The eunuch began to advise: "Dignified appearance, decent manners, is a necessary dragon ceremony for the king, please prepare to accept hundreds of officials to pay homage." ”

Liu Cong understood, this was the eunuch reminding him to pay attention to his appearance and demeanor,

Liu Cong is all about beauties,

As the saying goes, 'lust is greater than the thief's courage', this kid is now bold, not only bigger than a thief, even the emperor is not in a hurry to do it, I saw him listen to the eunuch's words, bent down and grabbed the eunuch's shoulder, lifted a eunuch over to face him like a cat and mouse, and asked: "After ascending the throne, I will go to the naked tour hall, or go to the naked tour hall now." ”

The old eunuch was stunned by the question, and he didn't come back to his senses for a while, he knelt down with a snort, kowtowed, and said: "Your Majesty, if you want to enter the naked tour hall to be comfortable, you must become the emperor after ascending the throne, and then you have the right to enter the naked tour hall." ”

Liu Cong asked: "How long will the enthronement ceremony last?" ”

"Tell the emperor that the enthronement ceremony will start at one o'clock in the afternoon and last until one o'clock in the afternoon, sharing two hours."

Liu Cong made a good deal and scolded: "Doesn't it take four hours, grandma's, who can wait, no, don't ascend the throne, go to the naked tour hall." So saying, he tore off the crown from his head, threw him on the ground, turned and ran on the road.

This frightened the ministers of civil and military affairs and the guards Zhijinwu, everyone was busy together, and finally pulled Liu Cong to the Jiade Palace, and was about to help Liu Cong sit on the dragon couch, only to hear the chaos at the door, the sound of killing, the collision of knives and guns, and the noisy voices,

One of them, Zhang Luodao: "Who arranged for Liu Cong to ascend the throne as the emperor, I, Cao Mengde, swore to kill Liu Cong." ”

Another voice was strong, Liu Cong heard it, it was Sun Quan's voice, and he could only hear him say: "Quick, pull Liu Cong out, split, with my Sun Zhongmou, Liu Cong wants to be the emperor." ”

At this time, Liu Cong had just put his butt on the dragon couch, and the ministers of civil and military affairs had not yet worshipped, and when they heard Sun Quan and Cao Cao shouting, they were immediately furious, stretched out their hands and pulled the halberd holding Jinwu beside him, and rushed out of the palace hall, shouting: "Where are the two old men of Cao Cao and Sun Quan, come out and eat my three hundred halberds." ”

I saw that in the open space outside the door, it was dim, and there were two human-faced tigers, one claiming to be Cao Cao, the other claiming to be Sun Quan, and Cao Cao was holding a long lance; Sun Quan held a steel gun in his hand, and the two of them were huge, occupying almost the entire playground in front of the palace, and their height was almost close to the treetops of a few thousand-year-old cypress trees around them.

When Liu Cong saw it, he said happily: "I was about to find these two guys desperately, but I came uninvited, okay, since I have been sent to death, I will fulfill you." ”

Liu Cong thought about it, measured his opponent, felt that his body frame was too short, and thought to himself: "You must be about the same height as them." ”

Thinking about it like this, the body that only listened to it gurgled loudly, and the eaves of the main hall were overturned by Liu Cong, and for a while, the smoke and dust were rolling, the bricks and tiles were broken, and they fell to the ground.

Liu Cong measured himself, and he was more than a few thousand-year-old cypress treetops, a few feet taller than this Cao Cao Sun Quan, and the long lance in his hand was as thick as a roof beam.

When Liu Cong looked at Cao Cao and Sun Quan again, he saw these two guys with human faces and tiger bodies, who were already stunned in horror, standing there stupidly with their mouths open, and the weapons in their hands did not know how to use them.

When Liu Cong saw that the opportunity came, he picked up the lance in his hand, snorted twice, and killed Cao Cao and Sun Quan one after another.

Liu Cong didn't believe it at this time, and didn't believe that Cao Cao and Sun Quan were so incompetent: "I only made one move, and these two guys fell to the ground and died, it turned out to be so incompetent." ”

When I looked down, I saw black blood flowing out of Cao Cao's wound, and purple blood coming out of Sun Quan's wound.

Liu Cong couldn't believe it when he saw it, so he muttered: "They all say that the hero, the hero, it turns out that the layman is different, it turns out that this hero is similar to the traitorous male, look, the blood that flows out is not human blood." ”

Liu Cong thought of this, only heard a burst of cheers, as if it was the sound of the ministers worshipping, hurriedly looked back, and found that he was sitting on the dragon couch of the Jiade Hall again, kneeling in front of a large number of civil and military ministers, all pouting to the sky, kneeling on the ground, covering their faces with wat boards, under the command of the master of ceremonies and eunuchs, shouting in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live." ”

Liu Cong listened, first surprised, and then sighed to himself: "I only deeply understood the meaning of the word 'Wan Wat Chaotian' at this time, grandma's, I have never seen a wat board before, who can understand what 'Wan Wat' is, and I thought it was a printing worker, and I printed the word 'Wan Hu' wrong, hahahaha." ”

Liu Cong's long smile actually attracted the advice of the eunuch Si Li, saying that "the Son of Heaven must not speak frivolously among the public, lest the people of the world follow suit and corrupt the world." ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he scolded: "Grandma, being an emperor is not free, and you have to be under the jurisdiction of eunuchs." Thinking of this, I felt that it was inconvenient to be angry, so I made a loud fart, only to hear a "tom" sound, and the hall was suddenly silent.

Hearing the sound, the ministers all thought that the emperor had a holy decree to be issued, so the ministers of civil and military affairs, eunuchs and palace maids all held their breath and waited respectfully for Liu Cong to speak.

However, Liu Cong's mind at this time was not on the promulgation of the holy decree, he felt that the throne had been seated, and the crown had fallen on his head, well, and the old enemy Cao Cao Sun Quan had been killed by himself, and the rest of the things: "Hey, hahahaha, just go to the naked tour hall, this is my lifelong expectation, otherwise, what is the point of risking arrows and stones on the battlefield, being born and fighting to the death, well, just for this throne, it's not worth it, to be honest, I'm just to be able to enjoy 10,000 years in the naked game hall." ”

Regarding national affairs, Liu Cong thought about it for a while and decided: "National affairs are managed by the ministers, and when the time comes, I will just nod and reply, they will ask for instructions, and they will also get the naked tour hall, and convey it through the eunuchs.

This one?????? The naked tour hall must do a good job of security,

This one?????? Resolutely do not let adult males in,

Grandma's, not only don't let them in, but can't let them see,

Seeing such a scene, that man was not greedy, could they not want to rebel and take it from me. ”

At this time, Liu Cong sat on the dragon couch, worried, worried for a while, and suddenly had an idea, "Order, kill all the men in the world." But I felt that it was inappropriate, "I, Liu Cong, am also a man, and if I really kill it, my father in the future generations will not know if he can be hit by a butcher's knife.

Although it is not easy to cross, but 'crossing and crossing, the more you wear', is actually a very simple thing.

Didn't I just cross over because the power went out and the computer went black. ”171