Text Chapter 0658 Dry and Transform Jade Silk

Inside the Siem Reap Palace in Angkor, the conversation between Jayavarman VI and Wu Sangui continues.

Jayavarman VI: "Lord Wu, now we have a problem, the matter over there in Yongtian can be relieved now, and this trouble must be solved as soon as possible." ”

Wu Sangui: "What's the matter?" What trouble does our country have now except for the 150,000 trapped war elephants and more than 700,000 elephant auxiliaries? ”

Jayavarman VI: "Well, it has something to do with the past. That's the case, I don't know if you know, after we sent troops to Yongtian, we found out that the cunning Jiaozhi people actually ambushed 60,000 war elephants and 180,000 elephant soldiers in Jiaozhi in the ravine of Kun Jing Mansion. I know that no matter what our war in Yongtian is, their ambush army wants to take advantage of the fire to loot. For this reason, we also ambushed 50,000 war elephants and 150,000 elephant soldiers of Angkor in a ravine in the east of Khon Kaen Province, and prepared to attack the ambush army of Jiaozhi with the victorious Wu Liugui. Unexpectedly, our war elephants in Yongtian Province are collectively nymphomaniac, and our war elephants in the ravine of Jiaola Xinfu are also inexplicably following together with the collective nymphomaniac, these war elephants in estrus are very strange, and they are not scattered to find the object of venting, but all of them are united and together, as if they are forming a team, rumbling to call spring, singing love songs, waving their proboscis as if they are doing a festival, meeting on Saturday, with the same goal, from Jiao Laxin Province to the east to Da Nang, four or five hundred kilometers away. This elephant collective estrus is an extremely rare strange thing; Also, the story of spring that happened in this season that is not spring is unprecedented. Now, this kind of strange thing has happened one after another in our heads and in the two countries of Jiaozhi, which is really unfavorable for the past year! Okay, let's not talk about that, what I'm going to say now is that at that time, our 50,000 war elephants went to find their mother elephants, and our 150,000 elephant soldiers and 20,000 auxiliaries left behind, it seems that many of them are also nymphomaniac. After these elephant soldiers are crazy, their quality is obviously worse than that of war elephants. They dispersed the camp, but the general direction was still towards our capital city of Siem Reap south, they were like rangers scattered along the way to see women on the way, whether it was seventy or eighty years old, or less than ten years old, no shame, no matter what, they had lost their minds, and became a big wild bee. For a while, on this road, these elephant soldiers swept from north to south like a swarm of poisonous wasps that everyone feared.

The small rural village on this road has many monks and little porridge, and the old girl has long fled when he hears the news. So, without women, those female animals suffered, from beautiful sheep and sheep to old sows, from beautiful dogs to dà cows, from Hello Kitty to Polma, those elephants with burned brains who could not pick flowers had to pick grass, and if they couldn't pick grass, they had to do messy. As a result, the people who came to Siem Reap to report, go to fǎng, and complain are batch after batch, and now, our capital is also complicated, I heard that Goldfish Ji has gone up the cliff, and it is rumored that Marven has pretended to be a pseudo-mother, and people say that Hua Miaomiao has crossed over, and there is an old witch who has pretended to be a pet and cute......"

Wu Sangui: "Your Majesty, those soldiers have all degenerated into strong criminals, and the gang committed crimes, which is of the nature of the underworld. So, why didn't those ordinary people call the police? As a public department, whether it is to sweep pornography or fight crime, these scourges should be arrested! ”

Jayavarman VI: "Arrested? I want to too, but who's going to catch it? Where can I keep it if I am caught? You know, there are 170,000 people, and they are all young and strong soldiers, with controlled knives, they have come all the way from north to south, they are disheveled, unkempt, they giggle when they see women and female animals, and they do not shy away from urinating, drooling, and fiddling with that thing in public, and they are still singing obscene songs and erotic dramas in their mouths. They not only undermine the social atmosphere and affect stability and unity; They also corrupted military discipline and damaged the love of fish and water; In particular, what they did was easily exploited by class enemies and became the fuse for the destruction of the dictatorship of Angkor. Alas, these, I can't catch them, I can't catch them, I can't catch them, what should I do! I've been worried in my dreams! But in the dream, those nymphomaniacs are still smirking at me! ……”

Just when Jayavarman VI and Wu Sangui were worried about the 170,000 wandering thieves and armed, a small eunuch came in and reported that at the gate of the imperial city, there was a living Buddha from the overseas immortal mountain who asked to see him.

The officials must be thinking, no coincidence is not a book, as mentioned above, at the gate of the imperial city of Jiaozhi, there is a living Buddha from overseas immortal mountains who ask to see. Why is it that at the gate of the imperial city of Angkor now, there are also living Buddhas from overseas immortal mountains who come to see? In fact, this is the hand of little Helen asking Wang Mumu to help her, the hand of God, and the hand of Buddha.

On the one hand, Wang Mumu wants to help little Helen; On the other hand, Wang Mumu has to train his troops. What kind of soldiers does Wang Mumu want to train? Hehe, it's a little funny, it's a monk soldier!

It turned out that during the seven-day joy of the Rose Wedding, the Western Regions students of the Theological School of Harvard Putuoshan Branch, who are also alumni, confessed their understanding of Buddhism and their future plans to the school. As a result, the 200 young students were divided into 10 living Buddhas and 190 salaried contract monks. Wang Mumu made up a lot of lessons for their surprise attack and opened a lot of small stoves, but he didn't know what the effect was, and he was always a little worried in his heart.

Later, little Helen came to discuss with him the troubles encountered by the Siamese Legislature, her own response, and the aftermath of the incident. Wang Mumu is not like seven or eight years ago, when he started his business, he needed a lot of manpower. Now, he has greatly increased the quality of his manpower. Therefore, when it was discussed, there was no intention to accommodate the entire budget of the hundreds of thousands of captives and soldiers. However, it is also absolutely not advisable to let these people return to the army and redo the enemy's sharp knives. So, what to do? Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you, then there must be a third way. What way? Let them all become monks, put down the butcher's knife, and become monks.

Wang Mumu was ready to let Angkor's elephant soldiers return to Angkor to become Angkor's monks; Let the elephant soldiers of Jiaozhi go back to Jiaozhi to be the monk of Jiaozhi. However, there is also a problem with this, do you think, these two countries will increase the number of monks by more than 100,000 at once, where to shave? Where are the pending orders? Where to burn incense? Where to chant Buddha? Where to meditate? Where to live? The original small temples and small temples are definitely not good, these Huaxin kings are eight years old, and they can't be suppressed if they are shallow.

I heard that the temple was going to be built, and the civil engineering expert Hu Erniang on the side of Little Helen was passionate, so as soon as the three of them made a calculation, they were ready to let these elephant soldiers build a temple, and it was a big temple and a big temple with high specifications. In this way, it not only solved the way out for these elephant soldiers, but also gave them a way to make a living, opened up a wide Buddhist road for the public, and also secretly damaged the financial routes of the two governments.

Xiucai doesn't go out, he can know the world. During the begging, in Wang Mumu's study, Wang Mumu said to Little Helen, Hu Erniang, Flower Fairy and Princess Baoma. It is now 1088 A.D., which can be called the 11th century. So, if you go to Siem Reap, the capital of Angkor, you will see Wat Bakhang, which was built 200 years ago with 109 pagodas; You will see the Cardamom Temple, built in 150 years with its characteristic red brick bas-reliefs; You will see the Khleang-style Takeo Temple, built in 100 years; You will see the zhuān chamber built decades ago for the king to sleep with the Khmer Hydra spirits (the queen here, in bed, she only has tickets for the second half, and she can only dēng the bed every day after the second watch); You will see the temple of Papuang, which was built more than ten years ago with a large amount of gold and copper. Wang Mumu's speech made these four women stunned, and they all thought to themselves, you little carpenter, when did you go there?

Wang Mumu also said that in the current Angkor Kingdom, 6 kilometers north of Siem Reap Province in Kyoto, in about 45 square kilometers of jungle, more than 100 years ago, there were people who made several small temples, and I saw that the geographical location was very good, so we urged the current king to build a large temple there, and build a big Angkor Thom. There must be a temple, a large temple, a pagoda, a moat, a smiling four-faced Buddha, decorated with dancing, beast-riding warriors and flying goddesses, and the reliefs need to be delicate and realistic......

Hu Erniang was very interested, and worked overtime to form an engineering drawing of the "Angkor Wat" described by Wang Mumu. In this era, there are already many famous temples in Siem Reap, such as the aforementioned Bakken Temple, but Angkor Wat, which shocked later generations, has just begun to make a small fuss. Historically, Angkor Wat was not built overnight, but was gradually expanded, repaired, and transformed. Wang Mumu is ready to let Hu Erniang contribute to the architectural history of Angkor Wat, and at the same time consume some of the chickens of Little Helen's Siamese country, the strong neighbor of Angkor country.

Now, the five living Buddhas of Harvard, namely the Yueba Mo and Xinran monks of Guge, the Yueba Mo and Xinran monks of the Qingtang Dynasty, and the Yueba Mo of Hara Khan, a total of five living Buddhas, plus 50 contract monks, brought Buddhist scriptures and Buddhist weapons, brought divine weapons, brought household appliances, brought communication tools, brought temple blueprints, brought secret weapons, and brought Haoran righteousness.

They are coming to share the sin against Jayavarman VI, and now, in the small territory of Angkor, there are more than 100,000 young who are harming women, confusing generations, spreading venereal diseases, and harming the next generation. You, as a king, ignore and ignore you, are you a responsible king? Are you a responsible government? Do you have a bright red heart? Don't you recite Amitabha? Do you want to continue to be a king? ……