The peddler twisted his face and smiled wickedly, "Do you want to know?" I won't tell you, in the future, my Daomen will also open various educational institutions, as long as I am a Taoist believer, I can send my children here to learn all kinds of magical and useful truths! “

Li Er excitedly grabbed the peddler, "Dabao, tell me about it, I'm also curious!" “

Breaking free of Li Er's hand, the peddler shrugged, "Brother Li, I won't be able to explain this truth for a while, I'll explain it to you in detail when I'm free, wait for me to subdue this kid first!" “

"Then hurry up!" Li Er completely abandoned this poor scholar now, and the peddler then turned his face to face everyone, "Of course, this is a bit profound, I'll make a simple one, do you want to see it?" “

Lao Cheng snorted, "Think, you have another one!" ”

"Okay, let's play with cups this time! But don't use glass, whoever has a pottery or porcelain cup give me one, by the way help me find a diamond! ”

The cup is easy to find, the drill bit is not easy to find, Li Er instructed the next person to go to the account room to find a star drill bit, see this thing hawker involuntarily rise a sense of intimacy, how many years, only when I was a child in the second uncle's house next door to see him help people make a scale rod time to use this thing, and later with the progress of science and technology, the emergence of various standardized production of weighing tools has replaced the original manual scale, this craft including tools will be annihilated, it is rare to see it today, it is not easy!

Without further ado, the vendor took a small drill and drilled a hole in the bottom of the cup, raised it and looked at the candle, and it was okay! Then I looked around, and it happened that the palace maid had a white silk silk on her chest, and it was estimated that she would wipe Li Er's face at any time, "Come, sister, give me your silk handkerchief!" ”

When the palace maid saw that Niu Dao Chang was performing a spell and wanted to ask her to borrow something, she was so happy that she had nothing to say, and directly handed over the silk silk, and the vendor took the silk and said, "Thank you, sister, everyone is optimistic now, and this time I will show you a reversal!" After saying that, he put the silk on the rim of the cup, pointed the small hole he had just drilled at the candlestick next to it, and then walked back and forth two steps to find a suitable place.

"Alright, let's see what's happening now!"

When everyone heard this, they all stood in the direction of the cup, and a clear reflection of the candlestick appeared on the white silk: "Wow, look, the candle is upside down, what a reversal!" ”

"God, true God!" All the people who saw the candle shadow upside down gave a thumbs up!

"I'm completely convinced, I've lived for so many years, and today is considered a long experience, do you think Immortal Niu will teach us this?"

"That's for sure, who is Niu Xian, there are many people, and they will definitely not be stingy with this little trick!"

There are different opinions, and after everyone saw it, the vendor threw the cup to Lao Cheng to play, "Okay, this is actually simpler, and it is not the first thing I found in my Daomen, in fact, Lu Ban recorded this before, but everyone went to see it as a strange anecdote, and now you can make a cup to play with if you are interested, this trick we call it small hole imaging, it is very simple, as long as you use any reason, hehe is still that sentence, I want to know, please look forward to the opening of the educational institution of Daomen!"

After fooling everyone, the vendor turned to look at Mei Changsu, "Boy, do you have anything else to say now?" “

Mei Changsu sighed, "Niu Daochang's spell is strong, Xiaosheng is ashamed of himself, Niu Daochang can rest assured, I will do what I say, tomorrow Xiaosheng should go to tell the family teacher and throw himself under the Daomen!" “

The peddler froze, where is this, are the ancient people so ignorant? In fact, how did he know that Mei Changsu was not because he had seen these things, but because he had seen these things and could be generalized, in the past, everyone had a little new discovery and never showed it easily, and now the hawker doesn't want money to teach casually, and the gap is bigger, but there is a kind of regret in his tone, the hawker estimates that he thinks he can only learn some things he thought was sideways in the future, and he can't get in touch with orthodox literature!

But you promised, we haven't agreed yet, isn't it, "Hehe, can you join if you say you can join?" Then my Daomen is too worthless, but I don't know about the others, if you want to join my Daomen, you have to have a three-year inspection period, during which you will hang under Yuan Tiangang's name, only you have passed the three-year inspection period, and I will decide whether to accept you or not! “

I didn't expect the young man to not eat this set, "Don't scare me, Niu Daochang, I, Mei Changsu, will do what I say, if I can't pass your inspection in three years, I will isolate myself from the world!" “

Rub, I didn't expect to meet a ruthless person, are the scholars of the Tang Dynasty so cruel to themselves? It's disgusting to be self-defeating at every turn. However, in order to save a young heart, the peddler had to do some things that must be done in the crossing.

"Boy, don't be so depressed, as the saying goes, the sea is inclusive, and tolerance is great, in fact, my Taoist sect also has research drops on Confucian poetry, by the way, do you want to hear it?"

Which crossing does not steal poetry, anyway, it is out of the way, and it is not a big deal to steal two poems, but obviously everyone is skeptical about this thing to compose poetry, although the hawker just played two tricks, but they all know that the Taoist priest originally did this, and it is normal to know both hands, and now everyone thinks that it is not credible to sell poetry.

The first thing that showed was Cheng Biting Jin, who was tired of playing with this cup, and said to the vendor with a surprised face, "Dabao, I didn't expect you to beat people better than my old Cheng Lisuo to compose poems, I didn't believe it first, if you can't do it, I won't give you money for refueling my motorcycle in the future!" “

"And what if you make it?"

"Then give the money!"

"Get out!"

Jokes are jokes, "Okay, let's ignore the troublemakers, but in order for Lao Cheng to go to my place in the future to pay on time, I will make a song for Lao Cheng, listen to it, the mountains are high, the roads are far and the ditches are deep, the army is galloping, who dares to cross the knife immediately, only I am General Cheng!" “

Lao Cheng's face tightened and turned to joy, "Good poem, haha, Second Brother Qin, did you hear it, this is called poetry, how good it is for you to listen, haha, the prince is doing this poem!" 10,000 times better than those sour people! "The others haven't reacted yet, Cheng Yanjin has jumped up, how many years have Ya finally found a soulmate, although this poem does not correspond to the current format of poetry and songs, but no one dares to object to the charm of it!

If you want to say that this poem is 10,000 times better than that of the Tang Dynasty, that's nonsense, the reason why Lao Cheng is so happy is because this poem praises him, but although everyone can't stand Cheng biting Jin's snort, they are also full of expectations for the {copied} poem made by the hawker "Good poem, Niu Xianchang, one more!" “

Later, the hawker saw that the atmosphere was up, and after drinking a little wine, his brain was hot, "Okay, since everyone likes my poems so much, then I will also give everyone a good time, saying, what kind of lyricism do you want to hear, lyrical?" Freehand? Frontier? Livelihood? I'm going to give you a light today! ”

Wow... At this time, the atmosphere of the whole banquet reached its peak: "Come on!" ”

"Anything, hurry up, I'm ready to write and ink!"

"Okay, wait for me for a while, all the poems I wrote will be read to you" The vendor turned on his phone "Wait a while, the poems I wrote are all stored in this thing"

Fortunately, the car is not far from the signal is very strong, directly search on the Internet, the new 4G is powerful, no different from WiFi, after the web page is opened, the hawker holds the mobile phone, that is, the magic weapon in the eyes of others, "Listen, Dajiangdong go...."

PS "Ask for collections, ask for tickets!