Chapter 19: Moyu Academy
The letter is very simple, only a few words: the octogenarian bright-eyed old lady smells the fragrance of sesame seeds from afar, and she can't say anything about it.
"What a mystery!" Cheng Caihe exclaimed. Although I don't know what this puzzle means, since it is from Xiao Zhuge , it must be very knowledgeable!
Tang An really wanted to seal the fat man's mouth, so he glanced at him, and saw the fat man's smile of apology, so he gave up. I looked down and thought about it, but found that there was no hint in this puzzle, and it was indeed not easy to solve.
The eighty-year-old blind old lady could only drool vigorously when she smelled the aroma of fried sesame seeds, but because she was old and had no teeth, she couldn't speak, and she couldn't see where the sesame seeds were, so she could only do it in a hurry.
What does this little girl want to say?
Tang An began to think like a rest "cut the chicken and cut the chicken", Lan Qingzhu stood aside with his hands in his hand, smiling, as if he was sure that Tang An would not be able to guess the answer this time.
Time passed minute by minute, Cheng Caihe couldn't hold it back, and said: "The old lady is old and can't see things clearly, isn't that 'old eyes dizzy'?" ”
Cheng Fatzi's answer was obviously wrong, but he gave Tang An some hints. When you get old, your teeth are gone, isn't it toothless? Toothless and shameless, I am afraid that the answer to this mystery is quite ironic.
Blind eyes, aren't they blind? Coveting, isn't it just drooling? Blind stream, no, read it upside down: hooligans!
Toothless stream blind shameless hooligan!
Damn, this little girl, so insidious.
"Have you thought of the answer to this riddle?" Lan Qingzhu saw that Cheng Caihe was in a hurry, and the smile on his face was even stronger, "Even if you can't guess, you don't need to be discouraged." It must be known that my sister is famous all over the world, and I don't know how many talented people who are full of economic wealth have folded under my sister, and the two of them lost to my sister, which is not a loss of face. ”
"Lose a fart! Lao Tzu just got up too early, and his brain is not very bright! The fat man glared and said, and whispered to Tang An: "How is it, can it be done?" ”
Tang An said in a low voice: "Young Master, this puzzle is a bit ingenious, even if you know the answer, it is not easy to say. ”
Cheng Caihe's eyes lit up and said, "You just have to tell the answer." ”
"The answer is shameless hooligans."
As soon as Tang An finished speaking, he began to regret it. This fat man has no mouth to hide, if he tells the mystery, isn't it in the hands of the blue begonia? The genius of this puzzle is that if you say it openly, it is equivalent to scolding yourself. Therefore, even if a smart person guesses, he must pretend to be confused, so as not to laugh and be generous.
"Hahaha! Isn't it just a shameless hooligan? What's so hard about it? Cheng Fatzi really lived up to expectations and said without hesitation.
Tang An covered his face in shame, Lao Tzu was famous, how could he follow such a fool who used his head as an ornament?
"Haha, Cheng nerd, you are still quite self-aware!" Lan Qingzhu laughed, "Since you know that you are shameless, what's the use of going to the academy to learn some etiquette, benevolence, and righteousness?" Why don't you go home early and be your rich young master! ”
Cheng Cai's face turned red with anger, this sister and brother dare to deliberately yin me! But when he wanted to scold back and find a place, he saw that Lan Qingzhu had already gotten into the carriage.
"Oh no, I'm going to be late!" Cheng Fatzi remembered that it was not early, and beckoned Tang An to say, "Get in the carriage!" Damn, I'm going to be scolded by my husband again. This bastard Lan Qingzhu, when he goes out, he must bring a stick, and the next time he sees him, Lao Tzu will poke his horse's ass and pull him to the Xia Kingdom. ”
This Cheng nerd, the idea is quite creative, but it is a bit of a fly in the ointment, Tang An said: "Young master, it's better to change the dagger." ”
"yes, that's a good idea." Cheng Caihe smiled, laughing and urging the coachman to hurry up.
Lan Qingzhu and Cheng Caihe's carriage chased after me, which made Tang An cry out for excitement. It didn't take long for the carriage to come to a slow stop. Cheng Caihe couldn't wait to lift the curtain and jump out of the carriage, shaking his fat and trotting all the way, it seems that he has a deep psychological shadow on Mr. Teaching.
Tang An jumped out of the car with his burden on his back, the sun was so quiet that he couldn't help but cover his eyebrows with his hands. Looking up, there is an antique house in front of you, the four big characters of "Moyu Academy" on the Chen Mu plaque are vigorous and powerful, and they are from everyone's hands at a glance.
Cheng Caihe glanced back, and saw that Lan Qingzhu's carriage, which was left behind not far away, had also arrived, and urged: "Why are you still standing stupidly, hurry up!" ”
Tang An responded and trotted all the way into the academy.
At the entrance, a huge inscription stands at the door, engraved with several cinnabar characters: father and son have relatives, monarchs and ministers have righteousness, the elders and young are orderly, and friends have letters, which seems to be the motto of the hospital. The inner courtyard is magnificent, the large and small courtyards are crossed in an orderly manner, and the pavilions and pavilions are simple and elegant; Monument poems abound, more than the Cheng family.
Directly opposite a large hall, with the words "Sage Pavilion" written on it, it seems to be the main building. Heavy eaves yellow tile, four corners of the water chestnut flying, quite majestic. The classroom that was not picked up was not this building, the fat man was panting heavily, pulling Tang An, who was stunned, and went straight around the Sage Hall and ran to the backyard.
Cheng Caihe was familiar with the road here, and walked around the courtyard, confusing Tang An: Grandma's, these houses look exactly the same!
In fact, Tang An is not careful enough, if he is careful, he can still find some differences. Next to the door of each room, there will be a wooden sign corresponding to the room. In the room where Cheng Caihe finally arrived, the word "Diyi" was written on the wooden sign, which seemed to be the same as the current class.
"There are friends from afar, and I don't want to say it."
The sound of reading came to my face, but it sounded lazy and lackluster, and there was no energy to speak of. Tang An glanced at the door, and saw that there were about two dozen people present, but most of them were drowsy, half of their eyes were closed, like a wilted vessel.
Class B seems to be the worst class. These wretched performances are really worthy of the name.
On the podium, an old man with a white beard and hair looked full of bookishness, dressed in green clothes clean and plain, but wearing him was full of dusty smell, it seemed that he was the master here. On the way here, Cheng Caihe told Tang An that his master's surname was Tang Mingji, and it should be him.
Cheng Nerd was at the door, with a dilemma. I wanted to go in, but I was afraid of the master, and I stepped out and retracted with one fat foot, and it seemed that I was struggling in my heart. Since he didn't go in, Tang An was of course not in a hurry, and he put the heavy burden on the ground, but he was also happy to be idle.
Tang Ji took the scroll, shook his head and took the lead in chanting, glanced at the door, but his face sank again, and said lightly: "Cheng Caihe, you are late again." ”
Cheng Caihe was shocked when he heard this, took a deep look, and said respectfully: "Mr. is early." ”
Tang Ji straightened his face and said in a deep voice: "The academy sympathizes with your hard work, so I will take a day off. You should be there early, why are you late? As he spoke, he picked up a wooden ruler from the table, and it seemed that he was ready to hit the board.
"I have taught you that a gentleman should be punctual and trustworthy. If you have knowingly sinned, you should be punished! ”