Seeing that there was a good show, a group of students stopped studying, and their faces were full of schadenfreude.

Tang An despised these guys one by one, and seeing that it was time to show his loyalty to the Lord, he stepped forward and said: "Sir, Childe was late because he was so busy studying last night that he forgot the time, and I hope that Mr. will open the net." If you have to fight, hit me. ”

Good brother, talk about righteousness! Cheng Caihe nodded imperceptibly, and was greatly satisfied with Tang An's upper path, but took a step back without a trace - the brother is used to betray.

Tang Ji frowned slightly, and said, "Who are you?" ”

Tang An took in Cheng Caihe's movements, scolded in his heart, and said: "Mr. Yu, in Xia Tang An, he is Cheng Gongzi's companion little scholar. ”

It stands to reason that there is no qualification for a scholar to speak in the school. Of the more than 20 students in the hall, half of them brought scholars. But the scholars stood by honestly one by one, and they didn't dare to pant too loudly, and there had never been a person like Tang An who talked eloquently regardless of the occasion since ancient times.

Tang Ji didn't blame Tang An for overstepping the courtesy, and said: "The surname is Tang, and we are also considered our family." However, there is a reward for merit, and he must be corrected, and he is indispensable to this board. If you come for the first time, you don't have to be punished, and if you do it again next time, you will be treated the same. ”

Tang An sighed and retreated, as if he was distressed that he couldn't share his master's worries. With such "benevolence and righteousness", Cheng Caihe naturally couldn't blame him anymore, so he could only grit his teeth and stretch out his fat hand, but he closed his eyes tightly, looking like a slave who was greedy for life and afraid of death.

"Smack!"

The ruler slapped his hand mercilessly, and it sounded crisp and beautiful. In just one moment, Cheng Fatzi tore open his throat and let out a howl like killing a pig, as if he had walked through the hell of Ah Nose, which was simply sad for those who saw it and shed tears for those who heard it, and the exaggeration made Tang An want to flatten him.

Tang Ji seems to be a hard-faced and soft-hearted person, seeing Cheng Caihe so painful, he can't do it anymore. Cheng Caihe's face was "pale", his acting skills were superb, and when he saw the old man's face, he was about to cry out for joy, but he heard the footsteps behind him, thinking that Lan Qingzhu's guy was also here.

Lan Qingzhu saw that Tang Ji was holding a ruler in his hand, and immediately understood what was going on, and arched his hand: "Sir, because the student was so focused on studying last night that he forgot the time, he asked the student to punish him." ”

As soon as he heard this, Cheng Cai was so angry that he really wanted to raise his hand and slap him: Lao Tzu just passed the test in a fool's way, but you took Lao Tzu's reason and went to Mr. Meng's side, didn't you make it clear that you were looking for death?

The students in the hall couldn't help it anymore, and they couldn't help laughing when they encountered such two idiots tearing each other down.

Tang Ji's expression was not good, and he said: "Okay, good, since you all forgot the time because of reading, you must have completed your schoolwork well." I'm going to put you to the test and see what you've learned. Cheng Caihe, since you came first, you will answer first. Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island - what is the second half of the sentence? ”

Cheng Fatzi's eyes lit up, and he remembered that he heard Tang An say this sentence in the carriage, and said happily: "Master, the second half of the sentence is - when you see a beautiful woman, rub the oil with your hand." ”

When the students heard this answer, they burst into laughter. I've seen stupid people, I've never seen such stupid people, this fat man is so talented.

Tang An covered his face and lowered his head, full of helplessness. I knew for a long time that I would be embarrassed to follow this fat man, but I never thought that I would lose it to this.

Tang Ji's eyes widened, his beard blew up, and he said angrily: "Cheng Caihe, this is your answer?" That's what you do by reading at night? ”

"This" Cheng Caihe looked confused, isn't his answer wrong? It's very apt, okay.

"What is this? You unlearned, don't tell others that I'm a student! Get your hands dirty! Tang Ji said loudly, and without saying anything, he knocked three times on the fat man's hand, and beat the fat man's crying father and shouted that his mother was heartbreaking, just like meeting a little lady who was powerless to resist the flower thief.

After Tang Ji finished knocking, he seemed to be angry, and glared at Lan Qingzhu, who was smiling on his shoulder, and said, "What are you laughing at!" How much better do you think you can be? I ask you, the wind is blowing and the clouds are flying—what's next? ”

This time it was Lan Qingzhu's turn to be dumbfounded. But the stupid fat man can still make up two sentences by himself, is he worse than him?

Thinking of this, Lan Qingzhu thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Master, the next sentence should be - the big waves are rising, and the boat is sinking to the bottom!" ”

The big waves rise and the boat sinks to the bottom!

I don't know if Liu Bang will crawl out of the coffin and take Lan Qingzhu away when he hears that "Song of the Great Wind" has been changed to look like this.

The students laughed more presumptuously, some fell to the ground holding their stomachs, some beat their chests with laughter, how could they still have the appearance of Sven when they were studying just now?

"Bastard!"

Tang Jiqi's beard was all open, and he took the ruler and hit Lan Qingzhu on the arm. "You two are really good students of mine! Teaching like this, what kind of face will I have to face the ancient sages after I die? ”

Seeing that the master was angry, the students suddenly restrained their laughter, Cheng Caihe and Lan Qingzhu knew that they were wrong, and they lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak.

"I've been teaching you for a whole year, asking myself, but what about you? Don't name a romantic character like Guan Jinlan, but there is no one who is even a little decent! Is it worth being proud of? I don't know how far you are from the real first! Tang Ji's face was full of anger, and even the wrinkles on his face seemed to be a little deeper.

did his best to cultivate the pillars of the country, but ended up so disheartened. Tang An admired this old man a little, but he also sympathized with him. Rotten wood is easy to find, good talent is hard to find, and in the face of a room of straw bales, it is difficult to make a difference even if you are talented.

"Alas!" Tang Ji sighed deeply, "I am old, the academy is compassionate, and I have been assigned a position as a supervisor, and tomorrow there will be a new master to teach you." But what kind of face do I have to give you peace of mind to others? ”

As soon as they heard that the master was leaving, the students below all blew up. Although this Tang Ji is a bit old-fashioned, he is kind-hearted and modest, and he is very popular with the people. Hearing that he could not continue to teach and educate people, the students were quite reluctant.

"Master, please teach us a little more time, and we will study hard." I don't know which student said.

"You don't need to do this, it's already arranged. The new Master is far more knowledgeable than I am, and if you are willing to learn, you will be able to achieve something. Tang Ji waved his hand, stopping the students from continuing to stay, and sighed: "Since that Guan Jinlan entered the Guozijian, there are no more talents in my Moyu Academy. Seeing that the annual competition between the North and South Academies is coming, what do we compare with the Chengnan Academy? Who of you is the general of Ye Danchong of the Chengnan Academy? ”

Tang An pursed his lips, and was very puzzled by the fact that this old man was so ambitious and destroyed his prestige. Moyu Academy is well-known in the capital, so it doesn't even have a talent, right? Ye Danchong, is it very powerful?