Section 24: Women are good for bribery
The hawker turned his hand and handed over the things in his hand to the two girls to go to the car and pulled for a while, facial cleanser, toothbrush toothpaste, soap and flower water, and there was actually a woman's foundation, the vendor couldn't remember when he bought it, regardless of the whole stroke, the most unexpected thing was to pull out a pair of boots under the saddle, the estimated unloading time did not pay attention, these days there was a car accident, and the head was dizzy! In addition, I am moving some snacks and drinks, and I am alive!
Waiting for the hawker to take the things out and prepare to give them away, the two girls looked at the hawker with a little hatred, it seems that these two girls have marked these things with the mark of the master, since it is the master, they naturally have their share, and now they are actually giving it away for nothing, a little distressed, this is different from the feeling of the public servant sending the country's things to outsiders! Of course, if you see us as little girls, then you will understand the mood!
The eldest grandson was very happy to see the vendor hugging a lot of things and laughing, yesterday Li Er took back the compass given by the vendor, if the eldest grandson didn't tell her that the thing was a fairy magic weapon after seeing it, it is estimated that it would be placed on the dresser, after all, the clarity of the glass mirror is much higher than the copper mirror, just like watching a movie, used to seeing high-definition, and then going to see Puqing is really a torture!
The peddler hugged the pile of things and said to the eldest grandson, "Come, please move the princess, and I will tell the princess how to use this thing!" The eldest grandson and Li Er followed curiously to the courtyard where the vendor lived, and someone called two basins of water, then unpacked the toothbrush, squeezed some toothpaste on it, and then handed it to the eldest grandson, and then made another set for the eldest grandson to demonstrate, the eldest grandson looked at the vendor with a smile, and then looked at Li Er, "Erlang, this?" “
Li Erxin said that this Taoist priest really doesn't understand etiquette, I don't know the difference between men and women, but after thinking about it, or the hawker is the kind of person who cultivates his brain and practices stupidity, he doesn't contact people in the deep mountains and old forests every day, and he is relieved if he doesn't understand the sophistication of people, "It's okay, Niu Xianchang is a person outside the square, it's okay!" The eldest grandson who got Li Er's approval began to follow the hawker to learn to brush his teeth and wash his face, and after he was done, the hawker poured some cream, and saw that the brand vendors collapsed, and the real Nima Dabao saw it every day!
After the eldest grandson learned a set of procedures from the hawker, he touched his face in disbelief, "Erlang, the fairy family is really not ordinary, I feel more energetic, Erlang, you can try it too!" After speaking, he didn't care whether Li Er wanted it or not, he pulled Li Er's sleeve and gave Li Er a whole finish, and Li Er brushed his teeth and washed his face half-pushed, and after smearing it, he was also refreshed for a while!
In the end, the vendor opened the vanity box he found and handed it to the eldest grandson, who covered his face with his hands and made a very kawaii look, "Wow! The light in his eyes was like the time that popped out of the gossip furnace just now, although the peddler knew that these were all rumors made up by the monks, but this scene still inevitably appeared in his mind!
Rao is such a cultured woman as the eldest grandson, but after all, she is a woman, and she has never seen a woman with modern cosmetics, there are several layers of the whole makeup box, all kinds of powders, eye shadows, tools, and some of them don't know what they are, but now the biggest impact on the eldest grandson is the heart-shaped glass mirror on the makeup box, "Immortal Chief, this is for me?" You don't need to put incense on the ancestral tablet, right? ”
The last sentence made the hawker fall down, and the style of painting was suddenly wrong, and the hawker drove away the crow on his head, "This is not needed, I said it yesterday, that is blessed by the gods, it can keep safe, this is not blessed, but our girl uses it to care for her face, and now it's yours!" ”
I heard that this thing is my own, and I don't need to worship it, so the eldest grandson took it happily, "Thank you Immortal Master, in the future, Immortal Master doesn't need to call me the crown princess, you can call me sister-in-law directly, kind!" "Tut, it's still easy for women to buy!
Since the eldest grandson took the initiative to get closer, how could the hawker not admit that "that little way is bold!" Sister-in-law! In the future, my sister-in-law can just call me Dabao! “
"Well, okay, Dabao!" After the eldest grandson recognized his younger brother, he didn't treat the hawker as an outsider, "Erlang, picture for me!" “
Ahem! The peddler was choked by the eldest grandson's free and easy, I haven't left yet, okay, "Sister-in-law, there are a pair of boots here, I don't know if it's suitable for you to wear, look at it!" “
The eldest grandson jumped out of the gossip furnace again, "What beautiful shoes, Dabao, as long as you give them to me, I like them, sister-in-law, thank you!" ”
"Thanks to my sister-in-law, I won't bother the two of you, so I'll leave first!"
"Well, that big treasure, you go slowly, you often come to see your sister-in-law when you have time!"
"Definitely, definitely!" The hawker hurriedly withdrew, so he didn't bother the two of them to flirt, and called out to the two girls, "Qingfang Mingfang, let's go, let's find your master and collect gold!" “
As soon as the two girls heard that they were going back to collect the gold, they immediately put the unhappiness of giving away the things just now, and jumped up and followed the vendor into the car, "Collect the gold, collect the gold..."
The hawker took the two girls all the way to the Broken Green Sheep Temple, and saw a large group of people chatting in the broken yard from afar, and there were still burdens on the ground, and there were some men with big shoulders and round waists watching, and when they saw the hawker's car coming, they all surrounded him, "Xian Changzao, I am the housekeeper of the Qin Mansion, this is the merit gold that my family asked me to send to you, a total of eighty taels, please accept it!" “
The peddler took the burden of the merit gold and handed it to the little girl in the back seat, and handed it a cigarette to the housekeeper, "Thank you Second Brother Qin for me, by the way, why is Lao Yuan not here?" “
The old housekeeper in Qin Qiong's mansion took a puff of cigarette, coughed for a long time because he was not proficient, and when he heard the vendor ask him, he quickly stopped coughing, "Daochang Yuan went out just now, saying that he forgot to bring yesterday's bill, maybe you didn't take the same road, didn't meet it!" Yuan Tiangang left early in the morning, and when he saw that the vendor was still sleeping, he didn't disturb him to go back to the Taoist temple by himself, but he found that he forgot to bring the bill, and ran back to get it.
"yes, got it!" Lao Yuan is not here, the bookkeeper yesterday is here, "Qingfang Mingfang, come down and take out the bill for the housekeepers to eliminate the account!" “
After the hawker got out of the car, the middle door was opened, and the two little road boys stood on the edge of the door, took out the account yesterday, one by one, and threw the gold on the car after the end, a total of 5,800 taels of gold, thanks to the hawker's car in ancient times, it was more shocking, if you carry a box, and the lid is open, you will definitely encounter a robbery within 50 meters!
Some housekeepers did not leave after their accounts were eliminated, one was to watch the excitement at the scene, and the other was to wait for the people to finish and come to the vendor's side to ask the hawker Immortal, yesterday my family only got a small one, you see we can pay the deposit first like those, and the Immortal will help us bring some big or more small ones after going back? In addition, the immortal chief silver and copper coins can be collected? “
This makes it difficult for the hawker to "bring it, and the silver and copper coins are also collected, but I don't know how this compares?" “
The old housekeeper knew that the hawker was entangled in this matter, and he smiled, "This, the fairy chief, our lord has an explanation, and will not let you suffer, according to the current market price, one or two silver for 1,700 yuan, do you think it is okay?" “
PS "It's more painful than going to work to work overtime, it's more painful than overtime to work without pay, and it's more painful than overtime without pay, and it's updated, no recommendation!" Ahhhh