao for five years, and I haven't had children."
Xie Hongjun knew that he was presumptuous to ask, "I'm sorry, sister, you really can't see anything like twenty-three, no matter how I think you are, you are only eighteen"
Hearing this, Li Yue'er laughed, "You are right this time, my appearance is estimated to be only eighteen in my life" and then saw that Xie Hongjun was a little puzzled, "What, don't believe it?" Hehe, you go and make the outside one happy, and you'll know what's going on."
The second monk of the Xie Red Army was confused, and Li Yue'er didn't bother to explain, let this girl torture that wrongdoer in such a troublesome matter!
Xie Hongjun is not good to ask any more, people can endure not being angry with Xiao San, they are already self-contained, how can they be embarrassed to break the casserole and ask in the end.
"By the way, sister, have you been punishing him like this, let's talk for so long, it won't tire him out, right?"
"Do you really think he's going to be punished quietly? Oh, by the way, it's okay to wear hot pants or something at home in the future, don't wear them out, the people of Chang'an can't accept it"
Xie Hongjun nodded, "Thank you sister for mentioning it."
Li Yue'er waved her hand, "It's okay, you see, I'll just say that he won't follow the rules."
It seems that Li Yue'er still knows about the hawker, just when Li Yue'er turned around and entered the study, the vendor whistled at Siqi, who was sitting on the sofa playing games, "Hey, beauty, help me take this thing down, and casually ask the kitchen to cook me something delicious."
Siqi pouted, "No, the princess let you hold enough incense"
"Go quickly, or your salary will be deducted"
"My salary is princess hair, not you"
How can this girl tell the truth, "I'll help you play a fun game"
Siqi rolled her eyes and thought about it, and stretched out a slap "five"
"Two"
"Three"
"Okay, deal, take it down quickly, help me get some food"
"Wait, donkey, I'll go"
After the hawker was liberated, he lay down on the sofa and "Siqin beat my back"
Siqin stood behind the vendor and helped him pinch his shoulders, "Horse, is this strength okay?" ”
"Well, yes, I'll help you bring some gifts next time I go back."
Siqin's happy subordinates also became a little stronger, and when Li Yue'er reconciled the Red Army came out, he saw the hawker stuffing it into his mouth, and when he saw the two of them coming out, the hawker said, "Do you two eat some too?" ”
Li Yue'er walked over quickly, and Pia slapped the table "Niu Dabao"
The hawker was scared and "arrived"
Li Yue'er pointed at his head with her hand, "You're embarrassed to eat, embarrassed to eat..."
The vendor grabbed her hand, "Don't be angry, the rice is delicious, you can taste it..."
"Of course I want to eat, you keep practicing"
"Give me face..."
Li Yue'er glared, the walkie-talkie rang, and the hawker thanked the gods and Buddhas in his heart, it was Li Er who was looking for himself, and the hawker hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie, "What, I'm in the palace, you're busy" After speaking, he ran away.
Li Yue'er sneered when she watched the hawker run away, and pulled Xie Hongjun to sit down, "My sister is also hungry, come to eat, man, you can't get used to it, sometimes you have to let him have a longer memory, but it can't be too much, just stop in moderation, after all, men love face"
Xie Hongjun sandwiched a piece of meat and gave it to Li Yue'er, "My sister is really a good teacher, and my sister will have to ask my sister more in the future."
Li Yue'er calmly ate the meat caught by the Red Army, "In the future, we will all be a family, you will be responsible for giving birth to him with peace of mind, and I will take care of the treasure."
"Thank you so much sister, sister will eat another piece of meat" What a harmonious main house and San'er! (To be continued.) )