Chapter 170: Sleepwalking (3)

The two waiters stared at each other in surprise, and one said, "This is called a donkey, who is really an amorous boy and an infatuated man, who is about to die, and does not care about his own life, and still cares about the beautiful women here, just tell him." ”

"Tell him, save him the regret he will leave after he dies."

When the two maids came to this point, they said, "Eighteen million beautiful women are inside, Chinese, foreign, Oriental, and Western. ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he said happily: "I finally found this place, I dreamed of it, I begged the two fairies, let Liu Cong in, I heard that Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, and Sun Quan's seven wives are inside." ”

The two waiters opened their apricot eyes and shouted, "Tell you, if you want to enter this place where beautiful women gather, you will leave your head first, are you willing?" ”

Liu Cong asked suspiciously: "Won't you die if you leave your head?" ”

"yes, it's for you to die before you can go in."

Liu Cong thought to himself: "I went in to make beautiful women, what do I do when I die." Thinking of this, he asked suspiciously: "Stay your head and go in, what are the conditions to see the beauty, live with the beauty, and get along day and night." ”

"Giggles, go in and experience it yourself, infatuated donkey."

When Liu Cong heard that there was a beautiful woman inside, he didn't care about anything, kicked open the door, and rushed into the gate with his head held high.

However, he was reluctant to let go of the two beautiful waiters behind him, "These two maids must be fairies, fairies, don't waste it." ”

Liu Cong muttered here, turned around and sandwiched the two beauties under his ribs, and raised his legs to enter the No. 1 gate.

When Liu Cong came in, he consciously felt numb and crispy on both sides, and when he looked back, the two beauties were stabbing their back cheeks with swords, and they didn't know how many swords they had stabbed, and they were stabbing and scolding while struggling,

Liu Cong smiled: "Just stab, if you can't stab me, I'll come in to find a beautiful woman." ”

When Liu Cong turned around again, he saw a flash of lightning, and there was light inside the No. 1 gate.

If you look closely, it turns out to be a whole new world,

The faint lemon yellow shrouds the landscape, woods and roads, birds contend, mountain flowers are splendid, colorful butterflies are flying, and the climate is pleasant.

Liu Cong sighed in surprise: "There is such a good place to go, and there is also a fairyland." ”

was standing on a piece of bluestone and looking at this fresh world, and suddenly saw the sky with subtitles, which read "Wanli Spring Naked Tour",

When Liu Cong saw it, he was happy and surprised: "Oh, it turns out that there is really a naked tour hall, my God, I Liu Cong is so glamorous, I can have whatever I want, hahahaha, where is the beauty of the naked tour." ”

Liu Cong thought like this, only to hear a burst of giggling and gossiping and singing and swallowing sounded, and it gradually got closer,

Suddenly, my eyes lit up, and I saw that the wilderness was full of naked beauties between heaven and earth, the white ketone body was naked from top to bottom, and in the warm weather, groups of beauties, without scruples, told jokes freely and casually, picking flowers,

Colorful butterflies are flying in the air, swallows are murmuring, flowing water is flowing around you, and willows are still around,

In the distance, there was a beautiful woman with brown and black skin, her long hair curly and draped over her shoulders?????? When Liu Cong saw it, he immediately burst into joy, quickly took off his sake, walked across the stream with his crotch bare, and came to the pile of beauties in front of him.

These beauties were happily discussing something here, and suddenly saw Liu Cong, a man with a bare crotch pulling his hips, coming over, with a ball of black hair between the signs, and they exclaimed together: "Wow,." ”

"Whew."

"Ahh

"Hey."

"Ahh

??????

The screaming did not stop, and there was a coaxing, as if a flock of white doves were fighting for food, and suddenly a wild dog flew away.

Liu Cong stood in their original position and greeted them kindly: "Come on, come on, little girl, little girl, come on, let the second master like you." ”

However, these beauties just laughed from afar, they just didn't listen to Liu Cong's temptation, they all looked up, giggling, and none of them took Liu Cong seriously.

Liu Cong was anxious, complaining and scolding: "Say that this is a naked tour hall, fart, if Emperor Ling comes, it will definitely not be like this, these little prodigal girls, she dares,

Didn't it mean that Emperor Ling entered the naked tour hall, walked inside with his bare crotch pulled, and met that lovely palace maid, just do it if he pressed it?

What is this, grandma's, why did you see me, you just don't come forward? ”

Thinking of this, Liu Cong suddenly realized, "By the way, the identity is different, these little prodigal hooves are also spectators, I am just a Jingzhou ruler, not a thorn history, hey, who is the Emperor Ling, the only emperor in the world, 'under the whole world, it is not the king's land', the palace maids in the Naked Tour Hall of the Emperor Lingdi are all the private property of the Emperor Ling, can they not let the Emperor Lingdi call, and look for death." ”

Liu Cong understood, it turned out to be so, but he wanted to call these beauties arbitrarily: "Since I came, since I have this opportunity, I will use it arbitrarily, if my identity is not good, I will be the emperor immediately." ”

Liu Cong thought like this, and suddenly met a majestic palace standing in front of him, on top of the high Danqi, the whole palace, carved beams and paintings, high cornices,

Above the roof of the palace, there is a blue sky, there are white clouds fluttering leisurely, white storks and herons flying up and down,

Ancient pines and cypresses, with sparse emerald green, grow stubbornly?????? Liu Cong saw it and sighed: "This is where the immortals live." ”

Thinking like this, he suddenly saw a large number of guards lined up around the palace, all led by Zhijinwu, and suddenly saw a row of heavily guarded guards up and down the Danqi,

Suddenly, a eunuch came over, holding a fly whisk in his hand, and asked for instructions: "The time is right, the slave respectfully invites the emperor to ascend the throne and accept the worship of hundreds of officials,,。 ”

Liu Cong's brain was excited, he understood, and said to himself: "Oh my God, I complained just now that my status was too low, and the beauties didn't listen to the dispatch,

Hehe, it's coming soon, it's going to be my coronation, ah, hahahaha. ”

Liu Cong said happily here, and walked behind the eunuch with great strides, and walked to the hall step by step amid the cheers of the guards and ministers.

Liu Cong has been looking forward to the day of the enthronement ceremony since he crossed over, but he didn't expect it to be so simple.

Liu Cong looked up and looked around, thinking about taking another look, but at this time, the world had changed, and there were still beauties there.

Some of them are old and immortal old ministers with wrinkled faces, as well as palace guards who are full of spirit,

Liu Cong was greatly frustrated, stopped moving, looked up and turned around, looking for the beauties he hadn't had time to use, 170