Chapter 0659 Living Buddha Doing Buddha Work

Now, in the royal palace in Siem Reap, Angkor, Jayavarman VI and Wu Sangui are listening to the five living Buddhas with wide eyes.

Guge's Yueba Mo said: "Amitabha, the little Buddha and the monks are all from the overseas immortal mountain Putuo Mountain, which is the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva to educate sentient beings. The ashram, to say small, is the place where Shakyamuni attained enlightenment; To put it broadly, it is a place for all practices and study the Fa, accumulating virtue and doing good deeds. Today, we and other monks have braved the wind and waves and trekked more than 2,500 kilometers by sea to come to your country. In fact, it is because of the twist of the fingers, seeing the southeast frontier, the flower gas is too strong, the infatuation is too heavy, the brutal sowing, the killing machine is surging, the people and animals are mixed, and the people and gods are angry. Now, a decree of the gods of heaven; Second, pity the common people's sexual affairs; third, for the well-being of the two countries; Look around for the face of the gods. Special, degrading and noble; Special, approachable. Specially, come to help the monarch, come, eliminate the madness among the animals, transform the traitorous and strong in the world, turn the into power, collect more food at home, earn more copper money and silver, educate all living beings to be normal, no longer chaotic and absurd, not arrogant, law-abiding and discipline-abiding to buy the account, love the country, love the family and love the mother......"

Yue Bamo of the Qingtang Dynasty said: "Amitabha, the chaos in the southeast is by no means accidental; One is because of greed and hatred, and the other is arrogant and overthinking; He did not learn revolutionary ideals, nor did he have the main idea; only wants to expand the frontier, but there are no soldiers and strong horses; If you don't measure yourself, you will be unlucky! Now that the empress is offended, it is difficult for things to end; Helen was originally the king of elephants, and the fairy of the fangs descended; How can people and gods compare, confrontation is stupid! Liuya rivers and oceans, the generals of Fuxian heaven and earth; Especially for the elephants, whatever is or; Man is the king of dragons and elephants, and you have sent elephants to fight; The brain is 100,000 stiff, and the end can be imagined; Casting a peach to repay Li is a feint, and voting for a plum is a robbery; Hurry up and abandon your dreams and kneel to Helen Elephant King; Jiaozhi has recognized the king, don't rub the bill; If you fall behind, you will be beaten, be careful of being poured spicy slurry......"

The glad monk of Guge said: "Amitabha, like you, there are thousands of idiots; All the way to the north, all the women and females suffered; I had no choice but to find a way to ask the empress for kindness; knelt down to the help of the empress and sent a strong general to Buddhism; Divine skills calm all things, and immortal magic ambushes soldiers; Like the Dai-paste empowerment, Jiaozhi buys it thoroughly; Bow your head and pretend to be sheep, and ask for an elephant to take care of the sheep; I want to be a lamb and always be by your side; If you want to smoke a sheep, don't forget to give some sugar; The big dragon elephant king is the emperor, how can he have a chicken belly; Beat you and love you as much as you do, all for tomorrow's brightness; The empress is kind and kind, teaching her how to be noble; Buddhism transforms soldiers into craftsmen; build temples and statues of Buddha to build into the hearts of the people; The chant of the cochin is long, and the cochin no longer fights; If you are good to the Buddha, the country will also be rich and strong; The bamboo forest extends to Nha Trang, and now the project is thriving; The temple view hall ancestral hall, how fast and good the province has a prize; Now the whole country is the same, and they all look forward to the Buddha country; No matter the construction site, no one is hanging out on the street; The chicken's fart is growing, and the well-off family looks like a well-off family; It is also to unify thoughts, kowtow to the Buddha and incense; I don't dare to have any more fantasies, I want to be a wolf in South Asia; The wolf has a grandmother and a mother, I recognize you as my mother; to be a wolf or a sheep; large or small; It is up to the king of elephants to obey the queen of Siam......"

After some preaching, Jayavarman VI and Wu Sangui finally understood that the 180,000 cochin elephants who were hiding in the ravine of Kun King Mansion were separated from the war elephants after their 60,000 war elephants were crazy about love. The war elephants talked to themselves and ran in the southwest direction away from their homeland. And the rest of the cochin elephants and the Angkor elephants ended up together, and they also inexplicably became nymphomaniacs collectively, and they also went to the northeast shamelessly doing obscene things all the way. Since the villages and towns they pass through are not under the rule of Jiaozhi, they are even more careless and lawless. Later, the royal family of Jiaozhi was talking back, and they went to talk to little Helen. They said that these Jiaozhi soldiers wanted to help Little Helen, and they wanted to attack the other side from the rear when the other side besieged Yongtian, so as to relieve Little Helen's siege of Yongtian. Who knows, the people of Angkor are so demonic that they have infected our cross-toe soldiers and horses with madness and nymphomia. Now helpless, begging little Helen for help. Later, little Helen negotiated with the cochin party that all the elephant soldiers would be ordained monks, so that they could forgive some of the sins they had done to men, women, men, women, and male and female livestock along the way. As for the remnants, they are asked to build a temple to pay off the Buddha's debts, otherwise, they will not die well, and after death, they will go to eighteen layers of hell, and they will also affect their families. So, the 180,000 elephant soldiers of Jiaozhi were sprinkled by Xiao Helen's men from a high altitude and by airships on a large area to get rid of the elixir, and after returning to normal, they were handed over to Jiaozhi, and the leaders of Jiaozhi were asked to carry out the procedures according to the agreement and build a temple.

Since these living Buddhas came all the way from the northeast, this Angkor is farther away than Cochin, so it is a little late to arrive. However, there are also advantages, the successful experience of Cochin can be used as a reference for Angkor, these living Buddhas said, if you Angkor people can be as wise as the Cochin people, turn evil into noble, turn butcher knives into clay knives, and build a magnificent and beautiful Angkor kiln, they will also immediately cast spells to make those shameless normal......

What else do Jayavarman VI and Wu Sangui have to say? You're already a send-off, and I'm not going to talk about the price, so let's get over the embarrassing situation in front of me first. So, after discussing the details one by one, they each rested.

Early the next morning, in the palace, a scout came to report, saying, somehow, early this morning, our group of soldiers began to tidy up their personal hygiene in the small river and stream; No matter how neat the clothes are, they have moved from place to place to cover the red and swollen trouble-making embryo that has been in the limelight these days; When they returned to their senses, the elephant soldiers woke up from a big dream, remembering their own absurdity, and they were panicking, not knowing what punishment they would receive, and for this they were hesitating, thinking of a way to get rid of their crimes!

The other scouts came to report that the living Buddhas and monks were all resting in the hotel, and none of them went out. They were singing happily in the room, and one of our mouthy scouts asked, "What are you singing?" They replied, "We are reciting a spell to your elephants, and you will find out tomorrow whether the spell is useful or not." In the early hours of the morning, they seemed to have known that our soldiers more than ten kilometers away were normal, and they said to our scouts that they were going to collectively shave those elephant soldiers who had reformed and returned to righteousness today, and they had to shave 150,000 heads, we worked hard, we were not as good as another team of living Buddhas, they had 300 men of Xiao Hai Rui to help, and each of them only had to shave 500 heads, and we almost had to shave 2,728 heads per person, 1 every minute, and we had to shave 2 days in a row, so, time is expensive, hurry up, we are leaving!

According to the previous agreement, Jayavarman VI issued a holy decree, and sent a little eunuch to the scene early in the morning, and the holy decree said: "Fengtian carrier, the emperor edict said: Some of my Angkor's elephant soldiers of the Northern Expedition are heroes who go out to fight for the country and fight for the emperor." However, during the Northern Expedition, he was injured by the cochin witchcraft, so he lost his mind and made a retrograde move that made his relatives painful and his enemies happy. Retrograde behavior is hateful and endangers the people. However, the perpetrator of evil is now mentally accused by demons, so the sin is not there. However, because the collective evil deeds are really evil, and not punishing them is not enough to make the people angry, you and other elephant soldiers, although they are not intentional, are also negligent. Therefore, the elephant soldiers should pay the price for this and atone for their sins. Now, it has been decided that all the elephant soldiers will cut their hair and become monks, and go to build the Angkor kiln first, and then work as an errand in the Angkor kiln in the future. Recite sutras and praise the Buddha to wash away your sins and atone for your sexual ......"