The law is rejuvenated, and Vientiane is renewed.

Now that we know how the two ambushes -- the two branches of the joint operation of Cochin and Angkor -- were closed, we can now go back and see how the backbone of this encirclement and suppression operation was how the so-called million-strong army was digested by little Helen.

Today is already September 21, and the two teams of religious affairs workers who went to Cochin and Angkor have also successfully completed their tasks, shaving more than 100,000 flower monks, starting the construction of more than a dozen temples, providing drawings, outlining the scale, going through the corresponding procedures, and then handing over the work to the governments of the two countries, and now they have all gathered on the outskirts of Yongtian and are waiting for orders.

At noon, the loudspeaker in the inner city of Yongtian sounded again. This loudspeaker will broadcast regularly for half an hour at noon these days, and the broadcast a few days ago has announced how many soldiers and horses are ambushed in the ravine of Kon Kaen and Jiao Laxin in the south of this Yongtian, and it has also been announced that the war elephants in these soldiers and horses are all nymphomaniac, and said that these nymphomaniac elephants are going their own way to find their new home, new happiness, new tomorrow, and new master......

It was also broadcast on the loudspeaker, saying that the elephant soldiers after the separation of the man-elephant of Cochin and Angkor had fallen under the blow of defeat, under the infection of the elephant of flowers, in their own indulgence, and in the disorganization and undisciplined rambling. They collectively became nymphomaniac, endangered the people, and caused chaos in the township, which was deeply despised by the country and the people. The people's fighters did not harm the people for the people, and they should have all their heads cut off. Later, when the Empress of Siam found out, I thought that at the beginning of the founding of Siam, I needed to grant amnesty to the world; At the same time, we Harvard people have the heart of Buddha, compassion, charity, benevolence, and universal sentient beings. Therefore, invite the Living Buddha of Xianshan to surpass the dead heart and save the body that is still alive, and after some negotiation with the heavenly and earthly realms, the heavenly and earthly realms, for the sake of the reincarnation of the newly established Empress of Siam, the Elephant King Lingfang Immortal, agree, but if these soldiers and soldiers who have committed the crimes of chaos, forcible crimes, and yín filth crimes, if they can put down the butcher's knife and worship under the door of the Elephant King Lingfang Immortal, the upper realm will give you a chance to be a new person; The Boundary will suspend your sentence......

Today's loudspeaker first broadcast a statement from the Cochin country, which said: The princess of the Golden Diamond who heard about my Cochin today has established a new country in the southwest of our country, named Siam, and now the Cochin country sincerely congratulates and wishes that the two countries will live in harmony and friendship for a long time. As for the rumors that there are cross-to-neck soldiers and horses who want to be unfavorable to Princess Jinzuan, it is purely a rumor, please don't believe it. Even if there are individual Cochin people who appear in the ranks of opposing the Golden Diamond Princess, it is only the personal behavior of those individual people, and it has nothing to do with the Cochin Royal......

Today's loudspeaker then broadcast a statement from Angkor, which said that the princess of the Golden Diamond in the northwest of our country has established a new country in the northwest of our country, named Siam, and the current Angkor Kingdom sincerely congratulates and wishes that the two countries will live in harmony and friendship for a long time. As for the rumors that there are Angkor soldiers who want to be unfavorable to Princess Jinzuan, it is purely a rumor, please do not believe it. Now it has been investigated that there are indeed people in our country who, out of personal indignation, have declared personal vendettas, mobilized the people, and worked the people and lost money. Now, the King of Angkor has ordered all the people of Angkor to cease all hostile acts against the Golden Diamond Princess, disarm and surrender, and submit to any disposition of the other side......

Congratulatory letters from a number of other countries were also broadcast on the loudspeakers, all of which congratulated Siam on the founding of the country and were willing to establish normal diplomatic relations, including more than 30 countries and regions, including Champa, Bagan, the Great Song Dynasty, the Sai Kingdom, the Rhodes Kingdom, the Ryukyu Kingdom, the Pandia, the Luzon Kingdom, the Wa Kingdom, the Goryeo Kingdom, and the Dali Kingdom......

Today's loudspeaker also broadcast an announcement jointly signed by 10 living Buddhas, the announcement said that they are the reincarnation of these living Buddhas, they are very responsible to say, they have gone through a tortuous search, and have now determined that the golden diamond princess of Siam is indeed the reincarnation of the great dragon elephant king spirit ivory fairy, so a few days ago the elephants were excited, where the heart was restless, that was the induction of the elephant king. The elephant king was born, the elephants were excited, the elephants were high-spirited, the sand was swept into the waves, or there was turmoil, and it would be auspicious in the end......

Today's loudspeaker broadcast the first order of the Empress Princess Helen, which is addressed to all the enemies who come to the Great Loop, and the order says, "All the people and elephants and other livestock in the Loop, listen, you have come to rob our property, to burn our city, to destroy our houses, and to cut off your heads for no reason, and it is not an exaggeration to say that you must at least serve all your sentences." However, we have forgiven all the bad actors who are more guilty than you and who are more guilty than you, so let's give you another chance for the sake of fairness. I tell you that at noon, there will be a lot of baggage in the sky, and each bag will contain 50 robes, 50 plates, and a razor. Do it yourself, cut each other's hair, all those who have lost their hair and wear monk's clothes, please fill in the good degree plate, and then gather in Xiaohetao, we will send a boat to take you to build a Buddhist mansion, a monk's apartment......

Today's loudspeaker also broadcast the second order of the Empress Princess Helen, the big dragon elephant king to commemorate the gathering here, specially built a city to commemorate, in order to forget the recent unpleasantness, especially abandon the use of the city name list or Yongtian for a long time here, the new name of Vientiane, take the meaning of the Vientiane gathered here, take the meaning of the king of the elephant here, take the meaning of the Vientiane here will be renewed, take the meaning of the new heaven of Vientiane here......

Today's loudspeaker also broadcast the third order of the Empress Princess Helen, Siam received all the Jiaozhi and Angkor people here, and all of them were shaved into monks, divided into two parts, part of the people to build Vientiane, we will build Xiangkun Temple, Sisage Temple, Sobalang Temple in Vientiane; For the other part, we will go to Bangkok to build Bodhi Temple, Dawn Temple, and Jinshan Temple......

Today's loudspeaker also broadcast the fourth order of the Empress Princess Helen......

Today's loudspeaker also broadcast the fifth order of the Empress Princess Helen......

Today's loudspeaker also broadcast the sixth order of the Empress Princess Helen......

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Listening to the news on the loudspeaker and the empress's princess orders one by one, Li Changjie and Wu Liugui in the crowd of Dahetao were sympathetic to each other, and they were urgently discussing how to deal with the situation in front of them.

Wu Liugui: "Hehe, General Li, you Jiaozhi people who came here have been betrayed by your Jiaozhi Emperor!" ”

Li Changjie: "Hehe. Didn't you Angkor people who came here also be betrayed by your King of Angkor? ”

Wu Liugui: "However, you General Li is fine, you will have a way out, alas! I don't know! ”

Li Changjie: "Hehe. I finally figured it out, are we at fault with our strategy and tactics and command planning these days? No! Not at all! But we lost, and we failed! We are defeated by the unpredictable contingencies of these war elephants on which we rely to win the war will collectively become nymphomaniac. Now, I understand that for us, the collective of these war elephants is an unpredictable contingency; And for the little golden diamond, she knows her own weight, she is the king of the big dragon elephant, where will she be afraid of us driving the elephant to fight, our war elephant is her war elephant, she is here to strategize, wait for the rabbit, sit back and enjoy the success, we are still stupid and want to burn her round by circle. Alas! Skills are not as good as people, dogs look at people, small witches fight big witches, who can blame this? I am completely admitting defeat, we are old, we are not in a hurry, it is time to retire, the world is changing too fast, I can no longer live in my own world, my heart is lost in the harem, she does not care about the outside world, she is the queen mother, but there are a lot of grievances, there is a way is that planting melons will get melons, I have to let her understand, because the world is changing too fast, wake up from a dream, revenge is coming......"

Wu Liugui: "Yes, the world is changing too fast, I woke up from a dream, you are going home, and I want to go home too." In the past, I didn't know what I couldn't do, I didn't know that there were many strange things in the world, and the future I fantasized about in the past was not the present, but now it seems to be clear what the future is, oh ....... I can't tell the difference between good and bad in the past, I can't remember the years when the past time passes, I don't understand the simple things I used to think are all now, I suddenly feel that the world in front of me is not where I am, I seem to have only learned to endure for more than 30 years, no wonder the leaders always say that I am not real, I cheered up and woke up from my sleep, but when I woke up, I realized that the world is changing really fast, oh ....... Looking at the elephant like that nymphomaniac, looking at the ocean of elephants in front of me and the blockage of nymphomaniac, I still can't see it when I look left and right, and the more I look at this, the more strange it becomes. In the past I didn't know what I couldn't do, in the past I didn't know that there were many strange things in the world, and the future I fantasized about in the past was not the present, but now it seems clear what the future is, oh ......"

Li Changjie: "Yes, I didn't understand it before, but now I've come back to my senses." You see, the two elephants in the Mekong River have been dead for more than ten days, and their corpses have long since swelled and rotted, but they are just floating in place. It is said that the flow speed of the river in the Mekong River is not small, and under normal circumstances, the two elephant corpses would have to be washed away without a trace in half a day. But now, they are still dead, I have always thought strange, but now, I have figured it out, this is the little golden diamond intention, she has cast a fixed method, she is scaring the rebellious elephants who dare to turn their backs on her elephant king. As for the six elephants in the artificial river, the situation is the same, whoever is disobedient and does not want to stay in the loop will not die well. ”

Wu Liugui: "Alas! If you know today, why bother in the first place. Lao Li, you are not a friend enough, this little golden diamond is a man and a god, you should understand, but you still want our Angkor to be a punch, with ill intentions! ”

Li Changjie: "Six ghosts! You've wronged someone. Thinking that little golden diamond, she was the daughter of the first emperor and the first queen, how could I think that she might be a god? ”

Wu Liugui: "How can't it be a god?" You're close at hand, blind to it, blind to it. If you had understood the truth earlier, we wouldn't have lost millions of dollars, alas! You and I won't both become eunuchs! In this era, it is easy to switch between man and God, God and man, do you understand? Everyone knows it, there are a lot of stories, the acquired god, the reincarnation of the previous life, the crossing of the next life, the spirit possession of another world, the penance of the current world, the ignition of the great god, the extradition of the Bodhisattva, the elixir, self-packaging, etc., etc., all of them can become gods, ghosts, demons, and immortals! ”

Li Changjie: "Alas, you know what? We had a few naughty elephant soldiers who went to joke with the medics in the inner city, saying, I'm sorry, we're going to fight this battle, and we're going to regret dying, can you give you some regret medicine? Do you know, what these little medics say, they say, we can cure any disease, we have medicine to cure any problem, but there is no regret medicine! I regret it now, too, because I was slow to react! In the past few days, lying here, doing nothing, thinking about everything, I have strung together a few pieces of information. One is that after I returned to the north of Vietnam, the scouts we sent to North Vietnam said that Xiao Jinzuan and Hu Erke definitely did not go to North Vietnam. Second, our water scout on Penghu Island later added that five days before the wedding, they were accidentally blown away by a strong wind in the direction of Keelung. Oh, the sea in that place is so lively! Fire, light, smoke, thunder, explosion! Burn! The wind and waves, the sea and the sky change color! Our scouts wanted to get closer, and there was an airship coming. Later, we climbed up the mast with the telescope we bought from the little gold diamond and saw that it was a group of people practicing kung fu at sea. The scouts said that because of the distance, they could not see it really. But judging from the petite size, it looks a lot like there are small golden diamonds and seabirds. Third, I inquired, and people said that the little golden diamond and the four seabirds came to Taipei with Queen Huxi, Mai Ba and Flower Fairy. Later, I also inquired that in fact, Hu Xi, Mai Ba and Hua Fairy had already arrived in Liuqiu, but they didn't come to Taipei, and they didn't understand it at the time, but now they have figured it out, they are training together, and they are practicing exercises. Later, weren't those legless Arabs who troubled us, and in the process, the flower fairy showed her fairy skills, pushed the case like a ghost, and knew things like a god. Later, my men said, one day they saw the little golden diamond and the four seabirds scurrying and howling in the mountains with the flower fairy in a mountain gorge, and the men were still rolling on the ground, like wild beasts, and for a moment they were galloping like horses; Shake like an elephant for a moment; Moo like a cow for a while; For a moment like a dog; a moment roaring like a lion; For a while, I was like a ghost, and I didn't let the sun shine on my body, and so on, and so on. I haven't been able to decipher this information, but in the past few days, I suddenly understood. How come the 200,000 elephants we have here, plus the 110,000 elephants outside, all of a sudden? I now figured out that since this little golden diamond is the Great Dragon Elephant King, then she must also be an 'elephant whisperer'. I know, in a remote mountain village in our neighboring India. There's a girl named Mora? Topno, she can communicate with elephants, she communicates with elephants in the Mundari language that her tribe usually uses, the elephants can understand, she can persuade wild elephants that break into the village to return to the jungle, she is called the 'elephant whisperer'. This little golden diamond must have used elephant language to say some sweet words in the elephant world, and led us earth elephants who have never seen the world to be crazy about love.

From this and the other, I am still thinking, aren't they still barking at cows, horses, dogs, lions, and ghosts in the middle school in the mountain gorge? Therefore, among the four sea birds and the little golden diamond, as well as Hu Erke, among the six people, there should be a cow whisperer, a horse whisperer, a dog whisperer, a lion whisperer, and a ghost whisperer......

Wu Liugui: "Oops! You General Li, why didn't you come to your senses earlier? What an afterthought! According to your analysis, they have elephant whisperers, who can control elephants, and this, our fiasco, has proven that. They say that they have dog talkers and can talk to dogs, and I believe it. In Liuqiu, I saw that the little golden diamond and the four sea birds liked to lead the Tibetan mastiff like a lion cub to go shopping. The Tibetan mastiff, at first glance, is a fierce dog, not easy to get along, when it meets a living person, it growls non-stop, and its eyes are vicious, but as soon as these girls come over and mumble a few words, they will immediately quiet down and behave like cats. ”

Li Changjie: "I think, in this world, although we Southeast Asian people like to play elephant soldiers. However, on the battlefield, it was still cavalry that was the mainstream. So, these little girls, since they can understand elephant language and dog language, they should also be able to understand horse language. Now that I think about it, when they were begging, they rode priceless sweat-blooded horses and Arab military horses. The ponies of Southeast Asia here we simply can't compare. Judging by the careful care of their mounts and the constant muttering in the ears of their horses, it should be said that they have probably mastered the horse language and are already 'horse whisperers'......"

Wu Liugui: "Among the six of them, there is also a 'lion whisperer', in our South Asia, there is an island country, called Sinhala (Sri Lanka), which means lion country, in Sanskrit, simhalauipa is a lion tamer, so there are people in this world who can speak lion language. ”

Li Changjie: "Our countries in Southeast Asia are all countries with agriculture and mulberry, and agricultural development is inseparable from hard-working cattle. You just said that they also learn to bark in the gorges, so there should be a 'cow whisperer' among them. But it seems that being a 'cow whisperer' is better for a man, why should a girl also learn to be a 'cow whisperer'? Can you also fight in a single room to cover the day? Can you also self-exile from the crowd? ……”

Wu Liugui: "Alas! Whether it is a cow whisperer or a horse whisperer, it is a dog whisperer, an elephant whisperer, or a lion whisperer, and it is not too scary. The scary thing is that one of them will be a 'ghost whisperer'. The 'Ghost Whisperer' is very powerful, she can have the mysterious ability to communicate with ghosts, can talk to those ghosts who refuse to leave the world, can know what those ghosts who refuse to leave the world want to do and what remains unfinished between the living, and become a 'land ghost', this is a special ability, which can invite ghosts to conduct some supernatural investigations, and the three ghosts and six ghosts we have here will be tricked by her......"