[171] Who fools whom
To be honest, Zhou Yi went to Liangshan to find Song Jiang, but at that time, Song Jiang didn't know where to stay, and now that a year has passed, Song Jiang finally couldn't hold back his loneliness and jumped out.
This made Zhou Yi feel very excited, I didn't catch you last time, I won't run away this time. So he couldn't wait to take people to Haizhou, and at the same time, a team had already gone to Haizhou one step ahead of him, but Lin Chong and Guo Sheng hurried to the capital.
Tang Huan didn't say much about Zhou Yi running outside all year round, but he would help him sort out all the things he needed when he traveled, regardless of whether Zhou Yi thought of it or not.
Subsequently, one hundred and ten centaurs galloped towards Haizhou, and according to Zhou Yi, one hundred and eight stars had to have more new members.
Because it is day and night, so I don't know that they arrived in Haizhou, saying that this Haizhou has just gone through the baptism of war, it is really a little not enough, but this is all temporary, the Chinese people have nothing else, this post-disaster reconstruction ability is the world's first, because there are too many natural disasters and man-made disasters, this ability is naturally strong.
Haizhou City, Zhou Yi's arrival made Zhang Shuye very strange, but his status in Zhizhou is lower than that of the prefect, so he can only say that Zhou Yi invited him to the mansion to serve well, and after greeting for a long time, this Zhang Shuye asked Zhou Yi euphemistically about the intentions of these people.
"Lord Zhou, as far as I know, you have just returned to your Zhending Mansion not long ago, why did you come all the way to my Haizhou, and brought so many people here, could it be that the official family has some holy decree?" Uncle Zhang asked.
Zhou Yi smiled, before he felt that Uncle Zhang's eyes seemed to be a little wrong when he looked at him at night, but it turned out to be because of this. He hurriedly said, "No, no, no. Of course, I didn't get to be here. It's just that I heard that you defeated Song Jiang, so I rushed over. ”
Hearing that it was not sent by the official family, Zhang Shuye was finally relieved, but he heard that Zhou Yi was here for Song Jiang, so he said: "Could it be that Zhou Zhifu knows this Song Jiang?" ”
"This ......" Zhou Yi was just about to say, and then suddenly thought of something and immediately stopped talking, this Song Jiang is a thief who failed to rebel, if he said that he knew him, wouldn't he push himself into the fire pit?
He suddenly made a constipated expression. Then he lowered his voice, leaned forward, leaned over and said, "Master Zhang, do you think I don't look like a fairy?" ”
Uncle Zhang was stunned for a moment, and then carefully looked Zhou Yi up and down, remembering his legendary stories in the past few years, remembering that the battles he participated in were invincible, and just a few measures made the Great Song Dynasty tax revenue increase greatly, and I also heard that he wrote a strange book that has now been circulated throughout the country, and even more. Although he won the first place in one fell swoop, he was a gambler who did not learn or know...... It's true. In every way, he doesn't look like a person, at least not like a normal person.
"I don't know where Lord Zhou started with this?" Uncle Zhang didn't dare to speculate, so he had to probe Zhou Yi's tone first.
Zhou Yi sighed, raised his head slightly, his eyes were misty, his face was vicissitudes, and he said, "Hey, this life is really lonely as snow." ”
Then, he looked at Uncle Zhang seriously and said, "I have a secret that I haven't told you for many years, and I won't hide it from you now." I'm a god. ”
"Drink?" Uncle Zhang stood up in fright, and then stared at Zhou Yi with wide eyes.
Whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, or even Christianity, there are almost all immortals in it, among which the immortal culture of Taoism and Buddhism is definitely the most outstanding, but everyone talks about immortals writing immortals and painting immortals, which is their own will, but if there are really immortals, they can definitely scare people, Ye Gong Haolong is a good example.
But Uncle Zhang didn't fart, he was just shocked, and then said: "Lord Zhou, don't make such a joke, Fang La also claimed to be an immortal before." ”
He had already automatically classified Zhou Yi into the nature camp of using religion to form gangs in his heart!
It seems that it will not work to fool this Uncle Zhang with the set of Meizhou Zhizhou, but you can understand it if you think about it, what kind of character is this Uncle Zhang, Zhang Shuye was born in a family of eunuchs, and his great-grandfather and grandfather were from Kaifeng, Henan, according to "History of the Song Dynasty? According to the Biography of Zhang Qi, Qi has 24 sons, one of whom is named Xiyi, who once served as the salt supervisor of Hongzhou; Another son, Liyi, once knew the Xinzhou Army. Guangxu "Jiangxi Tongzhi? Uncle Zhang's Night Biography said more clearly: "Uncle Gai's old home is Kaifeng, and his home is in today's Guangfeng Realm, and he should start from the beginning." ”
When Uncle Zhang grew up, he joined the army as a secretary of Lanzhou as an ancestral yin, a proper second generation of the army.
Talking to this upright court member about these problems didn't work, Zhou Yi had to give up this idea, but he said again: "Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it, I pinch my fingers, this Song Jiang is one of the thirty-six Tiangang, I am looking for the thirty-six Tiangang and the seventy-two earth-shattering, and when all these people are found, I can ......"
Zhang Shuye said: "Could it be the plan of the Zhou Governor's Mansion? ”
"I mean, you kid, can't you think about the good things? You must know that if these one hundred and eight people are all loyal to the imperial court, they will generate huge energy, and at that time, whether it is the Liao State or the Jin State, they will not be able to pose a threat to us, and even more, we can also send troops to the north and destroy the two countries in one fell swoop! Zhou Yi stood up and said excitedly. Of course, this is just a nonsense, and collecting the One Hundred and Eight Water Margin will be nothing more than his personal bad taste, just like some people like to collect a full set of Barbie dolls. It's not Dragon Ball, how can it be so powerful.
Zhang Shuye obviously didn't believe it, and looked at Zhou Yi with questioning eyes.
Zhou Yi was very helpless, it seemed that there was really no way to fool Uncle Zhang until the night, so he could only give up and say, "Then you take me to see that Song Jiang." ”
This is not an excessive request, Zhang Shuye agreed, and he took Zhou Yi to the prison, where Song Jiang and his subordinates were imprisoned.
Sometimes Zhou Yi has been thinking about a question, that is, how did this Song Jiang get mixed up with the head of Liangshan, in terms of force value, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen came out to blow him up, in terms of strategy, Wu Yong can also throw him dozens of streets, in terms of culture, he is just a showman, why are so many people mixed with him?
It seems that all dungeons are urine, because they are built underground, so the darkness does not see the light, and the cold invades, making it look damp. When Zhou Yi came to the door of the dungeon under the leadership of Uncle Zhang, he felt a deep chill and an indescribable stench.
"Master Zhang, what's going on here...... Don't clean up? Zhou Yi said with a frown.
Uncle Zhang said: "Why don't you clean it up, if you don't clean it up, you have to have a plague in it, but the dungeon is like this, the smell can't be dispersed, if Lord Zhou is not used to it, then don't go to see it." ”
"No, no, no, how can I do it if I don't go to see it, I came all the way over, but you guys bring that Song Jiang up." Zhou Yi said.
Uncle Zhang's face was embarrassed and said, "Bring it up, I'm afraid this guy will ......"
Zhou Yi made a straight face and said, "What will it be, are so many of you still afraid that he will run away?" ”
So Uncle Zhang had no choice but to reluctantly agree to Zhou Yi's request, and then asked someone to bring Song Jiang up.
I saw this Song Jiang, although there was no "phoenix wing helmet high gold treasure, muddy gold armor dense dragon scales." The flowers of the brocade robe are clustered in spring, and the waist of the sword is hanging with light. Embroidered legs, velvet rings, jade, delicate belts, unicorns. The pearl umbrella covers the red clouds, and the first Tiangang is in battle. "Such a heroic and brave warrior, but still "eyes like a phoenix, eyebrows like a lying silkworm, dripping two earlobe beads, bright eyes paint." The lips are square, and the mustache is light; The forehead is wide and the top is flat, and the skin and flesh are full. When he sits like a tiger, he walks like a wolf. ”
Seeing Song Jiang, Zhou Yi said: "I didn't expect Song Jiang to fall into such a situation in this timely rain, it's really sad and lamentable." ”
Song Jiang glared and said, "Where did you come out of this little doll?" Wear an official uniform and play in front of me. ”
A guard with a knife next to him took two steps forward and said angrily: "Presumptuous, this is Lord Zhou, the prefect of Zhending Mansion, and he is rude." ”
Song Jiang looked at Zhou Yi and immediately laughed: "Let this little doll who hasn't grown hair yet be the prefect, is there no one in Song Ting?" ”
Zhou Yi said: "You person, I came all the way to see you, I didn't expect you to be so unappreciative, just do it, what should you do about those things or what to do, I don't care, you are too ignorant." Okay, Master Zhang, I have seen this person, and even if it is a wish, he is a rebel, you can deal with it as you want. It's just a pity that they can't see this old acquaintance, it's a pity. ”
He suddenly remembered that Song Jiang's methods of buying people's hearts were endless, maybe he was not his opponent, if he was taken under his command, and as a result, other heroes and heroes were co-opted by him to rebel, then he would become an accomplice. This is something that can't be done.
When Uncle Zhang heard this, he nodded slightly as a promise, and then asked people to escort Song Jiang down, and when Song Jiang heard Wu Yong's name, he immediately became excited, and asked loudly: "Then Wu Yong, where are Lin Chong?" What did you do to them......
Zhou Yi smiled: "You still care about them, let's honestly think about what you should do yourself." ”
He turned around and walked outside, and Song Jiang roared angrily: "You lied to me? ”
"Ah yes, I lied to you, you came to beat me." After Zhou Yi finished speaking, he left, no matter how Song Jiang roared, he didn't pay attention to it. On the way to walk, Zhou Yi has been thinking about a question, what he saw in the book hundreds of years later may not be true, for example, in the early years of the Ming Dynasty, Ming Chengzu Zhu Di could not have killed Fang Xiaoru and the Ten Clans. What's more, "Water Margin" is a romance novel, and it can't be taken seriously, just like Zhuge Liang in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who is "wise and almost demonic", which is definitely an exaggeration.
It seems that when you meet historical celebrities in the future, it is better to keep an eye on it. (To be continued......)