This is Siem Reap, the capital of Angkor, and in a corner of the palace, the emperor is looking for a countermeasure with the three ghosts of Wu who have just returned to China.

The current Emperor of Angkor is called Jayavarman VI. He himself took advantage of the defeat in the war between Angkor and Cham that year, and then took advantage of the civil strife, and a prince of a vassal state took advantage of the situation to seize the throne of Holishavarman III and became the founder of a new dynasty. He claimed that he was a descendant of the mythical Princess Kamp Sayehuva and his wife, and that he used superstition to consolidate his power. This time the use of troops against Xiao Helen, of course, was instigated by Wu Liugui, and in his own heart, he was extremely vigilant about the sudden rise of the alien army, and later knew that the war was unfavorable, and he was even more panicked, lest the retribution of the present world come to his head.

Today is the 11th of September, and knowing that Wu Sangui, the head of the congratulatory wedding mission who had been sent to him after seven days of happiness and eighteen days of happiness, had finally returned, he hurriedly summoned him and called a group of scouts to analyze the situation and discuss countermeasures.

Jayavarman VI: "Lord Wu! The current battle situation seems to be against us! ”

Wu Sangui: "Your Majesty, I've always been worried that this Wu Liugui is too impulsive, and he takes the shame of his own martial arts competition in Liuqiu too seriously. Actually, now that I think about it, it's already an honor for you Wu Liugui to be able to drive other people's little immortals to fight against you, why bother about winning or losing, and caring about what you don't have face. I don't hear anything about the war here, but I know that the leaders of Harvard know what the whole world is doing. I saw that they did not show any unhappiness or worry, and I could not find little Helen and the others, so I knew that something bad was going to happen. As soon as I returned to China, I inquired, and I heard that in that Hetao battlefield, no one from the other side had ever appeared, and all our war elephants first went crazy, and then all of them automatically got into the big pockets dug by others, and what I couldn't figure out was that the 50-kilometer-long river bank line, where could not escape? But no one, one horse, or one of them escaped. Alas! This is their style, they now disdain to deploy troops to fight against you, disdain to fight with you with guns and swords, disdain to argue with you with a blushing face, and disdain to get up early and compete with you in the dark. They just, wave their hands, do things, blow their breaths, shout, boom, bang, ping-pong, and that's it. Today, it has been seven days since I left the battle, and I don't know how many people, horses, and elephants in the loop have starved to death. ”

Jayavarman VI: "Lord Wu! I've been concerned about this for a long time. The scouts said that on the fourth day, our army first destroyed the withering and decaying, and the momentum was like a bamboo, and the company camp was burned, and the wind and water were smooth; After that, it started to get out of control.

On the day of the fifth day, the war elephants failed to flee, and the whole army was bleak, and after a day and a night of attrition, the people were sleepy and tired, hungry and had no choice of food, and the day before they were still carried away and sang love songs, this day they were hungry and sang empty city plans.

On the sixth day, people in the outer city were lying on the ground, and they had not eaten for three days, but fortunately they could still go to the Mekong River to scoop some water, and the whole army became Commander Tang, and even the livestock became Commander Tang. The entire battlefield was lifeless, all of them were crumbling, exhausted, and swaying, waiting for death.

On the seventh day, early in the morning, there was a sound from the tower, and the sound came from the loudspeakers of the people, and it was so loud that it could be heard for many miles, and it could be heard from all directions. The voice said, "This is Yongtian in Siam, and you should be punished for trespassing without permission." The voice said, "You are a violent trespasser and you should have been punished severely." Now, as a first step, I command you:

1. You are not allowed to set foot in the inner city without your consent, and if you violate it, you will be punished;

2. It is not allowed to leave the outer city without consent, and if it is violated, it will be punished;

Third, we are all Harvard people, compassionate and kind-hearted, so if your people and livestock, including war elephants, if they are sick, they can be carried into the inner city, and we will send people to treat them;

Fourth, the dead people and animals will be buried on the spot, and now they will be buried in the direction of the Xiaohetao;

Fifth, starting today, we will drop food and forage twice a day, as well as simple trauma medicines;

Sixth, let your auxiliaries who are still outside the loop stay where they are and surrender to us;

7. A thousand trebuchets, and a hundred remained, and the rest were dismantled as fires, and boiled water to drink;

8. All the 100 trebuchets left behind were moved to the banks of the artificial river, and 50 were hoisted by airships to the other side for the auxiliaries, so that they could throw in their own clothes, tents, fodder, food, and other daily necessities.

Nine, the people in the loop should keep the site tidy, and all the elephant dung should be gathered together, tied into bundles, and thrown across the artificial river with fifty trebuchets left in the loop.

Ten, now that you have eaten and drunk enough, you are not allowed to be a laipi, and all of you go out to exercise and run around the river.

Eleven, Wu Liugui, roll over, your subordinates will not be convinced? You stand on the back of an elephant for me and take off all your clothes! How? Don't listen to orders? Do you want us to do it? ……”

Wu Sangui: "Your Majesty, is there such a thing?" So, did he take off the six ghosts? ”

Jayavarman VI: "No. Do you think, he was the commander of a million-strong army at that time, if he really took off his clothes, where would his face go? However, this little Helen seems to like to take off other people's clothes, I heard that in Liuqiu, in front of the leaders of the world, Wu Liugui has been stripped naked by that little Helen in the ring once? At that time, Wu Liugui thought, you have already taken off me once, why do you want to take me off again? He was quite angry, so he took eighteen brave henchmen into the inner city, he wanted to theorize with the little Helen, and also took the opportunity to explore the reality of the inner city. He walked into the inner city, looked at it from the outside, there was no figure on the tower, he was actually entering the inner city for the first time, so, he looked around, very curious about the empty inner city, thinking, here, except for the tower, there is nothing, can it be the capital of a country? ……”

Wu Sangui: "Your Majesty, this is not right, then, didn't people say that they are not allowed to break into the inner city without permission?" ”

Jayavarman VI: "Yes, that's right. Therefore, the Wu Liugui probe probed brain only looked three or four times, and suddenly a rain of arrows came down from the tower, a total of nineteen arrows, one person and one arrow, and all of the arrows hit Mìng Genzi or its adjacent surrounding areas. ”

Wu Sangui: "Oh, then you must be dying of pain?" ”

Jayavarman VI: "Of course, at one moment, all nineteen people fell down in pain. ”

Wu Sangui: "This Wu Liugui and his eighteen henchmen are also stupid, since they want to enter the tiger's den, how much do they have to take precautions, and don't put on more leather armor?" Or take a shield? ”

Jayavarman VI: "The shield is not taken, but the leather armor is covered, and the whole body is protected, who knows that the opponent's gōng crossbow is so tough that it can penetrate the leather armor from a few hundred meters away, and pierce the key parts." The most unbelievable thing is that there is a henchman among them, who is tall and strong, full of care, and has no leather armor under his crotch to protect him. As a result, an arrow came and tore off his eggs, and then the arrows pierced the tree, and his two eggs were nailed to the tree by the arrows, and they jumped and jumped. ”

Wu Sangui: "Hey, I said that this Wu Liugui has already taken the pulse of other people, and he didn't know how difficult it was to retreat, but he committed a crime against the wind." Okay, it's over now, and my life is gone......"

Jayavarman VI: "Hehe, this sex is gone, but this life is still there. Just as the nineteen people were squatting on the ground and lying on the ground in pain, the loudspeaker on the tower sounded, saying, "Please don't enter the inner city!" Forgot? If I don't give you a long memory, I really can't cure you stinky diseases! Now, don't move! If you don't obey again, you can't kill it! As he spoke, four little girls came out of the tower, holding a dagger glowing with blue light in one hand and a wet flower handkerchief in the other. I know, this is someone killing chickens to show monkeys, in Liweina. Moreover, it is not the kind that kills without mercy, but the kind that takes sex and does not take life. However, it is strange that these four little girls have done the following cutting surgery, and then they have shaved the hair of nineteen people, I don't know what this means? ”

Wu Sangui: "This ——, Weichen doesn't understand either." But those little girls still have surgery? ”

Jayavarman VI: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to say one thing. That is, on the sixth day, two hundred little girls flew down from the big airship in the sky to the inner city. All of them were wearing white coats, and there was a red 'ten' on the white coat. The little girls were quick with their hands and feet, and for the next few days, every day, they set up an outpatient clinic at the bridge of the moat in the inner city. Trauma patients, debridement for debridement, suture for sutures, ointment for ointment, plaster for plaster, stent for stent, as long as they are not dead, are all medicated and bandaged. They also prescribed internal medicine, and in the past few days, those who have diarrhea, poor sleep, and induration of feces have all been administered. It is said that after three or four days, those wounded and sick became acquainted with these little girls, and some people went to joke, saying, "Can it be cured if the mouth is bitter?" As a result, the little girls were rewarded with a few sweets. Some people go and say, can gluttony be cured? The little girls gave them a big bag of snacks. Some people say that nutrition has not been good lately; The little girls threw over a lot of fish. There are also some elephant soldiers who are also responsible, and they went to discuss with these little girls: Little miracle doctor! Thank you for treating us and saving our lives, but many people go back to the bed, because the patient moves slowly, and if he is not careful, he will be kicked and kicked by those war elephants who are still crazy and infatuated. Alas, can you help us? After these little girls went to the tower to report a little, they blushed and taught the elephant soldiers two methods. Method one, if the elephant thing is always hard and the red tendons are raised, then you should take some measures to make it soft and let it extinguish the fire. Of course, elephants are elephants, unlike people, horses, cows, etc., you can directly use your hands to cover nòng, and elephants will not shoot. You have to use your hand to reach through the chrysanthemum door, go directly to massage the elephant's prostate, and one press is a biao, and we will give you a few buckets, lean under that thing, collect the white pulp, and exchange sweet sugar for you. The second way is that for some elephants that are still restless after the fire is removed, we give you some plastic bags, and you put this plastic bag on the long trunk of these elephants, so that it can no longer breathe through its nose, it can only breathe through its mouth, its physical strength will be greatly reduced, and its naughty strength and mind will be weakened, and their attention will be focused on the nose, and their thing will be marginalized, and ......"

Wu Sangui: "Your Majesty, so you say, there is no big problem there now?" They don't kill prisoners, they don't imprison and wear lute, which makes people feel better. ”

Jayavarman VI: "In terms of life, there is no problem there now, the food they airdropped there is getting better and better day by day, and when they were airdropped, they also gave a few bags of auxiliaries outside the river loop, and the scouts also brought some for me to taste, those jerky, fish floss, spiced beans, popcorn, braised ham, are all very delicious." On the ninth day, we Asians were going to celebrate the Double Ninth Festival, and on that day, the airship also threw some Chongyang cakes, chrysanthemum wine, as well as a big handful of dogwood grass and laurel leaves, which were all eaten by those war elephants. It is said that those hungry ghosts in the loop a few days ago actually spoke badly. They don't like to eat the food thrown at them by the auxiliaries outside, and they wait for the pie to fall from the sky. Sometimes, some clothes will be put on it, all of which are in the form of large robes, for people whose clothes are really tattered. Two days later, soap was put on it, asking them to wash it, and they said that they would go to the Mekong River to wash it, within 10 meters of the shore, and it would be fine......"

Wu Sangui: "Your Majesty, there should be both Angkor and Jiaozhi people in there, and they won't fight for food or anything?" ”

Jayavarman VI: "In the beginning, there was a scramble, mainly for the parachute where the object was dropped, and the parachute was made of fine silk, bright in color, strong and strong, and large, so that it was comfortable to sleep on at night. However, in that loop, whenever there is a commotion, the people in the center of the riot will suffer. I don't understand how far their arrows and crossbows can shoot, and why their shooting skills are so accurate. If there is a riot, the central character will surely be hit immediately. The arrows were all shot in the thighs, and then the loudspeaker shouted, and the two men went over, and carried him over and pulled out the arrows. In this way, order there is better now than in our barracks. Those soldiers were fine, so they made shells, rolled like dung, broke them into bundles, and threw them across the river. ”

Wu Sangui: "Hehe, aren't these people very rich?" Why do they still need to clean up elephant dung? ”

Jayavarman VI: "Well, our scouts also have a heart, and went to inquire, but they kept their mouths shut and didn't say a word." ”

Wu Sangui: "Then, when will our soldiers, horses, and elephants go home?" ”

Jayavarman VI: "Hehe, go home?" We're going to beat people, and if we can't beat them, we can go home? Can there be such a good thing in this world? I really don't know what these little girls like gods and ghosts are going to do with us? I'm afraid it won't be normal thinking, what kind of strange conditions will they mention? We are now Angkor without joy, so we can only go to Angkor to ask for songs in a low voice. ”