Section 57: Bullying
The peddler didn't know where Li Er came to the conclusion that this thing was not easy to get, didn't you see that he got two or three hundred tables at a time, and Li Er had a cup, "Hey, it's just some simple things, our ordinary people get married like this, because this time it's in a hurry, so let everyone laugh, don't patronize the food, drink some, come and toast!" “
"It's done, it seems that the life in the immortal chief's hometown must be very happy, when will my Datang be able to eat this when the people get married!" After speaking, Li Er raised his head and took a glass of wine!
"Prince, let's be happy today, don't talk about this, but don't worry, as long as you support my brother and me, within three years, I can at least guarantee that all the people in big cities will eat these when they get married!" The hawker slapped his chest and bragged to Li Er!
"Then there is Lao Dabao, come and drink with us!"
At the end of a banquet, the hawker is because a banquet has brought the relationship with the high-level of Datang, and the high-level of Datang can be regarded as having seen the hawker's ability to brag, and of course, there is also the envy of some wonderful things said by the hawker!
This night is destined to have many people who can't sleep, of course, excluding the hawkers, the girl sleeps no longer so fragrant, in her sleep with a whisk in her hand, all the people below kneel and worship, surrounded by beautiful women behind her, so not magnificent, suddenly woken up!
"Brother Dabao, Brother Dabao, wake up, wake up!"
"Who, disturbing my sweet dreams, oh, what's wrong Qingfang?"
"Brother Dabao, someone has come to the palace, let you enter the palace to face the saint!"
Face saint? Face what saint? The peddler was confused, but when he heard that Li Yuan summoned the peddler, he didn't dare to slack off, and when he got out of the tent, he saw a eunuch with a dust whisk in his hand looking around in the courtyard!
The peddler couldn't help but sigh, Nima Jue let him sleep well! Why am I so sad?,I've been here for so many days.,I haven't even slept in a formal bed a few times.,I must have woken up in bed after watching a lot of people.,{Author PS General lying on the bed must have died of the previous body sadness.,Let's not learn} and then find yourself crossing.,It's good for us.,I've been here for so many days, except for staying at Li Er's house for one night.,I've slept in a tent at all times.,No.,After a few days, you must first cover the broken Taoist temple over there!
Lamentation to lamentation! You have to receive people who come! "Hello, I don't know what you call it?" Because I really don't understand the name of eunuchs in the Tang Dynasty, this product is directly on you!
The little eunuch didn't care if the title of the vendor was right, so he bowed down and saluted, "Niu Xianchang is polite, the fairy chief directly calls our young eunuch Sun, I don't know if Niu Xianchang can enter the palace with our family?" “
It seems that there is indeed something wrong, the hawker's face is not washed, and he directly took the eunuch to the car, after the eunuch got into the car, he was first frightened and then ran up and then surprised, the hawker saw a lot of this expression, and he didn't bother to explain, and asked the eunuch directly, "Can Sun Shaojian know what the emperor called me into the palace this time?" “
The eunuch was still cautious to look left and right, and the peddler muttered, "There are only two people in the car, and there are ghosts!" After confirming that the car was indeed safer, the eunuch smiled at the vendor, "Immortal Niu, first of all, thank you for holding the puja, my brother smoked a cigarette yesterday and gave it to me, I heard that it is a rare object, so we have to thank you!" “
From the tone of the eunuch, it can be heard that this goods must have more children in the family and can't afford to raise them, and then this goods can't be said to be unlucky or lucky to be sent to the palace, but looking at the situation where the brothers in the family gave him cigarettes, it is estimated that this baby is still relatively lucky in the palace, as for why he gave him cigarettes, Ouchi understands everything!
The peddler didn't care about his bullshit, and he cared about it first before he said, "You're welcome, that's your brother's blessing, come to Sun Shaojian to taste this cigarette!" After saying that, he gave the eunuch a cigarette, and the eunuch took it and leaned on the hawker's fire, and took a few puffs like a hawker, and immediately fell in love with this feeling after getting used to it!
"Tsk, Niu Xianchang is really strange and strange, then our family also breathes a breath for Niu Xianchang, I heard that the treasure bottle that Niu Xianchang gave to the emperor to fill wine last time is not working, the emperor has poured water into it in the past few days, and there is no smell of wine at all, so this is why Niu Xianchang went over to confront him!"
The peddler who was driving was on the steering wheel with his head on the wheel, I went, I said how Lao Li took the wine away so happily at that time, it turned out that the old man misunderstood, thinking that what he gave him was a treasure bottle that could turn water into wine, this joke was big!
The hawker who figured out the reason was thinking about how to confront Li Yuan for a while, since the eunuch reminded him that he had to send something, "Thank you Young Eunuch Sun for reminding me, come and take this bottle of flower water, there are many mosquitoes this summer, you can spray it every day to repel mosquitoes!" It can also bring a special fragrance to the body, and there are some other things that Sun Shaojian brought back with him, a little bit of Xiaodao's heart! “
Sun Shaojian didn't have much feeling for mosquito repellent, but the hawker said that he was very interested in bringing a special fragrance to his body, so he tried to spray some on himself, wow, this feeling is refreshing! "Thank you Niu Xian for growing up!" Looks like this gift is the right one! Isn't it right, the eunuch itself has a smell of commotion, and he usually uses some incense or something to press, but the effect is definitely not as good as modern industrial products!
It didn't take long for the car to drive to the gate of the palace, and a few guards saw the car coming from a distance, knowing that this was Niu Xianchang's mount, but that didn't let him openly break into the palace. “
The hawker just wanted to get out of the car, but was stopped by Sun Shaojian, this eunuch just received the benefits of the hawker, and now he has the opportunity to repay how can he let it go, "Blind your dog's eyes, right, since you know that it is the mount of the cow immortal, you can still use it, what is this, this is a divine beast, be careful to eat you!" “
Okay! Another one who treats bread as a mythical beast! The guards were also a little scared in their hearts, but they still dutifully said, "But the imperial city stipulates that civil officials get off the sedan chair, and military generals get off the horse, no matter who they are, they have to get down!" “
"Hehe, then tell me, is this a horse or a sedan chair?" Sun Shaojian said in a measured manner.
Uh, the officers and soldiers guarding the door are stunned, yes, how can you define this car and have never seen it? Tangled! Forget it, since it's Niu Xianchang, I won't stop it, but he is the prince's life-saving benefactor, more is better than less, wave your hand and let it go!
The hawker looked at the situation, just right, the entrance of the palace is a long way away from the Xuanzheng Palace, it will save trouble by driving over, throw a pack of cigarettes to the guards guarding the door, and drive into the palace with a swagger!
When I arrived at the main hall, Young Eunuch Sun went in first to report, and it didn't take long for someone to call the hawker in, and the hawker knew that the early dynasty was estimated to have just ended, and everyone was still there, so he hurriedly trotted over to see him, and saw that Li Yuan really didn't want to kneel, so he bowed his hand, "Dongsheng Shenzhou Xiaodao Niu Dabao congratulates the Tang Emperor Hongfu Qitian!"
Li Yuan waited for this kid for a long time, and when he saw people coming, he didn't care about complaining about the irregularities in the etiquette of the hawkers, so he directly blew his beard and glared at him, and said, "Niu Dabao, right, do you know how to deal with the crime of bullying the king according to my Datang law?" ”
PS: Sad recommendation! Let's have two!