"The hundreds of schools of thought can't live in seclusion because of Confucianism, you see what kind of Confucianism founded by Confucius has been harmed by you, read the books of sages every day, read the dog's belly, Confucius has been dead for a thousand years, have you Confucianism ever appeared a similar character again? You know why? It's because of people like you who are complacent and don't want to forge ahead! ”

"Then your Daomen is not the same, and there have been no similar characters since Lao Tzu turned into Hanhu!"

"That's different, because our Taoist people have taken a crooked path, as long as they are corrected, they can be a saint, and it is the same if you are Confucians, even if you get on the highway, two. The milk went back to her parents' house, and she returned without a father! ”

Although I don't know what the hawker says two. What does it mean to go back to your mother's house, but it is estimated that it is not a good word, Mei Changsu pointed at the vendor angrily and trembled, "Okay, since you said so, then I want to see what you will study when you walk on the right path, do you dare to let the people present see and understand?" If you convince the people present, I, Mei Changsu, will voluntarily change my sect and join your sect! “

After Comrade Xiaomei said this, there was a big chaos on the scene, the hawkers don't know why, but there are people who understand it, the ancient people paid the most attention to the heaven and earth monarchs, and generally people like them will never change after worshipping a master, this is a big rebellion, Comrade Xiaomei actually put this aside, how can people not talk about it.

Everyone didn't expect that it was just a quarrel between the two at the beginning, but it turned into a dispute between Confucianism and Taoism, and some people wanted to change the court, so the civil officials were all fried, after all, they were all from Confucianism, and they were very concerned about these, although they wanted to see the hawkers perform something strange, but in case Mei Changsu lost, after all, the name was not auspicious, and it would be time to lose Confucianism.

The generals are also talking about it, but most of them are optimistic about the hawkers, after all, you have to know that the immortals are all Taoists, these people are often blessed, and these people are often blessed, which means that the Taoist sages are blessed, that is, the later monks are so good, you see that he sometimes also borrows Taoist festivals or something to attract believers is not, especially in recent years, the more popular New Year's Day to go to the temple to burn incense, you are now tasting taste, is the New Year's festival the third brother's? That's our traditional Chinese festival, you said that you went to the temple to burn incense during the New Year, can the incense reach our gods?

In the end, maybe not only can not pass on to our immortals, but also make the gods angry, the monks themselves say that people fight for a breath, Buddha fights for a stick of incense, what does it mean for you to burn incense to the Buddha? So in the future, if you want to burn incense and find a Taoist temple, if you don't have it, it's better to burn it at home than to spend money to burn it in the temple!

Say too much, come back to the present! The peddler smiled crookedly when he heard the other party's words, "Hehe, you think about the United States, my brother may not accept you, but in order to meet your wishes, my brother doesn't mind missing both hands to show you, open your eyes and see clearly, don't blink, the next is the moment to witness the miracle!" “

After saying this, the peddler began to think of something to perform, which could not only shock the ancients but also pull these magical things to the Daomen, and looked around and saw two glasses on Li Er's table, thinking of a video he had watched before, there is!

The goods turned around and walked to the front of Li Er's table, "Prince, borrow your cup!" ”

Li Er hurriedly put the cup on his chest, "Don't smash people's heads!" ”

A few crows flew over the peddler's head, "Don't worry, I won't smash him, show you something funny, the one next to me, come and pour me a glass of water!" ”

A palace maid standing next to Li Er obediently poured the cup full of water, and the goods picked up the cup and said to the crowd, "Everyone, look at it, this is an ordinary glass, and it is also filled with ordinary water!" As he spoke, he took a sip to indicate that it was real water, and then continued to let the palace maid refill!

"Okay, now that everyone is optimistic, I'll show you a water backflow!" The voice settled, and the onlookers were screaming..., no matter who dared to make a loud noise, for fear of affecting the performance, the vendor put the water cup away, and found a business card in his wallet to cover the mouth of the cup, of course, it was not completely covered, and there was a gap next to it, and then he took another cup, in order to ensure the success of the experiment, he also took the empty cup and roasted it with a lighter, and then quickly covered the top of the water cup covered with a business card, and then there was an incredible scene of the ancients, only to see the water in the cup below slowly running to the top cup along the gap left, And it goes directly to the bottom of the cup, you must know that this cup is now flushed down by the mouth, which means that the water is now equivalent to floating in the air!

Wow... Now everyone couldn't hold it anymore, they all gathered around and watched the water in the cup below run up with wide eyes, even Li Er, who was sitting next to the cup, stretched his face to the cup and looked carefully, and when it was almost over, the vendor withdrew the thing, "How about it, everyone has seen it, this is the latest research result of my Daomen, everyone give a round of applause!" ”

"Smack. Smack..."Li Er took the lead in applauding, and the others also hurried to cheer, do you want to keep up with the pace of the leader, the vendor smiled and bowed his hand to everyone to thank you, "Boy, how is it, do you understand?" ”

Mei Changsu was also shocked, shaking his hands and making a final struggle, "You, you must have cast some kind of demon spell to blind everyone's eyes!" ”

The peddler was completely speechless, "I deceived your relatives, since you are not convinced, then good, I will not be like you Confucianism to cherish yourself, today tell this spell to the people present, when you all learn it, I will tell you what the reason is!" ”

After speaking, he ignored this kid "That everyone saw my performance just now, now if you are interested, you can find two cups to play, I will demonstrate and do it with me" The first step, fill it with water, and the second one is to find something to cover, remember to leave a small slit, don't be too big, okay, buckle the remaining cup to it, OK okay! “

Li Er also played with the two cups just now, and waited for the vendor to call for help by himself after the peddler finished speaking, and it was unlikely that the people who could get the two cups together on the spot were all ready, and in less than ten seconds, "Hum....I succeeded, haha, I can spell!" “

"Haha, me too, I also succeeded, look, the water is flowing backwards, it's too powerful, Niu Xianchang's spell is so magical and simple, no, I must be close to Niu Xianchang, it's so fun!"

"Pull it down, it's just you, Niu Xian Chang can't look down on it, only a suave person like me can worship under Niu Xian Chang's door!"

…….

If you suddenly see a magic trick or other fun thing, you will often just be confused, why? How so? But if you teach him this trick, it will often bring even greater surprises, and this is the mentality that now learns the trick of water backwards!

Li Er also looked at the hawker with starry eyes, "Dabao, Dabao, tell us why this water is flowing backwards?" “

"Don't worry, I'll tell you now, and you kid!" After speaking, he pointed at Mei Changsu and said fiercely, "This trick is actually nothing to put it bluntly, because there is air around everyone, in the past, everyone thought that this thing had no weight, right, in fact, according to our Daomen's research, air has quality, but it is very small, so small that you think it does not exist, today's experiment is to prove that there is weight in the air, and it is not small, according to our estimates, under normal circumstances, the air can press up a ten-meter-high water column, and the unit of your is three zhang high, today it is just drizzle!" “

"And let me tell you another secret, the height of the water column raised by the atmospheric pressure can predict the change of the weather!"

"That Niu Dao Chief, how to predict it, you tell us!"

PS "None of the tickets? It's so pathetic