Section 25: The first pot of gold
The price comparison given by the old housekeeper scared the hawker, it turned out that the silver of the early Tang Dynasty was so valuable, it seems that it was too misled by the TV series, as soon as the protagonist appeared, he was rewarded with two taels of silver to Xiao Er, and there were some grooming silver taels that were the top brands in the text! Now it seems to be pure! Only then did the peddler realize how lucky he was to be able to sell his stuff at such a high price yesterday!
Just take advantage of that chaos, if you put aside the peaceful and prosperous world, don't even think about it, don't you look at the telescope later quoted more than three hundred taels of silver for a time Li Er's expression was like a dead brother, oh, wrong, he was happy when his brother died! It's like a dead son, the hawker with that expression wants to give him a cheap one, and then he thinks about it, kindness to others is cruelty to himself, and in the future, the Daomen doesn't know how many people want to be poor like Lao Yuan to help, and besides, the development of a religion must be inseparable from money, there are big households that don't slaughter, do you go to scrape meat on the legs of mosquitoes?
Now there are actually big households who come to the door to send money, how can there be no reason, "Yes, the housekeeper says how much is how much, I and your General Qin are brothers, this little money doesn't matter, come to Qingfang, Mingfang, whoever pays how much deposit will be recorded!" “
"Brother Dabao, there is no pen and paper!"
The peddler patted his head and forgot about it, just now he saw that the two girls only used his fingers to draw on the paper when he was settling the account, thinking that these two girls had a good memory, it turned out that there was no pen and paper, but the paper was too cold, it looked similar to the burning of the grave, and it was estimated that he had to wipe his buttocks! Fortunately, as a qualified vendor, paper and pen are indispensable in your purse!
Take out your usual bookkeeping book, "Give, this is a pen, you can write it when you take off your hat, you two remember it first, I'll go and make it convenient!" The two girls weren't curious about the good things on the vendor as much as Doraemon, of course, if they knew the chinchilla, but it was different for the others present, and an old man asked in surprise, "Immortal, that book is made of paper?" “
When he said this, the peddler almost pulled the crotch of his pants when he heard this, "Isn't this nonsense, isn't it a piece of paper?" “
The old man, who knew that he had said the wrong thing, hurriedly flattered: "The immortal chief is really a master, and even the paper used for writing notes is about to catch up with the paper used by my family to write folds!" Someone next to him immediately chimed in: "My adults are not as good as this!" ”
I don't have time to see this group of turtles in general, so I have to hurry up to find a pit, and the hawker casually pulled out a pile of heart-to-heart prints on the car, and the eyes of a group of old housekeepers lit up, "Immortal Chief, are you going to give us some of the paper you are taking now?" We thank the immortals for their treasure! ”
The hawker was completely defeated by this group of people, "Go, go, this is what I went to the toilet to wipe my butt!" There was a buzz around, "The gods are really different, it's really extravagant, no wonder so many people want to be immortals, you see that even the paper used to wipe the buttocks is so snow-white, tsk..."
The vendor who broke away from the encirclement found a place where no one squatted down, lit a cigarette to suppress the smell, and then took out his mobile phone, and saw that the battery was running out, distressed, save some electricity! Then take a deep breath and poof....refreshed, the peddler finally realized that some people say that life is painful, but in fact it is a painful thing, one is in bed, the other is in the toilet, the truth of the universe!
When the convenience was over, Shi Shiran walked to the view with his pants, and a group of people looked at the hawkers with envy, and the hawkers subconsciously looked at the zipper, no problem! The peddler who finally figured it out knew that this group of people was envious of him for using such snow-white paper to go to the toilet, which was a violent thing!
The peddler couldn't help but complain, what is there to envy, I'll take the third brother to you another day, I won't give you a stick, just pick it yourself! Of course, thinking of the third brother's strange way of going to the toilet, God also feels admired, that is really the bathroom!
Lao Yuan will also run back, standing beside the two girls and watching them keep accounts, the hawker noticed that the two girls should not be from ordinary families, you must know that with the ancient education popularization rate, the probability of girls receiving education is even lower, look at the fluency of these two girls' handwriting, it should be learned by Lao Yuan before he came back, and it is definitely not what Lao Yuan can teach in just two months from Sichuan to Chang'an!
The hawker stood on the periphery and smoked and farted with the two who didn't know each other, and waited for a long time for the crowd to finally disperse, only to see a lot of yellow and white on the car, and there were baskets of copper coins on the ground, which couldn't help but make the hawker feel that the ancient people were superstitious, no wonder some people sighed that they didn't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods, which is based on the masses!
After sighing, the vendor asked Lao Yuan, "Lao Yuan, we have also collected the money, what are your plans next?" “
Yuan Tiangang is now quite impressed by this cheap uncle, although there is some shameless uncle love money character, but the old Yuan is not a bad brain, he still understands that it is easy to do things with money, he used to be poor and poor and spent time helping people to tell fortunes and collect three or five Wen, now the first time I saw so many Ah Blockage things is also forced to shock, hearing the hawker's question, Yuan Tiangang put away his thoughts, "Uncle, I want to choose a good place outside the city, it is best to build a large Taoist temple by the mountains and rivers, and put Sanqing, Jade Emperor, And all the immortals can invite them, and then find some Taoist friends to promote my Taoist culture and let my Taoism carry forward! “
Lao Yuan's suggestion coincided with the hawker's idea: "Very good, just do what you say, you write a plan, and hand it over to me!" "I watched this on TV, and you see that every time those bosses hear that the people below have something to do, don't they all say that, with the breath of a person on top of the stock! Bei'er has momentum! "So what do we do now?"
"Uncle Shi, now we need to eat!"
Yuan Tiangang's honest words almost made the hawker's head pestle on the ground, and he was waiting for Lao Yuan to send some profound insights, when suddenly such a sentence ruined his feeling of being ready for a long time, but it was also true that he hadn't eaten yet, and the hawker was secretly happy, it turned out that he still had a day of forgetting to sleep and eat, and it was for work rather than playing mahjong, what a progress!
"Okay, let's go to dinner, come and do a favor to carry these baskets of money to the car!" As soon as he stretched out his hand, the peddler's waist sank suddenly, almost snapped, Zhen Nima Shen, I don't know who bragged on the Internet that he would give him a hundred catties of banknotes, not only can he carry it, but he can also run, I really want to pull it over, give, this is a hundred catties of gold, you resist and give me a look! In less than 50 meters, your waist will be crushed!
When the things were moved to the car, the vendor leaned on the door of the car and beat his waist and asked Lao Yuan, "Lao Yuan, do you know any Taoist martial arts or something?" Teach me a few tricks! ”
Yuan Tiangang looked at the peddler with a sad face, "Uncle Shi, didn't Shangxian teach you any moves?" It turned out that Lao Yuan thought that the hawker would order something like Taijiquan Jiuyang Shengong, hoping to learn something from the hawker, but now he saw that the hawker actually asked him to learn moves, and at the same time he agreed with the hawker what the hawker said, "The gods are all bastards!" “
PS: Update the ticket in the middle of the night!