Text Chapter 0552 Dini and Shanny
Now rewind, go back in time, and start from the door of the princess's mansion again.
At 6:38, Hu Dong and Xiao Hairui and others were taken by the Tibetan mastiff to the Princess Mansion of Shu. As soon as everyone arrived at the door, they heard Xiao Chani screaming inside, and they were anxious for a while, thinking, maybe this little witch who refused to suffer was too old, and she was miserable, and she was so anxious that she kicked her big foot and broke into the door, and went straight to the flower hall.
Hu Dong and Xiao Hairui took a look after entering the door, and saw that in the flower hall facing the gate, on the two mahogany Taishi chairs on the left and right, sat Xiao Dani and Xiao Shanni. If you want to be more accurate, strictly speaking, these two little golden cats are not sitting on the Taishi chair, but squatting on the Taishi chair, and their buttocks are resting on the back of the Taishi chair, condescending, both of them are wielding the electric whip they carry with them, snap! Syllable! Syllable! The queen's whip technique is terrifying, and every time it sounds, the kneeling people on the side tremble once.
Now, around the flower hall, there are one hundred and fifty or sixty people kneeling, it seems that some are subordinates in the house, some are Wang Xu's henchmen, some are craftsmen from Hunan and Hubei, and some are Liao officials with a little status. In the center of the flower hall, there are two bed boards. There was a man lying on each of the two beds, both of whom had their shirts pulled up to their chests, their pants down to their knees, and the middle of their bodies naked. The bare area was dripping with blood, and the fur had been basically removed, so it was clear that the two men's things were gone, castrated. But the two men were not in pain, and lay quietly on the bed, with a large pile of incense ash applied to the wound. Hu Dong walked over and sniffed, knowing that the two little golden cats had used chloroform, and these two must have been castrated into eunuchs unknowingly after being stunned. Hu Dong carefully identified the two, ouch! This is a big deal, because one person turned out to be Wang Xu! The other person is also a Liao official who has met a few times.
Xiao Daini and Xiao Shanni saw someone kicking in the door and were about to get angry, when they saw that it was Hu Dong and Xiao Hairui and others, they immediately smiled and their faces were full of flowers. Little Daini jumped down from the Taishi's chair all of a sudden, and jumped over to Hu Dong and said, "Sister Dongdong, are you good, you found us so quickly?" We wanted to make a top 10 surprise to present to you, but we made the first surprise, and you arrived, or let's build it together? ……”
Xiao Xiangni ran behind Xiao Hai Rui angrily, and aimed at Xiao Hai Rui's ass is a black tiger heart-digging fist, two or so grand slams, and three consecutive mandarin duck butterfly legs, and she was still muttering in her mouth: "Hmph, what kind of person, I told you to talk doesn't count!" It's nice to say, you're a little boar, I'm a little sow, what to say, 'If love can't be expressed in words, I'm willing to prove it with my life!'" 'What do you say that the little boar will shed tears and blood for the gilt, have you shed tears today?' Did you bleed today? Do you prove it with your life today? Are you the first sow today? You bad thing, you shrunken turtle, let the gilt throw the pig's head and sprinkle the pig's blood, are you embarrassed? I let you talk doesn't count, first leg! I'll let you talk doesn't count, second leg! I'll let you talk doesn't count, third leg! ……”
Hu Dong was relieved to see that the two of them were in good condition and had no injuries or injuries, and then pointed his finger at the two people on the ground and said, "Tell me, what's going on?" ”
Little Daini: "Yes! Report to the Queen, the situation is like this. At that time, we were the first to hear a 'thud' behind us, and we were on our guard. Later, when a set of poles came out, it was a piece of cake for us to avoid. However, Xiao Shanni said two words to me: "go to the doctor", which is what we often do when we are witch doctors, that is, to go to the guest's house with the guest. Here, Xiao Xiangni should mean that if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger, and go back with these robbers! So, we deliberately let the other party trap us and drag us off the horse. We are very confident in the armor on our bodies, so we don't worry about any friction and collision injuries in the process of being pulled, but we are dizzy and stomach churning when we are dragged by these Liao people along the way.
After we were dragged by the Liao people for a while, they saw that there were no pursuers behind them, so they grabbed us on horseback and ran directly here. When we got here, they thought we hadn't moved on the road because we had been dragged unconscious, so, when we got here, they threw us on the ground and went to their heads.
After a while, Wang Xuan and a Liao official came over. Because when we were being dragged down, we were afraid that pebbles, dirt, and ants would get into our mouths and eyes, so we had already pulled off the masks on our helmets. So, these two can't see who we are. If you can't see clearly, you're going to have to get our masks. At this time, I sent a signal to Xiao Shanni, and the two of us jumped up together, pulled out the electric whip casually, and turned on the power, medium and strong gear, to the inverted level, regardless of three, seven, twenty-one, a round of wielding! These people, whether they are Song or Liao, didn't take us very seriously at the beginning, aren't they just a whip, what's so scary? However, once they were whipped, let alone whipped, they were whipped and rubbed, and it was enough for them to bear it. We danced and watched while fighting, and when we saw that we still had the will and ability to resist, we clicked again in time with the electric whip, and as a result, in the soaring click rate, the fools in front of us kept twitching on the ground! Rolling! Jump! Shiver! Disgusting! Vomit! Tired! Spasm! Fracture! Lost teeth! Head breaking! Blood stream! ……”
We take into account the feelings of others, don't let those people collapse in the constant electric shock, those people, we still have to come in handy. So, we took a break. Of course, there are also energy conservation and environmental protection considerations, don't keep discharging, what if the electricity is gone? Don't let those people roll around on the ground and howl, get dizzy and upset when they hear it. However, the tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, we don't want to do much, and some people want to do more. Who? Wang Xu!
Oh, and to be clear, after we successfully fought back in self-defense, we pushed the mask on our helmets. Wang Xu, a big carrot with a flowery heart, sat on the ground, his breathing was a little calmer, and he was restless, staring at the two of us in a daze, unable to take his eyes off it, and he didn't know if it was the reason for being too attentive or the sequelae of the electric shock, and his hara also flowed out. That hand, still scratching on the blue brick floor of the flower hall, was probably drawing the two of us. The mouth is still in the middle of the two: two little foreign girls, they look so beautiful, or they will go to Bendu Lieutenant together, Bendu Lieutenant Bao you wear silk and silk, eat fragrant and drink spicy, jewelry, gold and silver, fat powder and lead, a lot, enjoy the happiness of the world. Ben Duwei also painted for the two of you, the beauty of the Tibetan painting room, the world's first note, beauty for future generations, the ...... between the world. Wang Shu is still obsessed, and Xiao Xiangni is impatient. walked over and wanted to reprimand a few words, but unexpectedly, just approaching Wang Xu's side, the Liao official next to Wang Shu suddenly jumped up, and a small black dagger in his hand went straight into Xiao Xiangni's lower abdomen.
Who is Little Channy? Monkey spirit monkey spirit, has always loved to play with Xiao Hai Rui, and practice to react quickly. Wow, you made a dagger? I also have daggers! Are you targeting my lower abdomen? My target is also your lower abdomen! You want to stab me? I'm not so idle, why do I spend so much effort? It's better to buckle the plate machine directly. So, Xiao Xiangni took a dagger gun, and with a bang, the Liao official was shot in the lower abdomen, and suddenly, he fell to the ground!
At the same time that the Liao official attacked Xiao Xiangni, Wang Shu on the side was also excited, he forgot the pain of the scar, he also wanted to get up to subdue Xiao Xiangni, the fifth ancestor Wang Quanbin was a great general of Shu with great achievements, and his grandfather Wang Kai was the commander of the royal guards, and they were all famous generals in the court, so he secretly got up and wanted to step forward and push down the little girl who was only twelve or thirteen years old in front of him.
Xiao Xiangni sees all directions and listens to all directions, can you succeed? Seeing that he had bad intentions, he threw his hand and shot it, but it deviated slightly from the direction and hit the lower part of the lower abdomen. We wanted to help him debride, and suddenly remembered a joke that the legendary Lord Mumu told to this Wang Shu in the Imperial Garden when he first entered Beijing.
At that time, the prince said to Wang Xu: There is a painter who is sunbathing naked on the beach. A little girl approached, and the painter covered herself with a painting she was drawing.
The girl came up to her and asked, 'Painter, what do you have under your picture?' ’
The painter replied: 'A little bird.' The little girl went to the side and played.
The painter fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself in the hospital in unbearable pain. When his family asked him what was going on, he replied, 'I don't know. I slept on the beach all the time, and a little girl came up to me and asked me a more private question, and then I came here, and I didn't know anything else. ’
The family went back to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her, 'What did you do to that painter?' ’
The little girl hesitated for a moment and replied: 'To him?' Nothing was done! I just played with the little bird for a while, and the little bird spat on me, so I wrung its neck, crushed its eggs, and burned its nest......
Today we have a coincidence, facing Wang Xu, who is covering that place, then, let the dream come true, let the joke become the truth. Out of the consideration of medical Taoism, Xiao Xiangni took out a small bottle of chloroform from the side of the mecha, smiled, poured chloroform, the two fainted, Xiao Ni flew the knife, the cumbersome was removed, the eunuch made it well, minimally invasive and fast treatment, one hundred, no resurgence, safe and long-term, the implementation of three guarantees, how good I am.
After unburdening, ultimate service, and artificial modeling for the two leaders here in front of all the subordinates, we began to train these subordinates. There are four kinds of these subordinates, one is Wang Xu's henchman, one is the old man of the princess's mansion, the other is the craftsman from Hunan and Hubei, and the other is the Liao people. We have arranged, the old people of the princess's mansion still stay in the princess's mansion, and take care of it, in the future, you must remember that this is the princess's mansion, it is the princess's mansion of Shu, without the warrant of Zhao Qiannu, the heir of the princess of Shu, idle people are not allowed to enter and leave at will; Wang Xu's henchmen will stay two, and after a while, Wang Xu's and Liao officials will be moved out; The rest of the people, all submit to us, and kneel down if they wish, and strip off their clothes first, and we will talk without reservation. At this very moment, you broke down the door.
Okay, Sister Dongdong, our situation here is basically like this, Brother Hai Rui, your little Xiangni's surgery is not bad, you can be more careful in the future, hehe! ……”
Hu Dong looked at these two little golden cats, and thought to himself, the girls of the Song Kingdom would never deal with these two men like this, no matter how fierce and ruthless they were, they would just cut off their heads with a knife. However, in the concept of the two little golden cats, it doesn't matter at all, who calls people from witchcraft and has an "evil" atmosphere. Besides, this is not wrong, in your life-and-death struggle, it is merciful enough to spare a small life for you, and it also suppresses hidden dangers and excludes the culprit in accident-prone areas. Since the rest of the matter has been arranged, let's go back quickly. Therefore, Hu Dong said to the two little golden cats: "Okay, hurry up, Lord Mumu is very worried about the two of you, let's go, little witch, we are all going to be played by the two of you to have a heart attack, you should be merciful, and don't do any other gift tricks." ”
Xiao Shanni was still fighting, and said slowly: "Slow down, do people still have an epoch-making idea to practice......"